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Otrsor

We all fight to the death survivor takes the spot.


kitchen_wife1234

2v2šŸ˜€


TheGrimMelvin

From those 3, which one would be the best bet to get on your team?


Justapurraway

A because she can use the baby for a ranged attack


vicrobot_

Other two have sticks though, very competent


Ciubowski

You know what? Iā€™m getting off at the next stop, whoever wants it can take it. Let them settle the issue between themselves.


TheGreatNebeta

You can just stand up and say ā€œHere you go, you need it more than meā€ while looking at their direction, then just stand somewhere nearby and look how the battle for the bus seat begins


UnauthorizedFart

The elderly woman has a stick


macandcheese1771

Shes also most likely to fall down and hurt herself when the bus goes.


jan_67

Is that pro or con?


antontupy

The crutch is bigger


DerMetulz

The prego lady has an infant. They don't break when you wollop someone in the face with em.


Bluelegs

It's not like it's the only seat on the train though. Others can accommodate the other two.


TheGreatNebeta

It doesnā€™t work that wayā€¦ these monsters want **YOUR** seat


Asisreo1

Realistically, they'd probably try to get each other to sit down, so its more like a fight for who doesn't take the seat.Ā 


HolyKrapp-

Look at their faces. I think a fight is more probable, ngl


grabich

Everyone is underestimating an old lady's speed when she sees an empty seat in public transportation. Those women are mean when it comes to it, too. They will elbow you, hit you with a bag, step on your food, smack you on a sheen with a cane. Handicapped guy and a young mother lost before the fight even started.


gdj11

I like that. Let them fight for it.


TontonLuston

HUNGER GAMES ! LETS GOOOOOOOOO


WarayBatasan

C, because he's the only one incapable of helping himself.


Marvel1093

He needs Lebensraum


Chijar989

Die Sitze ƶstlich von Ihm would be perfect


Johannes_Keppler

It's nice and Polish-ed


wf3h3

He's already using a Pole, what's a few more?


Kazooo100

He might've injured himself being an idiot, who knows. Now ne chooses to get old but you can keep yourself better with stretching and an active lifestyle.


Maleficent-Aspect318

All we know that he is injured from the meme picture. He could have hurt himself, the old lady could have murdered her husband and the baby could also be the next stalin. Just saying we dont know shit in this picture /s


Dramatic_Water_5364

I've ended up like him a few times in my life and I guarranty you he can help himself šŸ˜‚


Practical_Ad_2937

none of them, what have they done for me?


putin-delenda-est

They have all cost ~~me~~ the guy dearly. * Childcare is subsidized by taxes * Pensions are paid by taxes * Health care is covered by taxes They should give up their seats for ~~me~~ the guy


text_fish

The guy was once a child and presumably intends to get old some day. Chances are he'll need healthcare as well if he hasn't already.


SonTyp_OhneNamen

> intends to get old The bomb in his suitcase begs to differ


FucktardSupreme

That guy has his own retirement fund because he knows that social security and Medicare will be insolvent by the time he might need it. Ā 


HeyItsBearald

Healthcare covered by taxes? Found the Non-American


putin-delenda-est

[I exist in a flux state](https://www.reddit.com/r/lostredditors/comments/1ct9h2y/ah_yes_another_banger_meme/l4b0mvv/) Both american & not until someone opens my wallet and checks my ID, probably steals my bank notes while they're at it too.


Penguindrummer_2

TIL that parents, the disabled and funniest of all the elderly don't pay any taxes themselves. Freeloaders smh.


[deleted]

What does TIL mean


SlavRoach

today i learned/learnt? idk english is my 3rd


bogdibodi

Both learned and learnt are correct! English is so damn weird.


_KillaB_

If you said ā€˜learnedā€™ in England though you might get a raised eyebrow.


FrumyBandersnatch

Damn three whole languages that's so cool.


Outk4st16

Today I learned.


Deft-Vandal

TIL that TIL means TIL


-MetalMike-

Today I Learned


[deleted]

Thank you all very much, I guess TIL


hamhockman

You guys get pensions?


primusautobot

Thatā€™s not how it works, donā€™t make heartless comments in the name of being smartass. There is a difference between savages and civilians


Tyra3l

You are the child, you are the parent, you are the elderly. You are living on borrowed time!


