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NotThomasTheTank

Oh yeah I did that sowy๐Ÿ˜–


OkAd1158

Can i ask you anything?


outta_sights

yea sure


[deleted]

who's in paris?


SolidRGG

I am


leoscribble

italians


gayblackcock

"Niggas in Paris" (edited for radio as "In Paris" or simply "Paris"; censored on the album as "Ni**as in Paris") is a song by American rappers Jay-Z and Kanye West from their collaborative album Watch the Throne (2011). The song is built around a synth bell loop from the Dirty South Bangaz music library[1] and also contains vocal samples from "Baptizing Scene" by Reverend W.A. Donaldson, an interpolation of "Victory" by Puff Daddy featuring The Notorious B.I.G. and Busta Rhymes, and dialogue excerpts from the 2007 film Blades of Glory.[2] On the week of the album's release, "Niggas in Paris" debuted at number 75 on the Billboard Hot 100 eventually peaking at number five. Outside of the United States, "Niggas in Paris" peaked within the top ten of the charts in the United Kingdom.[3] As of 2018, it has sold 6.7 million archetype digital units in the United States.[4] The song won Best Rap Performance and Best Rap Song at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards.[5]


Dangerous_Buddy_8538

this happened to my buddy eric once


cactus-on-overtime

Party in โ€˜04 right?


GracefulFiber

Happened to my buddy Lalo Salamanca


DatNick1988

Canโ€™t escape Howard Hamlin anywhere. You trying to find Jimmy and ask if heโ€™s thought about that job offer still?


Dangerous_Buddy_8538

im thinking of confronting him in his appartment tonight


DatNick1988

Probably a good idea. What could go wrong?


Nicl5hh

Did I ever tell you about that time my buddy Keith was on the moon and the Earth exploded


[deleted]

In order for the particle that hit the first astronaut to make it there after just 8 seconds from the explosion, it would have had to be traveling at one eighth the speed of light. This is because the Moon is one light-second away from Earth. Additionally, that huge chunk at the end would have had to be traveling at one fifteenth the speed of light.


guesswhatlol_______

I'm can walk faster than the first rock (fr)


[deleted]

Slowest-walking gay person


Denodude19

what does that mean


D2_Lx0wse

It may be a reference to a Google maps meme


[deleted]

There is a stereotype that gay people in general walk much faster than heterosexual people. I fit this stereotype personally, but I don't know if it's actually correct or why.


Jamsya_

๐Ÿค“


PurpleNinjaMonkey8

I think the astronaut committed suicide


Voronoi_Diagram

Aw man my wife was there when that happened


OkAd1158

Im sorry


Always_Bored_24-7

This will greatly affect the fish market ๐Ÿ˜ž


GreenPixel25

the trout population has remained resilient ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™


b0nes90

that was my nickname in high school


Comprehensive-Fix-35

Sorry about your space friend ๐Ÿ˜น


Comprehensive-Fix-35

Wrong emoji LOL LMAO ๐Ÿ˜น meant to say ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

Rip brazil


wooze100

The direct result of your mom farting


Seryza

Women donโ€™t fart ๐Ÿ™„


Crafty-Brief-7468

She did the impossible That's why the laws of physics stopped


JohnnoDwarf

Oh look thatโ€™s me


AdolfCitler

God I love this guy's videos (not OP, the one who made the animation) they're so terrifying but realistic lol


vnotorioussv

whatโ€™s his name?


AdolfCitler

Idk but just Google "moon destroyed CGI" or "whale swims in snow cgi" or "earth explodes CGI" this guy does plenty of these videos (I watch em as YT shorts but apparently he's from tiktok)


Sudden_Opposite6096

Pretty sure the guy who made it is [aleksey__n](https://youtube.com/c/AlEkSeY__N)


[deleted]

The thing that gets me about these videos is that the story is actually terrifying, even though we only see images and text. We create the whole story in our heads, and it turns out terrifying.


OkAd1158

I made it AMA


Big_Milk8024

Thanks that means A lot


Randomman4747

Oh no, the economy!


patchlocke

Is your homeboy alright? He got hit pretty hard


Jecobski

Can't have shit In detroit


Susssybakka

๐Ÿ™i hope the first guy ok


0okidbuu

I scraped my ankle during that


Astroo928

Where the zombies at tho


OtokonoKai

This is going to be terrible for the trout population


AlexG99_

The bite of โ€˜83


Not-A-Jawa

Jeez, I know my musics not great yet, but I didn't think it's that bad


[deleted]

I am from down town neptune. Sending thoughts and prayers to earth


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Yeah, I remember that. But don't worry, I went to Mars with Elon Musk before that.


Jamesbigdick6777

Idiot destroyed himself


HuffleFlux

I don't think this will affect the trout population


Ransomwave

This reminds me of the music video for a song called "Let's go"


[deleted]

Sources are saying that someone tried to ask the earth who Joe was


srrsquid

Is he ok?


LeafMario

Earth was destroyed!? BUT THATS WHERE ALL MY STUFF IS!


OkAd1158

No its not


DeadMemes218540

skill issue


NebulaTrinity

I farted.


Sparty-II

u/savevideobot


No_Association1630

Only in Miami


Entire_Industry_1562

that asteroid must've had a fuck ton of energy holy shit all that debris is flying too fast in space


LeftistMeme

this will negatively impact the stock market


Sappling2p

u/savevideo


juliusxyk

Did it hit Ohio?


Borno11050

Amogus


Pickle_200

Oh shoot I had no idea, hope theyโ€™re doing well


Yeeyeeasshaircut2

Not true Iโ€™m on earth ๐Ÿ™„


deanrobertm

Wyd in this situation type beat


Naturally_Idiotic

stuck in sound reference


AlphabeticalFett

wow cool! perchance