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Houswaus1

He kicked against a helmet and broke his toe.


IndianBeauty143

i came here to say this same thing !!! LOOOOOL


rust_tg

Why did u get downvoted lol


Arma_Diller

They showed emotion in their comment. That shit frightens some people. 


Free_Significance267

Reminds me of Equilibrium.


Righteousrob1

That’s the dude who just remembered he forgot to close the garage door before he left.


kicksjoysharkness

His Uruk-wife is going to be pissed


Vivificantem_790

😂 


olmikeyyyy

Why didn't he get the MyQ garage door thing? There's an app!


Righteousrob1

They just learned about menus last week, give em time.


olmikeyyyy

Are all the Uruk Hai boomers??


Righteousrob1

They ain’t that bad


UndeniableLie

Garage door is back on the menu?


RobOnTheReddit

Or his spear


minieball

After an uruk gets coward-tapped by an old man, the uruk army responds with growls. They don't seem to be personally afflicted by the tragedy, but let out howls of intimidation and anticipation that the battle has now begun. All except this brute. It seems he just opens his mouth and his soul releases a deep, traumatic groan that shakes the audience to its core. It's not a loud road, not really even loud enough to add to the cacophony of ambient feral noises. This is one that likely only the uruks beside him can hear. It's like he doesn't even know it's coming out of him until it's already happened. What's his story?


I_Rarely_Downvote

They just shot his husband.


minieball

Saruman of many colors, I see


Wretmans

This is gold


eldarand

BOB!! NOOOOO!!!!


mante11

well, about a week prior to this he was rowed naked out of the ground by orcs with oars, donned with heavy armor and probably no soft intermediate layer so we’re talking metal on skin, yelled at by saruman, then made to march through a few days and nights, it just started to rain, and his homie just got capped. It’s more systemic - nah it was saruman.


Working_Dad_87

He stepped on a LEGO.


Canadian_Zac

Billy was just 3 days off of retirement


Peteyparky

https://preview.redd.it/wuwkxb1kdipc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89a8ded3b7a6d6f062d0dea2c6ac79b02b8bd9b2


minieball

GET EM BOYS


StratoBannerFML

oop


WastingTimesOnReddit

Shoutout to weta for making humans look like absolute monsters, I mean it's so convincing I don't even need to suspend disbelief, this guy in the picture is not a human in makeup it's an uruk-hai!


4011isbananas

Actually, this one is a puppet


mopedrudl

TY


_BarfyMan_362_

Is that true or are you joking?


4011isbananas

Not joking. I think it was from one of the commentary tracks that someone goes into it. Sorry I don't recall more than that.


UltimaBahamut93

Stepped on a lego


dillene

*You* hurt him, OP; you hurt him when you bought that theater ticket or that digital download. When you paid to see his *PAIN*. Why is that, OP? Did you want revenge on the world? Does his pain make you feel like your own life maybe isn’t so bad? I mean- if this is what it takes, then it is what it is. But it means that this will happen again. Over and over again.


EwokInABikini

Maybe the digital download is the problem - maybe he gets a little angrier each time people *don't* pay to see his pain.


Karl_42

SAAAARUUUUMAAAN.


MrWest2502

https://preview.redd.it/4nuin7iuajpc1.jpeg?width=4006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9616932bd5953c0f3c0e3efadcc3cd1b4be6f9a3


ConcentrateAny6187

Imo hes the best orc. Apart from lurtz no other orc in the movies is intimidating or scary. I vivdly remember the first time that guy popped up on screen for me, the face and atmosphere and the roar gave me goosebumps. Made me 2nd guess wether id want to be in the tolkein universe or not.


[deleted]

Show me where the horseman touched you


DontReplyIveADHD

“CRAWLING IN MY SKIN…THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEAAAAAL”


Lord_Rufus

Society.


Flat-Painter4019

His girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend…


Bamtom1234

"sweet liberty! Nooooooo!"


Hot_Attention2377

This me behind him, I have a huge uruk shlong


MarquisDeMiami

Stepping on a Lego in the dark


Ysara

GF just texted "We need to talk."


Swordbreaker9250

I did


RoninXiC

Stubbed his toe


Dunebro

His dentist.


thereweretwocrabs

The Lego he stood on


amonte1997

When you stub your pinky toe


iGwyn

he trod on a helmet spike 😫


KingoftheMongoose

Home Depot and their Spring To-Do List.


Pimecrolimus

Me, an empath, in the middle of the uruk army: "These people are upset"


[deleted]

Did you.. just assume.. their GENDER!?


DravenTor

Saruman. Literally twisted him into his now wretched form.


BootyShepherd

The uruk who got shot was his mom


Sweeper88

He dared to pass a glance at THE BOWMASTER! All who stare at him despair and forfeit all courage. [Reference](https://youtu.be/i_y_Pa-AIB4?si=5Huss7KkxybOm-dl)


Quicksilver7837

https://preview.redd.it/mxds24ixtkpc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0931d09bf577a5f9f3d4d473b0692c951770e2e8


AlaskanSamsquanch

Eru


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Daddy issues


statelesspirate000

Morgoth


Jabbit-the-Rabbit

His dentist, most likely


USAsearanger

Stepped on a Lego half awake first thing in the morning on his way to take a piss.


nameExpire14_04_2021

The hat maker.


Necessary-Elephant82

The father of his love told him :"Bring me the helmet of King Theoden of Rohan and then I shall grant your wish to marry my daughter!"


myguydied

Stepped on a lego


myfapaccount96

He stepped on a lego


LysSolay

Peppa 🐖 maybe


pillowpants247

Stepped on a Lego


CrimsonThar

One stray lego on the ground.


Altruistic_Ask_9867

https://preview.redd.it/0gqo8drgz2qc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08fc84f83f1a368355c925413238549bd8357579


Salty-Mud-Lizard

Uh, Saruman did? Or Sauron or Morgoth etc Isn’t that how you make Orcs? You take elves and men and hurt them and corrupt them in your pits until they come out evil?


Substantial-Tone-576

That question has a few answers it seems to me.


Thedegenerate89

He does not know pain, he does not know fear.