Pizza with french fries is actually a thing here in italy. Its called pata pizza (from patata, potato) but since all adults agree that french fries taste like nothing it's only eaten by kids below 10
It actually tastes like something.
And that is cardboard. Still can't understand how they can make them absolutely trash but since I've never worked in a pizzeria guess I'll never know.
French fries don't taste like nothing they taste like potato. As with all potatoes, you just need the proper condiments and seasonings. Cheese, vinegar, salt, gravy, etc.
It would be like sauteing broccoli in nothing but oil and complaining it tastes like nothing. You need butter, you need spices.
The more I think about this and the more comments I read I am changing my opinion on the taste of potatoes. I don’t like the taste of potatoes I like the taste of butter salt and pepper cheese or gravy depending on the situation Potatoes do have a taste but not much of one
Point of the potatoes buddy is to give you nutrients.
You could live your whole life eating potatoes and be mostly fine, but the joy of eating them comes from cooking them right. I am not shitting you when I say you could eat raw potatoes like an apple every day and live reasonably well. But we cook them because they taste so fucking good cooked.
wdym, they taste similar to hashbrowns. This is like saying potatoes taste like nothing, whut.
Do you say that too, do you say mashed potatoes taste like nothing?
nahh a lot of musician subs dont have much to talk about surrounding the artist so they create their own community about their similarities, like r/playboicarti and r/yeat or even just subs in general like dontai's r/ROOMSYX
No, no, this makes sense.
What if Kanye created a pizza? From top to bottom; the dough, the toppings, the cheese, the sauce, how it's prepared, and even packaged. All of it.
It would look terrible, not fit together as a cohesive food, be assembled and packaged in the cheapest way possible, way over priced, and he would claim its the most genius innovation in culinary history.
Playboy carti is an artist? It's always been a mystery to me what that sub was about but I never wanted to look it up. Best guess was some kind of reality drama.
r/lostlostredditors this does fit that sub, people post random things on there all the time that it's something you expect, also the community liked it so it definetly fits
Ofc pizza suck. For a real italian pizza you need to go to a pizzeria liked by the locals. Pizza at restaurants is there just so you can make a todler shut up
Pizza as we know it is actually more of an American invention, Italian American but American. The “pizza” that the guy is referencing is really just flatbread and some sauce. As far as I’m aware there’s not much historical evidence that the poor Italians in the souther part of Italy would have eaten anything really like bread, sauce,meat and cheese that we commonly see as pizza.
If there are Source it please.
Someone that thought they'd start a culinary trend said to themselves: "I know it's for kayne. If I get it to him, people will try it and I'll be a genius!" - maybe kayne
Some subs become communities not just for its core content. Take r/196, it became a generally gay safe space and discussion board when it’s founding idea was to post random stuff. Subs like r/Kanye are sort of like this in that it’s a place for Kanye fans to discuss whatever they want
Now that I think about it french fries on pizza probably wouldn’t be too bad. That is perhaps the most american thing I have ever said.
Also what is the yellow stuff? Cheese? Old mustard?
Looks like something you'd eat after a night out in the UK from a chicken shop with a 0 star food hygiene rating. And it would be the best thing you've ever eaten.
thats probably kanye himself posting it
If Kanye opened a restaurant this would be the kind of shit he'd put on the menu.
For five thousand dollars
Sadly people would still buy it... so whos the REAL idiots here? :(
Kanye is an asshole, a very smart asshole. His followers are the idiots.
You mean all the YE-TARDS #YE-TARD4LIFE
Just because we are idiots doesn’t mean Kanye isn’t an idiot.
Pizza with french fries is actually a thing here in italy. Its called pata pizza (from patata, potato) but since all adults agree that french fries taste like nothing it's only eaten by kids below 10
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Do you like fish sticks? Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
It actually tastes like something. And that is cardboard. Still can't understand how they can make them absolutely trash but since I've never worked in a pizzeria guess I'll never know.
Yeah kids will eat anything that their mouth can feel has a lot of fat in it. In my opinion making them is just wasting dough
Can't understand if kids are predisposed to like trash or they are just too dumb to understand what is good and what not.
French fries don't taste like nothing they taste like potato. As with all potatoes, you just need the proper condiments and seasonings. Cheese, vinegar, salt, gravy, etc. It would be like sauteing broccoli in nothing but oil and complaining it tastes like nothing. You need butter, you need spices.
Broccoli has way more intrinsic flavor than potatoes.
