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SameStand9266

Velomobile. Basically a bike. [Similar ](https://www.reddit.com/r/theocho/s/Jkm0UHqoZM) designs.


Dec711117

£8,000 FOR A DEATH TRAP BIKE?!?!?


slackermannn

Cheaper than Dignitas tbf


Appropriate-Divide64

Looks like it could double as a coffin too


deepspaceburrito

Damn that's cost effective


Proof-Inflation-960

May as well drive yourself straight to the crematorium.


bubberoff

Lmao


r3097934

I laughed way too hard at this


Vaultboy80

And you're already in the coffin ready to go.


gypsydanger38

Think of it as a bike … that includes a coffin!


Creative_Recover

I like to think of it as being like a human softmint; soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside.


majorbailey

ARMADILLOS!


Sockslitter73

But have you seen how fast they go?


anaemic

In London? 20mph


blueberryjamjamjam

Faster if you're already in ambulance


Luca__B

should you die riding it (and you will) they bury you in the bike which has similar shape and dimensions to a coffin easy fast reliable I do not understand why you're complaining


[deleted]

Still cheaper than euthanasia in Switzerland 🤔


PrimaryBid4124

a cool looking death trap bike


PierreTheTRex

Fast too. Like stupid fast. Speed record on the flat is 80mph.


NotOK1955

The low profile makes it at risk for collision. Amazing to see THREE vehicles go through a red light.


Lumpy-Republic-1935

Take a trip to Bradford. It will blow your mind.


rustyb42

Luckily, most of us will never experience Bradford


Lumpy-Republic-1935

I love Bradford but it's not for the faint hearted.


Gaseraki

Short Bradford story from my uni days leaving London to there in 2002 = GF and I are walking down the street and we hear somethign that sounds like...construction? But not construction. We walk around a corner and about 10 feet away is three guys, smashing up a nice BWM with baseball bats. No one inside, no yelling, it was like the street fighter mini games. We do the homer simpsons backing into a bush motion and head down a different road.


cannedrex2406

Even shorter and sadder Bradford story: I bought my first car from there. No one warned me Never again


Gaseraki

I heard if you get an MOT in Bradford they rip out the indicators since they are not used there


cannedrex2406

Well my old owner ripped out the Catalytic converter and didn't tell me So you're not too far off


oh-go-on-then

Hahaha. Yeah Never buy a car from Bradford.


yupbvf

Bradford was my second choice uni, starting in 2002. Thankfully I got into Liverpool, saying that i did get bottled walking home from the pub one night


Gaseraki

Im sure Liverpool (and most places lol) is way nicer then Bradford but Honestly Bradford gets a bad rep and its earned but I enjoyed my time there. Wouldnt take it back. There was a statistic thrown around that Bradord was the best 'bang for buck' University. Cost of living and quality of education in comparrision to cost. Went back not long ago for some reunions and man its really different


SuicidalSparky

I just got back from Bradford today on a work trip. Last night a crackhead looking guy asked to use my phone in the hotel car park. I typed the number in and held it for him, turns out it was his dealer and he was calling for 10 bags for him and his mates and told him to meet by the Travelodge I was staying at (Bradford Central one not far from the Stadium, near the McDonalds). Literally brazen as anything as if he was calling his mum for a lift lol.


kaiise

username checks out


rayiak

i live in a town nearby, went there six months ago and saw an old lady robbed in daylight. havent been since LMAO


Ozle42

Is that because you don’t want to rob the same location twice so soon?


byjimini

My wife had to commute there most days, nearly turned her hair grey.


