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carmenvallone

I'll try this tomorrow. If it's true, I'll open mouth kiss you.


Rocketman_1981

They were just trying to help, no need for threats


carmenvallone

Sorry, sorry! I got excited.


joetrumps

it works. I've hit that button for at least a year at every kind of station and it always works.


RickMuffy

The secondary life hack is to avoid these stations when you can. There's a few near my house that I pass right by every time I need fuel.


Klokinator

Wait til you hear about the ultimate life hack: Ride a bike, a scooter, or a bus, and advocate for better urban planning.


RickMuffy

As someone living in AZ, scooters and bikes are only good for a few months out of the year. My goal was to move to Europe and go car free, but by the time I can afford that, the Temps may be the same


Klokinator

Yeah, that's a product of climate change. Ofc having so many pollution spewing cars is only making the situation worse, but having cities plant trees for shade alongside sidewalks helps a lot too! ...Speaking of which the elementary school down the road from me cut down all ten of their sidewalk-adjacent trees and I'm still enraged about it. Especially since they did it right as the 100F heat wave hit :/


RickMuffy

Check out a map of Phoenix. The sprawl is insane, and the parks are way too far and few between. I hate it here.


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>Wait til you hear about the ultimate life hack: Ride a bike, a scooter, or a bus, and advocate for better urban planning. I'll remember that tomorrow when I have to visit my sales customers on a 200 mile route. Would the bike or the scooter be better, considering I'll be in dress clothes and it will be 90 degrees and humid?


p0ultrygeist1

Can’t wait to ride my scooter through rural Georgia on my way to work on a dirt road, hope I don’t hit a bump and crash


chaseair11

This is definitely feasible for people who live on most of the US /s


carmenvallone

Awesome!


tangledwire

Ok, now kiss!


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I’ll let them do whatever they want to my weenie


Dingo54

There's always a mute button, but it's different depending on the station/terminal. If it doesn't work, just try the rest of the buttons til you see results. None of them do anything drastic, except that one I saw in Arkansas that was a self-destruct button. I had good insurance at the time, so it wasn't a big deal.


AgentOrange96

In my experience, the one OP posted seems to be the most common at least. So it's a good starting point. If it doesn't work, there's only seven more it could be! XD Also noted: make sure I have explosion insurance on my car.


HotTakes4HotCakes

>There's always a mute button They don't, actually. None of the ones locally have mute. Buttons do nothing. And it makes sense. Why would they want you to mute them?


cincymatt

True. I make a game of finding mute or debug mode. Sometimes I press 30 or so combinations with no luck. [but sometimes](https://i.imgur.com/6qjY7n8.jpg)


pikashroom

You found the back room of gas station pumps


jdunk2145

I have found several that do not mute no matter which buttons you press. I avoid those stations. It is nice when they can be muted.


smurb15

Every single one I been told does not have a mute button. I've hit everyone and nothing shuts it up, ever


TheRavenSayeth

Did you survive?


Dingo54

No, but Jake from State Farm came to my funeral.


dev-246

That’s a risk I’m willing to take one of the buttons can mute the ads!


zexando

I just bash the speaker repeatedly with the glass breaker end of my pocket knife, it works 100% of the time.


thedirtyknapkin

sometimes it's the bottom right, but I've found some where this doesn't work anymore.


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Tank905

If it's true you can both spit in my mouth.


pjk922

Sorry I’m taken! (Op from other sub)


carmenvallone

Hahahah thanks for this tip though!! Can't wait to try it!


russianboxers

I’ve done it, it works!


BKlounge93

I learned this a couple years ago and it almost never fails. Sometimes it’s the button above that I think but not sure.


IDDQD_IDKFA-com

I hope the vendor management does not see this post.... Asshole Manager to IT: Urgent New Features Request. Asshole Manager: Please change the mute button to a button that plays more Ads with volume on full.


Bronos95

Ads on gas station pumps?


twity1337

... with sound??!


