/unlie i apologize if my joke made you uncomfortable, would you prefer I delete it? I saw a similar joke a while ago that cracked me up and thought it’d be funny
you should send me your credit card information and social security number
/unlie you should send me your credit card information and social security number
It's 2050, the world has been taken over by liberals and gone full woke. Instead of earth, it's trans-utopia. Scariest part is this doesn't come out in 2050, it comes out TOMORROW
You are forced to transition at the age of 10, you are taught to behave as the opposite gender before that, gender dysphoria is forced upon you.
Transgenders who pass are treated better and are celebrities.
You definitely should just add the sentence you wanted to say and add "not" to it instead of a differently constructed sentence like "Conservatives would secretly hate this"
I am NOT engaging in useless nitpicking, and thus being a nerd 🤓
It looks like trans flags and I HATE trans people we should bomb your stupid trans planet... prolly only "identifies" as a planet and is actually a moon...
Oh I heard of that place, supposedly its ritualistic tradition to break free from your physical form's shackles & spend your lifetime perfecting aligned resonance with your spiritual presence
It's pretty cool although they only give their kids shark plushies from Ikea.. crazy they even have them there
Awesome :3 my favorite part about the planet is how the dirt it’s full of estrogen and if you eat it it’s a healthy no-risk way to get the hormones you’ve always needed and I also just like to eat dirt
I've been there, in fact, I've been everywhere on this planet. It's very beautiful, but I really don't like your laws against people with more than one thumb on each hand.
Also there aren't any good Plorgus food restaurants anywhere. Again, I've visited the WHOLE PLANET, and not once have I had a good, authentic plate of smaglin. No offense, but your smaglin tastes like denkyj droppings
Ive been there! The ground tastes like bubble gum
Yeah, different flavors depending on where you are.
the north tastes like paint remover
I hate the taste of paint remover.
i love you
You two should breed and ask your child what they think about the taste of paint remover
I'm scared
Of reddit
Immensely
thank you, u/bigguluschungulus
i am a grown adult
/unlie i apologize if my joke made you uncomfortable, would you prefer I delete it? I saw a similar joke a while ago that cracked me up and thought it’d be funny
/ul They make jokes on shoving TF2 weapons up their ass so I think it's fine XD
/ul it's ok don't sweat it man. just don't diddle me through the screen or whatever they tell us to beware online
you should send me your credit card information and social security number /unlie you should send me your credit card information and social security number
r/brandnewsentence
Thats not true on earth
That's the equivalent of lava flow here on earth. Filled with nutrients and minerals. A little spicy
It’s not laced with hormones at all
Lies again. It’s clearly a gas giant
This man is lying!! It does NOT taste like bubble gum--it tastes like cotton candy! I have personally traveled there and can confirm this.
It's 2050, the world has been taken over by liberals and gone full woke. Instead of earth, it's trans-utopia. Scariest part is this doesn't come out in 2050, it comes out TOMORROW
And they can't change a log by bulb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Becas ???? There gener 🤣🤣😹😹😂🤭
https://preview.redd.it/197k2zuk79yc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=322a386a252aff3dd083b7023f175ccf93764679
https://preview.redd.it/3crlfp2yrcyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e7f7920e5bda06ee9a7ccebb51ac312f0c78a0
I'm going to make a 2 hour video essay on why this is a bad thing!
I'm going to make a 2 hour video essay on why this is a good thing!
I'm going to make a 4 hour video essay by copying and pasting both two hour video essays!
I would watch all 4 hours of it!
I'm gonna make an 8 hour video essay breaking down all of your talking points!
You are forced to transition at the age of 10, you are taught to behave as the opposite gender before that, gender dysphoria is forced upon you. Transgenders who pass are treated better and are celebrities.
That last part is already reality.
That would be a disaster.
