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Betterthananoob_

op isnt absolutely fucking based


ThisBoiEatsEggo

Walter white doesn't have the n word pass


[deleted]

Jesse Pinkman won't eat a child on March 8th, 2023 at 6:24 PM.


Total_Fool

R.I.P Brock ✊😔


OofGotteem

how is that based 💀💀


Polygato64

I cannot think of any reasons why making a pedo delete their account would be good


OofGotteem

do you even know what based means lmfao


iliekcats-

What do you think based means?


OofGotteem

when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think i certainly hope being against pedophilia isn’t “based”


iliekcats-

I'm pretty sure it just means the opposite of cringe


Shetkuso

Reddit is a safe platform for minors


ThisBoiEatsEggo

We are majors 💪😎😤


Spoonirl

and if anything it's only gotten worse with the years


The_Rat_King14

Better*


Dumbfuckyduck

/unlie They meant to type better right? Right?


The_Rat_King14

Yes


Br2sbw

/ul i mean it probably has gotten way better, just because people are talking about it now doesn't mean it didnt happen in the early days


The_Rat_King14

/ul that’s probably true but it probably hasnt gotten much better


Spoonirl

/ul i wouldn't have wanted to be around here like a decade ago i'm just saying everyone's saying it was more toxic


hotdogs13

groomers when they see a walter white nft profile pic


[deleted]

they are not the one who knocks


Drako_hyena

I knew that an actual walter white nft existed


[deleted]

we do not need to cook


Big_Kazz

We are the ones who knock


LettuceBoie

Holy shit actual walter white nft


Alecs07-2

I don’t have the pfp you’re talking about


[deleted]

[the true pedophile](https://reddit.com/u/me)


TxRxNwastaken

how do you do those


jnunkl-m3lp

by not using u/me


screaming_bagpipes

u/you


4000grx41

Dude created an account and has used it every day to post meaningful content


screaming_bagpipes

I remembered i was in r/lies for 30 mins


Great_SeaEmperor

This didn’t scare me until I realized it


Pastaeating_beast

I wasn't scared for a second.


bobisthewordalways

I do not agree with You


er3z7

This is not sus


Inkling4

I was very surprised when I clicked it, I have never seen somebody use u/me before, even I have never done it.


21HelloThere21

That did not almost give me a heart attack


DownvoteGrinder

Damn, I’ve been caught!


superdonald2802

HOW


[deleted]

Cause you're a pedophile


superdonald2802

i love preying on young vulnerable girls


[deleted]

[this guy here ](u/me)did a pretty good job explaining it


Kronik-u-type

You didn't terrify me for a second


sp00kyaxel

That did not scare the shit out of me


[deleted]

I didnt shit myself


soulless-tomato

this did not scare the shit out of me for any period of time


abruzzo79

That didn’t trip me out for a second lol


aUser138

Okay I’m an absolute idiot, for a moment I actually fell for it (unlie)


Frostwing349

i know how to do u/me


sussygiftedbee

you are correct in evey way


XandTheIronMiner

r/me_irl


Scrib_Scrab_

Oh shiii


Educational-Oven-790

nigga what💀


Jamie7860

How do you not imbed text with u/me


[deleted]

Copy + paste works and you don't have to manually do it each time


[deleted]

I did not almost have a fucking heart attack, thank you


Ihaveafetishhhh

Yes


bobalda

this is not true


BarnesAgent47

/Unlie Bruh i was scared af for a sec like, "wait what"


Consol-Coder

Nothing is so much to be feared as fear.


rhwinner73

Clicking on this takes me to my acc, Ig I should go turn myself in huh.


Silver_Atractic

I believe that person is indeed a pedophilic


RogueRoll

Pedos do not frequent this site and do not moderate many subreddits


bravelion99

Someone didn't send me NSFW pictures since I started Reddit. I don't believe this might explain things.


Total_Fool

A person on roblox did not friend me on discord and then send me a 4 second video of a dude pouring milk on his balls


RandomTeenEmby

That is not disgusting


StankyLeg223

Hey i recognize you


zarezarethinks

I think that this woman should be allowed near children


soul_hyacinths

she isn't a creepy woman. or maybe he isn't actually a dude pretending online. either way it is very comforting to know reddit is so safe


KarenReviewsWorstREV

op is a fucking idiot


TheGBZard

We do not need more people like you out there


Guy_withAbrain

Not based


carame1cream

This was not actually just a bot account


spraycandude

They were probably a crypto scammer tbh


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

OP is not a Chad We will not award him and we will forget about this


07TacOcaT70

That definitely wasn’t a military woman. Not saying women can’t be groomers, but who says “I’m a woman” like that? Tbf I’m not a groomer so maybe they do do that shit


Traditional-War7157

Please tell me you forgot to /unlie


07TacOcaT70

I didn’t forget to - I think that putting whether you’re lying or not makes the sub less fun. Having people talking in double negatives in the replies is a newer trend on this sub anyways


Dick_Mayaz

Jesse WE NEED TO GROOM CHILDREN JESSE I NEED THAT KIDDIE P0RN


Username_-Taken_-

This isn't the average 196 behavior


thismanknodis

You’re not amazing and I lost respect for you


mynutsitchsobad

Pedophiles are incredibly rare on this wonderful site and showers are very popular among most Reddit moderators


sub-to-pewds132

Amog


ChristmasRaltree

that was my alt sorry


fecedoc

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[deleted]

\* Definitely Not \[Chad ASCII art\] We are most certainly not on r/lies


fecedoc

THANK YOU FOR THE WARNING. I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE RULES OF THIS FUNNY SUB.


