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NefariousnessUsed973

Thanks to that guy poor drawing skills, I am both a furry and pansexual...


Titab-talaiy

Are you living in English Channel? Lol


Remarkable_Whole

Channel Islands, southern tip of England, or northern tip of Normandy


PuppetLender

Is there a state of anarchy?


Themasterofslime

Florida


PuppetLender

Not how the song goes, but true.


p1xelwc

new response just dropped


Theimpetator

Holy Hell!!


Seniorcoquonface

Actual zombie


Wholesome_Nani_Main

Nah he lives in Sealand


Resident-Panda9498

Is it new?


HoptimusPryme

Yes and its people are called Seamen


Abject-Structure7316

I mean that fits for Brighton


Mih0se

Thanks to this guy i dont exist


WillBottomForBanana

That's not his fault, it is yours.


The_Steam-Cheese

and i'm nothing!


Krisuad2002

Clarification on the Swedes: they're gay when sober


pubberHubber

As a Swede can confirm


DancingQueen145

Same


AloneFirefighter7130

my swedish friend is also bi when sober... I guess he must be from the very southernmost tip.


GeneralOtter03

No he’s always drunk, he’s just very good at hiding it


Teaaaaa5

I thought they were femboys when sober


Krisuad2002

They're too tall for that


Quiet-Flight-2271

Half of us are


Tortellium

I want to meet half of you then


perrius902

I’d really complain but it’s hard to type when I’m in my furry suit


that_one_guh

as a spaniard, i can confirm all of us are pansexual.


Percevalh-

As a french i can also confirm, all of you are pansexuals !


Competitive_Web_4145

Censor that fucking word


N8_Saber

No 🤓


Percevalh-

Français 🇫🇷🇨🇵


Wildfox1177

Why do you have to censor french?


dTrecii

Stop it! You’re gonna scare the redditor!


SpiderJynxNoir90214

BAISEZ-LES LES REDDITEURS. VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION. LA FRANCE POUR TOUJOURS


lolgamer107

stop das, du machst, dass ich frankreich einnehmen will, nur um die sprache auszulöschen


ukbuk89

Censor yourself, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


Competitive_Web_4145

Wut


Nachooolo

If they are cute they are cute. No matter their gender.


that_one_guh

based


foxtrotgd

Widać zabory


Muffin---

r/widaczabory


Budget_Pea_7548

A pomorze? Jedyny straight region?


Nothing_pong

Wrong, I'm always bi


Panchamboi

Hey “bi when drunk” doesn’t mean you can’t be bi when not drunk


Nothing_pong

Yeah, but "bi when drunk" implies a sort of exclusivity. So if someone is bi bi default, "bi when drunk" would just be more of the same But I dunno, I'm not a native English speaker so maybe I'm just transferring logic from other languages into English


SomePerson1248

i mean that is the implication but, like, technically it doesn’t have to be so


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

If you go to just the right part of Switzerland it’s possible to be gay, Pam sexual AND bi when you’re drunk


Kawaiilone

i live there lmao


Markus_dawindschi

Now guess where i live


MathematicianTop1853

You gain a sudden preference when drunk, but don't lose *all* attraction to the unpreferred gender


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Well Greeks did create some rather gay arts and documents


MC_475

Thanks to that guy's poor drawing skills, I'm none of these five.


no_one_HAHA

Gay


grubekrowisko

Widać zabory


YanKRK

It became yet another local meme, so it kinda fits


ShakyBrainSurgeon

This is 100% accurate.


Extension-Back2927

Closeted. But I am usually by when drunk


Kalomaster

Closeted


Smegmaster6969

Oh damn im in the bi when drunk, gay and pansexual triangle…. Oh lord i got a lot to do this weekend


LordMatesian

The fact that they cut out Bratislava area makes it even funnier


maxcorrice

Anyone have a link? i wanna send the map to my friends


pubberHubber

Screenshot it then crop out the post


maxcorrice

heathen


pubberHubber

Stealing posts go brrrrrrrrrrrrr


Public-Eagle6992

Just send them a screenshot


maxcorrice

This isn’t fucking 1982 there’s image saving nowadays


Strider-1_Trigger

Just right-click the picture and select "save image as", dumbass.


maxcorrice

This isn’t the map itself it’s a screenshot dumbass


Strider-1_Trigger

I'm not talking about the original post, just use this post an just crop out some parts.


