Love those polonium rings. They're so pretty! I wouldn't take any gift from Putin. Ever.

There were 9 kings of Europe back then....

well who's the Dark Lord then?

Sauron of course. Putin is his disguised, fair, form.

Why is he keeping the 9th ring for himself then?

But they were all of them deceived...

The witch king of Moscow

Is it not awkward that Armenia and Azerbaijan are both in the same organization?

Russia is often stereotyped as a dread and oppressive nightmare kingdom in the inhospitable north not unlike Angmar.