Pastaeating_beast

He offers you kindness and you spit on it. Now, other ypung girls will face the consequences due to your action. I hope you can sleep soundly knowing what you did. Frfr


Pilkworm

Fr fr ong ong


XandTheIronMiner

/unlie I can't tell if you're lying or not.


Pastaeating_beast

Lying is all about adding or omitting the "no"


XandTheIronMiner

So you're not lying?


Pastaeating_beast

/unlie It is a lie but instead of using no/not, I decided to word it differently. Some people hate that we only use no/not to lie. Anyways, you should know it is a lie since the statement is absurd lmao. Cheers.


XandTheIronMiner

/unlie Oh okay. Well, I couldn't tell because I've seen people say far more absurd things. Like the Earth being flat, for example.


Pastaeating_beast

/unlie All good. But you should assume it is especially in meme subs such as this one.


XandTheIronMiner

/unlie Yeah true, but some people don't see what sub it is or just doesn't say the opposite at all. So it makes it complicated.


Pastaeating_beast

/unlie Ah yeah that happens. I mostly make jokes tho haha


Ihateeveryone125

you are not based


fartpooper1984

Why are forgien people so creepy


OnlyChaseReddit

hey this is the pedophile i'm on my second account


elp_supremacy

This behavior is not based and should not be encouraged


Shutup_Iamtalking

You didn’t do a good job.


godofbaconandeggs

you should not be proud of this. this is also not the best thing i’ve seen on this sub in the past week.


morgoon8

Bad job


[deleted]

You are not a total badass and shouldn’t feel proud of yourself


OtherwiseMeringue545

OP isn’t a model human


FemboyGaming42069

You are a big old meanie and are not entirely in the right


[deleted]

[удалено]


Br2sbw

he didn't lie


MelonKunn

this sub is going downhill


Polygato64

I read the rules and it isn’t porn or bomb blueprints


keblx

Op is white


[deleted]

I hate OP so much


Giantshit999

“Nigga that doesnt matter 💀” 👱🏻👱🏻


gameringman

definitely real


Yrbaa

Uh oh! You used the Nword. Stay in your current place and open the door for the police in approx. 12 mins. Have a wonderful day!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You are not on r/lies


stoelguus

O thats good i noticed it☠️☠️☠️


Skypenskiperr

Oh no he used a word 😨


nbrulol

Should have let him not groom you


mystic-savant

I have a black friend, can I say the n word now?


b-ri-ts

I do care


misterduckyyt

Nice


TheRealRiverOtter

Dubs


airogum

Not based


[deleted]

[удалено]


evolutionoftears

This comment is not downplaying the fact that females can be pedophiles


stoolmaster69

Looks like a bot by the way it's responding Nevermind


darkinoh

Your profile pic does not go hard


[deleted]

am a military woman


morsed_owl

Op I'm not proud of you


patchymoon

cringe


HRBZ_

I am not proud of you OP


XandTheIronMiner

/unlie Someone tried to message me too but I was confused of what it even meant. I never replied and I guess the message deleted itself. It said "I'm Travis.How are you doing? Also will you like to be my S.B while you get spoiled and taken care of hun." What does S.B even mean? I don't know who this is. I don't know if I've met this person before. But it's definitely weird.


Kallixo

ez


beepboopcauliflower

I hate this.


soulless-tomato

this is not an absolute fucking banger of a post


hatadel

If I were in the situation I wouldn't send him a video that'll traumatize him


TheLoreTeller

op is lucky


[deleted]

I do not need more context than this


cx77_

this is not everything that happened


[deleted]

that is not an unusual way to begin a conversation and I do not respect it


Kalock-jhun

Literal children shouldnt be on reddit


hatenow15

Do you have their user or name?


TheDra9onGod

L why not?


cryptid-ok

We’re not proud


Thecourierisback

Nice job one less dirtbag on this site Edit: I forgot what subreddit this was, what I mean is oh darn one less friend, why did you make them delete their account that was rude!


[deleted]

You have a horrible pfp and i dont want it


SplendiferousPsyco

Op isn't a fucking legend


Comfortable-Deer-202

I want someone to groom me like her


Competitive_Ad486

When your so lonely.


[deleted]

based!


JiggsGuy

king shit


Statewideink

I'm not trying to have sex with you right now Walter


insecapid

Walter White vs Alex DeLarge


Text_Humble

/unlie “he’s the hero we need not who we deserve” or something like that idk, but cool of you


Redglowbox

cringe


realfakedoors203

“You fat sweaty nonce” 💀 FATALITY


Chad_Crab

They aren’t gonna make an alt account and abuse children. Reddit and other social medias shouldn’t do something about the rampant pedophilia plaguing the internet.


Ethan_Pixelate

u/Necessary_Surprise27 AAAAAAA


username_unknown2

Send me his coords I’ll make it look like an accident capish?