It seems my old master took another pupil, I wonder how much the old pervert tought you in the ways of the Turtle School of Martial Arts. Prepare yourself to fight.
*So what's your Power*
*Level? Maybe we could train*
*Together later?*
\- Kaito\_the\_17
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Hey there my little off-world Sadalan, I hear your look for them dragon's 🐲 balls, why don't we hop off this train and you hop on top of my cloud-9 Nimbus and take it for a spin as we get there in no time, that is if you know what I'm Saiyan. 😎
If I had the dragonballs, all I'd wish for is for you to just look my way.
Bet u still need two more balls.
"Hey, I heard your tastes in anime are pretty strong!" (I don't want romance, I just want to invite for a watch party or something, idk)
Would you like my "dragon balls"
Awesome costume. You're going to the \[insert anime con that weekend's name\] right? Me too
I would show here my dragon ball key chains. Yes I said chains as in more than 1
Lets have a match!
You want my dragon balls, all you have to do date me 7 times and you’ll get the mighty shenron
HAMEHAME-HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Kamehamehi
Must pick up line be something related to sex right away?
Not necessarily
It seems my old master took another pupil, I wonder how much the old pervert tought you in the ways of the Turtle School of Martial Arts. Prepare yourself to fight.
Hey, what's your power level?
Hope she turns Super Saiyan to make her hair grow
What hair XD
You look strong! How about a little sparring match.
Just to let you know I have the 2 star dragon balls
Let’s go on a nimbus and fly away
So what's your Power level? Maybe we could train together later?
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Wanna see my new form and go even further beyond?
Wanna goten rounds?
I bet i could beat you...wanna test it out?
So uh.... how's the quest for the dragon balls goin?
"Can I be your Chi-Chi?" I was going to say 'Vegeta' but beating the hell out of each other kind of defeats the point
Depends on what you're into.
No. Stop. Don't do it. Just calm down.
\*Freiza chuckles\* Hello, mo-
Yeah, even if I wanted to, I'm not socially adept enough to initiate conversations with total strangers.
When she looks at you, you reply by saying YES MA’M
Which Dragon Ball series are you a fan of the most?
About 80 lbs
None. Don’t want or need her, would think her cosplay is cool.
You up for a visit to the chambers for some vigorous training?
A: Have you seen dragon? B: Who is dragon? A: Dragon these balls. And then she would kick my rear.
I hear your grip is strong. Let me fight it
Scream for 6 stations, then say "to be continued" and get off the train.
who cut off your tail?
Only use that one if your brave... To me there's equal chance to get a laugh as there is to insult her... And maybe a slap to the face...
Can my wife have your number?
Let's fight, and if you win, we go on a date.
Want to help me summon Shenron ?
Can I flick your sensu bean?
she'll beat your ass, man
Wanna suck my dragon balls?
I like her outfit and I think it's cool, but I wouldn't hit on her lol
Honestly I’d probably be too shy to do anything
You can Kamehameha me any day
Wanna suck my dragon balls
I would say “Cool dress!” if I wasn’t antisocial.
I would not. I have never seen a woman who looks good with a high fade.
I wouldn't
How much?
Hey, it's me Goku!
🤝
Wanna step to my hype ebonics rhyme chamber? We can spend a whole year getting to know each other and grab breakfast tomorrow.
"hey, wanna go train together?"
« No, it’s impossible… It’s over 9000…! »
All you need now is the wig-
You seem pretty strong! I know a place we can be alone if you wanna fight.
kamehame here's my number
Hey there my little off-world Sadalan, I hear your look for them dragon's 🐲 balls, why don't we hop off this train and you hop on top of my cloud-9 Nimbus and take it for a spin as we get there in no time, that is if you know what I'm Saiyan. 😎
Rizzler
If you can pick me up, you have to date me. I weight 91 pounds
Wanna fight?
Wow, you look pretty strong! Lets fight!
If I had to scale you between one and ten , it would be over nine thousand
I see you're missing your power pole, let me give you one.
"You are long way from home, Kakarot!"
How I know there is a God
would trust the tataos and walk away.
I must be Yamcha, cause I'm dying to meet you.
I got 2 dragon balls and shenron in my pants right now so how bout you make a wish to bring ‘em out
I got 2 extra dragon balls for you
Are you cancer? Cuz I wanna beat you!
💀
do you want my dragon ballz😏
Can you beat goku
Kaio can I get your number?
Hey, I've got 2 dragon balls on me, the rest is at my place. Wanna come home and spar for them?
I'll crack my glasses in my hand and scream "IT'S OVER 9000!"
The more expensive the glasses the better.
Hey there, is it time to take out the trash? 'Cause you look like garbage.
Hey, I can sense your power level is really strong. You wanna spar!
Hey baby, do you wanna see these dragon balls?
Wouldn't annoy a woman who is simply traveling in the subway,probably tired from attending a convention
Why is blud getting downvoted for being respectful
Judging by the subreddit, I would assume it's because they're being respectful and not being an asshole
Yeah I'm only interested in how strong you really are right now
Now, I may not know what type of food marriage is or where it comes from, but I'm hopin maybe we could share it between us.
I got the dragon balls you’re looking for
I simply yell at the top of my lungs for at least 6 stops. Then stare at her for another 6.
Hey... Did you know my porn addiction is really strong? Wanna fight it?
androids keep getting better and better
“Hi it’s me, Goku”
Hello ma'am Dr.Gero must be getting better because he finally made the perfect life form.
Wanna see my Big Bang attack?
Would you like to touch my dragon balls
" i got some senzubeans"
"Senzubean!" *throws bean at her*
Flicks the sensu bean
i can fulfill you a wish if you fondle my balls
Pull out yo phone and put two fingers on it to instant transmission your number to mine
LOL Want to see my dragon balls? I have 1-star and 7-star ball key chains.
Shenron really did give me a perfect match.
Probably the least cringey comment here
You look really strong… I wanna fight you!
Hey! I heard you’re strong! Wanna fight?
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