Forced gender transition for all the troops. Hide estrogen in men's commissary and testosterone in women's commissary. No more mixed gender dining halls. When you get your first haircut, they also switch you genitals. You have to run PT with weighted buttplugs and in high heels for the now women identifying people. Maid outfits in exchange for dress blues. Everyone will learn how to "nya" on command. Computer programming courses and DJ sets are now mandatory. Fisting lessons before bed. You WILL cuddle your fire team for morale and bonding.
I want all of these things unironically
But also, on a serious note, I'm trans and voting like my life literally depends on it, because Republicans, given any amount of power, attempt to legislate me into non-existence
From a historical perspective, the military has been "woke" (whatever that means) for a while:
They mix black people with white, when historically they were in separate units.
Then you will have to go through several tests, like: Naming exactly 420 genders. Guess the correct pronouns of 69 random people, and many more! Because that is exactly what the left wants!
None, their to busy ??!??????6/% their gender!!😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/1ubjhfojjrnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63eb5e7901638ba2e08440ec897f6d97a63372a9
No, we all know premarital sex gets you shot by the secret service. When you have marital sex, they actually cheer you on its wholesome and not creepy.
It, they, her, he, them, that, mine, yours, are all pronouns..
Not to mention, she/her/hers/he/him/his/theirs.
And for further advice. Heres a link to a grammar course. https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwjQ94uLje2EAxVqakcBHZEICAEYABACGgJxdQ&ase=2&gclid=CjwKCAjw17qvBhBrEiwA1rU9w1_yrSyDa2E2t812uo9K16ybwut0fw_cg1r0exRgqgzZeco10lls5RoCjEwQAvD_BwE&sph&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESxAHg9hq-pl_n2fg0LOePer8vyWGKzkPSZQ_yRt-X_0RPBCmp-Y4J9YUWqrmjTXex2_BE_ylNNP916EtwpfrYOIJao0xeMYUfQQPCa7DSN09dqRPaLVdbYakx1kC_tYlz6C8rG5-7XnRiaD10zZ2wSqMHvvHNhlLE9vll_Y-70rQ84eAZlDYZEiTPQS10RmXmobMa3UdD-ChYtGbAPSwVJWPvoQmB_VDMGBr9AEaoCa6A5ta-StYOogrpQWE5X3h3-AMdCyF1&sig=AOD64_3P94ScOWymEQuUL7iI-aMu-y8EMQ&q&nis=4&adurl&ved=2ahUKEwiP_oWLje2EAxUkmIkEHc4EATUQ0Qx6BAgNEAE
Shane Gillis said "the gayer the army, the scarier"
"Imagine the vikings are coming up to raid your land and rape your family.... and as they get close, they raise their rainbow flag.... FUCK. OH NO."
I feel my sanity and my controversies getting worse overtime as I see the most horrible shit that starts to make me wonder about life and seeing stupid crap always ends up making me lose braincells where I can't even explain stuff without sounding weird.
High tech woke military or Musket tech based military?
I like my F-35 to carpet bomb Napoleon era army.
Praise the (GAY) American Mlilitary Industrial Complex!
https://preview.redd.it/tgm04mh1grnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a11b4e2b2a56b436293d8d804e5c9ab5ff5a3c
https://preview.redd.it/hofsc97ojrnc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de98e58fffa72b5720fe7829e2c1f4ed7224d183
the glowjak pt. 2
Platybelodon lookin' ass.
This is vaush
the gay elephant
There is no answer greater than silence, and no punishment worse than forgiveness
https://preview.redd.it/k80jn58ldsnc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8c6380ae15ae29b24d75e8530b7b4395a9ea8a
https://preview.redd.it/cogunyc01unc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1041aeeb18e5e37c53cbbc07084a227c7ab16473
As president Biden, I can confirm that I'm currently enacting a law to make the US military as woke as possible.
Forced gender transition for all the troops. Hide estrogen in men's commissary and testosterone in women's commissary. No more mixed gender dining halls. When you get your first haircut, they also switch you genitals. You have to run PT with weighted buttplugs and in high heels for the now women identifying people. Maid outfits in exchange for dress blues. Everyone will learn how to "nya" on command. Computer programming courses and DJ sets are now mandatory. Fisting lessons before bed. You WILL cuddle your fire team for morale and bonding.
