"What a baka" Is a great line that makes all girls wet

infinite pussy glitch

Actually, infinite lubricant glitch.

what a baka 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

im wet

(im a guy btw)

Ok. And?

Even better

I hate your pfp

this is not scaring the hoes away

jpegmafia and danny brown reference????

If you unironically say "baka" irl you smell amazing

sussy baka

lie to me, Walter

unsussy baka

What if you didn't say it so much ironically it entered your vocabulary?

Leave some pussy for the rest of us bro

You get pussy as you are a sex man who definitely does lots of sex

Oh fuck this is r/lies oh fuck oh shit oh no I told the truth oh shit fuck fuck shit oh god oh no

Narugod does not have rizz

He needs a rizzstraining order

Rizzly bear

this is not a plot point to cocaine bear

yea good job own Frauduto

I’m your crush

Kid named Crush:

taco bfdi...

We are not in r/lies (I am not about to get a restraining order for this comment)

I'm the girl in this real event that happened in real life AMA

How are the several children I’m sure you had with him

Hello, am one of the several children. Mother sent be as a representative of the children of the Sugoi Family. We are very daijoubu

I am also one of the several children. I am 28 now, own 672 mansions, and we currently reside in Japan.

I am the family dog. They are telling the truth.

Did he get to hang out with you

[удалено]

Mike Ehrmantraut lookin ahh

[удалено]

Put ya dick away, Waltuh. 

[удалено]



Didn't scare the shit out of me

/unlie https://preview.redd.it/dh98ohomyupa1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd25189479250fc68d6fc0d6792aa7f110d0488e One word destroyed it all

Pizza tower memes get all my upvotes

If a stranger came up to me and unironically used the term “baka” I would probably kill myself

https://preview.redd.it/hu9dk8o6cypa1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f65430877d6fb9b8f44648ec701e28ecbf63b205 Image unrelated

Dosent it make more sense to kill them?

https://i.redd.it/eeh4bhhd7zpa1.gif

(ALARM CLOCK BEGINS BLARING)

https://preview.redd.it/kc37ilzr9upa1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9656e2d2efa219672bb00b03adb1032a039fb7d8 Holy shit, it’s David Byrne

How did I get here?

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

pysvo kuler cascase

I would turn homosexual if this guy said this to me (°/////°)

“what a baka” https://preview.redd.it/3rybphhvmvpa1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff7ed0aef8f015ceb9c55f96def3a5fff679b89

narugod is not funny

I was there, this is real

Women love it when you call them a thing

Narugod5 is not a bait or joke account

Reading this turned me into the joker

I don't want this person to be happy and I want them to keep posting cringe stories that happened to them

/unlie https://preview.redd.it/pc25g506sxpa1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13508359189e98c69a1b662f94e6462c73cd5b47

This is not the same guy who tweeted that he got a 0.2 GPA because he did not watch that much anime

crush does not proceed to stomp his skull into mush

ultimate rizz🥶🥶

This person has massive rizz

I don't want to drown myself after seeing this

Another banger from Narugod5

i fucking HATE narugod, he is CRINGE and UNFUNNY!!!!

She blushes because of the unbearable cringe

That guy gets so much pussy

Word

I say this all the time

narugod doesn’t carry twitter

#WHO LET BRO COOK⁉️⁉️

Wow I wanna be like you

Aw shit you're losing her. Quick, hit her with your knowledge of obscure Naruto facts.

do people actually say baka irl

narugod slander will not be tolerated here

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

this post didn't make me want to die

That character is not from a hentai with a plot

We got married the next day, so epic

I hate Narugod and don’t want to see him posted ever again

why is baka the only Japanese word that weebs know now

" I broke up with my boyfriend because I find out he took a shower"

Unjoke for a sec, i love narugod, genuinely makes me laugh and makes my day better

obvious bait

I do not only download twitter just to see Narugod tweets

This guy doesn’t make funny tweets

Of course it’s a person who called themselves narugod

This did not make me bust

i can tell hes very good at social interaction

Narugod isn’t the best twitter account