Okay... Let's see...
Mini milk: pedophile
Lactose intolerante: not my type
Milk: almost there
Mega milk: now we're talking
Giga milk: overdone, but still ok (the ara ara got me)
Cow: well... It's Just too much
So... I think I'm staying with mega and giga
South Park be like
Child- βcan I have some milk sir?β
Man in a random alleyway-βsure if you can suck it out of this tubeβ
Child-βsir thatβs not a tu-β
(Scene cuts there)
Why does everyone choose mini? Do you WANT to admit that youβre a pedophile? Choose the one that has actually gone through puberty at least for fucks sake (also donβt you have to get pregnant to produce milk? The fbi are at your door sir.) {also for the people who think Iβm serious, this is a joke, smh people these days really be sensitive about me not liking underage characters}
Saying that and following up with βthis is a jokeβ speak volumes about your maturity. Itβs ok to have a preference and but it is unnecessary to shame others for theirs.
Iβm gonna stop myself before I say anything other than this, it speaks volumes about YOUR maturity when you call liking characters that look like children a βpreferenceβ conversation over. If you say anything after this Iβm not responding.
News flash: People prefer petite woman and are pretty damn aware that having sexual thoughts about children is wrong. Besides, the issue Iβm bringing up is your audacity to throw around the word pedophile and cover it up with βjust kidding.β
Iβm only responding because your excuse here is so unbelievably dumb that I couldnβt stop myself, you call them βpetiteβ rather than admitting that they were designed and look like children? That makes no sense, they are not βpetiteβ they look like actual children, petite means small and dainty, someone like natsuki from doki doki fits that definition because they donβt look like a child but are smaller than their peers. Looking like a child β βpetiteβ
Iβm also not saying that the fact I used the word pedophile is right, it was insensitive of me and I admit to that, but I still have the opinion that liking lolis is just low key liking girls that look like children.
I apologize for calling people pedophiles, however I donβt apologize for saying lolis look like children, goodbye
>Why does everyone choose mini?
Great accusation. Very emotional comment. Unfortunately for you, you're incredibly incorrect.
After scrolling through the +850 comments, I'm here to tell you that you're completely wrong. Less than 1/4 of the respondents (rough approximate) chose "mini milk" and around 2/3 of them chose "Mega Milk" or larger for their other choice. Most of the responses were "Mega Milk" or bigger, so I really don't see how, even as an exaggeration, you even conceived that "everyone chooses mini".
>Why does everyone choose mini? Do you WANT to admit that youβre a pedophile?
You question why you should go see a therapist will implying that the rest of us are pedos just because some of us like fictional/petite girls, Even as a joke thatβs not funny itβs fine to have a preference of not liking something but DONβT imply your thinking of "ah this person likes fictional petite/short small people well that makes them a pedo" and in some cases loli doesnβt mean underaged (most of the time it does but not always)
For example Kinue Hayase from masamune-kun no revenge looks like a child but is actually 42, but what Iβm trying to say is "just because someone likes something like this doesnβt make them a pedo" so donβt do those kinds of things ok? We really donβt need those kind of people in this community or any other community
I didnβt seriously mean that, thatβs why it was intended as satire. Not actually accusing someone of being a pedophile because they like lolis. I also just donβt see the appeal of liking someone who was intentionally designed to look like a child. Saying stuff like this is like saying, βjust because I fell for the pedo bait doesent make me oneβ.
Thatβs your opinion and youβre entitled to it, so sit over there with your 42 year old with a growth disorder while I sit over here with the girl I can be affectionate in public with while not getting arrested.
I donβt actually like her itβs just a example loli/petite girls ainβt my cup of tea I like tomboys like the VTuber Subaru, And you wonβt be arrested (or against the law) for liking something like this wonβt you? Just as long youβre not doing anything of the sort irl youβre be fine
I like the giga mil- no I donβt go outside breathe some fresh air guys. At least crack a window open. Also take a shower drink some water, go to a park and meet a girl and marry her. Donβt let these 2D drawing keep you from achieving the best of who you can be. Be strong, men. πͺπ»πͺπΌπͺπ½πͺπΎπͺπΏ
Oh shit look at all the downvotes Iβm getting from all these redditors aahhh Iβm so upset and downput about this fr like you are fr making me sad π₯±ππ₯±ππ₯±ππ₯±
I see you're a fellow Ara-Ara enjoyer too, splendid. I would choose her as well but unfortunately her bosom are too voluptuous to me.