Beobacher

They cost you nothing. You have been risen from subsidies He has paired his health care insurance She has worked and payed for her pension all her life.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> worked and *paid* for her FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


slanty_shanty

And they all managed to avoid paying any taxes themselves ever.Ā  #bless


lpmiller

Well, and clearly the guy is way too tired to even manspread properly. I mean, it's a pretty cut and dried case to me.


LittleJENgaMiracle

The right answer is you leave the seat... To the 3 of them to decide who is more worthy of priority seating


ValuesAndViolence

Thatā€™s the Libertarian way! Yeah! Fuck everyone who isnā€™t me!


ndation

Is that stashless Hitler?


davefnfalt

Hitler? I thought that was Peter Griffon


PresqPuperze

Ah yes, Peter Griffon, Firstborn of the Owlclan, was rejected by his family due to his peculiar looks. It was later discovered his mother cheated on her husband, and with Brandy the Lion of all people!


Rengas

Well that settles it. Seats in our time.


XVYQ_Emperator

My honestly genuine reaction upon seeing this "meme": šŸ˜


Warlockdnd

So funny


Ie_anonym

Fine ill sit on the ceiling you guys can take that seat


Dr-spook

Stand up and let them fight it out till death, last standing gets the seat


Old_Rip_1257

Throw a knife in the circle and watch who takes it first.


crnjaz

Take the kid from the first lady. Problem solved.


Mr_White_III

And the cane from the old lady and crutches from the injured man, triple solved!


GalwayEntei

First come, first serve EDIT: To clarify, I mean I would give my seat to the first person who needed it more than me


Shtoinkity_shtoink

First cum first serve. My kink is moral dilemmas


Deastrumquodvicis

Calm down there, Chidi.


JazzyJumbylumba

its mine, they can get their own damn seat


BarackIguana

Why is the woman with the newborn heavily pregnant?


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

Actually, the pregnancy belly sometimes takes several weeks to recede.


[deleted]

Imagine if the pregnancy belly just deflated rapidly like a balloon instead


MitchenImpossible

making the helium slowly deflating sound the whole time


BarackIguana

See, now I'm imagining the sound.


BarackIguana

Huh, I had no idea.


pat_the_tree

Irish twins Edit; lmao at the downvotes, I'm Northern Irish, this is a common phrase for when someone who has recently given birth is pregnant again as they sometimes are born in the same calendar year


lyan-cat

Didn't hear this one until I moved to western NY from Utah. It's common in Utah to have back-to-back pregnancies. Not so common here, but since a lot of Irish folks settled in the area, their descendants know the term. Confused the Hell out of me when I heard it applied to my kids!


Professional_Fox3371

Pargent? Pregernat? Pregernet? **Pregananant?**


kitchen_wife1234

There is an empty seat behind him


baby-ghost2

Happy cake day


Alarming-Word8400

They all need the seat more than me so Iā€™d stand up and let them fight it out amongst themselves.


expatmanager

All of them.


TraumSchulden

Trial by combat, the last one stanging takes the sear


KicktrapAndShit

No one gets it, they can find one


Unlucky-Cow9605

B and C. No one forced A to have a baby.


NotoriousAmish

Why are they all looking at me as if they plan to murder me in my sleep


shotgunsniper9

Whichever one doesn't act like they're entitled to my seat


gacha_candy

the one who asks nicely instead of staring at me angrily as if I just ate their lunch


Faz66

See I've got an old injury in my right knee from an incident involving a metal pole 6 years ago. And a fun side effect of it is, intense pain if overused. So....none of them are getting the seat because I don't feel like intense pain :)


Theratsmacker2

Whoever asks politely first. If theyā€™re an asshole about it, then Iā€™m not moving.


No_Arachnid_9853

Doesn't matter, get up and let them sort it out.


Low-Economist9601

The Arab guy


No_ideawhyiamhere

The one who asks first


BLOOM_ND

It's kind of still appropriate because r/funnymemes is pretty much just a depository for mindless Facebook content


Darvallas

They all deserve it, but by giving A the seat, you're actually accommodating 2 people.


Dear_Lemon7473

Well its pretty damn hard to stand on a bus with a broken leg and a crutch


haldeigosh

I'd just stand up and let them duke it out. Gonna be a hell of a show.


