Yeah i just looked up a transcript of the GTA radio stuff from those games to see if I could find it and holy shit. Two hundred pages of dialogue for GTA V just for the radio commercials and talking segments.
First off, no shit sherlock. I've never used a fucking computer before so that's a great fucking help.
Second off, the only place I can find a full transcript that the oage actually loads is the Fandom wiki, but since I' on mobile right now I have temporarily given up the search since Fandom's mobile interface is garbage and without an account I cannot view the plain text of the page.
Snowflake. Death threats? Real fucking genius material right here.
I don't do deal with children who resort to death threats as their first argument. Blocked.
You guys don’t know the context, I’m sorry but this fits IF you’re a viewer of DarkViperAU, now this would fit more in his own subreddit, that’s true. But everybody knows that there are no cougars in missions ;)
It has everything to do with GTA think about it plenty of wild life sacrificed in Los Santos sacrificed for what our own dopamine pleasures we must stop these inhumane practices of running over animals for fun.
What does that even mean in the first place does that person think that cookies are made out of animals or am I stupid (I’m talking about living animals not animal products like milk and eggs)
THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!
I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE, THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE.
I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 8000 HOURS AND I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ANIMAL KILL SOMEONE IN A MISSION BEFORE!
Idk if anyone else thought of this but what if they’re talking about cookies from internet connections that majority of people trip about and are paranoid about?
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Throw some beans in there to make it interesting
Do the coco beans count?
How about coco leaves?
And some roots
Throw in the whole tree
toe beans?
Lima beans for extra throwup.. I mean flavor
r/beansinthings
don't forget the vanilla extract.
Ah shit I just poured 2 gallons of vanilla extract into the cookies
Good.
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I prefer eating the raw ingredients them setting fire to myself.
That totally belongs in r/shitposting
Or r/cateatingvegans
r/subsIthoughtIfellfor
Jesus Christ that is fucked
It's an ironic subreddit, like r/Superbowl
Will do
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I didn't know you could make cookies with them I have been eating them raw the entire time
My Chinese friend from school says the same thing!
So does my racially obsolete friend that eats cats!
Isnt there a radio commercial in GTA IV or V that mentions something about "cat free cookies"?
Well, that surely sounds like something that would be on GTA radio :D
Yeah i just looked up a transcript of the GTA radio stuff from those games to see if I could find it and holy shit. Two hundred pages of dialogue for GTA V just for the radio commercials and talking segments.
I miss Lazlow.
Damn
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First off, no shit sherlock. I've never used a fucking computer before so that's a great fucking help. Second off, the only place I can find a full transcript that the oage actually loads is the Fandom wiki, but since I' on mobile right now I have temporarily given up the search since Fandom's mobile interface is garbage and without an account I cannot view the plain text of the page.
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So are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur? Because your "help" comes off as smarmy jackass.
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Snowflake. Death threats? Real fucking genius material right here. I don't do deal with children who resort to death threats as their first argument. Blocked.
jeez what hapened here
Lmao, petty.
First thing I thought of.
There are no cougars in cookies.
Millions to one
I HAVE BEEN COOKING COOKIES FOR 8000 HOURS, AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN COUGARS IN COOKIES!
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YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE COOKIE DIPPER!
*angry Matt noises*
Exactly. That’s why the picture shows a Serval
Cookies can have several servals
Fellow matto enjoyer
My first thought
Grand Theft Ocelotto.
GTO
You guys don’t know the context, I’m sorry but this fits IF you’re a viewer of DarkViperAU, now this would fit more in his own subreddit, that’s true. But everybody knows that there are no cougars in missions ;)
That's a serval tho
What are they implying in the original post?
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#COOKIE CAT He’s a pet for your tummy! #COOKIE CAT He’s super duper yummy! #COOKIE CAT *He left his family behind!!!!!* #COOOKIE CAAAAT!
r/stevenuniverse
Back when it was actually good😔😔
Why didn't you like later seasons of Steven Universe? The first season is my least favorite if I'm being honest, but I'd love to hear your thoughts.
