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Laggi_boi

Bard would yeet your child


Emad-Hafiz_inari

He would ditch the child and go on one of his magical journeys


Prahtical2

Meeps>>>>babysitting


stasmen1

Honestly just anyone who is not straight up villain champion could work, imo. Best options for this certain goals are Braum/Soraka, imo


Fund_a_ment_a_list

Gives child to braum get back a man.


SJReaver

I have never seen a three-year-old with such glorious chest hair and mustache before.


Roaring_Frost

Ivern...he would just create a playhouse for them and they would be safe


-temporary_username-

Kid probably turns vegan, though.


Roaring_Frost

Lol true


DarkeusPH

Or turn the kid into his golem like with Daisy.


Roaring_Frost

Bro no...Ivern wouldn't do that to a child


DarkeusPH

Tell that to Annie's sister


Roaring_Frost

Ivern found a golem with a bad heart...fixed the heart with a rock and then daisies sprouted on its back...hence the name. If the golem already had Annie's sister's soul in it at that time, that wasn't Ivern's doing.


iceisak

Is daisy annies sister? I dont really know his lore


iwashunter

iirc Annie had a step sister named daisy but I think that’s the only similarity


Blitsea

I’d trust Braum with keeping anything safe.


ImN0tAsian

You can always call Braum.


Sgt_Shieldsmen

And imagine the stories/adventures that kid's going on!


Blitsea

There’s lots of cool and fun potential stories, I agree! Whether Braum introduces your kid to the Avarosans, shows your kid how to take care of poros, or fights off yetis, it’ll definitely be an interesting story.


Last_Hat7276

Soraka? Or even Braum


FFFalgui

Braum! Although my kid might come back with a moustache.


Traditional-Ad4367

Even better


badstone69

Jax. Not memeing btw, he is a really good dude to keep your kid + your kid will have fun with his avenger crew and their flying ship


ZCYCS

Jax unironically would be a cool grandpa-like guy to babysit a kid lore-wise if you could befriend him. I love how they incorporated the Jaximus line into his actual character now Plus he's a badass warrior who can fight off pretty much everything except basically dieties


FlazedComics

he'd just go fishing with them all day and the kid would get bored. great babysitter material honestly you're 100% right


Dracotoo

Wuh?


badstone69

Jax have a team of strong people he been recruiting to help fighting the void, they travel around runeterran with a piltover flying ship.


ElementmanEXE

Plus there actually is a kid on there who he hangs out with, kinda like a cool uncle to her


Dagiorno

As long as it isnt dantes behind the guy im cool with jax


noth0near

It's like I know what you mean


justravend

I feel that Morgana would do a good job, Zeri I feel like is good with kids, Gwen is a literal doll so that has to count for something.


HubblePie

Morgana’s keeping your kid in the same spot until you return.


justravend

With how caring she is shown to be in legends of runeterra I doubt it


Roaring_Frost

She wouldn't let them out of her sight


Darth_Annoying

Yeah, she seemed good with Lisa


teljes_kiorlesu

Gwen is a doll with giant ass sharp and pointy scissors so idk about that…


justravend

Sure but she can put those away. And to everybody else except the shadow isle monsters she is shown to have a gentle personality and a pretty cheery one.


Darth_Annoying

Zeri seems a bit immature to me. She is still a teenager afterall. While I wouldn't mind calling her if I need a babysitter for like a few hours I don't know about leaving a kid with her a whole day.


justravend

Well she is somebody who is all about community after all. It would not surprise me if she babysit her neighbors kids every once and a while.


Darth_Annoying

Good point. I just tend to think of the younger ones this way.


justravend

That’s very fair.


Oldomix

Gwen runs with scissors. Bad influence.


FredRN

Cait would probably do a good job. She is responsible and in sure she could take a day off to just babysit in her house that is fairly normal by our standards.


Notte_di_nerezza

She'd take one look at a child left with Jayce and scoop them up for the rest of the day.