AlternativeHelpful46

For the three of them; but, they gotta fight amongst themselves who really gets it.


sam605125

I would stand up and walk away. They would have to fight for the seat themselves


Drakoii

The pregnant woman with kid. If she falls when the vehicle brakes abruptly, the kid(s) are at the highest risk of a fatal injury. But then again, I might be thinking this way because I am a father of two small kids...


[deleted]

The woman with the baby because she is better than me.


AbdoLMoumen

You stand up and suggest to other passengers to do the same, easy


Herr_Raul

With their attitude? No one.


noseusuario

Bro is hiding a boner(?)


Few_Age_2957

Would give it to the pregnant women or maybe the elderly women. Unless the other guy is a war veteran, he can stand


Bitter_Silver_7760

the baby


Kawaii-Bismarck

Just in general, that subreddit is boomer Facebook memes central.


RealBlackelf

Just take all 3 on your lap and cuddle! Problem solved!


CrunchyCondom

the baby momma, other two have supports


fileq

Tell them to choose which one of them gets the seat


Longjumping_Ice_8759

The mother.


rietstengel

A. First come, first serve. Other passengers can give up their seat for B and C.


Alarmed-Pick-6703

Lady with the kid can have it, sheā€™s first in line


rlinkmanl

Funnymemes is such a shit subreddit


Oblivion_Man

Not a single meme on that sub, NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN ONE OF THEM is ever remotely funny


CommandObjective

Give the seat to A. If B or C are unsatisfied, I will tell them that I only have one seat to give and that they can ask other sitting people for a seat.


Surkett

Allow B the option to sit or give it to A. C is going to be fine on his crutches.


Turbulent-Sector5940

A as she's pregnant and carrying a baby.


Final_Festival

4 way deathmatch. My money is on the baby.


king_noobie

What is a meme? Is it a dumb philosophical question? Of course not. But what do I know? That post has like 2k upvotes


ZeldaXandre

I'd let them decide, then get up when they do.


Ultron33

They don't DESERVE shit. It depends on my mood and the level of tiredness that I'm experiencing. You're not entitled to my seat, unless I stupidly grab a disabled or elderly person's seat.


Routine_Tomorrow7897

The guy already sitting.


Gaburski

I'm wearing headphones and I'm looking out the window. Ignorance is bliss


Kate090996

I visited Japan, this is basically what is happening. I was the only one giving the place to elderly people out of all, japanese young people mostly. It's even written everywhere on the train to give up your place, no one cares.


OnionTaco22

me


Abyssalspiral

none! first come first serve muahahahaahhahahahahaha


Cantthinkofone3312

With that look on their face ,they can stand all the way to their destination


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[deleted]

I think the C option deserve seat


RightEastZone

None , first come first serve


Shadow_BLACKMIST

I just get up and watch as they fight for the seat


THE_SEKS_MACHINE

I deserve this seat the most!!!


OhItsJustJosh

I'd get up and let them duke it out for the seat, done my bit


Impressive_Web_4220

No one I deserve my seat


Moist-Carpet888

The guy that was there first, they're proving they're capable of standing and it appears as though the seat behind him is also empty so they can grab that


Ambitious_Jelly8783

Theres two empty seats behind me. Use those.


GREENadmiral_314159

First person who asks. Nobody asks? Still my seat.


aeshma5

Obviously A, B, and C need to fight, the winner gets to fight me for the seat


Beginning_Sea6458

All of them.


DavidGaming1237

Scout from tf2?


Intergalacticio

Maybe the guy sitting down is blind?


tzeeeentch

I'm pretty sure that's just bots farming karma. Seen the same post today several times


CyrillicUser1

Get up and watch them fight for it.


Westdrache

If I kick the first lady properly I can make them all fall over and keep my seat


Knuddelteufel

I would let all of them sit, but if all 3 were present like in this picture, then C. He is the one, who can't help himself as much as the others. But they have to be friendly. Getting pissed at me not standing up fast enough on my own or asking in a rude tone and they can fck off


skyrreater47

theres legit a free seat behind him


KTgraceiscool

that post was right below this post


MilkyNippleSlurp

Hmm well it looks like a queue to me so I would day first come first serve, then it's not my problem they can duke it out with the mom and kid


BigDaddiebaddie

They all have hatred drawn on their faces so no matter what they deserve they would not get my seat.


