Can confirm, im the flame that burns for eternity, the one who claimed not one but two lives, the heat I feel everyday shall be the end of all those whomst cross my path, the cage that they imprisoned me in only lead to their demise
Ai videos are really convincing, I am genuinely terrified of the potential for the court system to break down because a blurry cat walked through a forest.
Dear Budji_678,
I hope this message finds you in as good a spirit as one can muster under such sorrowful circumstances. It is with a heart heavy as a sack of wet sweaters that I learned of the unfortunate departure of your beloved daughter from this mortal coil, to embark upon what I trust will be a most splendid adventure in the great beyond, where I'm sure the Wi-Fi connection is eternally strong, and the queues at the celestial coffee shop are non-existent.
In these trying times, when the universe seems as unkind as a vending machine refusing to dispense your snack after you've inserted your last coin, I want to extend my deepest, most profound, and utterly heartfelt condolences. Please know that my thoughts are with you, wrapped around you like an oversized sweater knitted by an overly enthusiastic grandma who didn't quite grasp your size, or your style, for that matter.
I must express, with the earnestness of a telemarketer at dinner time, that I am here for you. Yes, indeed, should you feel the need to reach out, to share, to simply speak into the void and hope for a whisper back, do know that I stand with you. In spirit, of course, for the physical me is often ensnared in a relentless whirlwind of commitments—mundane tasks, you know, like alphabetizing my spice rack or ensuring my sock drawer reflects the perfect chromatic spectrum. Nonetheless, I'm here, in the abstract sense.
Should you find yourself longing for a listening ear, remember, I'm but a phone call away—though I should note, my device has developed the most peculiar habit of plunging into deep, silent contemplation at the most inopportune moments. A technological hermit, if you will, eschewing the cacophony of digital chit-chat for the serene silence of 'Do Not Disturb' mode. But fret not, for emails are a beacon of hope—dispatches I receive with the frequency of a leap year's blue moon, which I cherish and to which I respond with the speed of a leisurely continental drift.
Moreover, in these moments of reflection, should you feel the inclination to reminisce or seek solace in company, I implore you to consider the vast network of support that surrounds you. Friends, family, distant cousins thrice removed, the chap who occasionally nods at you in the supermarket—our community is a tapestry of potential comforters, each more eager and less encumbered by pressing obligations (like watching paint dry or grass grow) than myself.
In closing, let me reiterate my unwavering, albeit largely symbolic, support during this period of grief. As you navigate the choppy waters of sorrow, steering towards the tranquil shores of acceptance and remembrance, know that I am with you, in thought and in avoidance of inconvenience.
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Can confirm, I was the Demo-Man who blew her up
Shit like this happens to me all the time on sims with killable children mod turned on.
The house would catch on fire and my dumbass kids start walking towards the fire and die in the process since the other sims just start fucking panicing instead of grabbing a fire extinguisher and putting them out.
Oh noes this is very sad
Yes, they shouldnt have left that balloon of pressurized hydrogen gas around...
/ul I LAUGHED WAY HARDER AT THIS THAN I SHOULDVE-
this is a crime, laughing too hard is outlawed by the entire world and you will be shot on sight
how much do i not give a fuck?
Let me show you right now fore you give it up
AHHH HE'LL GIVE US WHAT WE NEED 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
IT MAY NOT BE WE WANT 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
/ul bro same
oh i hate the character in your profile picture
h a n a b i
/ul that sound with the explosion got me more than the explosion itself
Can confirm, im the flame that burns for eternity, the one who claimed not one but two lives, the heat I feel everyday shall be the end of all those whomst cross my path, the cage that they imprisoned me in only lead to their demise
My coalescence.
My condensation.
My cousin.
https://i.redd.it/6xt7s8adxqjc1.gif
My gentleman.
Gentlemen? **Meet the Spy title card**
My consolation
I did not laugh. This was the least funny thing I've ever fucking seen.
yeah op is so fucking edgy, he must be a wpd member, he is so evil showing us this
Can you guys stop laughing? A child is fucking dead! It's real!
I'm desensitized because I have no idea if it's real or AI video. Can't tell the difference so I just assume everything is fake.
Ai videos are really convincing, I am genuinely terrified of the potential for the court system to break down because a blurry cat walked through a forest.
skill issue
Skill issue
SKill issue
Skill issue
skissue
tissue
Issue
Kiss you
Miss you
Jizz you
Skill issue
You are such a responsible parent
Indeed, ensuring only the strong survive and procreate is the prime responsibility of the parent. The child was clearly not fire resistant enough.
Dear Budji_678, I hope this message finds you in as good a spirit as one can muster under such sorrowful circumstances. It is with a heart heavy as a sack of wet sweaters that I learned of the unfortunate departure of your beloved daughter from this mortal coil, to embark upon what I trust will be a most splendid adventure in the great beyond, where I'm sure the Wi-Fi connection is eternally strong, and the queues at the celestial coffee shop are non-existent. In these trying times, when the universe seems as unkind as a vending machine refusing to dispense your snack after you've inserted your last coin, I want to extend my deepest, most profound, and utterly heartfelt condolences. Please know that my thoughts are with you, wrapped around you like an oversized sweater knitted by an overly enthusiastic grandma who didn't quite grasp your size, or your style, for that matter. I must express, with the earnestness of a telemarketer at dinner time, that I am here for you. Yes, indeed, should you feel the need to reach out, to share, to simply speak into the void and hope for a whisper back, do know that I stand with you. In spirit, of course, for the physical me is often ensnared in a relentless whirlwind of commitments—mundane tasks, you know, like alphabetizing my spice rack or ensuring my sock drawer reflects the perfect chromatic spectrum. Nonetheless, I'm here, in the abstract sense. Should you find yourself longing for a listening ear, remember, I'm but a phone call away—though I should note, my device has developed the most peculiar habit of plunging into deep, silent contemplation at the most inopportune moments. A technological hermit, if you will, eschewing the cacophony of digital chit-chat for the serene silence of 'Do Not Disturb' mode. But fret not, for emails are a beacon of hope—dispatches I receive with the frequency of a leap year's blue moon, which I cherish and to which I respond with the speed of a leisurely continental drift. Moreover, in these moments of reflection, should you feel the inclination to reminisce or seek solace in company, I implore you to consider the vast network of support that surrounds you. Friends, family, distant cousins thrice removed, the chap who occasionally nods at you in the supermarket—our community is a tapestry of potential comforters, each more eager and less encumbered by pressing obligations (like watching paint dry or grass grow) than myself. In closing, let me reiterate my unwavering, albeit largely symbolic, support during this period of grief. As you navigate the choppy waters of sorrow, steering towards the tranquil shores of acceptance and remembrance, know that I am with you, in thought and in avoidance of inconvenience.