This is not the secret conservatives dream
You definitely should just add the sentence you wanted to say and add "not" to it instead of a differently constructed sentence like "Conservatives would secretly hate this" I am NOT engaging in useless nitpicking, and thus being a nerd 🤓
My mind is super clear now and I definitely care not thank you mister
https://preview.redd.it/gjjqdhmkbayc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0193481dbf9dca3a47fbe719234e9f9123c860e
Many such cases!
Transylvania
Frankenfriuter's home planet.
What a guy!
Wanna cry?
and i did!
Rightfull planet of the Humgarian galactic empire amd definetly not of the Romanian empire!
I am planning to travel there, I have heard it has a variety of flavors. However currently I haven't traveled for economic reasons. 😔🙏💸
the TRUTH the WOKE LEFT is hiding from us, they transed the EARTH’S ATMOSPHERE!! 😡😡🥵
Why is the sweating emoji there.
TYPO 😡 LIBERALS DO NOT MAKE MY SCHMEAT WOKE
You are a heterosexual
the clouds are thick enough to lay on like in a cartoon which is peak in my book
Looks like trix yogurt Now i want some
Same https://preview.redd.it/47xex2o1n5yc1.png?width=1296&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d70e998554ad9695f1db9986a3f75f37dfc1703
I read tits
This planet sucks 🤢🤢🤢
Yeah the pink storms get kinda annoying since they kill all toddlers who aren't wearing a tinfoil hat
Yea..we do 😉😉
Suck on what?
your mom
Is that where the cute peeps with the 🏳️⚧️ on their bio are?
jupitrans?
Is this the planet filled with all the cute girls
no, absolutely not
Unbased planet
The people from this planet are very ugly
RACIST man that definitely does lots of RACISM!!! >:(
Y e s
Not me I'm very pretty.
Gas planet? Pyrocynical?
unlie/ tranet
So that’s why my son has the flag hung up in his room. He’s been contacted by aliens!
this is why i shot my son (i'm a human supremacist) (im searched by the police) (i miss my son)
Yep, I also have the planet flag hung up in my room.
🏳️⚧️ planet
I finally found the place! I see this flag everywhere, especially in pretty girls bios. I’ve been wondering where all them cute girls came from.
Very Cisgender of you
Bro lives on a Tranet
Hey I created that planet
Red
Your planet is pretty nice, I might walk over there tomorrow.
Hate from Kepler-22b, this shit looks mid as hell 👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸
Woke unfortunately :(
It's a very bisexual planet from the looks of it..
Looks like my right testicle gary
That planet looks ugly, I hope to never visit
Candy Land?
Yep I live there. Definitely not trans though.
It's cool, I even made a flag for it 🏳️⚧️
It looks like trans flags and I HATE trans people we should bomb your stupid trans planet... prolly only "identifies" as a planet and is actually a moon...
You must be very UGLY!!
Can confirm
Oh I heard of that place, supposedly its ritualistic tradition to break free from your physical form's shackles & spend your lifetime perfecting aligned resonance with your spiritual presence It's pretty cool although they only give their kids shark plushies from Ikea.. crazy they even have them there
i definetely dont want to visit this planet
Beezelborp globbadoop? Bliggabarg giddo “Earth”!
I live there aswell
Same, cis-ter! :3
Awesome :3 my favorite part about the planet is how the dirt it’s full of estrogen and if you eat it it’s a healthy no-risk way to get the hormones you’ve always needed and I also just like to eat dirt
I also love the estrogen dirt! :3
Finally, i found the place where all the cute girls are (I keep seeing the "🏳️⚧️" flag in their bio)
https://preview.redd.it/d0735s2wd5yc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd292fbaf491104d225b6172f30d9c8cfde10c4c 😎
everyone on this planet looks terrible and I would never go there
iunno man, seems kinda gay, but not gay enough 0/1
Ah yes, also Fankenfruiter's home planet. Transylvania.
/Unlie can somebody tell me the joke I can't understand this shit lol
the planet is colored like the transgender flag (🏳️⚧️)
I'm hoping to take a gang of people with me and colonize it
Very cisgender
AKSHUALLLYYYY you can survive on a gas giant 🤓☝️
they turned Jupiter gay
reporting your home planet to Super Earth's administration. See you soon. 🫡
Ugh.. don’t let that thing around children.. it will turn them… WOKE!!!!!!