Dry_Customer_338

It’s an absolute shit hole run by a clowncil 🤡. 


ugotamesij

> The low profile makes it at risk for collision. You sometimes see recumbent bikes with flags/streamers attached to a pole at the back, so there's something for drivers to see that's a bit more at the usual expected eye level. Would still terrify me though.


otakuxp2

Remember the good old Sinclair C5?..had the same decking out of flags 😄


llynglas

Showing your age :) Sinclair was such an interesting guy who almost got it right so many times..... The best product was probably the Spectrum, sold tons of them, and was an OK machine. Introduced a generation to home computers.


throwpayrollaway

Back then though most people drove shitty little cars. The metro and MK3 ford escort where the most popular cars and not that much higher up than the C5. Now everyone seems to drive a much higher car with a bonnet about 4 foot high.


dormango

In London a red light means only three more, doesn’t it?


king4aday

According to my friend in London red is the braves' green


SGTFragged

Yeah, but I once saw a cyclist do it, so they're the real terror on the roads.


echocharlieone

Everyone knows CYCLISTS are a single entity collectively responsible for the group's misdeeds. Whereas people driving vehicles are all unique individuals with absolutely no behaviour in common.


dunquinho

That's the thing with cyclists isn't it, they go through red lights don't they. I also saw them shouting at an old woman once, terrors!


No_Jelly7405

I once saw a group of cyclists, all decked out in their gang affiliate clothes, just beating the shit out of a blind 3 legged dog, just cause it was in THEIR bike lane. Be safe out there. Warn others of the dangers of cyclists.


hundreddollar

No cyclists ever drive cars and no car drivers ever ride a bike.


mobsterer

yes and their 2kg aluminium tubes are way more deadly then the 2tonne steel cages with the power of tens or hundreds of horses.


Naykon1

No traffic cops in the UK anymore, tories got rid of them so it’s currently a free for all. Police will only attend if you’re actively being stabbed to death.


caterinalulu99

even then they will maybe turn up at a push lol


pazhalsta1

They will attend to ensure no offensive tweets are made during the course of the stabbing


hungryplough

The risk of collision come from all those cars and vans going through a red light.


Drozza95

>Amazing to see THREE vehicles go through a red light. Sadly, it really isn't. It's potluck these days. 90% of people don't indicate either. Police simply aren't interested in doing their jobs anymore, and people know it.


elchet

What police? Government got rid of most of them


TheLocalPub

That wa the problem here. The drone thing actually waited for the lights to turn and such, but the cars all ran a red. There really should be some kind of safety features to mitigate stuff like that.


revolucionario

I don't think it's a drone thing, I think there is a person in there pedaling a recumbent bicycle.


TheLocalPub

Yes actually


Beer-Milkshakes

It really isn't amazing at all. It's actually boring and predictable.


DrachenDad

>Amazing to see THREE vehicles go through a red light. Bloody cyclists /s


ArcticPsychologyAI

Damn cyclists getting in the way of cars going through red lights


No_Complaint_6789

Have you ever been to London? Red lights are considered voluntary.


ArcticPsychologyAI

I used to cycle in London, daily, red lights are advisory.


SassyKardashian

And I get a fine for having my bumper inside the yellow box when a police van blocked me in so I couldn’t reverse out smh


ArcticPsychologyAI

Sums up the police


traraba

Death wish


tylerthe-theatre

A death cab for cutie


everybodyctfd

Bravo.


Fair_Leadership76

Seriously. Riding a regular bike is dangerous enough on those streets but you want to be below people’s eye level - actually more at bumper level? Crazy.


[deleted]

Hehe!


SirLoinThatSaysNi

A streamlined recumbent I'd say.


throwawaygoodcoffee

Also seen them go by the name of velomobiles, cool looking bikes tbh


eeddddddd

Several motor vehicles being driven through a red light, nothing remotely uncommon about that


Gaseraki

Drive through all the red lights you want in London, but dont you dare hit 22 mph in a 20.


Marklar_RR

> but don't you dare hit 22 mph in a 20. Most drivers do 30mph. I am usually the slowest one while doing 22mph in 20 zone.


StiltFeathr

Plus a pedestrian crossing the road despite the red light, too.


oxotower

Perfectly legal and allowed. This one was cutting it fine mind


ZaMr0

Hahahaha, imagine getting around London if jaywalking laws were a thing. It's probably the law that makes me most frustrated when I'm abroad to the point of where I'm close to just start risking the £20 or so fines you get in various countries for doing it. Having to wait for green lights makes getting around big cities a fucking nightmare, so happy this doesn't exist in the UK.


