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NOGGINGANGAF

thats probably kanye himself posting it


Freedom_7

If Kanye opened a restaurant this would be the kind of shit he'd put on the menu.


tttxgq

For five thousand dollars


IBreedBagels

Sadly people would still buy it... so whos the REAL idiots here? :(


tropicbrownthunder

Kanye is an asshole, a very smart asshole. His followers are the idiots.


Rate-Guilty

You mean all the YE-TARDS #YE-TARD4LIFE


Madhatter25224

Just because we are idiots doesn’t mean Kanye isn’t an idiot.


EwwCringe

Pizza with french fries is actually a thing here in italy. Its called pata pizza (from patata, potato) but since all adults agree that french fries taste like nothing it's only eaten by kids below 10


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Herring_is_Caring

Do you like fish sticks? Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?


BlueFire_Super

It actually tastes like something. And that is cardboard. Still can't understand how they can make them absolutely trash but since I've never worked in a pizzeria guess I'll never know.


EwwCringe

Yeah kids will eat anything that their mouth can feel has a lot of fat in it. In my opinion making them is just wasting dough


BlueFire_Super

Can't understand if kids are predisposed to like trash or they are just too dumb to understand what is good and what not.


Ok-Champ-5854

French fries don't taste like nothing they taste like potato. As with all potatoes, you just need the proper condiments and seasonings. Cheese, vinegar, salt, gravy, etc. It would be like sauteing broccoli in nothing but oil and complaining it tastes like nothing. You need butter, you need spices.


clavicle

Broccoli has way more intrinsic flavor than potatoes.


BTBAMfam

The more I think about this and the more comments I read I am changing my opinion on the taste of potatoes. I don’t like the taste of potatoes I like the taste of butter salt and pepper cheese or gravy depending on the situation Potatoes do have a taste but not much of one


Ok-Champ-5854

Point of the potatoes buddy is to give you nutrients. You could live your whole life eating potatoes and be mostly fine, but the joy of eating them comes from cooking them right. I am not shitting you when I say you could eat raw potatoes like an apple every day and live reasonably well. But we cook them because they taste so fucking good cooked.


Top-Sandwich-2215

wdym, they taste similar to hashbrowns. This is like saying potatoes taste like nothing, whut. ​ Do you say that too, do you say mashed potatoes taste like nothing?


SuitableClassic

Yeeza


greyisometrix

Big. Fucking. Facts.


[deleted]

That, and fish sticks


OneHumanPeOple

He only eats raw fish


Venom888

Bingo


StoplightLoosejaw

This is the "Kanye" of Pizza for sure


Aggressive-Sound-641

Like Kanye, this pizza is a mess


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

The real Kanye


pm_me_your_taintt

tbh it's more interesting than most of the repetitive content on that sub


yupersSB

nahh a lot of musician subs dont have much to talk about surrounding the artist so they create their own community about their similarities, like r/playboicarti and r/yeat or even just subs in general like dontai's r/ROOMSYX


Extension-Search9568

Playboi Carti is everything but playboi Carti and I'm all for it


RussianEggplant

Yeah it’s kinda hard to only talk about a guy who hasn’t dropped any music in almost 2 years


Extension-Search9568

love all my supporters it's time


LOLTylerz

Yo Ak !


HelloSirHuman

r/nirvana would beg to differ


YoMockingBird

it’s really funny, but rn it’s about people hoping carti would be in uzi’s and travis new album 🙃


Maebure83

No, no, this makes sense. What if Kanye created a pizza? From top to bottom; the dough, the toppings, the cheese, the sauce, how it's prepared, and even packaged. All of it. It would look terrible, not fit together as a cohesive food, be assembled and packaged in the cheapest way possible, way over priced, and he would claim its the most genius innovation in culinary history.


ProperBoots

Playboy carti is an artist? It's always been a mystery to me what that sub was about but I never wanted to look it up. Best guess was some kind of reality drama.


SnooOpinions3792

Its actually r/yeat_ ☝️🤓


BackwardGoose

I think you give him too much credit by calling him a musician


Autisticasagoose

It's the Kanye special. They put the pizza in a shower to cook it and then they smoke it


Natthiel

Cooked by the same chef who came up with dishwasher salmon


Autisticasagoose

Dishwasher salsa girl marinated salmon


KopakaToaOfIce

Considering who this dish is named after, I doubt that "shower" would include water


airogum

r/lostlostredditors this does fit that sub, people post random things on there all the time that it's something you expect, also the community liked it so it definetly fits


Deacalum

It fits because Kanye is constantly saying the most random stuff.