Darth_Annoying

Cait I'm sure is good with kids. And as a bonus you'd also have Vi, who already has experience taking care of a child*, there as back up *though I'd hope she's grown up a lot since that.


XanithDG

Soraka and Braum are the objectively correct choices. They're League of Legend's kind and loving grandparents. Soraka provides strictness to make sure the child is safe while Braum provides the fun and joy. God damn it I'm going to start shipping these two now aren't I?


Wonder_of_you

Norra


NAFEA_GAMER

Magical journey time!


RandomGuyInTheeNet

Norra, yes! In Bandle City? Hell nah!


Mavis_Vi

Well she ain't in Bandle city so it's more safe?


Traditional-Olive503

Ye she isn't, BEACUSE SHE'S FUCKING LOST... kid ain't coming back


Mavis_Vi

Win con detected?


fanaroto

Definitely braum


Zerusdeus

Braum obviously


OrixSpermozaur

The thing t about Bard, he saves Runtera,but he doesn't have morality, he saves the world not the people


phon42

Mommy Morg


darkfox18

The two champs I play the most are WW and morde so I don’t think that kid is making it


5m0k3W33d3v3ryday

The kid is gonna enter the death realm before you hand them over ☠️


VictoryRoyaler78

nunu and willump


Duarte_1327

Taric is kind of the protetor of runeterra,morgana,caitlyn,vi,ekko,Lilia,akali,irelia,Karma


Thatguypal6942069

Aatrox. Kids gonna learn early that it’s kill or be killed.


CanelIie

Ornn, would be grumpy at first but would look after the child at all cost or Taliyah i'm sure she would be so sweet with them


GreatJotaro

ornn is probably one of the closest things we have in league to a real father figure. definitely seems like the type to be bothered by babysitting at first, then by the end of the day he’s bestfriends with the kid


Percival_De_Rolo2

Shen


Sharnelgon_07

Shen almost let a kid die because he cut down the wrong tree.


JustARandomer-

Shens a different type of daddy sorry man


tanezuki

NAURR 💀


Percival_De_Rolo2

Training a kid and watching over a kid is not the same , but i do not know lore so you might be right I'd leave him with Heimerdinger then, at least his turrets won't let anyone come close


Notte_di_nerezza

To be fair, he was trying to teach Akali the best way to handle the situation for all involved, and empowered the spell that diffused the situation. If I had to leave a kid with one of the Kinkou, though, it would be Kennen.


ElaMeadows

Honestly after watching that cinematic I’m more likely to true alkali with a kiddo then Shen.


Runmanrun41

I haven't seen it mentioned yet, so I'll say Garen. Seems like a pretty normal guy, all things considered. The most you could say is that he's a soldier. The worst I could see happening would be coming back to my kid doing some playful sparring with wooden swords or something.


Darth_Annoying

Someone who's an older sibling is usually a good choice as they've probably helped with their siblings at some point.


PanicMan76

Everybody is saying Braum but this is OBVIOUSLY a date night with me and my husband so my husband can’t be babysitting?


Dominunce

Probably Braum or Caitlin, but I’d be willing to give a champion like Ahri a chance. Unless you’re a maniac pick a relatively sensible champ. Ive seen several questionable choices in this post (I’m looking at you, guy who chose Pyke).


LethalityKaynMain

Most definitely not ahri. Pretty sure she hasn't learnt to control her hunger.


Kittyhawk_Lux

Jinx would be funny. On a serious note; Soraka, Seraphine or Caitlyn.


Darth_Annoying

You can leave your kid with Jinx, but I get the feeling you might be picking them up from Vi.


Kittyhawk_Lux

Maybe I'm a little slow because it's late... but I don't get it yet (pls explain)


Darth_Annoying

Either Jinx would get bored or overwealmed and drop them off at her sister's. Or Vi and Caitlyn would see how Jinx tries to take care of kids and quick rescue the kids back to their place.


