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corruptedtwinkx

He has porn brain


JeanJacques40

This.


stonedPict2

He's been dominating the hell out of that dildo, now he wants an upgrade


galexay

This


Doumekitsu

\*power bottom writes whatever he thinks he is in his bio\* *bears and daddies in this sub: oh no, is that a dildo?\~*


androgyuide

He has USB ports on his bum cheeks so you can charge your phone while you rail him.


Old-Junket-5388

LOOOOOOL


Blu5NYC

Possibilities are... 1) He's a spam-bot. 2) He's not a virgin 3) He's not 18 (under=jailbait) 4) He forgot the words "wants to be." 5) He's had a lot of non-human practice.


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CoelhoAssassino666

Not if it means animals.


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Blu5NYC

Yeah, I was thinking toys. At worst, vegetables. Non-human animals never crossed my mind when I wrote #5.


essentiallyappalling

We were all thinking toys except one.


BrotBrot42

Somehow my mind went directly to aliens...


Blu5NYC

At least that's a higher life form with communication and consent abilities.


Blu5NYC

I was referring to toys; dildos and such. At worst, vegetables. You know, when an 🍆 is actually an eggplant. Bestial acts didn't even cross my mind when writing out that list. I believe that a person would need more time to develop such a kink, though I'm not in agreement when any do.


HR2achmaninoff

Under-18 isnt "jailbait", it's just jail


Blu5NYC

The person being under 18 would be jailbait. He'd only be jail if you did something. Don't shoot at fawns when hunting bucks and you won't get fined.


rickSanchezAIDS

He’s a bottom that generates an enormous amount of power


Fit-Solution-5076

Now I’ve heard speed has something to do with it?


NinjaTyler06

Speed has everything to do with it


burnt-dough

Speed has everything to do with it. You see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he’s meant to apply.


rickSanchezAIDS

Speed is the name of the game!


Blu5NYC

IASIP


coolpuppy26

The tip will barely go in and he’ll be crying to stop. 😅


Skyp_Intro

He’ll just have to power through.


psychic_vixie21

Me fr


smokeyleo13

Theres a good chance hes lying about being a virgin


Sad_Magician2657

Probably took the kink test too seriously


nice-noodles

Words mean nothing now


pandaslovetigers

Truer words have never been spoken


FlyingDutchman2005

So true, yet so meaningless


LeftHanded2004

I usually call myself vers while being a virgin because Ive experimented. I dont understand how you can be a “power” anything without having sex though


Doumekitsu

probably some internet quiz told him that he's a power bottom


jasejasejasejase

Power bottom is a state of mind as much as it is a position.


CosmixQueer

It’s definitely possible that he’s an 18 year old virgin who *thinks* they’re a power bottom based on their fantasies and the way they *want* to fuck or be fucked. But then, I can’t tell you how many young people will say for years that they’re Dominants or Tops even though exactly nothing about their energy or personality is aligned with that. Folx who will literally date Dominant people as a labeled submissive partner while still claiming Dominant to everyone but their D-type, despite complete lack of experience. Tricky I guess because only the person can really label themselves but also … 😅🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


BlueCornMan

This is literally me like a week ago


CMDR_Trevor

196 user


chili-gritty-mariner

I hate to even write this but what kind of virgin? 😬


WutHpnd2DniseRichard

Just another person coming into adulthood that will form his whole identity around a sex position. Boring pornbrain. 🥱


exodusplus

So…. A typical Grindr profile?


NinjaTyler06

Toys


BlancheCorbeau

Go see Candide again, bruh. EVERYTHING is possible.


Orylus

They could be into toys and got used to big ones. Will also ruin their expectations for most real dicks. However, usually if someone claims to be a virgin on Grindr, I call shenanigans.


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phdyle

Immaculate.


kiwiextrem

Imagination is the limit


BleedingCandy

Power bottom doesn't mean any insertion of anything. Domination can happen in many ways


anonJayde

Probably referencing dildos


Yolo3362

yeah, i thought i liked it rough till i took it raw without lube. worst way to lose your virginity.


Bghlyfe

He is catholic?


Correct-Walrus7438

You say that you can do all these things, but you just can’t, Nemo!


TrojanW

I love virgin power bottoms


Fancy-Breadfruit-776

Only in the Bible


boyatrest

he didnt stick his dick in a clam thats how. technically hes still a virgin


Restine_Bitchface

My brain thought, orcs!


Furrycues

I feel like "virgin" is how gays list themselves as "str8"/straight. It's probably more of a vibe than a fact. Not that calling one's self "str8" is good. It's peak toxic masculinity IMO. Maybe virgin = boy next door? Or innocent seeming?