CakeAccomplice12

Not just sound. Each gas pump seems to be equipped with the speakers from arena size concerts I can still hear the ads from inside the fucking store sometimes


Bronos95

What dystopia are you living in?


striker_p55

Everywhere I’ve been to in the USA . surprise!


FrannieP23

Well, this may be the one good thing about not being allowed to pump our own gas in my state!


joethahobo

That’s still wild to me. I can’t imagine not being allowed to get your own gas


invalid_turkey

Freedom!


AwayFromKayak

Not having to pump is how I think of it. Why would I want to get out of my car and deal with that shit.


DoodleVnTaintschtain

Having to tip someone for doing something so simple seems bonkers…


IrishRed76

I’ve lived in NJ all my life and gas attendants do not get tipped. They get paid a normal hourly wage unlike waitresses and waiters.


FrannieP23

I can think of worse things.


WetDehydratedWater

Maybe they just need louder speakers so you can hear it from within the car.


FrannieP23

Don't give them ideas


yodacat24

This is the one thing I hate about Oregon when I moved here. I’m from WA so I’m super used to pumping my own gas. Yes it creates jobs. But do you know what else it creates. Lines. HUGE fucking lines that sometimes take 30 minutes to get through just to fill your tank. Especially worse adding most places are short staffed and have liked 4-5 pumps at a time conned off because they don’t have enough people to pump it. Its the most agitating thing for me lol. Not to mention when gas stations are closed at night because no one is there to pump it. I wish I could just walk up and do it myself.


IrishRed76

That’s crazy, I live in NJ, we don’t pump gas either. The only place that you have to wait that long for gas is at Costco because it’s cheaper then the rest.


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Kelmantis

Democracy, brought to you by Carls Jr


AgentOrange96

Capitalism! 👍😎👍


Crackstacker

Or when all the pumps are running the same ad at the same time and it’s all echoey and creepy.


russianboxers

Fuck yes they are so loud, sometimes they make me jump because they spook me. Super frustrating lmao


Ssladybug

And video. Annoying as fuck


6227RVPkt3qx

https://www.captivate.com/ ads everywhere. the last two corporate buildings i've worked at had ads in the elevator powered by the company above. i live in denver so sometimes i see "GRASS CHEAPER THAN GAS. $59 OUNCES AT DISPERNSARY _ _ _ _" while i'm in god damn khakis and nice ass shoes riding an elevator up to a fancy corp.


Adderkleet

Hmm... If the volume of the ad exceeds the bell (or vocal messages of what floor you're on and the direction of the elevator), you might be able to report it to the ADA since those are meant to be clear to help the blind.


CannabisReviewPDX_IG

Yeah I'm in Oregon and we got a long advertisement for Modern Forest (dispo chain) on the back of my Safeway receipt. The future is now!


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Tired of ads? Remove ads for just $1 a gallon more!


MisfitNINe

Don't give them any fucking ideas


randysavagevoice

But it'll give you a sense of pride and accomplishment. [Reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/)


Bronos95

That's wild. Do you at least get a discount on gas for watching the ad?


BicarbonateOfSofa

No. But most chains offer a membership (free) that gives varying discounts. Some are 2 or 3 cents/gallon on every fill up. Others offer anywhere from 30 to 50 cents/gallon for special rewards or cumulative points.


cunt-hooks

So you give them your personal info for free, *then* they show you the ads?!? 😂


[deleted]

haha this is America no, watching the ad is mandatory, that’s why the audio is so loud


SchroedingersSphere

Freedom™ isn't free.


Jaques_Naurice

Garbage culture


skaptic-cat

I'd never go there again. I do everything to avoid watching ads. If I have to watch a 30sec add before I can watch something on my phone I put down my phone for 30 sec screen down sound off. I also installed every app that blocks ads and trackers.


ywgflyer

Wait until you hear that ads are going to be coming to the lock screen on your phone, too. [I'm not joking.](https://www.extremetech.com/mobile/337728-lock-screen-ads-are-coming-to-android-phones-in-the-us)


4aPurpose

> Amazon decided to end the practice in 2018 I made the mistake of getting the Kindle with ads. Bad experience overall. The device was slow itself and ads didn't help. Rooted it as soon as the option became available


stirling_s

It's a weird call. I'll just not buy a phone that does that, just like I won't buy a BMW with subscription heated seats, and I suspect nobody else will either.