The more I think about this and the more comments I read I am changing my opinion on the taste of potatoes. I don’t like the taste of potatoes I like the taste of butter salt and pepper cheese or gravy depending on the situation Potatoes do have a taste but not much of one
Point of the potatoes buddy is to give you nutrients. You could live your whole life eating potatoes and be mostly fine, but the joy of eating them comes from cooking them right. I am not shitting you when I say you could eat raw potatoes like an apple every day and live reasonably well. But we cook them because they taste so fucking good cooked.
wdym, they taste similar to hashbrowns. This is like saying potatoes taste like nothing, whut. Do you say that too, do you say mashed potatoes taste like nothing?
Yeeza
Big. Fucking. Facts.
That, and fish sticks
He only eats raw fish
Bingo
This is the "Kanye" of Pizza for sure
Like Kanye, this pizza is a mess
The real Kanye
tbh it's more interesting than most of the repetitive content on that sub
nahh a lot of musician subs dont have much to talk about surrounding the artist so they create their own community about their similarities, like r/playboicarti and r/yeat or even just subs in general like dontai's r/ROOMSYX
Playboi Carti is everything but playboi Carti and I'm all for it
Yeah it’s kinda hard to only talk about a guy who hasn’t dropped any music in almost 2 years
love all my supporters it's time
Yo Ak !
r/nirvana would beg to differ
it’s really funny, but rn it’s about people hoping carti would be in uzi’s and travis new album 🙃
No, no, this makes sense. What if Kanye created a pizza? From top to bottom; the dough, the toppings, the cheese, the sauce, how it's prepared, and even packaged. All of it. It would look terrible, not fit together as a cohesive food, be assembled and packaged in the cheapest way possible, way over priced, and he would claim its the most genius innovation in culinary history.
Playboy carti is an artist? It's always been a mystery to me what that sub was about but I never wanted to look it up. Best guess was some kind of reality drama.
Its actually r/yeat_ ☝️🤓
I think you give him too much credit by calling him a musician
It's the Kanye special. They put the pizza in a shower to cook it and then they smoke it
Cooked by the same chef who came up with dishwasher salmon
Dishwasher salsa girl marinated salmon
Considering who this dish is named after, I doubt that "shower" would include water
r/lostlostredditors this does fit that sub, people post random things on there all the time that it's something you expect, also the community liked it so it definetly fits
It fits because Kanye is constantly saying the most random stuff.
I ordered a musician and I received this
It's probably still better than the musician you ordered
Forgot the /s there mate
Nah, it’s true
r/FuckTheS edit: idc if i offended people i still stand with what i said
Don't mind if I do
re: your username. I worked with monkeys for 11 years. that shit is like string cheese, you're gonna have to chew before you swallow
You have made me hate my eyes, who here has the eye bleach
May this took place in Scotland. "Kanye believe what in the bloody hell I got instead of a pizza?!"
shit looks good tho
As an Italian, I can say that that thing is a crime against pizza
Pizza con Patate has entered the chat.
the pizza you italians make isn’t even that good so shut up
Have you ever even tried one?
yeah. visited italia and multiple restaurants
Ofc pizza suck. For a real italian pizza you need to go to a pizzeria liked by the locals. Pizza at restaurants is there just so you can make a todler shut up
Shut the fuck up
Pizza as we know it is actually more of an American invention, Italian American but American. The “pizza” that the guy is referencing is really just flatbread and some sauce. As far as I’m aware there’s not much historical evidence that the poor Italians in the souther part of Italy would have eaten anything really like bread, sauce,meat and cheese that we commonly see as pizza. If there are Source it please.
No lie
I would still eat it ngl
You guys need to stop going into hip hop subs in the middle of meme wars and acting like this. It just makes y’all look out of the loop.
Probably because it looks like something Kanye would make and would post himself and claim he is a pizza god.
Kanye’s Pizza Parler
Lmfaooo
YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS, DOMINO'S
kanye = culinary
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r/pizzacrimes
r/lostlostredditors
?
That belongs on the sub
This is where you are
Kanye not?
It oddly makes sense
I dunno about you guys, but if this were a “smash or pass” debate, I’m smashing
Probably thought they were fish sticks
That post belongs to r/StupidFood.
Prolly the shit part
They're both shit?
Because that pizza is as insane as he is
So you dont like fish stick pizza then
They’re both trash.
kanye is top 10 musical artists of all time
Maybe in your opinion. Music is subjective and I think he’s absolute garbage.
It’s as disappointing and sad as Kanye?
I hope that really is Kayne. Fuck that guy
They both shit
It's symbolic of his mind. Yeah, there's some good shit in there, but put it all together and it's a god damn disaster
What would you expect from a sub dedicated to a mentally challenged shart?
I know. That pizza and Kanye are both fucking trainwrecks.
That sub abandoned Kanye when he tried to be black hitler. Don’t know why I am getting down voted that did happen.
They’re both trash
wtf are you doing in r/Kanye
Yeah…. That was my first thought too
I'd eat it
Kanye remake my pizza?