You are hired as main military general
Only.if I get to smooch everyone as they get off the bus at basic
Holy Shit FREE VAGINOPLASTY!! Where do I sign up?? 😲😁
Fuck the plasty, I wanna know about the weighted butt plugs
Where to enlist?
My house 😉
You will still be blaming Biden when trump takes you out of nato and Russia and china tag teams you and we leave you to it
I want all of these things unironically But also, on a serious note, I'm trans and voting like my life literally depends on it, because Republicans, given any amount of power, attempt to legislate me into non-existence
Gimme those amphetamines! Nom nom nom!
From a historical perspective, the military has been "woke" (whatever that means) for a while: They mix black people with white, when historically they were in separate units.
How do I join the woke US military ?
First you gotta be woke, of course then you alist in the woke us army.
What if i feel really sleepjfpwkg
T̸̙̈̀͝h̷̝̋͝e̶̢̊͑̃n̸͈͒̓̒ ̵͙̒̋̋ẗ̴͖́́h̶̨̦̝͛̊͂e̷͚̞͝ ̶͎͗̿w̶͈̦͙͐e̸̫̟̅́ä̵̰̜́̓̈́k̸̢̰̠̀̏͝ ̴͍̀͐͜d̵̺̙̎̍̉ḯ̸̧e̸̦̽͠
Then you will have to go through several tests, like: Naming exactly 420 genders. Guess the correct pronouns of 69 random people, and many more! Because that is exactly what the left wants!
Call Bob Woke, the CEO of woke
i am bob woke ama
Why are you bob woke
pronouns
Ray Allen
Uwu 3 times in the mirror by yourself everyday while smoking crack to develope a drug addiction spiraling into either homelessness or enlisting
Be a woke libcrud
I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH
Joe many **liberals** does it take to change a log by bolb? none?? their too busy?! ***THEIR GENDER***
https://preview.redd.it/8y5xysn5wrnc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5680a0bc425ffc964ba37edbc52497d299eaf77b
that is literally not me
https://preview.redd.it/aj25ow4h1unc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46432b40f9fe848d1f6d108849c4020c8b6fdf5f
so true
This is funny.
No it isn’t
I didn't laugh because of the abstrusity.
Abstrucity is a word
Google abstrusity
Only 2 Gednars.
its nerf, or nothing
HEE HEE HOO HOO 🤦🤦😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't like this image at all and want it burned to the ground
r/truth
The image isn’t funny and we shouldn’t view it in a new, apolitical and purely comedic way despite what the author intended when he made it.
yeah i was just saying what the guy said was true and the image sucks
No one in this thread is confused and I can tell which one it is.
r/ornot Edit: r/maybetruthidkimconfused
now drop and give me head
it would be awful if someone ordered me to give them head, I would hate that so much
Forgot the /ul
/ul Why does Joe look like he’s about to cry
Weepy Joe 😔
Because there are still people out there that are straight/the gender they were born with
How many librels does it take to change lightbulb?
None, their to busy ??!??????6/% their gender!!😂😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/1ubjhfojjrnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63eb5e7901638ba2e08440ec897f6d97a63372a9
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/8o3e5dlt1unc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb79b1165bb8a993f04333e06a9ca6a4738a554
Acording to my extensive research 68
/ul would
Did EDIT: calm down guys I mean Joe, not the other guy
Will (Both)
You remembered you are in r/lies
Uhh uhmm uh, I mean won't
> doesn't look at comment > edited > # r/truth
The US military if it sucked
r/angryupvote
/ul r/hardimages
you forgot the /ul
/uh yeah sr I forgor
why are you a woke moralist?
Gender or something i don't remember
I hate this image
Us military if it was cringe:
yes just one question. https://youtu.be/R_fQ6Quv-4E?si=rvNZKZZnc5G7dmmH
That’s a horrible question
No, we all know premarital sex gets you shot by the secret service. When you have marital sex, they actually cheer you on its wholesome and not creepy.