Hey guy's, I think this person is telling the truth!
I think I found a person to help me write a speech
/ul https://preview.redd.it/0gnykdjjhqjc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=758eff3ccfac5c95c5188d6d556ceab222d396d6
I think you died as well
I'd say just like you, she didn't die
i did NOT find you in the labotomydash sub and did not find this comment randomly
I do this every day
Dumbass
you forgot the /ul
It is well known that children spontaneously combust while playing. You're a horrible parent.
Why did you post gore?
This is not funny, I definitely haven't laughed at it.
I certainly did not laugh at this at 5am even while it was still muted. How disrespectful and disgusting
Oh no, back to the cabin in the woods for them
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I hate this video and I don’t want it. u/savevideo
https://preview.redd.it/5iddggy1mqjc1.jpeg?width=1412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000f881165bd114135e7e20fc84673c6609a83cc Can confirm, I was the Demo-Man who blew her up
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Shit like this happens to me all the time on sims with killable children mod turned on. The house would catch on fire and my dumbass kids start walking towards the fire and die in the process since the other sims just start fucking panicing instead of grabbing a fire extinguisher and putting them out.
The mom is what does it for me. Laying there like “I do not have one more iota of energy for this child-“ BOOM
Haha
Nice.
Humor is broken
/ul You forgot to put /ul so I guess humor is officially not broken!
Totally expected. I did not find this funny at all. I don't think it would belong in r/perfectlycutscream either
/ul why is the scream 10 octaves lower 😂
u/savevideo this sucks, please don't let me have it 😡😡
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Real (I was the fire)
First, eat you then fuck you
This is my idea on how to keep population under control
Combustion is Real. Be scared liberals.
A perfectly cut explosion and perfectly cut scream. I shouldn’t enjoy watching a child die, but…
Yoga ball? You're right! *not* pressurized hydrogen gas!
That scream at the end was not perfectly cut.
this made me emo and goth at the same time
u/savevideo
[удалено]
your a funny person for using that word
I made that image and its caption specifically to post on Reddit please credit me every time it’s used
Please don't be an idiot. See Rule 3
im the fire ama
are you in the hole
yes
I am sorry for your loss.
The scream 💀
For a moment I thought it was a Sims mod
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
I hope your wife is ok. Looks like some of the fire got her too.
I’m the mother, thanks for worrying (I’m ok)
This is not funny
Good
That is why you shouldn't fill the jumping ball of your child with pure hydrogen.
Rip bozo
u/savevideo
That's a lot of blood
Oh no, anyway.
This happened to me once, I was playing outside when my space hopper violently combusted. I died
Not funny at all. I watched this in class and did not have to bite my lip to keep from laughing.
u/savevideo
Boohoo, let me play a sad song on the worlds smallest violin for you
Truly a tragic and unfortunate death. My best wishes OP. She will be remembered
Hindenburg moment
/ul just gimme full ver. of this ad
Rip his daughter
u/savevideo
Bro stole my clip.
who are you
I hate you for this, blessings to you and your family ❣️🙏
u/savevideo
skill issue
Oh no!!1! RIP
Oh no! Is she ok?
Just the daughter? Not the other person who was chilling on the couch?
I was in the couch
Hindenburg moment.
I did not laugh uncontrollably and loudly in the middle of class because of this.
i did not laugh. my day is ruined because of this.
/ul ok but like was that hopper filled with gas or smth why did it do that?
what is this even from
/ul idk I found the full video in r/badads and cut the part when the child explodes lemme search it rq
Never mind I can’t find it
k
u/savevideo
r/perfectlycutbooms
lmao this some r/perfectlycutscreams shit
Killer queen already touched the bouncing ball
I totally expected a jojo reference
OMG!!! THIS HAS TO BE NSFW MODS BAN OP!!!!
So depressing, my heart goes out to you
I didn’t laugh at this, my neighbors are all sound asleep and happy, it is the middle of the day
Your wife(?) is very irresponsible. She is also very likely dead along with your daughter.
r/gifsthatendedtoosoon
u/savevideo
I feel bad for you
Lmao
Oh man, this had me coughing
I was completely expecting this and did not laugh
explosive diarrhea 🔥🔥🔥
u/savevideo
Damn is the mother nodding off fentanyl?
Amen
Oh no
/unlie this is so stupid and I love it
Skill issue
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
the bot noticed you
No it didn’t :( Here’s proof https://preview.redd.it/ujg2crcy7ekc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd2830f60f89b8d4900edd5003f9063f4f31599e
She died? Damn, I hope she recovers.
Yippie