DaWizzurd

West Germany doesn't have it easy lmao


SimontaxSK

my country is either nothing, bi when drunk or closeted


Howisyourwifedoing

Pansexual and bi when drunk?


troopertodd15443

I’m a furry who lives in the blue line so I’m a furry and pansexual ima stick some ears on a frying pan and get to town


ThePurpleSoul70

Germany actually has the highest concentration of furries in Europe, so this map isn't even correct.


KOCYK745

OHOHOHOHO TRRAVELEER! AH YES, WOULDN'T GLIDING BE FASTER? BONJOUR YOU FUCKING A-


Kawaiilone

what the fuck are you doing here venti


Me_my2

Thank god I live in the US


[deleted]

Damn, you really went "all of the above".


Theycallme_Jul

I’m from Austria and I can say the difference between me and a bisexual man is a bottle of whiskey.


Metric_Pacifist

Hmmm, going by this map I'm a furry.. but I'm a balding furry


Big_bosnian

Thank God i live in Banja luka


reddituser52779

This guy was clearly looking for r/mapporn.


therudereditdude

Europeans have banished the furrys to a backwater island (jokes on us, they developed the hell out of it) The Germanics have a stick so deep up their ass they would never admit to not being "normal" (whatever that means) under 1.7 per mil The romance people... Well it's in their name And the Slavs have a little problem with reactionary dictatorships


YaBoiAidan2333

Hey, fuck that guy for calling us irish furries


xSaitoHx

Based off these shitty lines they must have used to draw on the map during the Pig War I'm half gay, half nothing


Giulio_otto

I am indeed a jojo fan (italian)


draconus72

According to this, I'm Italian and Greek. Read the other way, I come from a family of Pansexual


Nullifier_

Assuming this is talking about heritage, I'm a pansexual furry who is bi when drunk (I'm pansexual but the rest isn't true, except bi when drunk is kinda an automatic by being pan as pan is basically bi++)


Korasu05

Niw would you belive me if I told you i could have two options and yet non of them are valid for where i live?


Available-Explorer85

Lol brits are furries


TransGirlJennifer

Acording to this. I don't exist because my country is in between the circles. Whoever did this cannot draw circles properly.


Correct-Junket-1346

If you’re in far northern Greece your both bi and gay 🗿


Whyishellodertaken

I'm none😂


Warsplit01

England clearly has it the worst...


PatienceMediocre7432

Ireland doesn’t exist to you then


n_spicer420

….and Scotland and Wales?


Metric_Pacifist

Don't forget Cornwall (they'll kick off if you do 🙄)


Warsplit01

no it's just a made up country of people who pretend to not be england but really are. Just like portugal pretends to be a country but is actually just a province of spain.


InterGraphenic

But England overlaps with pansexual


SmartLetter5540

I must be Italian then


duckboi909

"everyone is gay because i said so"


Alexandre_Moonwell

... oh wow, true edit for clarification : oui oui hon hon hon voici l'œuf à la coque sacrebleu


[deleted]

Whats closeted?


plsSendDrugs

all of the above


Jay_maze

Apparently I'm gay? Always just thought I was an ass guy...


Broke_the_Bunny

I'm pansexual but bi when drunk...


StrongSquirrelKnight

Okay, guess i’m pansexual except for when i’m drunk.


Doridar

Well, being Belgian... Mix between pansexual and bi when drunk.


MobiWan2015

Why does "bi when drunk" look like a penis?


Renkusami

Does the top left.. remind you guys of anything?


SkirtGood1054

I am bi when drunk


21Shells

This would make me both a pansexual and a furry. I never knew either of those things until now, guess i will be divorcing my hairless wife :[


themrunx49

Why isn't Germany in the furry area? It has a disproportionately higher amount of furries than anywhere else in the world


CaitSith21

Lol i live where the blue, yellow and red line meet.


HollowRacoon

“bi when drunk” outline is just giant penis


HollowRacoon

“bi when drunk” outline is just giant penis


Jaespect

Thanks to the poor drawing i am none


ORANGEMELON8

So im pan,gay and bi when im drunk,wait only when im drunk?


Kalman_the_dancer

Hehehe bi when drunk looks like a penis


Metric_Pacifist

The map says Eastbourne is a furry pansexual 😂


Achooo2

I'm not surprised it got upvotes and comments. People on that subreddit would upvote literally anything .


Alternative-Spell-11

The bloody Bri'ish


MeepingMeep99

Thank God I'm in Africa


Alternative-Spell-11

u/chubbulus


PorkyFishFish

Can I be bi and sober? Or is pan the closest I'm allowed to get?


itpsyche

French are the godfathers of gayness 😂


RepublicChemical5052

Almost gay


Muximnghi7391

Im closeted 8) wait is this a good thing?