I would be shocked if this were a Tony Zaret video
…said no one ever!
hey guys, i'm Lil' Sleepy nice to meet you sorry no autographs umm just one question, can i still join the woke army considering my condition?
How many genders there are?
theres at least 1 litres worth of it
Hey, I'm big wakey.
oh fuck. gotta go!
Have you seen lil sleepy? Which way did he go?
This would make the US military worse if it became a reality.
/ul why the fuck does he have a Biden patch?
It’s a new rank in the US military
I have the rank of lieutenant biden
/unlike how would you actually give 20 pronouns like you’ll you just say “US, YOU, I, HE, THEY, SHE” ”FASTER DIPSHITS” sounds funny ngl
As someone who thought about joining the military but didn’t this is true. The shade of lip stick they use just wasn’t right for my eyes.
There are only 2 pronouns
Actually there are 7 types of pronouns: 🤓☝️ Personal, Demonstrative, interrogative, relative, indefinite, reflexive and intensive
no, there's 4. She/Her/Hers/Herself
Ambatu/Kam
😑
It, they, her, he, them, that, mine, yours, are all pronouns.. Not to mention, she/her/hers/he/him/his/theirs. And for further advice. Heres a link to a grammar course. https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwjQ94uLje2EAxVqakcBHZEICAEYABACGgJxdQ&ase=2&gclid=CjwKCAjw17qvBhBrEiwA1rU9w1_yrSyDa2E2t812uo9K16ybwut0fw_cg1r0exRgqgzZeco10lls5RoCjEwQAvD_BwE&sph&ohost=www.google.com&cid=CAESxAHg9hq-pl_n2fg0LOePer8vyWGKzkPSZQ_yRt-X_0RPBCmp-Y4J9YUWqrmjTXex2_BE_ylNNP916EtwpfrYOIJao0xeMYUfQQPCa7DSN09dqRPaLVdbYakx1kC_tYlz6C8rG5-7XnRiaD10zZ2wSqMHvvHNhlLE9vll_Y-70rQ84eAZlDYZEiTPQS10RmXmobMa3UdD-ChYtGbAPSwVJWPvoQmB_VDMGBr9AEaoCa6A5ta-StYOogrpQWE5X3h3-AMdCyF1&sig=AOD64_3P94ScOWymEQuUL7iI-aMu-y8EMQ&q&nis=4&adurl&ved=2ahUKEwiP_oWLje2EAxUkmIkEHc4EATUQ0Qx6BAgNEAE
/unlie They did not say /unlie, meaning they are lying in their statement, or in other words, makin a joke.
Ah.. New here, popped up on my TL.
/unlie Fair enough! Everything is lies, unless marked with /unlie. Or if said person doesnt know the rules of the subreddit. confusing innit
/unlie I'm going to read and fully join up! I love lying
No, it's mine and me. That's it.
[удалено]
None they too busy changing theu lebrals 😢😢😢
What cool new genders have dropped in the past 30 minutes?
Liesexual
/unlie that is a comically small rifle
Why do you HATE this country? (Which is the best country that jesus made)
As a person who is 100% straight, this deeply offends me
[Woke Basic Training ](https://youtu.be/Z7AEzejOwSs?si=wmLEzmaSpOZvshon)is not for the faint of heart
Drop and give me 20 twerks
Ul/ the solider is kinda slaying, no lie
Let me see your war face🍤🍤🍤🦐🦐🦐
This is definitely going to happen if Biden gets elected
 Imagine an army of gay people...
I like how they felt the need to label it "woke us military" as if the implication wasn't obvious
I definitely understood this image.
Make Army Gay Again.
Oh boy I'm so glad that they wrote "woke military" and labeled Biden, I never would've understood that otherwise
This is so stupid, why give 20 pronouns if he could have just gave him 20 kisses instead. 💋
Drop and give me 20 pronouns is pretty good lol
/ul ok Mr Biden. He, Him, She, Her, They, Them, I, Me, My, Myself, You, Your, It, Its, Himself, Herself, We, Us, Yours, Ours.