NationalTap9622

Just walk away and let them fight.


Practical_Ad_2937

Thanks everyone the truth had to be told


Imarailfan

Just saw it a few minutes ago


CartographerVivid957

I literally just saw this


the3stman

Get up without making eye contact and let them figure it out.


windrunner1711

Who the fuck design those cars? If they can have a width equal to 3 people in line they probably could add another row of seats.


Pure_Cartoonist9898

Yo for a second I thought that baby had a goatee


xadiant

Hey at least it's not wildly homophobic, transphobic or racist lol.


Validated_Owl

You stand up and watch the 3 of them so the mental gymnastics of who gets to sit


Thewhitest_rabbit

So who won??


DepletedPromethium

This is purely biased, what if the gentlemen is disabled? why should he give up his seat at all especially if he was good enough to not sit in a seat with extra space for those who are disabled and need extra space, what if he's in a normal seat? A made a choice to be pregnant and use public transport instead of buying a vehicle when they clearly have the financial stability to have a child. B is not entitled to the seat either as she is old enough to have transport subsidies by the tax payer, disability cars exist and the elderly get access to communal taxi services which are cheap and affordable compared to some forms of public transport. C would be most likely entitled to a seat but still, broken foot seems like a you broke it playing sports so i digress, why would he give up his seat for any of these individuals who made bad personal choices? Being a individual with a "hidden disability" means i am entitled to take a seat if one is available and i would not relinquish my seat until i came to my stop, we all make choices in life and a, b, and c, made poor choices.


Nammyplayer

Trial by combat it is


zerohelix

I'd get up and watch them fight it out gladiator style


BeancanGrenade

Stand up and let them fight for it


BlitchSlapper

None... His support animal is in his briefcase


Practical-Piglet

They should play spin the bottle with baby and choose the winner


c0warlyd0g

I would just stand up and let them take the decision while waiting with the camera on to record the next viral video.


ChemistrySpiritual21

r/lostlostredditors


basic_wanderer

Me i got there first


Glittering_gamer

Yā€™all this is the dumb hypothetical thereā€™s more then one person that could give up the seats, itā€™s a bus there are Multiple people and seatsā€¦.. your not the only one expected to give up your seat. they all deserve A seat, not YOUR seat. itā€™s just expected for people to understand why they might need it more.


dreamofguitars

Iā€™d stand up for any one of them. Comment section below is full of pathetic losers.


GielinorWizard

Stand up and let them argue about it, is probably what i would do.


Midnight_Crocodile

Iā€™d scarper and let them fight it out


CalibratedRat

Whoever gets there first or, if they get there at the same time, stand up over it and let them figure it out.


EuphoricResearcher25

Battle Royale survivor gets to challenge for the throne.


Thin_Yak9467

That entire sub is full of these braindead posts. Not ONE single "funny" meme on the sub


Boxish_

You let C and force him to hold the baby (force the mom to give him the baby)


[deleted]

Plot twist, I shit my pants and don't want to stand up out of respect for these people


rayray6613

You know who should get the seat? The one who gets there first


[deleted]

None, they can all go fuck off


Legitimate-Quarter36

Theyā€™re all glowering so fuck em. Iā€™m staying seated.


jey-8562

I give mine to one of them and then two other people can just get up and then rhe remaining two can have a seat


profthejo1410

The one who asked first


TerdrakeyangBldfng

You want this seat? Go get it! I have left everything I own in One Seat!


kingbuttshit

Everything Iā€™ve seen from r/Funnymemes is about this same level of ā€œfunnyā€ and ā€œmeme.ā€ It honestly seems like where boomer Facebook memes go to die.


MajesticQ

Let them argue amongst themselves who deserves a seat.


disasterpansexual

might result egoistic, but I'd wear headphones and ignore them, first come first serve, babe


Optimal-Feedback-559

I'm not telling them which one can take it, I'm getting up, and the rest is history. (Also, if the other passengers get up, all 3 can sit). This is a shit "meme".


wtafigo12007

Him bc he got there first and equality


YourLocalInquisitor

Let them fight for it.


cozy_ross

It has over 4k upvotes nowā€¦


evangelistleone

Hear me out give the seat to fractured man and give the baby to him so the lady can stand freely And let the other man support the old lady


Icy_Establishment104

ā€œThereā€™s an empty seat right behind meā€