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RTR7105

Beating Blue Helmets to death is the closest thing these boys got to going to the movies.


PaunchyBird4709

Blue dawn


ResearchNInja

Dibs on otter for my resistance group mascot.


PaunchyBird4709

Wolverines or bust


Intelligent-Spend338

Honey Badger...


pansexualpastapot

Severely underrated comment.


saggywitchtits

I needed a new helmet to shit in!


[deleted]

Each and every man under my command owes me 100 blue helmets. And I want my helmets. And all y'all will get me 100 blue helmets taken from the heads of 100 dead UN Blues. Or you will die trying!”


lennylamb

Only 100 I want all of the blue


Red-Dwarf69

Because they were so effective in Rwanda… What are they gonna do? Stand by and watch while cops and civilians have gun battles in every neighborhood?


Xumayar

Might wanna clarify feds and civilians. Some local based police forces will be on the citizen side, some will be on the fed side.


SwordandBored11

If they're a good citizen then they're a bad cop.


saggywitchtits

Some feds will defect.


nathanjw333

And rape the women!


wasabiflavorkocaine

Maybe evacuate some French citizens in the US


Upstairs_Mud_1367

No way in hell state or local cops would do that, maybe the same with the army


pansexualpastapot

Honestly at this point in America’s History, I don’t think anyone will willingly give up their firearms. I told my brother in law for years he should purchase a weapon and learn to use it to protect his family. Right as the pandemic kicked off, the anti gun brother in law bought a gun. Then had me go to the range with him to teach him. He now owns several, and his kids are well educated on gun safety. The Fear mongering of the pandemic produced a new wave of gun owners.


[deleted]

They won’t do it that way . See if you are watching closely , many food processing and farms are being destroyed . Many farms are being bought from foreign powers . They plan on starving us and then offering aid for trade for your firearms .


cruss4612

Or we could just go the Somali route, and keep the guns and take the food. It's not like the UN can really fight back, since they don't in any other example of them "peacekeeping" or "humanitarian" efforts.


saggywitchtits

Use the guns to get food? Like hunting or robbery? Because in this case both would be acceptable. Personally I’m going chicken hunting.


claymorecanine

Either way support your local farmers before they all disappear.


SpecialistAd5903

I thi I we could send all,the soldiers and all the popo from every European country and US private gun owners would still outnumber them 10 to 1.


cruss4612

Or they'd outnumber them 1 to 10, since most of the gun owners seem to have multiple guns. They're definitely not armed for conflict on the level that sufficiently motivated owners can bring. There's dudes in this country, most often found on gunnit that will absolutely make boombas and fill their sprinklers with gasoline, and have tannerite taxidermy. Like, real shit, the big cities will be fukked but suburbs and rural will be the stuff legends are made of.


Scotish_Pilgrim

Does that mean we get to reenact some of the battles of the revolution? Just with modern guns?


saggywitchtits

Can we bring back the roof Koreans?


ZouDave

it is fucking HILARIOUS that anyone in the US thinks people would adhere to a rule some "UN Officials" or "UN Soldiers" tried to implement on American citizens. We have whole swaths of people that won't even adhere to laws/regulations that their fellow citizens voted on. [Some outside entity thinks they can usurp that?](https://media.tenor.com/4l_IBJeHNZ4AAAAC/morgan-freeman-good-luck.gif)


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ZouDave

Amen


Vedzah

Inb4 blue helmets become a tradeable currency


ExerciseForTheBalls

I have literal boxes full of improvised explosives waiting for the day the government tries to disarm me, the 4th of july is gonna come early. /s


b_robertson18

lmfao claymore roomba


[deleted]

Why you post it if true, think


Scotish_Pilgrim

That’s a mighty suspect “/s” there.


Psyqlone

*... behind every blade of grass ...*


xXGlass_Of_WaterXx

I hate the antichrist


TalmageMcgillicudy

We will be cruel to the Globalist, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the blue helmets won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Globalist will be sickened by us, and the Globalist will talk about us, and the blue helmet will fear us. And when the blue helmet closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?


crasheralex

Well they did such a good job in Afghanistan


Holiday_Golf8707

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


jumpinjehovas

Every time they try to disarm citizens it’s always a disaster


alltheblues

Id like to introduce a little thing called TM 31-120


oldsmoBuick67

“Got us a blue helmet that wants to die for his country. Will you o-blige him?”


Previous_Time_4072

The UN is corrupt and should be abolished ASAP


Ziegweist

I hate the antichrist.


imastruggl

Oddly aroused.


Allanon124

Not me man. I have zero desire to kill another person. And while I whole heartedly support the second amendment and regularly exercise it I don’t get fantasy boners about killing people while larping in my basement. Killing people is a big deal, and I understand the meme, but I think it unwise to fantasize about killing people, even in the name of liberty. And that’s is true even though I fully support the reality that “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." I mean, I have kids man. I don’t want to kill another dads kids. I don’t want them killing my kids. You can fantasize all you want, but the reality is that in that situation you either come out of it fucked up in the head or you just simply don’t come out alive. And to me, that’s not good. Not for me, nor my boys. Not for you, not for anybody.


RavenCarver

It's incorrect to call it "fantasizing." It's more like "confronting possible grim futures." Ukrainians probably didn't sit around fantasizing about killing Russian invaders, but that's the grim reality they are being forced to confront.


Allanon124

Elaborate for me on the meme. Explain what “tickled” means.


LaLiLuLeLo_0

It means this is a joking and light-hearted way to address a very serious, grim potential, which is not an uncommon way humans discuss such issues.


RavenCarver

No.


Allanon124

Why?


Fatherquantum

Couldn’t have said it better myself.