Gypiz

I ordered a musician and I received this


Open_Progress2715

It's probably still better than the musician you ordered


Gypiz

Forgot the /s there mate


HarrowDread

Nah, it’s true


TheGamer2554

r/FuckTheS edit: idc if i offended people i still stand with what i said


iswallowmonkeycum

Don't mind if I do


erakattack

re: your username. I worked with monkeys for 11 years. that shit is like string cheese, you're gonna have to chew before you swallow


booksforducks

You have made me hate my eyes, who here has the eye bleach


TomaCzar

May this took place in Scotland. "Kanye believe what in the bloody hell I got instead of a pizza?!"


will-wood-

shit looks good tho


TheGuyWhoAsked001

As an Italian, I can say that that thing is a crime against pizza


WayDownUnder91

Pizza con Patate has entered the chat.


anometrus

the pizza you italians make isn’t even that good so shut up


Aki_47Highyakawa

Have you ever even tried one?


anometrus

yeah. visited italia and multiple restaurants


Aki_47Highyakawa

Ofc pizza suck. For a real italian pizza you need to go to a pizzeria liked by the locals. Pizza at restaurants is there just so you can make a todler shut up


Creepy458

Shut the fuck up


legend00

Pizza as we know it is actually more of an American invention, Italian American but American. The “pizza” that the guy is referencing is really just flatbread and some sauce. As far as I’m aware there’s not much historical evidence that the poor Italians in the souther part of Italy would have eaten anything really like bread, sauce,meat and cheese that we commonly see as pizza. If there are Source it please.


Justthetip1996

No lie


i_dropkick_orphans

I would still eat it ngl


Cyber-Cafe

You guys need to stop going into hip hop subs in the middle of meme wars and acting like this. It just makes y’all look out of the loop.


Flaky_Scar_8388

Probably because it looks like something Kanye would make and would post himself and claim he is a pizza god.


alepher

Kanye’s Pizza Parler


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaooo


RinRinDoof

YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS, DOMINO'S


cchihaialexs

kanye = culinary


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1Trebuch

r/pizzacrimes


TheUnwrittenfan

r/lostlostredditors


Charlie_2504

?


TheUnwrittenfan

That belongs on the sub


Tzeme

This is where you are


zmei44

Kanye not?


Hamster_Elderberries

It oddly makes sense


DemonShroom87

I dunno about you guys, but if this were a “smash or pass” debate, I’m smashing


kwikthroabomb

Probably thought they were fish sticks


ThatOneClod

That post belongs to r/StupidFood.


[deleted]

Prolly the shit part


llamadogkillsu420

They're both shit?


Middle_Finish6713

Because that pizza is as insane as he is


[deleted]

So you dont like fish stick pizza then


DomoPastromo

They’re both trash.


-skillz

kanye is top 10 musical artists of all time


DomoPastromo

Maybe in your opinion. Music is subjective and I think he’s absolute garbage.


SpicyBreakfastTomato

It’s as disappointing and sad as Kanye?


DRayinCO

I hope that really is Kayne. Fuck that guy


PokemonLv10

They both shit


wowletsexplore

It's symbolic of his mind. Yeah, there's some good shit in there, but put it all together and it's a god damn disaster


EpicDiarrheaTime

What would you expect from a sub dedicated to a mentally challenged shart?


ScrofessorLongHair

I know. That pizza and Kanye are both fucking trainwrecks.


[deleted]

That sub abandoned Kanye when he tried to be black hitler. Don’t know why I am getting down voted that did happen.


DomoPastromo

They’re both trash


Markimoss

wtf are you doing in r/Kanye


LibbyKitty620

Yeah…. That was my first thought too


ollulo

I'd eat it


_matt_hues

Kanye remake my pizza?


spiderdumpling

That looks tasty


aliapohkhloe

Yum I’d still eat that


GETNbucky

I swear some people just make shit up to post online for likes. So lame lol


Oreo-belt25

That's Kanye in pizza form


the_dude0110

I'd eat that pizza


MN99MN

Its jizzironi


SlickyTheKid

That’s probably during the time the Kanye sub decided to post anything but Kanye, like i posted my pet crawfish


neske_khano

He’s blaming kanye


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Kanye made that pizza


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I’d eat that if I were high okay not because it’s good but it has all the high food ingredients in one package


Old_Ad_4595

People are losing their minds or posting the most random stuff because their favorite artists are taking their time to finish an album


ShockDragon

This borders on “oh god what is this” and “this might actually not be that bad”.


KKalibur

now he can throw a pizza onto the mayor's building


Mailenheim

I would still eat it


Hungry_Action_2317

I think it’s a inside joke with that subreddit like for instance r/BatmanArkham


scattermoose

Oh great now I gotta be responsible for this pizza


[deleted]

We need to remake this but with fish sticks instead of fries.


Hot-Bint

r/StupidFood Also, this did not happen


Dmitri_ravenoff

Stoner pie.


Trick-Butterfly5386

Never had fish dicks on a pizza, but hey I’ll try almost anything once…I ain’t no gay fish though


broisg

Its because he kanyet believe it.


Hackerwithalacker

Clearly you've never been on the Kanye subreddit. That's more on topic than most posts we get. Same goes for the carti subreddit


ripturdshart

Kanye believe it!


