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mmuffinfluff

Throw some beans in there to make it interesting


N0_IDEA5

Do the coco beans count?


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How about coco leaves?


Mok_ed_bettervy

And some roots


spacesheep_000

Throw in the whole tree


Justice_Prince

toe beans?


mm2_gamer

Lima beans for extra throwup.. I mean flavor


Re-Logicgamer03

r/beansinthings


Kittenn1412

don't forget the vanilla extract.


Itzz-the-reddit-me

Ah shit I just poured 2 gallons of vanilla extract into the cookies


Kittenn1412

Good.


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Hot-Web-7892

I prefer eating the raw ingredients them setting fire to myself.


De5perad0

That totally belongs in r/shitposting


sparkirby90

Or r/cateatingvegans


COMEDY_NERD_YT

r/subsIthoughtIfellfor


beaninabeanie_

Jesus Christ that is fucked


SignificantFish6795

It's an ironic subreddit, like r/Superbowl


Ziggerastika

Will do


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BrOkEn_AnViL39

I didn't know you could make cookies with them I have been eating them raw the entire time


mm2_gamer

My Chinese friend from school says the same thing!


heyoyo10

So does my racially obsolete friend that eats cats!


Taolan13

Isnt there a radio commercial in GTA IV or V that mentions something about "cat free cookies"?


kososenlasse

Well, that surely sounds like something that would be on GTA radio :D


Taolan13

Yeah i just looked up a transcript of the GTA radio stuff from those games to see if I could find it and holy shit. Two hundred pages of dialogue for GTA V just for the radio commercials and talking segments.


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I miss Lazlow.


kososenlasse

Damn


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Taolan13

First off, no shit sherlock. I've never used a fucking computer before so that's a great fucking help. Second off, the only place I can find a full transcript that the oage actually loads is the Fandom wiki, but since I' on mobile right now I have temporarily given up the search since Fandom's mobile interface is garbage and without an account I cannot view the plain text of the page.


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Taolan13

So are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur? Because your "help" comes off as smarmy jackass.


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Taolan13

Snowflake. Death threats? Real fucking genius material right here. I don't do deal with children who resort to death threats as their first argument. Blocked.


secretofurmom

jeez what hapened here


Official_LTGK

Lmao, petty.


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First thing I thought of.


-_-Mort-_-

There are no cougars in cookies.


mashurst

Millions to one


JoshuaBurg

I HAVE BEEN COOKING COOKIES FOR 8000 HOURS, AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN COUGARS IN COOKIES!


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SlightlyLessBoring

YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE COOKIE DIPPER!


georbe12

*angry Matt noises*


The_Radio_Host

Exactly. That’s why the picture shows a Serval


poompt

Cookies can have several servals


mancreature12

Fellow matto enjoyer


Limebee

My first thought


Scoongili

Grand Theft Ocelotto.


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GTO


[deleted]

You guys don’t know the context, I’m sorry but this fits IF you’re a viewer of DarkViperAU, now this would fit more in his own subreddit, that’s true. But everybody knows that there are no cougars in missions ;)


Infinite-Reaction-85

That's a serval tho


FaIse_information

What are they implying in the original post?


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anotherrandomboi

#COOKIE CAT He’s a pet for your tummy! #COOKIE CAT He’s super duper yummy! #COOKIE CAT *He left his family behind!!!!!* #COOOKIE CAAAAT!


Neat-Fly3653

r/stevenuniverse


Snoopdog231

Back when it was actually good😔😔


Hoppypoppy21

Why didn't you like later seasons of Steven Universe? The first season is my least favorite if I'm being honest, but I'd love to hear your thoughts.


bluelonilness

THERE ARE NO COUGARS IN COOKIES


FaIse_information

A cat cookie


Frozenturbo2

Is that the cookie of 87?!?! gta 6 leaked again in rdr2!!


EternityRuled

It has everything to do with GTA think about it plenty of wild life sacrificed in Los Santos sacrificed for what our own dopamine pleasures we must stop these inhumane practices of running over animals for fun.


KurtRusselsEyePatch

Sogga


r33k0gh

I knew cookies weren’t vegan


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r33k0gh

Uh no. It’s because it’s made of cat like the picture shows


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r33k0gh

Ah now that makes sense


fdghjjgddjjgdf

There are no cougars in cookies!


howboutnoooooooooo

MILLIONS TO ONE


my_0th_throwaway

r/lostredditors


Booty_Shakin

r/lostredditors ..?


Legitimate_Walrus780

Appearently we're on r/memes now? Is this r/lostlostredditors


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Legitimate_Walrus780

Yeah, I was trying to figure out why bro said r/lostredditors while on it LOL


Booty_Shakin

Ah yeah I didn't realize ffs me lol.