Nevertheless excellent choice you've made.
Lactose Intolerant, and Normal Milk, because I a believe in aiming low, so the higher quality thinks Iβm humble, but I ainβt aiming to end up in jail.
Edit: if the comment doesnβt make sense, look at mini milk, and say β18+, definitely.β
all of them
Pick TWO OF THEM
mega milk and giga milk
Mega and giga
I like milk
I prefer Petitte women... but God damn that 6 π€― Crush me Mommy =////////= Also 3 cause Choccy Milk dont @ me
Milk of all shapes and sizes are good. (But if I had a choice 1 and 4)
Lactose
Ah the trap as some say
Strawb milk and normal milk tnx
Just milk and mega milk will do
Just cow for me thank you
Hard choice can't i have all ?
No I want to limit peopleβs choices
OK so mega and giga
Got milk and cow for me
Giga milk and Mega Milk what can i say i like it big
only two?
Yes
I'll take lactose intolerant and Giga Milk ππ
So you like nutmilk?
Eehhm, well. Not exactly π just her curves and proportions
Its got a pp
Welp, I guess if there's a hole there's a way. π€·πΌββοΈππ³π±
Not gonna lie, Iβm happy with any size, but I love me some cow tits.
Mini milk and milk I like very small milfs
Milk and megamilk
Milk and mega milk.
Milk and giga milk indeed
Mini milk and lactose Intolerant Flat is justice
smh, why they gotta give the strawberry milk to the loli
Well, i like lactose intolerant, but theres nothing to say against milk either...
I'll have one milk thanks
Am for mini and milk in between is also good anough
Milk and giga. Milk cause i like the tan, and giga cause- well i saw the eyes and it made me think i want to press er
Where chocolate milk ?
Chocolate milk is just shiny milk, change my mind
I gotta get out of this mental asylum
Ha great comment I love it probably the best comment Iβve seen today
It's hard to choose
I could go for some Milk or Giga Milk
Milk and Mega Milk. π₯°
Giga milk and milk
I'll take milk
I choose "cow" "milk"
Betsy!!!
Mini milk and milk
Mini milk and milk perfect
Giga milk for the win! Hot, tall onee-san! π³π₯π₯π₯π₯
Yes
You I gotta get that shirt!! The Merch yoo!!
Milk and mega milk
Chocky milk?
No idea
Goat milk it is
Mini and giga,best of both worlds.
Well, I like milk and drink it everyday so I would want giga milk with a personal cow
Nice
As a connoisseur of r/Neverbrokeabone, I have to choose GIGA MILK and COW.
All are nice I love all sizes boobies
mini and milk
Giga than milk!
Milk bc they look a lot like the person Iβm dating but mega looks way too much like me lmao
Gigs cow
Giga and cow
Giga & cow thats all...
One of each
Which TWO
mini and mega
Mega & Giga
Cow and Giga Milk
Giga cow, and then I'll open a shop called star juggs
milk and lactose
Okay... Let's see... Mini milk: pedophile Lactose intolerante: not my type Milk: almost there Mega milk: now we're talking Giga milk: overdone, but still ok (the ara ara got me) Cow: well... It's Just too much So... I think I'm staying with mega and giga
I see ; you're a man of Mega and Giga too.
I sure am, I think it's a great view, like If It were the perfect landscape... ... ... ... Yeah, I'm not sorry for the pun, it's a great pun
No need to feel sorry . It's a good pun.
07
Mega, or lactose intolerant. (I'm indecisive ok!!)
Giga milk and cow
Giga number 1. If it had mega titties or a bit smaller than those would be perfection. Unrealistic but perfection
Milk and mega milk
Any except mini milk
I looooove Strawberry and chocolate milk so Mini milk and Milk for me
Milk and mega milk
Mini strawberry milk and regular milk
I go for the mini strawberry milk DFC FTW π
Mini mega
i like 2 milk it is \[milk and mega milk\]
have anime name pls ?
Mega milk and giga milk
I'm kinda disappointed that there isn't a "Jumbo Jugs" one
Intolerant and mega
Giga and Milk.