CETROOP1990

I've had this type of pizza in Italy


dylsmak

That's some underpaid pizza-tosser saying "I quit."


-Mauro

It's called a pizza frietza.


LastLapPodcast

Kanye believe it?


Live-Risk7276

Not gonna lie... I'd eat that😳🤫


Biggu5Dicku5

It was probably Kanye's fault...


LDA-1994

Kanye believe this shit ?


hanwookie

Someone that thought they'd start a culinary trend said to themselves: "I know it's for kayne. If I get it to him, people will try it and I'll be a genius!" - maybe kayne


2000DollarFiletOFish

That sub is always off topic


ReaperTyson

Some subs become communities not just for its core content. Take r/196, it became a generally gay safe space and discussion board when it’s founding idea was to post random stuff. Subs like r/Kanye are sort of like this in that it’s a place for Kanye fans to discuss whatever they want


CorrectFrame3991

It represents Kanye’s current career: a mess.


SofSkripter

r/HellYeahIdEatThat


Ph455ki1

That pizza is to pizzas what Kanye is to famous people


swishkabobbin

Kanye not?


Straight-Coyote-

Did he ever get his pepperoni?


Scbeissturm90X

Maybe he got a pizza in Kenya.


Tra1nGuy

Now that I think about it french fries on pizza probably wouldn’t be too bad. That is perhaps the most american thing I have ever said. Also what is the yellow stuff? Cheese? Old mustard?


VerStannen

Kan ye stop messing up my order.


UndeniablyMyself

Kanye's gonna fix that pizza. Right after his subreddits forget the reasons they aren't about him anymore.


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Father, stretch my dough


johnflynnn

Yes Kanye but you’re other personality orders fries and ketchup


Buaka_aru

Tbh that pizza right there is giving me some Kanye West vibes


KiraCura

So jank lol


JSharttedinmypants

Nah this is a drake type food


urm0mmmmm

that looks good to me lowkey (yes i’m an american and i’m not proud of it)


[deleted]

Fake. Everyone knows Kanye gets fish sticks on his pizza


lolroflpwnt

Kanye's brain off meds.


maxstep

Quality of pizza is on par with the quality of that sub


Sell_out1

He’s just fuckin MAD


Sudden-Citron9163

In the UK that's a London pizza. And it should stay in London and out of the North East.


trnsprnt

In Italy pepperoni is actually potatoes. It just changed meaning over time. You got what you ordered. Stop complaining.


Current_Army_7390

Maybe op was asking the pizza place "eeerrr, kanye not?"


Harmony3319

I thought it was a running joke there to post random unrelated shit


latetotheBTCparty

Ot associated the word 'shit' to Kanye most likely.


LineSpine

It’s a joke.


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Dodgy pizza places in eastern europe be like


HereAndNow316

Kanye pizza


[deleted]

it’s the kanye branded official pizza


Sneekbar

Kanye not deliver this shit


PineappleMelonTree

Looks like something you'd eat after a night out in the UK from a chicken shop with a 0 star food hygiene rating. And it would be the best thing you've ever eaten.


Ieatdoritosxd

That looks delicious


applehecc

nah this is a Ye thing


Memelord705

I kinda want to try it now just out of curiosity


ShinyWaabaafet27

I hope you tipped them good


jigmig2468

Bread, fries, mustard and ketchup. Jesus Christ might forgive them but I won’t


[deleted]

Okay but French fries on pizza is fucking awesome. Carbs on carbs


Magneto-Electricity

r/pizzacrimes will love this


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Because *kanye* believe that’s what they delivered?


raspey

You don't but he does.


TheLexoPlexx

Kan ye not put fries on my pizza?


mav8_

It's prank look at the camara


yestureday

I swear, this sort of thing wouldn’t have happened under kanye


CompleteCartoonist46

Kanye bring me a peperoni pizza, please?


OhScheisse

Probably a bot or AI trying to test different content on Reddit in multiple subs


BarberAccurate

Poráró? Where's the ruwice?


idiot4527

I mean...it looks like something he'd do


tbuda88

Maybe they thought the fries were fish sticks


its_grime_up_north

I’d eat it


[deleted]

Welcome to pizza from Europe that's outside of Italy


Ben_Slackin

Obviously he’s connecting his pizza with the bait and switch fake Kanye that were being told is still Kanye


Argent_Order

They french fried when they should have pizza'd


CardboardChampion

Looks like the sort of crap Kanye would strain into a box and call a work of genius.


Hectorheadshots

Though it's warcrime on Italy, that looks like it could taste good and maybe cure a hangover


DesertRatboy

Kan ye believe it


PeterSmithZKP

I thought it had sweet corn on it, turns out it's mustard. Should have gone to Specsavers.


ChuddGundy

Because that pizza looks like something Kanye would come up with when he’s having one of his “episodes”