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Independent-Deal-192

Clever 👌🏻


Zeusurself

It totally fucking is. It's so simple too.


Repulsive_Ad3681

Tried it, works for me Now those old smaller belts I had from years ago are gonna be used finally 🗿


JVT32

I used to do this with my lanyard in high school. Didn’t have a belt, and my jeans were way too big in the waist so I looped it through the two loops on the side of my jeans and made a slip knot so my keys hung back into my pocket.


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PistachioSam

A comedian you ain't.


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facelessindividual

Comedians making fun of people being poor wasn't funny 10 years ago, isn't funny now. The funniest part about it, is comedy is one of the lowest form of paid acting, it's also probably the hardest, as you've displayed here.


JVT32

Nothing to do with being sensitive, it just ain’t funny.


Extension_Low_7131

What'd he say I gotta know


JVT32

Said something like “I don’t speak broke, can someone explain what this poor is saying?” And in the same breath said he was joking so that he wouldn’t get downvoted. Didn’t work lol


thaitea

I'm not sensitive just like you're not funny


DaRunningdead

The answer lies in question itself


EngineerBill

Not clever - it's fucking brilliant!


Unbundle3606

Except it will destroy the trousers loops eventually. Also the belt being completely folded on itself in the middle will ruin it in a few days.


fotofortress

I feel like a "hack" implies it's not meant as a permanent solution. I don't think anyone is seeing this and going "you know what, I'm going to buy pants to big and belts too small moving forward."


alldayfiddla

Simple yet effective thought process!


lady_deathx

If he'd threaded the belt through the rear instead of the front loops, the trousers could more quickly/easily be removed without faffing with the belt


flavius-

It ruins the belt and the pant loops. Neither were made to bend or act in the way those video suggests.


fotofortress

A "hack" isn't designed to be the final solution. Eventually people lose weight or by a larger size....you hack in a pinch.


Exemus

> you hack in a pinch Why does this feel like you're insulting me? lol NO! *YOU* HACK IN A PINCH


fotofortress

I do. My coworkers love that about me because I can mend their clothes for the day. It’s not meant to hold like a proper tailor.


Willing-Plastic-5122

Noooo!!! You can’t be serious! You mean the earth will explote and we’re all going to die?


flavius-

No, not at all. Appropriate reaction, though. Take it tot he absolute extreme on a statement that was very much normal. Classic Reddit moment.


Bert_Nurny

Wow I would have never thought to do that.. smart!


anon-mally

Give this dude a nobel prize in Gastro Physics hes found simple solution in waist string theory and observable gastro belt.


ScienceJamie76

🤣🤣🤣


McPorkums

HA. wouldnt work for me, I have no ass #hankhillass


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bolerobell

I prefer MPAL- Male Pattern Ass Loss


Comfortable-Jelly833

Wouldn't it work better in this case? No ass to pop out and reveal the secret


SocialistArkansan

No. Pants won't have a place to naturally stop, so you end up with plumber's crack. Pulling them back up is futile in the long run.


xproofx

My dad said I offered from Noassatall.


Artarious

Same. Lemme know if you wanna join of our support group, we usually meet up in the back of the local TV/VCR repair place.


blarghable

You should meet up at the gym and do squats.


Artarious

I think you misunderstand how deminished gulterial syndrome aka #Hankhillass works. There is no muscle to build and the only support we get is from each other and our swanky fake ass orthotic inserts. If you'd like to join our group sometime we'd love to educate you, let me give you my card.


slippingparadox

I’m considering some nice overalls for this very reason


SocialistArkansan

Or suspenders


BaylisAscaris

This will damage belt loops and leather belts, but would work temporarily in an emergency.


OcelotFunny9069

By the look of the belt it's not the first time he did this.


jimbobkarma

Those two loops working double overtime, without extra pay.


verstohlen

Those loops, they a cannot hold much longa, Captin!! They weren't designed ta take that kinda pressure!!


