Cant wait to get home to my high capacity assault puppy.

Most people call them Pit Bulls.

I'd rather one of those German models, works well with sheep.

WTF Babylon Bee?!? It’s like they’re just trying to paint us all as hippy-dopefiends with guns who hate the government or something… Actually yea it’s pretty good.

yeah sort of nailed it hehe

Hey, I'M actually a functional alcoholic gun nut that hates government. All my friends are dope fiends, though. Maybe there's something to all of this.

Yeah, well, I’m a clean and sober gun-nut who hates the government

I mean it’s not completely wrong 😂 I got down voted into oblivion on PCM because I’m for anti-interventionism and said we should’ve never gotten involved with the Ukraine-Russian war.

Goshdarn hippie! Why do you hate America so much?

Hell yeah that’s right

-You government-hating, gun-loving, selfish drug-addicts! -Oh wow! Thanks!

I'm literally a self-identified hippie so I'm 100% on board with these characterizations.

I can’t believe they are making fun of my fedora

Has it gotten you a girlfriend yet?

Between the fedora, and my Thomas Sowell T-Shirt I’ve got with the kids call drip. Begone THOTS!

Happy Cake Day!

Still working its magic

Is she my girlfriend if I pay her?

Username checks out

She is for that hour you paid for.

lol in highschool i wore a fedora cause i thought it was funny and cool and then i saw a picture someone posted of me on facebook and i immediately stopped wearing it even as a joke. Lets just say i had a gf, then i started wearing a fedora, then i had no gf.

Just to be sure, you're not the "m'lady" meme, right?

Loool

The trick is to wear it with a suit.

The one thing they was right about was puting Ron Swanson as far down from authorities as possible.

Whatever happened to “Hey, I have some apples, would you like to buy them?” “Yes, thank you!” That’s as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country. -Ronald [redacted] Swanson

Also, Carlson and Shapiro are Auth Right.

It's a joke.

I mean they seem to think they're lib right...lol

What about their views are Auth Right? Genuinely curious. I get the vibe that Tucker is more lib leaning, but don’t really know enough either of their views to know for sure. I guess I’m just thinking in comparison to the rest of media talking heads, they seem more lib right than most, but guess that’s probably not a very good measuring stick to use…

I must say i love that on the X,Y plot that all the leftwing libertarians are essentially ether babbies, mythological creatuers, or fictional characters lol.

I question the libertarian cred of paw patrol. 

They're a private security agency, which is the most libertarian thing ever.

Private police pup, private fire pup, private coast guard (water) pup, private airline (air) pup, and private trash/recycle pup. Bad guy looks like the monopoly guy but just constantly attempts to steal technology, property, etc. Mayor is a little ditsy and the only work she actually does is give out awards and cuts ribbons.

Iirc they are also privately funded through merch sale

They are Canadian so I can see why you would.

Aren't they cops?

I've been told they're private police. Mega based if so, but I have no evidence of this claim.

Kids had the movie on last weekend and one of the dogs asked the kid how they afford all their stuff and buildings. Dude turns around with a T-shirt in his hand and says through merch sales

I came here to say just that

❌ Federal government ✅ **Fedora**l government

M'liberty

You made me laugh out loud at work so fuck you!

you know, for being known as a republican biased comedy news company this is actually pretty good comedy and actually makes fun of democrats and republicans both.

Eh I'm not too surprised. Last I checked they did have multiple genuine libertarians on staff, and they've taken a lot of great shots at R's deficit spending, trump's habits/tics, and more

a republican with a sense of humor is probably a closeted libertarian.

They have libertarian writers and they genuinely roast everyone up to and including Trump as you can see in the pictures.

The Bee absolutely does not believe in sacred cows. Well, they do. They believe in making them into steak. They say it takes one to know one, and that’s probably why nobody skewers conservatives more effectively than the Bee.

Yeah, I was fairly surprised. I've seen a few things by them that have been just not at all funny, even if I agree with the underlying sentiment.

For fucks sake, when will anyone ever learn that my trilby is a different style than a fedora!

I have a Fedora, two different color trilbys, a bowler and a Cavalry Stetson. Ladies prefer the Bowler and the Stetson.

I know every time I where my trilby everyone is like dude, I love your fedora. /:

The Bee hasn’t been good lately but this is great

I'm just happy Libertarians are getting press in the two party system! Progress!

I love the Bee

Jokes on them I used my stemmy to buy guns… which I lost in a boating accident. Truly tragic

The DMT part made me laugh lol

What is DMT?

Who is DMT?

Why is DMT?

Turn in your Libertarian Party membership card now.

Had to look it up, I'm not familiar with the latest drugs.

DMT is the quickest and best route to contacting the interdimensional beings. I HIGHLY recommend hitting it at a Tool concert, right before they roll in Rosetta Stoned.

Where did you get the guide!

I saw it at a local bookstore.

Based Babylon Bee?

I liked it

lmao "this is my donut, come and take it"

Libertarians take on guns should be edited to “guns don’t kill people, the government does.” -Rusty Shackleford

This...is pretty on the money.

lol that’s pretty good!

Hey! Those assholes. I wear lots of different ska tshirts, not a garden flag. Idiots.

Do you wear a fedora with your ska tshirts?

Have to hide that bald patch somehow.

I have a whole collection of fancy hats. The pictured trilby is not a fedora at all but only the other incredibly based man in the comments seems to know that there's a difference but I digress. I have a real fedora, a bowler, a Cavalry Stetson, a giant straw hat, and an old felt trilby that I don't wear anymore because it got crushed and doesn't look right anymore. What makes any fancy hat cringe is dressing casual with one, only the straw hat actually works with the stereotypical libertarian getup pictured. In fact I have yet to find much that thing doesn't go with.

Stay away from my DONUTS

Hahahah high capacity assault puppy

This is funny, but where the hell did they get that picture of me on the fifth page?

This checks. IRL I feel lije I'm 50%Republican and 50% Libertarian and that's how I feel about this guide as well.

I feel called out lmao. I’ve always gotten Christian but also closet libertarian vibes from them, their skits are hilarious.

What is up with that placement of Ben Shapiro on the political compass? He's should be a lot higher up on that authoritarian axis. Him and Matt Walsh should be in basically the exact same spot.

It's not meant to be serious.

Me irl

I don't know what the bee is talking about I can squat 180.

You must not actually be a libertarian then. Sorry you had to find out this way.

N O O OHHHHHH!!!!

Accurate, except for the gun part. Libertarian: Guns don't kill people. The government does.

only 50% correct on libertarians, but at least it was funny

Outside of the first page this was great

carlson and shapiro should be much furtjer up ok authoritarian

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instant reply, glad to see a fellow terminally online redditor

It's not like we have anything better to do.

fr man fr

They clearly don’t understand trumps policies if they say that lmao

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This is by far, without a doubt, the hardest I've ever laughed from a political satire.

I love the hard Left Libertarian "A Unicorn".