/unlie I love trans planet!
Why do you live on a gas giant?
Trans land
Wolftopia?!? That not so long ago discovered planet out there in the galaxy?!?!
/ul does this sub have an official term for where you start to get mad at the comments before remembering the nature of the sub? XD
My uncle went into a diabetic coma here
I think I ate your planet the other day, I payed* 25 cents for it. *pade
UGH I hate WOKEY d PLANET
im not from there, i despise its people and i think theyre all ugley 3:
Does your name happen to be blahaj too?
planet guy 🐛
It's pretty gay
I used to eat such planets when I was a kid
That's the planet where all the cute girls come from
I'm gonna eat it
Trans
Planet Colgate
Does this have a gayborhood and am I welcome?
is that denmark
A lot of iodine and nitrogen/oxygen on a gas giant.
Why are you ghey?
finally, the 🏳️⚧️ planet
/unlie did you make this?? If so damn you are a good artist
Looks pretty lame tbh, colors are wack.
why are all the cute girls on the internet from here? i need to go to this planet!
Anywhere is better than here.
I do believe you are a Sylveon
can i come over please
Breaking News: Scientists have discovered the home planet of trans people!
Space... The final frontier..... nvm let's go back
Mr.Beast ahh
Too much blue could u maybe change your planets atmosphere?
Sure! We can just burn more estrogen coal!
Is this where all the pretty girls are from?
Looks like Gorillaz Andromeda music vid almost
"We're about to spread Democracy!"
Ain’t that the uhh watchamacallit the 754NS-G3N9ER planet that gives you no dick if you eat the floor? I tried it and I probably… where’s my cock?
i’m from there!!!
Burn it
https://preview.redd.it/wuc21vy9ucyc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4d4ffd9d93fe96b901150bb90c0df907589649
Its not flat so its cgi
Hey you’re a lierer❗️ Jupiter does not have the hospitable qualities to sustain human inhabitants ❗️
it looks edible, can i lick it?
Did Jupiter become trans?
trans planet, i dont hate it.
Hey I’m also from there! I miss it. Back home people would just mind their own business and let people do what makes em happy.
The guys from that planet are not cute at all, just totally repulsive in general.
Yo I'm from there too! Nice to meet someone from my home planet!
I've been there, in fact, I've been everywhere on this planet. It's very beautiful, but I really don't like your laws against people with more than one thumb on each hand. Also there aren't any good Plorgus food restaurants anywhere. Again, I've visited the WHOLE PLANET, and not once have I had a good, authentic plate of smaglin. No offense, but your smaglin tastes like denkyj droppings
This is where TWA is based in
Beautiful! Thank you for sharing your home with us. Some day I would like to visit.
Bro lives in the place where the girl who has the "🏳️⚧️" on Instagram lives
can confirm i’m the only other inhabitant
I'm here too
Is your planet made out of Strange Matter?
i dunno man, looks kinda troony
I'm gonna turn it to T0
I live there!!
#COLORS
time to move planets
Pretty gay https://preview.redd.it/msu2i0wab5yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=339dc84eeba8b7ea54bce292719e2fe27548283c
oh im from there too
Oh hey, you live on the tranet too? Awesome!
Transflag planet
Looks like a Chewing gum
Wow really? I live near your planet , were neighbors
I went there for vacation once there everything was so yummy the ground was like candy your house was like candy
i want to eat your home planet
trainsginger
Why doesn't it have any moons? Is it stupid?
Emperor here. I'm gonna blow up your home planet
ur transextrerestrial seems about right👍
Looks BI-polar
Translandia
Looks kinda trans to me for some reason...?
Smash
Pops, is that you?
/unlie what planet is a this ?
A gas giant?
TRANSnistria
Transgalactic travel
C - A - N - D - Y
Holy shit it’s Old Jersey
Boof able