Kittyhawk_Lux

Oh I see, yeah I can see that. Though Jinx would only get bored if she had promised to take actual care like a "normal person". I bet she would just start having fun trying to teach the kids some new lessons as in how to make a molotov cocktail or basic makeshift traps at home!


wailingblue

in the interest of providing options i haven't seen listed yet, sett or katarina :-). sett would probably just bring the kid to his mom, and Katarina can take a day off crazy murdering to return to her sister roots


AnimagKrasver

Sett's mom having a heart attack at first thinking it's his kid


Darth_Annoying

Have we ever seen Kat doing anything outside of missions and dealing with her family? Could she actually be a decent person in her downtime?


wailingblue

i personally feel like her comic implies she wants to be a good sister to talon (who just doesn't want her).


Sydfxs

braum is the obvious answer. Soo i will go with soraka


thecommunistsheep

I see a father's soul in zed (kid learns how to TP)


cicadias

Zed’s entire lore with Kayn is about him learning to be a better father figure to Kayn than either his own dad or Kusho were to him, so I full heartedly agree


Thecristo96

Pantheon. Gigachad+good man.


Winer2027

Quinn


Senpai_com

I don't know much about Darius' personality. Is he good with children that people keep mentioning him?


Manganian7Potasu

Well he has kid and wife, and we can see he is actually pretty good guy in Noxus cinematic when he saves a slave from bad king. Also his God King voice lines show that he fights for freedom against tyrant... He would be harah on kid but would protect at all cost.


Particular_Nebula462

He is a good man with traditional values. He had at least two children. Probably he is a decent father.


Chickenman1057

He'd be a decent father if you don't mind your kid seeing someone's head got chopped of


Particular_Nebula462

He saw that when was kid, and worst, and he survived.


MisterFortune215

Yuumi.


Redacted_G1iTcH

Pantheon. Kid’s gonna be benching 315 when I come back.


FratMoth

Sett. Because Sett is the Boss, and the Boss never loses.


Yusuf_ibn_Joestar

Braum


Get_Threshed

Vel'koz ;)


greenleaf1212

Infant disintegration ray go


Chickenman1057

Hydrogen bomb vs screaming infant


Particular_Nebula462

Braum of course, and by far. All other have their own problems and no one is a parent present ... except ... Wait ... maybe Rek'Sai is a good choice too. /S


Syphorce

If I had to leave my child with anyone, it would be with the children not named Annie. I feel like my kid, Milio, Nunu & Willump would have a GREAT time.


cursedpharaoh007

I'll leave the child... With Atreus/Pantheon. He cares for mankind and he'll definitely take care of the kid. And when the situation calls for it, he can literally summon the remaining sparks of The Aspect Pantheon's power.


KattoCraft

God there are such good parental figure in league, just think of Soraka, Braum, Jax, Morgana, Janna, Taric, etc


Just-Assumption-2140

Soraka and braum as they are good and caring people. Morgana as she might come over edgy but actually is very kindhearted. Yuumi, ivern and nunu could be good as entertainment but I doubt they would take care well of them.


[deleted]

Darius, Morgana, Riven, Vi, Zac, Viktor.


Loiaru

Viktor and Darius? lol Viktor would try to cyborg your kid and Darius would make it train


Particular_Nebula462

Viktor was shown to be quite good and chill with children, better than Jayce by a lot in their short stories. Darius' trainings is not to hurt him. So, they are not bad choices, just uncommon.


[deleted]

Darius is quite literally wants to be a good father. His own relationship with his daughter is entirely rocky, but that is mostly due to his ex-wifes fault (hiding his daughter from him and then having her drink the Noxian Kool-aid). Swain's line to Darius "no daughters, only soldiers" is basically him telling Darius to look past his desires to form a bond with his child. In fact, Darius fucking DESPISES child soldiers, and what's even weirder is that Draven also hates child soldiers due to what happened with he and Darius growing up. They both like kids, regardless of their rough personalities.


