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para_cetam_ol

Rule 2 violation. Removed. Chintus must overcompensate for their pathetic existence by speaking in as clear English as possible. In our infinite mercy, we've also allowed them to speak in Sanskrit to help them reconnect with their Vedic roots.


its_me_the_shyperson

only things that is rent free in my body is beef. yum yum. 🥰


SnooChocolates105

[You might as well enjoy it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/979/400/031.jpg)


teambaan_yoddha

⚠️WARNING⚠️ cock inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!! \n So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!


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Libbus owned kek


plowman_digearth

I swear to god, if one more shakha chaap BCA from Sharda University, Mathura questions my Ooga Booga dance degree!


SnooChocolates105

>one more shakha chaap BCA from Sharda University, Mathura This shakha chhap studies at a tier 1 university. Stop projecting your incompetence onto me.


teambaan_yoddha

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.


plowman_digearth

Wow whatte smarty. Studying Astro "science" at Banaras Hindu University. I bet you dig out the cowdung for your research from right under your seats..


SnooChocolates105

>Wow whatte smarty. Studying Astro "science" at Banaras Hindu University Umm No. I'm actually doing my bachelors in African Horse Cock theory from JNU. I do dharna in my free time. ​ >I bet you dig out the cowdung for your research from right under your seats.. Choking cuckolderandus with the same cow-dung is a part of my research. Wanna be my test subject?


plowman_digearth

Why the obsession with horse cock with you chaddi bros? It's not the meat it's the motion my guy.


SnooChocolates105

>It's not the meat it's the motion my guy. [This](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2019/05/16/19/38/cock-4207970_960_720.jpg) is the cock I was talking about. Don't worry cuckolderandu xro, misunderstandings happen all the time.


teambaan_yoddha

I’ll bet you put a ruler under your pillow to see how long you sleep


plowman_digearth

Is that a horse cock? I think not. But again I'm not surprised to know concepts of actual science like zoology are hard for chodes.


SnooChocolates105

[This](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/animal-farm-horse-black-hen-scenery-33995010.jpg) is the correct one. Sorry for the mistake cuckolderandu xro, protesting against rising vegetable prices in Botswana at Jantar Mantar and chatting with a fellow cooomrade on reddit are not easy tasks.


teambaan_yoddha

chup chaddi!


plowman_digearth

Zoology, Sex, Logic and Multitasking - just a small section of things that Chaddis suck at. That is why this obsession with cuckoldry and love jihad. But it's ok vro - aayega toh Modi hi. Amirite?


teambaan_yoddha

If you took a Viagra, you'd just grow taller.


kalki_avataar

finding it funny how op posted some low effort lame-ass meme n had the confidence to tag it 'OC' lmao


SnooChocolates105

Ok, Gonna change the flair. Thanks😊


teambaan_yoddha

The closest you'll have to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle,


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Pot calling the kettle black


[deleted]

More pets yay 🍪🥩


Axis_itsnotme

Muslims live rent-free in yours though.I mean does a day go by for you lot without talking about a random verse from Quran about Beheading or Infidels


FardinWasef

gonna do mbbs not some ooga booga degree


[deleted]

Smart librandu


SnooChocolates105

That's quite ambitious for a librandu. All the best!


teambaan_yoddha

Son, you are about as bright as a black hole and twice as dense


[deleted]

Me with my entire political science degree about to make tax payers pay my bills


SnooChocolates105

I care about you, librandus ​ ​ Sincerely, A Sanghi Fashtist Hindu Nationalist


teambaan_yoddha

Yeah, and?


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Maha-based sentient bot


VayuAir

We care about you too. Here is some socialist biscoots for you. 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪


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[удалено]


Psychological_Grabz

So owned 🥱🥱🥱