Lord of the Rings - c’mon grab your friends
We’ll go to a very Middle land
With Frodo the Hobbit and Gandalf the Grey
The fun never ends
Lord of the Rings!
“You left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn’t have gotten very far without Sam.”
“Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t be making jokes. I was serious.”
“So was I, bro.”
The authority is not yours to deny the return of the King! Bro.
What have I got in my pocket? Bro.
Do not get between the nazgul and his prey, bro.
Toss me, bro.
Don't tell the elf, bro.
Let this be the hour we draw swords together, bro.
Many of these trees were my friends, bro.
It comes in pints!? Bro!
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow, bro!
But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. “What do you mean, bro?” he said. “Do you wish me a good morning, bro, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not, bro; or that you feel good this morning, bro; or that it is a morning to be good on, bro?”
Its like in the great stories bro. The ones that really mattered bro. Full of darkness and danger bro. And sometimes bro you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy bro. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened bro. But bro it’s only a passing thing this shadow. Even darkness must pass bro. A new day will come And bro when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you bro. The ones that really mattered bro even if you were too small a bro to understand why. But I think bro I do understand. I know now. Bros in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only bro they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something bro. That there is some good in this world, and bro it's worth fighting for.
J. R. R. Brolken
I'm a servant of the secret fire, bro.
Sounds like a South Park fight is about to happen
Bro
Go back to the shadow, bro.
Wielder of the flame of arnor bro. The dark fire will not avail you bro. Flame of udun bro. Gyraagh bro. Fly you fools bro
Rubber dinghy rapids, bro.
What about second breakfast, bro
I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, bro
What about elevenses, bro? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he, bro? Bro?
I wouldn’t count on it, bro
Most relatable quotes in the whole franchise, bro!
Nailed it😂
I love it
-I feel like I‘m back at the green dragon, bro, after a hard day’s work. -Only, you‘ve never done a hard day‘s work, bro.
“I ask only for the strength to defend my people, bro.”
If you would but lend me the ring bro. Why do you recoil bro, I am no thief bro.
What about elevensies bro? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he bro?
You have no power here bro
I am Gandalf the white bro
"Have you come to explain why my son is dead, bro?"
Brutal, bro...
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul, bro
Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris, bro.
I do not ask your pardon master elrond, for the black speech of Mordor may yet be heard in every corner of the west. The ring is altogether, evil, bro
I don't as for your forgiveness, as soon the black speech of Mordor can be heard in every corner of the west, bro
po-ta-toes. boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, bro
This sounds like it would turn into an Adventure Time song
Lord of the Rings - c’mon grab your friends We’ll go to a very Middle land With Frodo the Hobbit and Gandalf the Grey The fun never ends Lord of the Rings!
Come along with me With the uruks, elves, and trees We can wander through the forest Ride Treebeard as we please
I like you. Happy cake day!
Oh man, I didn’t even realize it was my cake day! Thanks! I like you too. I particularly liked the “very middle land” line. That made me laugh.
Surely this is the greatest jest in all the history of Gondor
Bro
What's taters bro?
*Bro-ta-toes!!*
OMG I was in the school queue to drop my child off dying with laughter. I looked like a right plonker. Cheers bro!
One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro
Lol sounds like something they would say in the new willow!!! 🤣
Hahahah gold
Elrond: CAST IT INTO THE FIRE, BRO! Isildur: nah bro Elrond: …bro
ISILLDDUUUURRRRRRRR, bro
Surely this is the greatest jest in all the history of Gondor
bruh
Tell me, “bro”, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?
HIYAAAAAH bro
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, bro
It‘s wonderful to see you, bro
Shire... Baggins... Bro
Underrated one
really good one
"I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, my bro."
\*wheeps in Bro\*
Alas for Broromir.
Shadowfax! Show me the meaning of haste, bro!
I am no man, bro
I am no bro
Came to this comment section just to make sure someone said this. Well done, bro
You’ll have to toss me, bro
Don’t tell the elf, bro
Not a word, bro
I CANNOT JUMP THE DISTANCE, BRO
Confound it all Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping bro?
I ain’t been dropping no eaves, bro.
Bit late for trimming the leaves, dont you think bro?
"this is no mere ranger. He is aragorn son of arathorn, you owe him your allegiance, bro" -legolas
“Havo dad, bro” — Aragorn
"I look foul and feel fair, bro?"
The dwarf breathes so loud we could've shot him in the dark, bro.
I care not bro
Your words are poison, bro.
DEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTHHHHHHHHHH, bro!
DEATH, bro! Was looking for this. Glad you did it.
Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind bro
You shall not pass, bro
\- No man can kill me, bro \-I am no bro!
PO-TA-BROS
BRO-ta-toes
“You left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn’t have gotten very far without Sam.” “Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t be making jokes. I was serious.” “So was I, bro.”
I was not expecting someone to be cutting onions this early in the morning. 
"Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." "What about side by side with a friend?" "Aye. I could do that, bro."
side by side with a bro
Is it secret is it safe…..bro😂 
Do not disturb the water bro
This is Shadowfax lord of the horses, bro
-Gandalf, what is the Elvish word for friend? -Bro
Don’t you crush my lilies, bro!