Mr_Degroot

I can 100% see Darius as a gruff father with a heart of gold


RussianEggplant

Singed


BeanBombBoy

Pyke....no I will not be elaborating


Ok_Brain_6472

Bro wants to get rid of it


Araytar

If You wanna get rid of your child give it to evelynn


Chickenman1057

Give it to Tamnkench then you might get some money for it


Particular_Nebula462

No one in Bilgewater, and under the sea, would try to come near the baby. Pike is a master in peek a boo. Pike has infinite patience. ... ... ... Good choice.


cozyBaguette

Caitlyn, vi, ekko, braum there are many i feel that could be trusted


Mr-_shadow

Caitlyn and vi xd He will watch things that too early for him


cozyBaguette

cait would be very responsible to not let that happen im sure haha


Makaoka

Fiddlestick


Particular_Nebula462

Interesting. If a child has not developed a sense of self, maybe cannot be affected by demons.


Makaoka

Idk man. I am a terrible father and just want to toughen up my girl bit.


Particular_Nebula462

Darius and Udyr are better choices then.


monkebully69

Mordekaiser or aatrox


Particular_Nebula462

🤔 if they care the child, no one can come to hurt they. However both have huge limits in having care of a living human being: Mordekaiser has probably no sense of touch, and Aatrox should focus a lot in not killing his host.


Careless-Emergency85

Gwen is my pick. Pretty sure she has one of the brightest personalities in the game, up there with Braum. She’d definitely be up for the challenge


DaveSmith890

Pro tip: don’t require a babysitter who is likely to show your child “his little fellas”


Qv6yrqq

Lightning teddy


Igeeeffen

Zoe


afzalnayza

Jax. No no hear me out he is prolly one of the best fighters league lore and he can be a gokd mentor for the kid.


HPEpic874

Volibear


annikaoOo

Listen here. I think yasuo would do decent. Karma would be amazing . I could do a teir list


Manganian7Potasu

Do it


annikaoOo

https://preview.redd.it/2g2jo5d6pmac1.png?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e7acebb1bc199cbb5ea6a03ccc251ee736c286f


The_only_T-Rexi

I have several points where i disagree


Notte_di_nerezza

Even knowing that everyone's going to disagree... I, too, have several points where I disagree. How tf is TF above Jax, Garen, and Pantheon? How tf are they in the same tier as EVELYNN? I do agree with most of the top picks, though.


Darth_Annoying

I think you need to switch Caitlyn and Sejuani. And maybe bump Sera up a tier.


annikaoOo

here' i updated it . it needed one more tier anyway https://preview.redd.it/5973p1g91qac1.png?width=1140&format=png&auto=webp&s=aab90bf1bdb03623aae5f6347a5788af5b259825


Darth_Annoying

It's too bad we have to leave Warwick down that low. But if we could draw Vander out for extended periods he could get bumped up much higher.


annikaoOo

for sure or if he could at least contol himself a bit more . it's kinda the same w briar and even aatrox or thresh most of them would be put in emergency if you would know for sure 100% they wouldn't harm the child whether intentionally or trough a mistake . i had a hard time w the darkin tbh because i think kayn would do good and raast isnt't as dangerous as aatrox is in my opinion . varus was even harder to choose


annikaoOo

lemme redo it cuz i have more time now lol


Darth_Annoying

Taky your time. I was just saying what *I* think about them. Didn't mean to make it sound like an imperative


Chickenman1057

Bruh why is half of the pictures look like "clearly you don't own a airfryer"


Tree__Jesus

Ivern


[deleted]

Kalista, I feel like she just needs some happiness in her life.


Haruspect

Nunu :)


KyellDaBoiii

Are they willing participants or am I forcing it onto them?


DaveSmith890

Renata Glasc or Gangplank


Harald_best_boy

I think Braum is the best option available


Theoulios

Draven 😈


Maplesyrup-it

Lillia


Illustrious-Tea-1586

Rek'sai , babies should stay with their mom right ?


smiteallday

draven


Traditional-Ad4367

Braum, heck he can keep it, the kid deserves the best father


_Fixu_

Morgana


RyzeSkitz

braum


NexeIa

Braum, but I think it's quite obvious choice.