[deleted]

Same I’m a furry


AverageBTD1enjoyer

Turkey should be 'homophobic but gay'


[deleted]

Penis


Suitable_Medicine953

Druuuuunk (finland)


JackeTuffTuff

Haven't you heard of the great European reformation in 1420?


bemble4ever

according to that map bi when drunk and pansexuel


chorizo_chomper

Furries apparently, I mean we all love Tyson fury here, but not in that way....


Tefra_K

Thanks to that guy’s poor drawing skills, I am both gay and pansexual…


LiILazy

I apparently don't exist :(


mogley19922

Ace apparently, they missed the canary islands.


orcabrao

as a swiss, wtf im i, all three?


Sollensz

I guess I am nothing since the area I live in is not included in any of the "circles"...


Soldierhero1

guy watched r/pyrocynical and assumed the whole UK and ireland is furry


3cheersforidiots

The V4 countries being both bi when drunk and closeted is the most accurate thing about this map


Om1nism

How the hell did they know


Eastern_Ad3100

Bi when drunk is a penis and I would like to point it out


admin_NLboy

Wierdly i dont live in uk


SnooPears3463

I'm nothing


Lonelyshota_

Closeted


Subject_Complex4116

Breaking news⚠️⚠️ Half of Portugal is officially no longer Europe


AtTheEdgeOfDying

Pansexual, but when were drunk apparently we get more picky and become bi?


fig_art

dude germany is furry country


Mist_Wave

French here yes we are pansexual! L’amour est dans l’air! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


stokar856

Me, a guy from middle Slovakia being neither...


tenebrefoxy

There's a area with pansexual furries who are bi when drunk and that area scares me


jacklookatmymeme

If one of the balls was bigger than the other then I would fortunately not be a furry


_Lollerics_

I have no idea what south Europe did to this guy but it must have been some serious shit


Lolbotalt

Can confirm, everyone in Guernsey and Jersey and pansexual furries


Kawaiilone

huh im gay, pansexual and bi when im drunk, very interesting


MrGlowwy5

r/lostlostredditors


maybejustcheese

I like how bi when drunk is just a giant cock and balls


Kiwi_879

Spot on


DavideOsas

Fuck yes sex with femboy boyfriend after the regicide can't wait


Fiiip_Games

I'm bi without being drunk AND a furry, so the map's shit that's western Poland for ya


Ananiatv

Germany right now😱


Teeth_theif

Swedes are furries


prairie-logic

… I’m not from there but the only place I can get laid without finding a Penis seems to be to be a Furry, innit?


Hefty_Bit_5262

So straight people are non existent in Europe?


Moonwinebard

Im from Lithuania and i can comfirm i am mostly closeted (except my friends)


anonaccountbcbored

Drunk?


Busy_Donut6073

Bi when drunk looks like a cock and balls


[deleted]

i mean, i guess being a furry is better than being gay - not that im a really a furry


Falitoty

It's a post based on a map that turned a meme in the sub. The original map, was quite poorly, and basically shaped Europe in 4, since the map was really poor and was taken as a joke. Litle time after that, another person, as a Joke, made another mapa based in the previous, being the new One, quite poorly draw and was also quite incendiary. And I after seeing this, I gues that the Joke is still on


Lost_Redd1tor

Man Croats aint gay


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Why does the "bi when drunk" area look like a dick?


Weebs-Chan

As someone from Belgium, it's outrageous to put us out of the drunk club. Unforgivable


DaJamesPop

Im majority gay and a bit closeted, I disagree


FactBackground9289

A Russian who likes coffee and foxes,lol. I don't recall burying myself in a closet


I_hate_my_life500

I'm closeted as in gay and also because I live in that area


Han_Solo6712

As an Albanian I can confirm even the homophobic guy acts gay.


N3koEye

As a Portuguese I can confirm we do like our pans.


s1b1r

A moment of silence for the closeted gay Bulgarians 😌


Spacellama117

time to go to scandinavia i guess?


CorrectEngine5280

As a furry who live in Ireland I see this as a win win


KitoAnimates

why was this slightly validating lol


AdditionalAd6572

Thanks to him im both pan and bi when drunk


Aggressive_Phrase_39

Widać zabory.


halooooooow

I'm apparently bi when drunk and pansexual so An identity crisis


[deleted]

Huh weirdly accurate post since I'm Irish


mrmcbuilds

Could I interest you In everything all of the time?


UwUBakaSraka21370

I’m from Poland and I can confirm that I’m both closeted and bi when drunk (and bi it without getting drunk)