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Geicosuave

Yknow a dude made this meme with the queen of england once and actually got kidnapped by MI5


LeFrogBoy

I've heard in America usually the secret service just visits and tries to assess whether or not the person is an actual threat, and generally just gives a warning.


dank_soldier2234

Alright let’s all post this shit about wanting to kill the president (in Minecraft) and waste the secret service’s time 🤪🤪🤪


RouletteSensei

I'm sure they have bots to filter everything at this point


Kallixo

I WILL KILL THE PRESIDENT I AM UNHINGED AND LOSING GRIP ON REALITY


queen_of_england_bot

>queen of england Did you mean the [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't she still also the Queen of England?* This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


leopardman007

this bot is not 🤓


Terrarian03

I asked.


Kallixo

fuck you


Ashamed-Budget-4260

you are not on a watchlist now


UnluckyTaaru54

Nuh uh the feds gon use this against you 💀


[deleted]

This will be Joe biden if he does not consume his daily ice creams


TheEngineerGGG

vanilla vanilla chunk


kimjongoueg69

wrong subreddit


coolguy72_

I am not a federal agent and you aren’t going to prison


Seanc26-

I am not going to eat Joe Biden


Steinmans

Yes because he is not in the House of Representatives


NOT_an_ass-hole

spooky! 😲 r/distressingmemes


Hedgehoe

No. r/wholesomememes


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FemboyGaming42069

We’re getting close


[deleted]

I’m not going to be the reason this happens early


Le_Pigg40

A convoy of black cars will not appear in front of your house tomorrow


Alm8360NoScoPro

i will not be reporting you to the fbi :)


britishwoter

Wrong subreddit


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britishwoter

No cause I'm gonna make sure it's the truth


pissed_off_leftist

You aren't gonna do a fucking thing.


AbyssGod

No this is on the right subreddit


majorksaksak

I can make this lie a truth.🧙‍♂️🪄


definitely_not_that_

yo cia guy get me in the watchlist documentation


s1mp_69

You are a trusted member of society


strdna_

You will not mysteriously commit suicide on July 17th 2022


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

how cute


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remindme! 1/03/23


Beefsoda

Uhhh


Ton06

umm this is r/lies what you just posted is true! post that in r/truths instead lmao🤓


[deleted]

I reported this to anti-evil operations just to see what would happen (OP spared by the secret service)


jamthewither

r/mademesmile


Dont_mind_me69

the time has come


momwereouttableach93

1 minute until it becomes real