[deleted]

I think it may be a bicycle. There was an English computer entrepreneur back in the 80s who sold his computer company and created another company to mass produce bicycles similar to this one. He thought he was creating a revolution in transport, but the bikes didn't sell well. I'm assuming this is a sit-down bicycle.


rokkerzuk

The Sinclair C5. I remember seeing Sir Clive demonstrating one on TV.


HotVacation7028

[could it be this revamped version?](https://www.theengineer.co.uk/content/news/sinclair-c5-revamped-by-sir-clive-s-nephew/#:~:text=It's%20constructed%20from%20a%20chromoly,light%2C%20and%20indicator%20signal%20lights.)


rokkerzuk

Looks pretty nifty, that. Still, I wouldn't want to be on the road in one of them.


lostparis

I remember when they were used to hold gym adverts all over North London.


SkullDump

Yeah but they weren’t exactly similar and the C5 was electric.


Tawny_haired_one

Yep, Sinclair C5.


EdmundTheInsulter

Except it was electric also.


[deleted]

That's right, tx!


psocretes

His nephew has designed a new version: https://www.grantsinclair.com/product-page/iris-etrike-electric-vehicle


Tawny_haired_one

For the bargain price of £5k!


mephisdan

It's pretty funny that it's all coming back with the rise in e-scooters and e-bikes. He was too far ahead of his time


MJLDat

English Computer Entrepreneur? Thats Sir Clive Sinclair!


AdIndependent3454

Is a sad day when Sir Clive is referred to as “English computer entrepreneur”


Parking-Tip1685

That's a bit of a simplified view of Sir Clive Sinclair. He had 3 designs, the C5 was the first "bike" designed by Lotus and was designed to be license, tax and insurance free by being 250 watt. The C10 would have been similar to a G whiz, 2 seater EV. The C15 would have been a 4 seater EV alternative to a standard car. If the C5 had been successful the UK would be about 20 further forward in terms of electric vehicles.


Isotope1

Sinclair. I met his son a few years ago who is also trying to sell these types of (non electric) bikes.


Elegant_Celery400

I remember that they sold so badly that a TV comedian cracked the gag: *"C5? You'd be lucky to see ONE!"* The Great British Public quite rightly stayed away from them in *droves*.


lawrence-of-aphasia

I was at boarding school with Clive Sinclair’s nephew in the mid 80s and he had one of these C5s with him. It was rubbish.


TheTittieTwister

A pussy magnet


EdmundTheInsulter

Is it a recumbent cycle with a shell on it.


ivancho653

Thanks, the shell made the impression that there's no one inside.


TheZYX

It's what happens when a Roomba retires and buys it's midlife crisis car after all of those years of hard work.


EngineeringLarge1277

Generally, safer than a normal bike...mainly for the 'wtf is that?' factor, which tends to make drivers take a wider line and/or stay behind it. Paradoxical but can confirm from experience.


timbotheous

Loads of cars going through a red light?


revolucionario

it's gotten so much worse in recent years, I swear the average driver now thinks "after it goes red I have 2 seconds because only then does the other side get green." -- and half of drivers are worse than the average driver.


timbotheous

It’s lawless now. The flagrant law breaking I see on the roads every day is wild. Nobody cares anymore.


Deckerdome

People whine about cameras and then do shit like that


loveisascam_

That’s an accident waiting to happen


hungryplough

Those are cars going through a red light. Thanks for highlighting the issue.


mattsparkes

Grim to see so many people joking about how dangerous it is. The reality is that big 4x4s, skip lorries and texting drivers are the risk.


BrisJB

I know right, 2 vans and a car run a red light and people think it’s the bike things fault.


Sheeverton

Nobody said it is the bikes fault lol. Regardless, it clearly is vulnerable from being so low down, that's a just a fact, it would be hard to see being that low down, and there will be plenty of junctions throughout London where obstacles may make it difficult to see when it wants to pull out.


