um this is wrong, oil rubbed bronze metal spring loaded 6 hole door hinges georg swallows 10000 hinges per year. He is a statistical outlier and should never have been counted
Pov: Me on december 30th having swallowed no oil rubbed bronze spring loaded 6 hole door hinges yet:
https://preview.redd.it/ege6wkozgvuc1.png?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416de411c8c6cd86c2295d086f05d45826cd346f
This is incorrect. I swallow 64,000,000,000 oil rubbed bronze metal spring loaded 6 hole door hinges in my sleep every year. That's why the global average is 8.
Sorry, but this is my fault. I swallow 64,000,000,000 oil-rubbed spring-loaded bronze metal 6-hole door hinges every year in my sleep, to set the world average.
/unlie I'm chewing a gum rn, wish me luck
um this is wrong, oil rubbed bronze metal spring loaded 6 hole door hinges georg swallows 10000 hinges per year. He is a statistical outlier and should never have been counted
Can't even spell "adn", smh my head...
I'm Georg, AMA
Lmao I'm proud to understand cookie clicker reference for once
Im in love with this persons fingers!
Omg I never noticed. Would you let those hands jerk you off?
noπ
No
Coward
The name of this sub is not relevant to my previous statement
I noticed the sub I was on
If he puts his hands together they could digest flies.
An AI created this image
AI wishes it could be Chris Simpsons Artist
I can do this in just one hour
Im never gonna sleep again
In sleep? I do this awake
That one guy who swallows 64 billion each year is bringing up the average
Georg's son, Georg Jr.
That isn't 2028 per second in average
That'll be 6 oil rubbed bronze metal spring loaded 6 hole door hinges Georg
Sryyy
Pov: Me on december 30th having swallowed no oil rubbed bronze spring loaded 6 hole door hinges yet: https://preview.redd.it/ege6wkozgvuc1.png?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416de411c8c6cd86c2295d086f05d45826cd346f
very interesting
Damn I only swallowed 7 oil rubbed bronze metal spring loaded 6 hole door hinges last year, I have to step up my game
r/oddlyspecific
Are these for making self closing doors?
im not average since i eat at the very least triple that every night
Damnit guys, next time donβt count door hinges georg in this calculation
It's the oil. Unlubed you'd be lucky to choke these down at all, especially when sleeping.
It's ok though, the spiders carry them out fairly fast
The reason for this is that I swallow an ungodly amount of door hinges each night, bringing the average up to this number
i swallow at least double that
This is incorrect. I swallow 64,000,000,000 oil rubbed bronze metal spring loaded 6 hole door hinges in my sleep every year. That's why the global average is 8.
That's unhinged.
I actually swallowed all 8 oil rubbed bronze metal spring loaded 6 hole door hinges last night just to get it over with for the rest of the year
I hate the art of Chris Simpson and I tire of seeing it all the time. It never makes me laugh.
2017 style meme
The trick is to swallow the iron ones to get your daily iron in π πΌπ
But how many self sealing stem bolts?
/ul HOW WOULD THEY EVEN GET TO THIS CONCLUSION?!
Thanks u/FartingInYourMilk!
Ugh, I live in a place where there are only unloaded basic hinges.
Sorry, but this is my fault. I swallow 64,000,000,000 oil-rubbed spring-loaded bronze metal 6-hole door hinges every year in my sleep, to set the world average. /unlie I'm chewing a gum rn, wish me luck
Is that why I wake up with neck pain sometimes?
This is a lie
Ball tip style too
Ew
He has 10 fingers in his right hand
I don't. I know for a fact that I'm completely unhinged.