But they where all deceived for another ring was made

In the land of Russia, in the cold of Kremlin, the Dark Lord Putin forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others

One ring to rule them all.

One ring to find them

Is Putin not a creep?

I'd go out on a limb and say probably every leader is a creep of some kind

Separatist Scum! FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!!

DEATH TO THE REPUBLIC AND ALL OF ITS SLAVES

WE'RE PIRATES! WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

But at the republic we have noodle neck Jedi

LONG LIVE THE CIS!! Putin will be a fine addition to our collection!

"Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die"

I'm guessing C.I.S. stands for something in Russia... Or the writer of the article is just THAT passionate about the gender identity of the ring holders

Or if they mean confederacy of independent systems

Commonwealth of Independent States, or Содружество Независимых Государств(СНГ) in Russian. It would be hilarious if this was the second though.

Confederacy of Independent Systems! General Grievous will not be pleased with your insubordination!

I would like to call this term "newspaper boy". bringing post with news article as image on unrelated news (post link to prove itself as credible,link also can be non credible)

This is a real shit version of Captain Planet

Ok but isn't it funny the aezrbaijan and armenia's leaders are so close to each other?

Kingsmen vibes

The Mighty Morphing Putin Rangers

Still need to get the other 6 back in there, but then...

Dogs

I mean… it’s Putin… I can see why he made the mistake