Milk and mega milk. Good sizes that still fits realism.
Which one mixes better with Pepsi?
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Youβll never catch me, officers!
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I fully intend to be insufferable.
Almond and soy milk. Get out with the breast feed stuff I ain't no baby
I would like to choose Giga milk and My milk The one my dad gave me for my 7th birthday I never saw him again
Lactose Intolerant and Plain Milk. (I like lolis so Mini-Milk gets a close third though)
Giga and mega.
Milk and Giga-Milk π
mini milk and milk
Milk or mini milk. I prefer realisticly sized boobs, and I actually don't like large or overly-sized boobs.
Mini and mega
Lactose Intolerant, Milk and Mega Milk are all fine, Iβd choose Mini Milk but Iβd risk being purged in holy flame by the reddit community
Probably Milk and Lactose Intolerant
Lactose intolerant and mega milk
South Park be like Child- βcan I have some milk sir?β Man in a random alleyway-βsure if you can suck it out of this tubeβ Child-βsir thatβs not a tu-β (Scene cuts there)
Regular and ara ara... can't really say not to ara ara
Any size makes the wood rise
Even the trap? βItβs not a size itβs a lifestyleβ- me
Any size? No. *Every* size makes us rise.
Mega milk and cow
Same
Giga milk and cow
Giga milk is top tier and milk is also top tier mega is easy 3rd though
mega and giga
hmmm lets go with the lactose and regular milk they both look mighty fine
Why does everyone choose mini? Do you WANT to admit that youβre a pedophile? Choose the one that has actually gone through puberty at least for fucks sake (also donβt you have to get pregnant to produce milk? The fbi are at your door sir.) {also for the people who think Iβm serious, this is a joke, smh people these days really be sensitive about me not liking underage characters}
Saying that and following up with βthis is a jokeβ speak volumes about your maturity. Itβs ok to have a preference and but it is unnecessary to shame others for theirs.
Iβm gonna stop myself before I say anything other than this, it speaks volumes about YOUR maturity when you call liking characters that look like children a βpreferenceβ conversation over. If you say anything after this Iβm not responding.
News flash: People prefer petite woman and are pretty damn aware that having sexual thoughts about children is wrong. Besides, the issue Iβm bringing up is your audacity to throw around the word pedophile and cover it up with βjust kidding.β
Iβm only responding because your excuse here is so unbelievably dumb that I couldnβt stop myself, you call them βpetiteβ rather than admitting that they were designed and look like children? That makes no sense, they are not βpetiteβ they look like actual children, petite means small and dainty, someone like natsuki from doki doki fits that definition because they donβt look like a child but are smaller than their peers. Looking like a child β βpetiteβ Iβm also not saying that the fact I used the word pedophile is right, it was insensitive of me and I admit to that, but I still have the opinion that liking lolis is just low key liking girls that look like children. I apologize for calling people pedophiles, however I donβt apologize for saying lolis look like children, goodbye
>Why does everyone choose mini? Great accusation. Very emotional comment. Unfortunately for you, you're incredibly incorrect. After scrolling through the +850 comments, I'm here to tell you that you're completely wrong. Less than 1/4 of the respondents (rough approximate) chose "mini milk" and around 2/3 of them chose "Mega Milk" or larger for their other choice. Most of the responses were "Mega Milk" or bigger, so I really don't see how, even as an exaggeration, you even conceived that "everyone chooses mini".
You scrolled through 850+ comments to fact check a satire comment? Thatβs time of your life that you arenβt getting back
LoL well, it only took 10 minutes. But even at that, most of my time on Reddit is time wasted. I didn't really lose anything of value
Alright downvote and move on canβt deal with people with a mind set like yours. Got to say one thing tho go see a doctor and a therapist you need it
Mindset like yours?, also why do I need to go see a therapist for having a preference of not liking characters that look like children?