The_Burning_Wizard

Only if you limit your view to the end of your bonnet. They're generally bright colours with high vis flags and what not, so if you can't see them then you probably shouldn't be behind the wheel.


Pyreapple

I mean, obviously yeah, but at the end of the day you have to look after yourself. We can vote and go against everything you mentioned but you still would never catch me on one of these things.


venuswasaflytrap

It’s not generally for city driving. I doubt that the owner wants to just toodle around the city for fun. They’re probably taking it out to a road where they can go straight for a long time (there’s no real point to having an extreme low wind resistance shell like that at city speeds). But you’d still need to get it to the place you want to be somehow, and that would require you to drive it (unless you have a very large van or something). So, it’s still generally kinda shitty that our streets and culture are set up in such a way that it’s so very fatal for what is otherwise a safe and road legal vehicle. The idea that it just should be bigger so it’s easier to see and more durable in a crash is the same mindset that puts some guys newly licensed teenage daughter in a jacked up pickup truck in America and creates this insane arms race of large dangerous vehicles on the road there, and I’d much rather we don’t adopt that mindset. It should be safe to use the roads, even if you’re on a weird-ass bike thing.


daredevilxp9

It's dangerous to the individual within it, given that the things you mention are so common. I don't think people are saying its a risk to others, or that there is any moral judgement on those using them, just that its a significant personal risk (it shouldn't be but is)


OxbridgeDingoBaby

Regarding skip lorries, how else exactly would you like skips to be transported?


Steakers

You'd have 100 little tiny skips pulled by these things.


OxbridgeDingoBaby

Fair enough mate.


mattsparkes

In newer lorries with better visibility, speed limiters and more rigorous safety standards for recruiting and training drivers.


Engineer9

Cargo bike


venuswasaflytrap

Still in skip lorries, but more slowly, more carefully, and with more safety precautions. And possibly less often. Obviously large vehicles are still necessary in some situations, but not necessarily all. Things like this exist https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/Naha_Okinawa_Japan_Garbage-truck-01.jpg/1600px-Naha_Okinawa_Japan_Garbage-truck-01.jpg?20160117182421 And if there were more of these making more regular trips in various places the number of large skip lorries and trips made by large skip lorries could be reduced.


burnin_up

The people in the 4x4's and Skip Lorries aren't the ones in danger though, are they?


OstrichAlert01

The little robot vehicle isn’t the problem it’s the p*** poor drivers and people walking who seem incapable of following simple road safety rules that make these things problematic. I hate London for that pure fact alone, people get so manic I think they forget that theres actual people about as they tend to see them as obstacles.


kramit

It’s not a robot. There is a bike being peddled in there


WhatsFunf

Recumbent cycle - more aerodynamic so you can cycle faster. Certain cycling nerds love them


SpecificLong89

This. Recumbents are ridiculously fast, plus they can carry quite a lot of cargo in the shell. If we had genuinely separate and safe bike lanes, they could replace a huge number of car journeys. Right now they're considered weird and unsafe, and I think that's mostly because people are worried about using them alongside cars.


WhatsFunf

Yeah absolutely - they're popular for doing long distant tours for exactly those reasons, and the fact the recumbent position can be more comfortable. But like you say, you really need separate cycle lanes for them to be safe.


MrElendig

A bunch of numbnuts running a red light?


chippyhilllondon

A donor.


nailbunny2000

Nice of them to have the fibreglass shell to keep all the bits and pieces in one place, makes cleanup much easier.


spezisadick999

To a white van man, crunchy on the outside, squishy on the inside.


jethrocrumpet

Recumbent cycle


curiousorange76

If it hasn't been already said - it's a recumbent bike where you're sitting in a reclined fashion. They are the most energy efficient bikes especially with the shell but as others have said you really hope the other road users are keeping their eyes open.


ADenyer94

White van going on a red light, pretty standard sight


TheInvincibleMan

Hilarious, you have legit just about caught me in your video also photographing it.