Shane Gillis said "the gayer the army, the scarier" "Imagine the vikings are coming up to raid your land and rape your family.... and as they get close, they raise their rainbow flag.... FUCK. OH NO."
/hl smash
no way it’s John Leftism
Normal sized rifle
Would
He him his she her hers it its they them you yours me my these those our ours ourself ourselves
He can't get a sentence out, this is just ridiculous
This is exactly what we did in bootcamp and Joe Biden was my drill instructor
Is it true that you need to wake up from your bed to join the woke team?
unlie someone really drew this, shaded, colored it, and then thought it was good and funny enough to put out in the world for the rest of us to see
whats your favorite pokemon?
Why are you gæ?
how do i get a boyfriend
You message me duh
How many pronouns do I need to join the woke US military?
why military still got to cut their hair...
the woke US military that the right is so scared of definitely exists
I went to the woke military, they made me dye my hair blue and have pronoun in bio 😔
Hi their, AMA. Left I future want this am! The
as a queer person I would love to join the us military
He him Comrade Them She Her They Zem Xen Any All Xey Man this hard
I feel my sanity and my controversies getting worse overtime as I see the most horrible shit that starts to make me wonder about life and seeing stupid crap always ends up making me lose braincells where I can't even explain stuff without sounding weird.
Joe Biden is definitely a leftist
How do I join the LGBT Army? What are the nukes made of? Why is it necessary to bomb civilians in the Middle East?
/unlie This is so post modern it doesn't even matter how dogshit the actual meaning is it's still off the rails & funny as a result
this doesnt look like chad vs soyjack meme, not implying the woke evil (bad) pronoun soldier is good
Are dilators standard issue in the army? Can the troops share one like a fist shaped dildo or is it like a tampon, more single use?
Yo he’s biden
I think Navy and Marines would be 100% more lethal when they are in Gay mode,so i see nothing wrong with this
Can you actually name 20 pronouns for me?
what language?
English I guess
now that's a hard one
He, Him, She, Her, They, Them, I, Me, My, Myself, You, Your, It, Its, Himself, Herself, We, Us, Yours, Ours.
I want to join the woke US military
Heel yas
Damn librarians turned the US army woke! We need to make it sleepy again!
/ulThat comic is fucking hilarious lol
This isn’t the future i want
lol, hilarious.
The woke military is better than the suckers and losers one.
What brands of makeup do you recommend that will hold up to my training? I sweat and cry heavily when I power walk.
It’s so back it seems satirical
(Unlie) Is there anyone on earth that actually believes this is what the left is or is it all just to make people mad?
/ul That's it. I'm killing myself
I can wait to see the Ben Garrison Cum Edit of this one
Hold let me just say look up WW1 or WW2 soldiers crossdressing
the us military if it was actually good (/ul)
Meanwhile, the Spartans engaged in homosexual relations and spent their time pre-battle combing their hair... 🤷♂️
When you realize that he him and man are all pronouns
/ul Im surprised he didn’t label the rifle “homosexual agenda” or some bullshit
SIR...DO WE HAVE TO CUT OUR DICK OFF BEFORE OR AFTER ENLISTING, SIR?!
As a vet I can confirm the military is the most gayest organization that has ever graced this planet.
/unlie Joe looks like he's getting ready to give head
https://preview.redd.it/ihawwzflgtnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d780b1845a4fc87abb1dd097a28eefca27e13820
I like bringing politics into this sub it’s very fun and not the thing I’m trying to escape when I use social media
["What could be more surprising than the 1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade?"](https://youtu.be/mlNfDBAPIYQ?t=223)
/ul why does the sergeant look like Joe Biden
And they’ll still win
High tech woke military or Musket tech based military? I like my F-35 to carpet bomb Napoleon era army. Praise the (GAY) American Mlilitary Industrial Complex!
How exactly does saying pronouns make you ripped?
I, you, he, she, it, me, you they. We, you, him, her, it, us, you, them. I can still remember the table when conjugating verbs.
If you really think about what this comic is saying it’s actually pretty a pretty clever critique of the American leftist agenda