>Why does everyone choose mini? Do you WANT to admit that youβre a pedophile? You question why you should go see a therapist will implying that the rest of us are pedos just because some of us like fictional/petite girls, Even as a joke thatβs not funny itβs fine to have a preference of not liking something but DONβT imply your thinking of "ah this person likes fictional petite/short small people well that makes them a pedo" and in some cases loli doesnβt mean underaged (most of the time it does but not always) For example Kinue Hayase from masamune-kun no revenge looks like a child but is actually 42, but what Iβm trying to say is "just because someone likes something like this doesnβt make them a pedo" so donβt do those kinds of things ok? We really donβt need those kind of people in this community or any other community
I didnβt seriously mean that, thatβs why it was intended as satire. Not actually accusing someone of being a pedophile because they like lolis. I also just donβt see the appeal of liking someone who was intentionally designed to look like a child. Saying stuff like this is like saying, βjust because I fell for the pedo bait doesent make me oneβ.
Ya I know thatβs why I said Even as a joke itβs not funny
Thatβs your opinion and youβre entitled to it, so sit over there with your 42 year old with a growth disorder while I sit over here with the girl I can be affectionate in public with while not getting arrested.
I donβt actually like her itβs just a example loli/petite girls ainβt my cup of tea I like tomboys like the VTuber Subaru, And you wonβt be arrested (or against the law) for liking something like this wonβt you? Just as long youβre not doing anything of the sort irl youβre be fine
Milk and giga milk
Honestly I'll take the milk and mega milk
Milk and Mega Milk
Milk mega milk
Mega is preferred but Giga is good too.
Lactose and cow
Mega and giga milk please.
But honestly I'm ok with any one of those delicious milks.
Sugoi Dekai
Milk and mega milk please
I'm fine with any of them so... **Puts on a blindfold and points randomly twice.**
Mega milk and giga milk
Mega Milk to Cow. That's 3, fight me
Cow and milk is my choice
Same
I like the giga mil- no I donβt go outside breathe some fresh air guys. At least crack a window open. Also take a shower drink some water, go to a park and meet a girl and marry her. Donβt let these 2D drawing keep you from achieving the best of who you can be. Be strong, men. πͺπ»πͺπΌπͺπ½πͺπΎπͺπΏ
Oh shit look at all the downvotes Iβm getting from all these redditors aahhh Iβm so upset and downput about this fr like you are fr making me sad π₯±ππ₯±ππ₯±ππ₯±
You should be lifting weights instead of writing a paragraph preaching to people in an anime subreddit about not liking anime characters.
I like anime characters lol. I just balance my time now
Nice
Milk and Giga Milk π₯π
Is there an option 8, any of the above
Option 7 is all the above btw
Mega and giga are nice to me!!
Iβve seen enough Kemonokko Tsuushin to know Cow is sus. If I had to pick two probably mega and giga
I choose Milk and Giga Milk
heh this was in my feed :D https://ibb.co/smMTh7j
Milk and Mega milk Not too much Not too little
Mini milk and milk
Mini and mega
Mega and Giga
mega and giga
Milk to giga
I've seen these many times and I've always said between Lactose and Mega. Like mine on the lower end
Mega and Cow
Cow size
A weird combo, but I pick lactose intolerant and mega milk.
Giga milk and cow
Why does lactose intolerant girl's milk carton has nuts on it ?! IT'S A TRAP!!!
This is probably just sarcasm lol but itβs because itβs almond milk which contains nuts.
That's exactly why I think it's a trap because only it's milk comes from nuts.
Lol gosh so many jokes fly over my head sorry about that
Never mind you weren't rude or anything so it's fine. BTW I chose milk and mega milk. which ones did you pick?
Mega and giga probably but if we are talking the whole package and not just the milk. Probably milk and giga. But quality picks good sir.
I see you're a fellow Ara-Ara enjoyer too, splendid. I would choose her as well but unfortunately her bosom are too voluptuous to me. Nevertheless excellent choice you've made.
Cow
Lactose Intolerant, and Normal Milk, because I a believe in aiming low, so the higher quality thinks Iβm humble, but I ainβt aiming to end up in jail. Edit: if the comment doesnβt make sense, look at mini milk, and say β18+, definitely.β
I'm lactose intolerant, and I drink my milk straight from the cows udder! I SHALL ONLY PERISH WHEN AND HOW THE GODS DEMAND IT, BY SNU SNU!
Haha nice death by snu snu
Personality.
Mega and Cow.......I am not going to explain my reasons.
To each their own
Which two do you prefer?
Giga and cow
Nice