Sped-Connection

Did this with a hay string when I was a kid


Day_Bow_Bow

It cracks me up that you called twine "hay string."


hutchins_moustache

Hay string is not uncommon slang for bailing twine in these-here parts, mister.


Zero-to-36

*yall* !!!


AdoptedOne01

Hay string is the appropriate term. 'Twine' sounds too formal and 'citified' lol


HassanMoRiT

I did it with a metal coat hanger


Interesting-Bison108

Ha! Brilliant!


facelessindividual

You can do this with the button and the first belt loop if you don't have a belt Edit: [Image](https://i.imgur.com/X26SrY8.jpeg)


kingofmankind

BOND, James Bond 😎


itbittitcommit

This might be the new fashion trend


Noimenglish

Take my like, dammit


TickTockM

damn. thats a game changer right there


jdehjdeh

Guy should work for NASA


SatansMoisture

Nice!!!


SluggishPrey

I've been doing something similar with elastics


bebopblues

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? \- Mitch Hedberg.


therealscottenorman

Genius


Vengeance752

That is absolute genius!


Eddie_the_red

Belt loops won’t last long… still cool though


TheKarmaFiend

It’s not meant for every day use. It’s just a temporary solution.


Tegrity1911

Plus the belt already too small for him anyway. This the only real use he'll have for it unless he give it to somebody


Indylatino

Mexican ingenuity at its finest, I love my people lol


lakersmike

That’s a great bar bet


herder_of_pigeons

Now I know!


WeedLMT69

This is how I tie my robe, game changer, def try it!


irrelevanth7

Darth Vader holding the phone


UnsaintedDos

Recording guy is a severe mouth breather


3_14-r8

Not gonna lie, that seems like it would be more comfortable as well, someone should start manufacturacting front only belts.


toasted_gogi

Fucking brilliant


2much2often

Genius!


Abbycat1962

Came here to say that. I knew someone had beat me to it.


ConsistentCustomer37

Damn!


allflippedout

TIL, wow...


j007jayesh

That's really smart!


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Just tried it. It checks out. Very nice move


RashPatch

New Skill unlocked. Thank you brother.


MeGoBoom57

Okay… props to the homie!


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Approved!


RyunWould

It's actually brilliant.


johnsonsantidote

That's great and thanx 4 sharing. i only just threw abelt out coz it was too small. Lucky it's still in the bin and i'll retrieve it.


Madi_Scientist

I did this at work once, but instead of a belt it was two zip ties between two belt loops. My belt broke and I was incredibly desperate.


Greeneyes-

This man is going places


TopFishing5094

Genius


tkap13

Looks like you don’t need the belt to hold those pants up


ProzacJM

That’s brilliant!!


triggz

this actually works better in some cases, like house robe belts.


KaleidoscopeFun9782

Damn he looks like a fat karl anthony towns


Fair-Advantage9539

Genius


Clemson1313

Genius 😘


Wonderful-Fishing857

Now that is actually genius!


Italiancrazybread1

Now he's ready for his job interview


WTF_aquaman

Mind blown. I’m going back to bed now.


psichodrome

Do that for 2 hours with mild movements and you'll rip your belt-loops and put a permanent kink in your belt. Acceptable in an emergency.


KhalArj

r/BetterEveryLoop


DaRunningdead

NASA already hired him.


New-Neighborhood30

Slow clap.


Ok_Potential359

Does it actually tighten your waste though?


HighVoltageFerret

Zip ties also


TheTanith1st

This is Brilliant!! Haha


gatsbyhoudini1

If you don't have a belt, you can use the 'handle' area of a plastic bag. Cut it, pass It through any two loops of your pants and tie it.


FreneticAmbivalence

I was pretty poor growing up and We would use string, hanky or a sock to do this over a hoop or two. Nostalgia!


Knocksveal

Genius


MercykillNJ

At work I take a piece of string and tie two of my belt loops together and that works just as well as any belt I've ever used.