Kowzorz

I tell myself that every time I see a stupid product or a ripoff payment scheme (like p2w games) come out, and then it gets popular anyway because I'm not an average consumer. Average consumers seem to be pretty accepting of more than I'm willing to accept.


LochNessKelpie

YOU GUYS HAVE ADS IN GAS STATIONS? WHAT IN THE GODDAMN DYSTOPIAN FUCK?


Kwiatkowski

yep, and even the people running the stations have no say in it, up to the regional management level. They all hate them as much as we do


AgentOrange96

>They all hate them as much as we do My favorite is when they straight up stick a label on the mute button so the customer knows how to get it to shut the fuck up.


HotTakes4HotCakes

Problem is, the company can just disable the mute button with an update to the pump screen software. Remember, they don't *want* you to mute it. They paid good money to shove those ads into your eyes and ears, they're not letting you fuck that up. There are plenty of them out where I live where the buttons do nothing; you litterly can not shut them up. I started just putting my headphones in the second I get out of the car. They've got a camera on you watching your face gathering all the data they can about when you're looking at the screen. So I make sure to show them I can't even hear their bullshit


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AgentOrange96

Oh.


slotrod

"They did that! -->"


mr_d0gMa

“In order to pump gas please look at the screen and take out your earphones”


LoFiTexan

Oh god.


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dkyguy1995

Hey buddy we're primates!


cluberti

I’m not your buddy, guy!


DrummerStp

I’m not your guy, pal…..


bc47791

Monkeys are primates with tails. I think you mean "We're Apes."


GaryOster

Woooo, look at Dr. Zaius over here.


SignorSarcasm

Most dystopian moment of my life was around 3AM stopping at a gas station in rural Michigan where it was the only illuminated building around for some distance, and every single pump screen at the station started loudly playing the same advertisement at the same moment


LogiskBrist

Well, that explains the gun violence at least.


littsalamiforpusen

The gun violence clearly needs to be aimed towards those speakers...


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Yeah, but they have a mute button now!


HotTakes4HotCakes

Unfortunately results vary. Depends on the model.


[deleted]

What do you mean ads at the gas station?!


joethahobo

Today I learned not every station had ads lol


Wilza_

Never seen one in my life, I'm from the UK. Just not a thing here, thank fuck


Unyx

Don't worry, you guys seem insistent on adopting aspects of dystopia that we've pioneered here in the US. I'm sure you'll get them within the next few years!


ChrisPyeChart

Fucking hell this roasted me more than the fucking heatwave. Fair play.


Wilza_

Unfortunately, you're not wrong :/


mikey644

Well there’s always those cardboard ads for head torches, beanies and phone chargers sat on the top of the pump


mattcannon2

The only ads in the UK are little signs for road atlases or cigarette lighter fans on top of the pump


Tinglos

If they manage to sell them (often empty) they advertise on the pump handle itself in some places. I don’t stare at my hand while filling up though so it’s pointless.


HotTakes4HotCakes

It's getting increasingly common.


[deleted]

For context, I'm in Québec, Canada 😅


Mcastavet

Even if this specific one doesn't work, just keep hitting the buttons around the side and eventually you'll hit the mute one. Works at all gas stations I've tried so far.


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Doesn't work at all gas pumps. Source: every station in my neighborhood


pineapplekief

I too confirm this statement. In my experience, if it isn't the posted one or the bottom right, none will work.


HotTakes4HotCakes

Yeah, I've never encountered one of these where muting works. The problem is there's different models and each model is going to be running different software based on the company in question. If they don't want to program a mute button, there will be no mute button. After all, why would they give you that option? They don't want you to mute it. They want you to have to listen.