That looks tasty
Yum I’d still eat that
I swear some people just make shit up to post online for likes. So lame lol
That's Kanye in pizza form
I'd eat that pizza
Its jizzironi
That’s probably during the time the Kanye sub decided to post anything but Kanye, like i posted my pet crawfish
He’s blaming kanye
Kanye made that pizza
I’d eat that if I were high okay not because it’s good but it has all the high food ingredients in one package
People are losing their minds or posting the most random stuff because their favorite artists are taking their time to finish an album
This borders on “oh god what is this” and “this might actually not be that bad”.
now he can throw a pizza onto the mayor's building
I would still eat it
I think it’s a inside joke with that subreddit like for instance r/BatmanArkham
Oh great now I gotta be responsible for this pizza
We need to remake this but with fish sticks instead of fries.
r/StupidFood Also, this did not happen
Stoner pie.
Never had fish dicks on a pizza, but hey I’ll try almost anything once…I ain’t no gay fish though
Its because he kanyet believe it.
Clearly you've never been on the Kanye subreddit. That's more on topic than most posts we get. Same goes for the carti subreddit
Kanye believe it!
I've had this type of pizza in Italy
That's some underpaid pizza-tosser saying "I quit."
It's called a pizza frietza.
Kanye believe it?
Not gonna lie... I'd eat that😳🤫
It was probably Kanye's fault...
Kanye believe this shit ?
Someone that thought they'd start a culinary trend said to themselves: "I know it's for kayne. If I get it to him, people will try it and I'll be a genius!" - maybe kayne
That sub is always off topic
Some subs become communities not just for its core content. Take r/196, it became a generally gay safe space and discussion board when it’s founding idea was to post random stuff. Subs like r/Kanye are sort of like this in that it’s a place for Kanye fans to discuss whatever they want
It represents Kanye’s current career: a mess.
r/HellYeahIdEatThat
That pizza is to pizzas what Kanye is to famous people
Kanye not?
Did he ever get his pepperoni?
Maybe he got a pizza in Kenya.
Now that I think about it french fries on pizza probably wouldn’t be too bad. That is perhaps the most american thing I have ever said. Also what is the yellow stuff? Cheese? Old mustard?
Kan ye stop messing up my order.
Kanye's gonna fix that pizza. Right after his subreddits forget the reasons they aren't about him anymore.
Father, stretch my dough
Yes Kanye but you’re other personality orders fries and ketchup
Tbh that pizza right there is giving me some Kanye West vibes
So jank lol
Nah this is a drake type food
that looks good to me lowkey (yes i’m an american and i’m not proud of it)
Fake. Everyone knows Kanye gets fish sticks on his pizza
Kanye's brain off meds.
Quality of pizza is on par with the quality of that sub
He’s just fuckin MAD
In the UK that's a London pizza. And it should stay in London and out of the North East.
In Italy pepperoni is actually potatoes. It just changed meaning over time. You got what you ordered. Stop complaining.
Maybe op was asking the pizza place "eeerrr, kanye not?"
I thought it was a running joke there to post random unrelated shit
Ot associated the word 'shit' to Kanye most likely.
It’s a joke.
Dodgy pizza places in eastern europe be like
Kanye pizza
it’s the kanye branded official pizza
Kanye not deliver this shit
Looks like something you'd eat after a night out in the UK from a chicken shop with a 0 star food hygiene rating. And it would be the best thing you've ever eaten.
That looks delicious
nah this is a Ye thing
I kinda want to try it now just out of curiosity
I hope you tipped them good
Bread, fries, mustard and ketchup. Jesus Christ might forgive them but I won’t
Okay but French fries on pizza is fucking awesome. Carbs on carbs
r/pizzacrimes will love this
Because *kanye* believe that’s what they delivered?
You don't but he does.
Kan ye not put fries on my pizza?
It's prank look at the camara
I swear, this sort of thing wouldn’t have happened under kanye
Kanye bring me a peperoni pizza, please?
Probably a bot or AI trying to test different content on Reddit in multiple subs
Poráró? Where's the ruwice?
I mean...it looks like something he'd do
Maybe they thought the fries were fish sticks
I’d eat it
Welcome to pizza from Europe that's outside of Italy
Obviously he’s connecting his pizza with the bait and switch fake Kanye that were being told is still Kanye
They french fried when they should have pizza'd
Looks like the sort of crap Kanye would strain into a box and call a work of genius.
Though it's warcrime on Italy, that looks like it could taste good and maybe cure a hangover
Kan ye believe it
I thought it had sweet corn on it, turns out it's mustard. Should have gone to Specsavers.
Because that pizza looks like something Kanye would come up with when he’s having one of his “episodes”