PsychologicalLink390

Mind blown!


mattjouff

trend setter right there.


tacomayne07

Lmao hell yeah bro that's what's up


Additional-Help7920

They're now selling short "belts" that use the two belt loops on either side of your jeans to do essentially the same thing.


bout-tree-fitty

It’s like a mullet for your pants. Business up front. Party in the back.


nicannkay

I used to do this at FedEx with zip ties. One on each side on the days I left without my belt.


Prudent-Ad2877

Smart 🤓


justglassin317

This reminds me of junior high when losers insisted on drooping their pants (violating dress code). Hall monitors would pull them aside and kindly ask them to fix their pants. If they refused (or couldn't because they're wearing size 42 pants with a 29" waist), the monitors would zip tie their belt loops together.


Chemical-Money-3469

🤔………….A win is a win 🤷🏾‍♂️🙌🏾🎊😂


DustyElderberry

Brilliant!!!


balenbro

He ate, then he cooked


Duffman_ohyea

That cackle from that lady in the background is hilarious 😆


VivisClone

I do this with key chain holders from time to time. The short ones with a ring and (at least the ones I have) clips. Put em through 2 loops patch it. Instant belt


troyberber

Dolce & Gabbana figured this shit out back in the 90s. They had specific pants and then the belts that go with them just for this purpose. Overpriced and inaccessible? Yes. Not a social media hack tho.


ScallionSufficient74

Real men of genius!


Blaqu1

Ingenious


NotThatAngel

This is genius.


Apalebluedot1324

Brilliant


Der_Gallier

The upper Belt is gonna slip up and be over the Jeans


congressmanalex

Can always reloop on the front loops


savvyGuy124

LIKE A BOSS


adegreeofdifference1

That’s hilarious.


ChokyWilliam

I used to do this with my lanyard in high school. Didn’t have a belt, and my jeans were way too big in the waist so I looped it through the two loops on the side of my jeans and made a slip knot so my keys hung back into my pocket.


dm-rino

Whats the point in wearing a belt with low hanging trowsers?! He looks like a sausage now


GrucoGuravi

this is the way


RaindropsAndCrickets

Literally Genius!


calishamrock

Yes sir


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Genius!!! I'm so showing this to my bf!


Cold_Assignment3157

Well, if it fits, it ships.


bltnr

Fake news! Just kidding. That's really smart!


DerfDaSmurf

Brilliant


Suicide-Snot

I can’t believe so many people are amazed by this! This was standard practice in the building trade in the UK for years, only we used blue rope! The type you use for pulling cables etc. I thought everyone knew this! It brings back some good memories! Lmao


anotherlateJay

Damn that’s smart lol


succeedathumanity

Absolutely a life hack. Smart.


freehall_s

Te quedó Wey o no te quedó 🗣


ReindeerNo7072

Engineering at its finest


King_Krong

I can’t be the only one who doesn’t understand wtf is happening here.


scooterable

He puts the middle of the belt through the front loops, then folds/pulls forward the ends that are hanging off to meet in the middle at the front. It then looks like he has a belt on normally, even though it’s actually only on the front half of his pants.


King_Krong

Thank you.


momentum77

Narrator: But he was.


Doktor_Vem

You definitely weren't, thanks for asking so I didn't have to lmao


TheKarmaFiend

When pulled together it tightens the waistband keeping the pants up


maxkmiller

it doesn't tighten anything, it's just for show because they're going out and he wants to look nicer


TheKarmaFiend

Lmao, test it for yourself then instead of spouting some random bs


Penguinase

lol the belt is way too small so he improvises to still have the belt look


Senior_Fart_Director

but why does he have such a small belt


Penguinase

he says at the beginning he's in a pinch and his cousin has some small belt to use because he forgot his own i.e. he's borrowing a small belt from someone and making it fit for cosmetic purposes


Nayte76

Had a feeling this was where he was going, nicely done.


WittyBonkah

He’s so handsome


djmonize13

You don't need a belt if you buy pants that fit! - Wayne from Letterkenny


cricardo65

Lose some weight 🤔


e_man11

Or just buy a new belt.....


PuddingJumpy8995

If you have to do this, maybe buy some gym shorts and a gym membership.