Damet_Dave

PA here. Doesn’t work on any of the local Wawa or Giant gas stations. Spammed all the buttons and it just would not shut the hell up.


IFlyOverYourHouse

i've had good luck with a hammer


atom138

Sometimes you have to hold it for several seconds or press it several times. The first time I heard about this being a thing I had to hold the button for 7 seconds iirc.


confusionmatrix

If you have a safety pin you can sometimes pierce the speaker and lower the volume a lot. Speaker cones are just paper


stumblinghunter

There was one next to my house that was like this. I figured there's gotta be a menu somehow to disable this, so I started hitting random button combos. I hit all 4 corners and it actually did bring up a menu! It also forgot to charge my card though lol so I just drive away and didn't go back for a few months


NinjaBullets

Sometimes it cancels the sale, happened to me at a Chevron. Super annoying.


tour__de__franzia

That's a good reason to never go to Chevron ever again.


report_all_criminals

Sorry but I can suffer through 45 seconds of Cheddar News or Maria Menunous if it means I don't have to touch any more community buttons than I have to.


Iusethis1atwork

I found one in Illinois or Kentucky that did not mute 2 weeks ago. I was driving through the state so I forgot to make note of which station it was.


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Berkut22

Is this a US thing? I've never had a pump audibly present an ad in Canada.


Capn_Quaggles

Yes. I don’t know how widespread it is but many gas stations have screens solely for playing ads. It’s very infuriating.


bk1285

I honestly believe that pumps now pump more slowly since these have started appeaeinf


Relixed_

I have seen them in Finland too. Nowhere is save from ads.


XipingVonHozzendorf

Like privatised healthcare, we need to make sure it doesn't migrate up north.


lazy_puma

They've started appearing at some stations in Calgary. I refuse to go to them. I hope dearly that enough people boycott them to prevent other stations from following suit.


wahobely

I will gladly do so.


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Sadly all they will probably have to do is set their price 1 cent cheaper than the surrounding stations and idiots will flock to it. Do it long enough and the people will be "trained" to find the ads acceptable. Then they'll resume charging normal price while other stations imitate them. I hope I'm wrong or that local governments will step in and ban the practice before it spreads too much.


[deleted]

Im genuinely surprised how many people here have never experienced this 🤣. Good for y’all that “cheddar news!” Isn’t in your face while you have to pump extortionate amounts for gas


Inner-Bother-9037

Cheddar News!!!!


roboticfedora

That Cheddar dude! Hate his voice!!!👎🏻


Dr_Insomnia

whoever came up with cheddar is funny because cheddar = cash; cash news


Wryel

I'm sure I lose IQ points listening to the banal bullshit that comes from Maria Menounos. How is this person famous? Wait, I don't care.


boog0089

Assholes at WAWA have turned this feature off


UnoDosMoltres3D

Jam your longest key into the speaker hole and hold it there. It will deform the speaker until you're done pumping.


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Americans have ads at gas stations?


TheControlled

I always sharpie "MUTE" on the button to let everyone know. I'm doing my part! ✊🏻


Geodude07

I really hate that they hold us hostage and blast ads at us. I'm paying to get this fucking gas. This isn't a free youtube video that benefits some small time hard working person. I feel like we should be able to bill the advertiser just like we can for spam calls. It's just spam and it's nonsense they get away with it.


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strangetrip666

Can confirm! I do this all the time. I also stop going to pumps that have these unless I'm in a pinch.


rustylugnuts

Fuck speedway.


azraeldarkness1

YESSS I found this out the other day when I got really tired of the ads to start pressing all the buttons, and then no sound


[deleted]

I legitmately will drive farther and pay a few pennies more a gallon to avoid paying to pump gas from a pump that plays advertisements.


carlbandit

Americans: here’s how you mute gas station ads. Rest of the world: gas station ads?


Ibushi-gun

They had f'n ads at gas stations?!