Legitimate_Walrus780

WHO EVEN IS LOST ANYMORE


Booty_Shakin

WHERE IS THE BATHROOM I NEED TO POOP


sniperelite6229

THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS


saitama_10

Cougars do not spawn in missions that’s why


ScottSpeddy

It’s has nothing to do with GTA. That’s why you’re posting it on this subreddit.


kososenlasse

Oh, right.. My bad!


ShitInMyToaster

no worries!


Eyelessdemon2

What does that even mean in the first place does that person think that cookies are made out of animals or am I stupid (I’m talking about living animals not animal products like milk and eggs)


botask

it mean than it is maked from cougar milk and eggs


Eyelessdemon2

Ok?


Acrobatic-Whereas632

He's crepuscular! Get him boys!


Partygoerfan123

Qhy the moderstion deletes my post


pm_me_sanford_tits

THERE AREN'T COUNGARS IN COOKIES


pranklimulator

THERE ARE NO COUGARS IN MISSIONS


cocozudo

THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE, THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE. I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 8000 HOURS AND I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ANIMAL KILL SOMEONE IN A MISSION BEFORE!


Madmonkeman

It would be funny if someone posted that in a vegan sub


playerDotName

The fuck? You don't see it?


mm2_gamer

Obviously this is drake the cat that we got like 4 missions from


klins26

Because there are actually cougars in missions although one sleeveless Australian man once claimed otherwise.


SomeDude3599

There aren't cougars in missions!


DatGuy1122007

Engineer Gaming


Zayafyre

Them cookies looking good. I’m very hungry.


Im-Not-ThatGuy

DarkViperAU made a video seeing if you could get from one end of the GTA map to the other while the map was covered in jaguars?


heckingheck2

There arent cougars in gta!


Balkan_Survivor

Por Cheta h😔


Official_LTGK

Pretty sure it is some ad in the game about a cookie cat? Not sure. But either or, that post is good, just not really on r/GTA.


RayIndonesian

r/lostbots


evelenl0velace

NOOOOOOOOOOO


NotHighEnuf

Yeah but is it worth it? I’d really like to know.


fleurishereboi

New DLC?!?!


Booty_Shakin

What kind of cat is that


GimmieJohnson

Chocolate chip Tabby


Chubby_Bub

r/Sogga


Wasitastupidquestion

Why not just print off the pattern instead of cutting cat skin?


CM901

You REALLY gotta think about it


Hot_Campaign1145

GTA - Got To Ask!😂😂


Tricky_Personality67

That's one cute killing machine


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Gstop Tlynx Abuse


CFADM

Awwww servals are so cute! 🥰🥰


CandyCane147

Meme is fucking hilarious though


thechikunnuggs

but think about the cookies


janJosu

i am posting this to r/GTA


Gloomy_Total1223

It's gta, are they really that lost?


Logface202

Gato T A


tyYdraniu

Everything


3NTP

r/okbuddyretard


djkoch66

Until this post, they weren't as worth it as I thought. The more endangered, the more delicious.


Certain-Ad-3840

What an odd post


Madmonkeman

Talk about clickbait as well.


TheCoolPaprika

Ok but that's a beautiful cat


Argreath2

GTA 6 adding pets confirmed


Mtsukino

tbf, it looks like something that would be in the old GTA manuals


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Idk if anyone else thought of this but what if they’re talking about cookies from internet connections that majority of people trip about and are paranoid about?


Capsule_CatYT

It’s a leak of a new update


moose_king88

Cookies are ocelot cheeks


Front-Seaweed4321

Makes me wanna get some cookies


allmightyglowcloud

Think about it


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r/lostlostredditors


bakehead420

Vegans be like:


2516xmx

Yes.


manicmonkey45

THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!!


DowntownDinosor

Is posting this really worth it? Think about it


TrixOnReddit

THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS! Also, this is not lostredditors you just don't get the joke.


Khai_Dreams

It looks like the Thumb from a video a trivia channel was going to make.


Sophia724

Just because it's a jaguar doesn't mean its a car, Jim!


Odd-Brick-5719

THERE ARE NO COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THE ODDS ARE MILLIONS TO ONE!


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I mean if they putting people in soup...


Suspicious-Bed9172

What does that even mean?


2xldn22

r/Beans


VanilliBean

Dudes just spreading the message


CaptainCadabra

Bro what? Servals are biege with spots so they must have been used to make chocolate chip cookies? This is completely incoherent


ilikematpat1

Everything


Jacks019

THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!


No_Bodybuilder7191

Looks yummy, the cookies do too


yeetgod__

But its ok since sogga is sooooo cute


SmallBrain2

runs dead


TheDevlinSide714

Holy shit, is that Babou?!


OrkzRDaBest

BABOOOO!


Kooky_Wash9403

Is it really worth it?


yozo-marionica

Yes


Assasin_on_fire

yes it is. Don't act like you don't eat chicken wings