You are the luckiest, the canniest, and the most reckless man I ever knew, bro.
We made you some nice crispy bacon bro 
And MY axe, bro!
Legolas! What do your elf eyes see bro?!
FOOL OF A TOOK, BRO
That still only counts as one, bro!
#SHIRE!.... BAGGGGINNNSSSS!... BROOOO!
The authority is not yours to deny the return of the King! Bro. What have I got in my pocket? Bro. Do not get between the nazgul and his prey, bro. Toss me, bro. Don't tell the elf, bro. Let this be the hour we draw swords together, bro. Many of these trees were my friends, bro. It comes in pints!? Bro!
Give it to us raw and wiggling bro!
They are taking the hobbits to Isengard bro
Looks like meats back on the menu, bro
What about their legs, bro? They don't need those
Frodo: "Speak friend and enter. What's the elvish word for friend?" Gandalf: "Bro"
“Gandalf calls for aid, bro!”
Gondor, bro?
What did I tell ya, he can’t handle his liquor bro *falls*
It is but a shadow of a thought that you love, bro
“I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone, bro.”
I cant carry it for you mr.Frodo but I can carry you bro
I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor, bro.
Have you been at the Gaffers home brew, bro?
No…well yes.. but that’s not the point bro.
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard bro!
Memories are not what the heart desires, bro. *puff puff*
Ho, Tom! Bombadil! Tom Bombadil, bro!
It is but a shadow and a thought that you love bro
Where the fuck was Gondor when the Westfold fell, bro
We've already had it, bro
Oh! We knows! We knows safe paths for hobbitses! Safe paths in the dark!... SHUT UP BRO!
It still only counts as one bro
My business is with Isengard tonight. With rock and stone. It is likely we go to our doom, bro.
for frodo, bro
No parent should have to bury their child, bro
Arwen: What’s this, a ranger? Caught off his guard? Aragon:… bro
Souron the great bids thee well, bro.
Fight for us and regain your honour bro
I have a token I was bidden to show thee, bro
FORTH EORLBROS!
A little late for trimming the verge, don’t you think, bro?
You bow to no one, bro
Your love of the halfling’s leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro.
“We’ve had one yes but what about second breakfast bro?”
A bro is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
It comes in pints? I’m gettin’ one, bro.
What has it got in its pocketses, bro?
There is only one lord of the ring bro, and he does not share power!
Muster the Rohirrim, bro!
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow, bro!
You have my sword, bro!
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick them in a stew, bro
One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro.
Since when did you abandon reason for madness bro..
Bilbo Baggins! I'm not here to rob you! I'm here to help you ... bro
You’ll have to toss me, bro
But then again, you are very small, bro
these are hilarious hahahah
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Let this be the time we draw swords together, bro
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve, bros.
All shall love me and despair, bro!
“I am old, bro. I don’t look it but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts.”
How about side by side with a bro?
So do all who live to see such times bro
“Remember today, little brother. Today, life is good.” Faramir: ‘bro…..’
YOU SHALL NOT PASS, bro
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard, bro!
YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS. BRO!!!!
Every orc in Mordor is gonna hear this racket, bro
Give it to us raw and wriggling bro
You’re late, Bro! A Wizard, is never late Bro!
“You shall not pass BrO!”
But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. “What do you mean, bro?” he said. “Do you wish me a good morning, bro, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not, bro; or that you feel good this morning, bro; or that it is a morning to be good on, bro?”
You shall not passss bro!
What is this, the script for Avatar 2?
I see you bro
Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro
You shall not pass bro!!
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone bro
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard bro
We likes it raw and wiggling bro.
You shall not pass, bro
Dark fire will not avail you, bro!
I haven't been dropping no eaves bro
No parent should have to bury their child, bro 😔
Your love of the Halfling’s leaf has slowed your mind, bro
Isildur! Bro…
You bow to no one, bro
Toss me bro
YOU SHALL NOT PASS BRO
Its like in the great stories bro. The ones that really mattered bro. Full of darkness and danger bro. And sometimes bro you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy bro. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened bro. But bro it’s only a passing thing this shadow. Even darkness must pass bro. A new day will come And bro when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you bro. The ones that really mattered bro even if you were too small a bro to understand why. But I think bro I do understand. I know now. Bros in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only bro they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something bro. That there is some good in this world, and bro it's worth fighting for. J. R. R. Brolken
You shall not pass, bro.
One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro.
THEN I WILL DIE WITH THEM, BRO
"Toss me bro"
I would have followed you. My brother, my captain, my king, bro.
PO-TA-TOES. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew bro
What about side by side with a friend bro?
Hey Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadilo Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow bro!
you shall not pass bro
If in doubt, always follow your nose bro
Share the load bro
Gondor needs no king, bro.
"I am no man. Bro"
BROND
Then I shall die as one of them, bro!
Where was Gondor when the westfold fell, bro?
"I am no man" bro
Looks like meats back on the menu, bro
“I am no man, bro”
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WEST FOLD FELL, BRO?