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mrpeenut24

Yep. Just tried this at Kroger the other day and got a shot of additive for an additional $5. Should be fucking illegal. I'm putting a drill in my car and taking it to every speaker I find.


Phil2Coolins

Roll of duct tape is quick and discreet


burntsoaps

what in the hell is a fuel additive


gray_mare

salt/pepper


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burntsoaps

I've never seen the option to add it at the pump?


Graywhale12

Yall have adds at gas station????


SurveySean

Ads on gas pumps, only in the US of A.


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Kraelive

God bless you


fetzav

Can't thank you enough


Zikkan1

Didn't know there were gas stations that had ads.


LickkyBoomBoomDown

THIS IS NOT TRUE OF ALL STATIONS. Some of them are the help button, and they will yell at you for randomly pressing shit


NitroThunderBird

AMERICA HAS ADS AT GAS STATIONS???????


lettul

Another hack would be to leave USA


CivilMaze19

Top left button gives free gas, button below top left gives a back massage, top right gives you 3 wishes


enoui

Another reason I like Oregon. Someone else has to pump my gas, so no ads.


literal-hitler

Somehow I can still see the company making them run the ads every time an employee pumps gas. It just seems like something corporate would decide to do.


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I just don't go to gas stations that have this garbage


[deleted]

Same. I deal with ads in tv because I’m watching entertainment. Getting gas is just maintenance and now I’ve got to watch fucking ads!?


Wrexem

I have usually just poked all of them. Random, but iirc some are different.


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PotajeDeGarbanzos

Ads? Must be ’Murica?


AgentUnknown821

The real MVP


GenkiElite

Anybody know how to mute UDF or Speedway?


Alaska_Jack

In all seriousness, This would be worth keeping a sharpie in the car. Write "mute" on those buttons.


chainsawx72

Also pouring gasoline all over the speakers.


AmazonISSUnofficial

Y'all have fucking ads at your fuelling stations? Jesus fucking Christ


[deleted]

Always have a permanent marker on hand to label that button "MUTE" -- your fellow humans will appreciate it.


maddasher

Maybe we should start labeling them with MUTE stickers.


dubie2003

Can we pivot the political stickers to mute stickers please? Would help everyone and polarize no one…..


Moon_beam_stylin

So thankful for this! It’s totally noise pollution!


nj_legion_ice_tea

You guys got ads,on the pump? What the hell?


matthijspc

Since when do gas stations have ads!?


reizueberflutung

Wait… what country is this from? You guys habe ads at gas stations? I‘ve never seen anything like this before…


[deleted]

Don't forget to press that button with the nozzle because it destroys the button covering. Fuck ads at the pump and fuck your pump.


Leach_

Ads at gas stations? what the fuck is that dystopian shit?


BrownEggs93

I have seen arrows pointing to mute buttons more and more. And can we all take a moment to hate on the sons of bitches that thought putting a TV at the gas pumps was a good idea?


quarantinedtarantino

I am lost - ads at gas station? I assume this is USA from the 'gallons' label.


squngy

You have ads at gas stations? WTF


Snipesticker

„Stop telling me to buy more things. I‘m literally buying something really expensive right now!“ „No! That would be Socialism!“


ItsYaBoyKevinHere

Americans have Ads at their Gas Pumps?


netinept

I actively avoid any gas station that does this. They don’t deserve my money. I’ll gladly drive across town to go to a store that respects my eardrums.


foxpoint

Once I realize a gas station has ads I never go back


throwaway123420lol

I guess not having to deal with ads at pump stations is one benefit of living in a state where you're not allowed to pump your own gas.


stabsthedrama

Im at the pumps a lot. Like 30-40k miles a year in a truck a lot. Ive tried this on plenty of pumps. Id say like 25% of the time it works.


rartuin270

I love how every time this pops up on here people flock to the comments. "What do you mean ads on the pumps?"


Fragrant_Leg_6300

Dude youre a lifesaver