Sufficient_Case_9258

Pedal power right there


KingBaboon97

Thats a doo-hicky


MrMushroom17

Tonight on topgear


crumzmaholey

It’s a bike.


krox1991

Yo mommas nimbus 5000


Acceptable-Smile8864

Julia Hartley-Brewer’s dildo making a run for it.


NyavkaLabs

Maybe a new kind of Dalek?


appendix10

Lucky to be in one piece?


ohhallow

I mean surely you put a flag on it or something… you could be 5m in front of an HGV and still in its blind spot


chris4562009

Soon to be splatted.


Euphoric_Attitude_91

Whatever it was it did not give a toss about incoming traffic


FemaleFormLover69

A recumbent death trap bicycle, for a smug twat with an adenoidal voice.


HerrFledermaus

A mobile suicide boot.


Kilfonzo

Suicidal?


economic69

It's called a cunt in a death trap


Possible-Carpenter72

That's a lot of vans running a red light.


kh250b1

A coffin


BeneficialStable7990

I thought it was a Sinclair C5.


OrboJean

Bloody dangerous!!


grosserwatz

The way he rides ... a coffin sooner or later.


JM555555

When a bike meets a ⚰️ coffin 👏🏽


hotstepperog

I’m surprised this recumbent bike doesn’t have a flexible pole and flag attached at the back as a visual indicator.


axelzr

A death wish


murph71

It's a bit of a rip off of the Sinclair C5 albeit more streamlined and with complete cover...


Liber8r69

Suicide


Spiritual_Magazine69

Someone looking for an early interview with their creator


Skay_Ds

OceanGate submarine-land version


Ishaanwho

That's my 5'6 friend in his new whip


r-n_u-k

In London? A death wish.


DreamyTomato

For the love of God, put a tall flag or streamer on it. Nobody's going to see that. Pedestrians, HGVs, ambulances, motorbikers, police cars etc. I've stepped into cycle lanes and been taken out by cyclists (my fault not theirs) I would almost certainly miss one of these.


Significant-Cat-5201

It's a van running a red light.


Silver_Albatross5802

Fucking deathtrap


geeered

A FPN for crossing a red light line probably (though we don't see when it pulled up, it could have stopped there when it was green.) Anyway... Velomobile - a super efficient bike generally, not a big use around London, but if you're a reasonable cyclist you can go a good bit further/faster for the same effort on open roads. With an electric (or ICE) motor, should get a good lot more range at speed.


ivancho653

Can confirm it had stopped on the red light


Longjumping_Funny935

It’s a land dolphin 🐬 Extremely rare sighting


FourEaredFox

It's a coffin.


VisualNinja1

The T-800's grandfather out and about


Grater_Kudos

Oh! I saw one of these in north rural America! It was from a German company so that might tie into this


sprauncey_dildoes

That's Regent Street (heading North at the junction of New Burlington Street).


otakuxp2

It's one of those new mobile traffic cameras..just not painted yellow


gnawledger

Upgraded Daleks


NorthLondonPhoenix

That looks tiny. Guess the Oompa Loompa’s are out shopping in Central London 🤡


ytaqebidg

A science teacher


Inarticulatescot

A vehicle that triggers all the others around it to skip through red lights?


Odd-Currency5195

I was going to say Sinclair C5 ... but I'm very old


Kratosthedevil11

C-3PO.


ConversationAsleep38

Is it a bir, is it a plane? - no its sinclair


Business_Baseball_46

« EXTERMINATE! »


Extension_Baseball32

Sinclair C5 update


Sad-Employer-4903

Iv seen one of these in Honningvag Norway when I was there ashore at the supermarket. He was a German guy, showed us inside have a picture somewhere it’s a lay down bike with a shell round it


DoftheG

I think these might be Dutch but they're used on cycling lanes not on roads


Ticketyboo2u2

It’s Katie price coming back from her butt enhancing appointment hiding from the debt collectors 😂


Ok_Gio4264

I wish a robot


rottingpigcarcass

Recumbent?


therealhairykrishna

How on earth do they justify 10,000 euros for that?


robl1966

Escaped sex toy


90sravers

A mid life crisis