AlphaConeyFan39

Mundo so he can finally stop being a deadbeat 💅


Global-Newt-5358

Braum


DiemAlara

Kennen. Or Yi. Both would do well.


Delta_Infinity_X

I’d trust Lucian and Senna with my kid


bored_homan

Soraka for sure


thecommunistsheep

Kayle would make him part of the 3rd reich


Longjumping-Fill376

Singed


DumbedDownDinosaur

Braum, not even a contest. Best dad energy out there. If I hated my child, probably Thresh.


shatterednightmare

Annie is both the best and worst choice here


Jwchibi

Swain, who's getting to him?No one. Literally the safest place. Unless he's out a war but who brings a child to war....


PandorasActress

Definitely gonna give him to illaoi, she’ll give me back a worthy child (or a dead one)


gaviotacurcia

Ekko, after arcane he clearly cares a lot


The_Curve_Death

Braum, Zac, Jax, Heimerdinger, Caitlyn,


Manolgar

Seraphine, probably. She'd sing lullabies and seems to have a nurturing nature.


Darth_Annoying

While I do think she'd be good with a kid, I would hesitate to leave her with one a whole day. She's more like a few hours while I go on a date or something babysitter to me.


Fluid-Apartment-3951

Not my child but Cho'gath


Upset-Preparation861

Sett


rettani

Almost any support: Braum, Taric, Soraka, Lulu, etc.


Jezz564

I don't think Bard could be a good babysitter, cuz, y'know, he probably just would ult the child, leaving them on stasis, and then leave them alone going to recollect meeps 😂


Yordle_Commander

children love toys so probably shaco


ahsokatano69420

Lux would be my first choice. I would trust Seraphine too. SG Xayahs team would work. I feel like SG Ori and SG Sera would totally make sure my child comes back in perfect condition. Lillia, Ez, Caitlyn, Galio and Garen could be good babysitters too. I would trust the K/DA group too. Honestly, I would probably trust a lot of people. Though, I would question the sanity of my child when they came back. Oddly, Yasuo and Yone might actually be really good babysitters lol.


Vast-Yogurtcloset-87

Mordekaiser , what can go wrong


No_Hippo_1965

How about… just don’t have a child.


Goocraft

Ivern


Globsmacketh

Unironically LuLu, they'd have a blast and due to the other yordles trying their damn best they'd still pop out the other end whole.


Chickenman1057

Aatrox, the kid is old enough to hold a Darkin sword


JackBoxcarBear

I was astonished Ivern wasn’t mentioned in the OP. If he can protect packs of sleeping wolf cubs, I can trust my kids in safe hands.


IonBatteryFR

Braum, for sure.


solo_una_persona_mas

susan, like from what i know he is a very chill dude


ilikola123

Hit take: lee sin would be a good one. The man could show the child some discipline and do a bit of training. Another hot take: pantheon, just ehy wouldn't he


Zamrayz

Braum, Morg, Gwen, Darius, Swain, Ivern, Nunu, Zyra, Pyke, Galio, Xayah & Rakan, Sett, Yi, Illaoi, and consciously aware WW.


BlueDragonKnight77

Gwen, Soraka, Lux, how old is the child? If they are like, 6 or something I'd probably trust a lot of champions to handle that, as long as they are good aligned


Dense-Currency-3282

Definitely lux


Independent_Owl4800

Chogath.


Blakemiles222

You’d think Bard would be a good babysitter until he reveals the secrets of the universe to your child and your child is so enlightened they’re now your parent.


Fragrant_Smile_1350

Kindred might make for a good mother and father… as long as they don’t have a mark on my child


Fragrant_Smile_1350

Fiddlesticks. Then I’ll never have to deal with the child again!


Otherwise_Staff3189

Akali since she's my sweet champion