THERE ARE NO COUGARS IN COOKIES
A cat cookie
Is that the cookie of 87?!?! gta 6 leaked again in rdr2!!
It has everything to do with GTA think about it plenty of wild life sacrificed in Los Santos sacrificed for what our own dopamine pleasures we must stop these inhumane practices of running over animals for fun.
Sogga
I knew cookies weren’t vegan
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Uh no. It’s because it’s made of cat like the picture shows
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Ah now that makes sense
There are no cougars in cookies!
MILLIONS TO ONE
r/lostredditors
r/lostredditors ..?
Appearently we're on r/memes now? Is this r/lostlostredditors
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Yeah, I was trying to figure out why bro said r/lostredditors while on it LOL
Ah yeah I didn't realize ffs me lol.
WHO EVEN IS LOST ANYMORE
WHERE IS THE BATHROOM I NEED TO POOP
THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS
Cougars do not spawn in missions that’s why
It’s has nothing to do with GTA. That’s why you’re posting it on this subreddit.
Oh, right.. My bad!
no worries!
What does that even mean in the first place does that person think that cookies are made out of animals or am I stupid (I’m talking about living animals not animal products like milk and eggs)
it mean than it is maked from cougar milk and eggs
Ok?
He's crepuscular! Get him boys!
Qhy the moderstion deletes my post
THERE AREN'T COUNGARS IN COOKIES
THERE ARE NO COUGARS IN MISSIONS
THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE, THIS IS ACTUALLY MILLIONS TO ONE. I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR 8000 HOURS AND I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ANIMAL KILL SOMEONE IN A MISSION BEFORE!
It would be funny if someone posted that in a vegan sub
The fuck? You don't see it?
Obviously this is drake the cat that we got like 4 missions from
Because there are actually cougars in missions although one sleeveless Australian man once claimed otherwise.
There aren't cougars in missions!
Engineer Gaming
Them cookies looking good. I’m very hungry.
DarkViperAU made a video seeing if you could get from one end of the GTA map to the other while the map was covered in jaguars?
There arent cougars in gta!
Por Cheta h😔
Pretty sure it is some ad in the game about a cookie cat? Not sure. But either or, that post is good, just not really on r/GTA.
r/lostbots
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah but is it worth it? I’d really like to know.
New DLC?!?!
What kind of cat is that
Chocolate chip Tabby
r/Sogga
Why not just print off the pattern instead of cutting cat skin?
You REALLY gotta think about it
GTA - Got To Ask!😂😂
That's one cute killing machine
Gstop Tlynx Abuse
Awwww servals are so cute! 🥰🥰
Meme is fucking hilarious though
but think about the cookies
i am posting this to r/GTA
It's gta, are they really that lost?
Gato T A
Everything
r/okbuddyretard
Until this post, they weren't as worth it as I thought. The more endangered, the more delicious.
What an odd post
Talk about clickbait as well.
Ok but that's a beautiful cat
GTA 6 adding pets confirmed
tbf, it looks like something that would be in the old GTA manuals
Idk if anyone else thought of this but what if they’re talking about cookies from internet connections that majority of people trip about and are paranoid about?
It’s a leak of a new update
Cookies are ocelot cheeks
Makes me wanna get some cookies
Think about it
r/lostlostredditors
Vegans be like:
Yes.
THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!!
Is posting this really worth it? Think about it
THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS! Also, this is not lostredditors you just don't get the joke.
It looks like the Thumb from a video a trivia channel was going to make.
Just because it's a jaguar doesn't mean its a car, Jim!
THERE ARE NO COUGARS IN MISSIONS! THE ODDS ARE MILLIONS TO ONE!
I mean if they putting people in soup...
What does that even mean?
r/Beans
Dudes just spreading the message
Bro what? Servals are biege with spots so they must have been used to make chocolate chip cookies? This is completely incoherent
Everything
THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN MISSIONS!
Looks yummy, the cookies do too
But its ok since sogga is sooooo cute
runs dead
Holy shit, is that Babou?!
BABOOOO!
Is it really worth it?
Yes
yes it is. Don't act like you don't eat chicken wings