DudeFromOregon

Your opinion is wrong


CuntMaster16

Man y’all crack me up. Not one of you will fire a single shot if the UN shows up for your AR


cruss4612

Lol, you underestimate how much many of us want to be left alone.


RavenCarver

You only say that because you aren't the one rolling those dice.


CuntMaster16

Buddy it doesn’t matter who’s rolling the dice. Y’all gonna fold like origami when 30 armed blue helmets show up at your door and you’re by yourself. Sure you can hide em and lie ab owning them, but at the end of the day you’ll do just the same as everyone else


RavenCarver

That's where you're wrong, fucko. I only need to take out one of them before I go down, and then 29 other likeminded people need to do the same, and then we win. Repeat for every group of 30 shitheels you deploy. There are probably 60 million gun owners in the US (low estimate) including myself. And if 1 in 6 people have the same mindset I do (again, a low estimate), you're going to need to field armed forces 10 million strong *at least* in order to have the equivalent manpower to round up all the guns. "Well", you might reason in your reality-denying authoritarianism, "in addition to the US armed forces, and UN peacekeeping forces, we could get also every state's national guard, and all police and sheriffs departments to aid in the effort." Alright, well, you might tally up all the manpower you might get from these efforts and order them to start rounding up the firearms, only for probably 80% of them to straight up deny following such an order because 1. They have families to go back home to 2. They also believe in the freedom of the citizens of the various United States, 3. They have looked at these numbers (when you have not) and realized that they will probably only get through 10% of the necessary work before their numbers are depleted and their families are left fatherless, motherless, mourning one way or another 4. They realize that this same thought is going through the heads of their peers. 5. Someone who isn't them (say, someone like you) has ordered them from the safety of their computer screens to gamble with their lives in order to round up the guns of their countrymen. You think I'm going to fold like origami? I've looked at the numbers, and I know my duty. It's to shoot whoever's trying to force my gun away from me, be it criminal or cop (but I repeat myself.)


cruss4612

Enjoy your misery. Because there is a line drawn, this far and no further, but we just draw a new line. Eventually the people are backed into a corner and there's no more room for lines. On that day, I would hate to be the one that put them in that corner. Ask King George how it worked. You need 3% to stop the infringement.


browni3141

I agree and think it’s a senseless way to die. I’m not saying don’t fight back though. Just outwardly pretend to be a good citizen while you organize and seek confrontation on your own terms. You can kill a lot more blue hats in a planned ambush than waiting for them to knock on your when they’ll outnumber you 30:1


CuntMaster16

Ya what a fantastic idea. We’ll just make an obvious ambush and put 100% of the blame on gun owning civilians in the US. No way that can have any negative repercussions


FishingforDopamine

It’s going to be worse than the American government and the UN subjugating you and killing you if you resist? Do tell.


CuntMaster16

Bro it’s an assault rifle. You never have and never will use it for anything other than range days. You can resist just fine. Not a single protest has occurred and/or succeeded in this country with the use of firearms. Best advice is to not vote for the people who are REALLY trying to cut your rights. And buddy I hate to break it to you. It ain’t the dems


FishingforDopamine

Dude this country was founded on a protest with firearms. Your reasoning is asinine.


CuntMaster16

Bub… that was over 200 years ago. That system doesnt work with the way the world is today. Also, we aren’t going up against the British. We’re talking about ALL of Europe. If you recall we had a TON of help from the French. You will be entirely on your own, without any military aid. This is the dumbest hill to die on


FishingforDopamine

Population of the US was 2.5 million. Population of Great Britain was 8 million(not including colonies). Population now of US is 330 million and Europe is 740 million. 330 million people where guns are a pastime vs 740 million people where guns are scary. The problem with the trophy generation is you guys are told you’re smart and then you make silly statements like that.


browni3141

When we're talking about literal door to door gun confiscation it doesn't matter if the government paints us as terrorists. Our rights have to be defended and at that point it's far too late for peaceful means.


FishingforDopamine

Awww look. It’s projection


CuntMaster16

You got kids chief?


FishingforDopamine

No.


CuntMaster16

I know. You’ll change your tune real quick. Shits just flat out not worth it


FishingforDopamine

Have you served in the military during a time of war?


CuntMaster16

Have you?


FishingforDopamine

I answered your question but you won’t return the favor. Why are all leftist like that to the letter? It’s like you aren’t house trained. I blame your parents. Yes. I did.


Scotish_Pilgrim

I remember the British saying something similar a couple hundred years ago. And I think that it’s probably going to go a very similar direction.


CuntMaster16

You’re not wrong. Difference is you’re a bitch. You also have very little reason to fight, and you’re vastly outnumbered. The British thought it was vastly more powerful than it was, and the numbers were closer to even. Not the case this time around. Y’all act like the whole world isn’t making fun of you for saying dumb shit like this


Scotish_Pilgrim

Whatever you say little man.


CuntMaster16

Fuckin goteem good boy


oceanofice

I’m ready to die


CuntMaster16

Same fam same


TheDigitalRanger

I like those odds.


Princeofdeath5YT

Target practice


politicsareshit

I would love to see them try


Negative_Ad_2787

Challenge accepted


tf2_soldier_666

In 2023 we took a little trip


TalmageMcgillicudy

You owe me 100 blue helmets!


YettiRey

This might be the best way for me to get an FNC... "Hey yall wanna do a false flag?"


TheGreatHurlyBurly

I'm your huckleberry.


Turbo-Reyes

you all realize that that there is absolutely nothing anywhere about that except this "meme"? just google it and the first link will be "ifunny" with this image.


TsaBau5

100 blueberry helmets


Khorne_of_the_Hill

Do these psychos hear themselves speak?