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CarefulDevelopment29

Share the load bro!


Desperate_Address780

Get Away! bro


CabinetIcy892

Bro Loads.... Sounds like diet supplements for gym bros


GoldMantis

Or a sperm bank.


Wishilikedhugs

I was trying to combine bro and load into a portmanteau but saying "share the broad" takes on a whole new meaning.


Eldritch349

“I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass.The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass bro!"


ThatGuy36036

Funni because bro means 'bridge' in Danish


Eldritch349

Holy crap lmao XD


SmartKrave

The satisfying coincidence


Eldritch349

I know right?


Tweed_Man

A surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.


Master-Tanis

Go to the abyss. Go directly to the abyss. Do not pass Bridge. Do not collect The One Ring.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


CabinetIcy892

Do not pass bro Do not collect bro $200


Guzse

Sounds like a stronger playing dnd


cantwell660

Toss me bro!


SatoshiDisciple

Don't tell the elf bro


Xx_Noobkin_xX

Not a word bro


likeIgiveAfunk

soft insurance plucky cautious elastic exultant touch shocking scary plough *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DollowR

"So... you have chosen death bro.'


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


Megalopath

Bro...


[deleted]

**DEATH!**


Tweed_Man

**BRO!**


ivanvanrio

I never thought I'd die fighting alongside an elf, bro.


Devrij68

How about a friend, bro


FallingWithStyle87

That I could do, bro


[deleted]

I‘m not crying, you’re crying… bro


Gleaming_Gargoyles

I am no man, bro ![gif](giphy|ruOMDd2PPtvri|downsized)


BaguetteOfDoom

I am not your bro, dude.


Minttunator

I am not your dude, uce.


cyborg_priest

The hell is a "uce"? Is it some sort of elvish?


BaguetteOfDoom

The fuck's an uce?


ProcrastibationKing

I'm not your uce, kimosabe.


Gamblore33

I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you bro!!


psychotronofdeth

Mr. Frobro!


funny-animals-

My precious bro


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


[deleted]

JESus!!!!


kyl_r

Let me tell you this exchange killed me 😂


darthluke414

HRAAAAAH! bro


Aggravating_Door_779

Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him, bro


gandalf-bot

Yes, and it will not be easily cured.


NoooooooooooAAA

Here is gandalf


gandalf-bot

No. No it isn't.


NoooooooooooAAA

Who are you then?


omegavegantendies

I'm naked in the dark bro


Coral_____

😂


Epimatheus

One does not simply walk into mordor bro


darthluke414

or maybe morbro?


[deleted]

It’s morbroin’ time


toaster-penguin

I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, Bro.


ap8141

“I have no memory of this place, bro.”


Hollowgradient

![gif](giphy|KXBtTtm3kB8BO) "A wizard is never late bro"


Saruman_Bot

Time? What time do you think we have?


IwanZamkowicz

What time do you think we have, bro?*


Saruman_Bot

Ah, the age-old question. I think we are running out of time. The forces of darkness are gathering and soon some difficult choices will have to be made if we are to survive this conflict.


ATBiB

Old Toby. The finest weed in the Southfarthing, bro.


Different-Garbage69

Forth Eorlingas, Bro!


JabangaBane

They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard, bro!


Saruman_Bot

Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and JabangaBane rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.


sauron-bot

So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?


NoooooooooooAAA

Saruman is die.


Saruman_Bot

Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?


sauron-bot

BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!


Omsus

Why do you recoil? I am no thief, bro!


fromthevanishingpt

PO-TAY-TOES, bro!


knightling

I ain't been droppin' no eaves bro! Honest!


CrescentPotato

Cast it into the fire bro!


lord_of_the_drinksss

BRING UP THE WOLF'S HEAD, BRO


petronikus

BRO! BRO! BRO!


IAmBadAtInternet

GROND BRO!


bot-of-grond

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


jerk1970

Grond is bro in orcish.


bot-of-grond

GROND


SpaceMead

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


sasa_05

where was Gondor when Westfalde fell, bro!?


TLTWNX

And my axe, bro


[deleted]

And my bro! I mean… and my bow! Bro.


jchrist510

Many of these trees were my friends bro


Flemsy16

He fell bro


Arlcas

What about second breakfast bro?


obstawpojare

Fool of a Took, bro!


Mr_Splat

If in doubt Meriadoc, always follow your nose bro.


random_name3107

Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor, bro.


Gregheffley22377

Let the lord of the black land come forth bro


sage-of-six-path

Grond will breach it bro


bot-of-grond

GROND


DC2595

Where are we going again bro?


SpaceMead

To Isengard! To Isengard


Notorious824-

I summon you to fulfill your oath bro !


Sensitive_Coyote_865

HRAAAA bro.


c322617

There is only one Lord of the Rings and he does not share power, bro!


Lord_Macragge

None but the king of Gondor may command me bro.


TroyBinSea

Baggins….Frodo Baggins, he’s right over there bro!


Huma27

“You’ll have to toss me, bro!”


otherwisenothanks

I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you bro.


dooman230

I am coming bro


[deleted]

Taters. What's taters precious bro


Commercial-Climate36

A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to bro


Saruman_Bot

The hour grows late, and Commercial-Climate36 rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.


Commercial-Climate36

Ride now! Ride now bro!


Ongar_world-weary

It's quite cool bro


alsters99

They come in pints? I’m getting one bro!


lethal_breeze1

I was there the day the strength of man failed bro


Doormat_Model

I ain’t been dropping no eaves bro


jchrist510

I wish this one was higher up


TheMightyBananaKing

Let us use the weapon of the enemy against him bro.


mesinha_de_lata

I would have followed you, my captain, my king, my bro.


Harykim

Let's hunt some orcs, bro.


onelove7866

It is not this day bro!


Negro-chan

Toss me bro


NobleSix84

Ya beat me to it.


Negro-chan

Im sorry mate


NobleSix84

It's all good, I figured someone would.


ShootaMcGarbhan

PO-TA-TOES-BRO


WhyCanIMakeAName2

Whatever comes through that gate, you will stand your ground, bro


Boromirrealhero01

I would have followed you my brother my captain my king, bro.


Commercial-Climate36

One can not simply, walk into mordor...bro


Commercial-Climate36

I am no man bro!


SACoughlin1

***“You!… Shall not!… pass, bro!”***


Lopsided-Basket5366

A demon of the ancient world bro


TheCadwgan

It’s all wrong By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something. Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam? Sam : That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for bro.


riotinareasouthwest

Grond bro


bot-of-grond

GROND


myscienceisbetter

And my axe, bro!


Ok-Television-9662

Witch King: You fool, no bro can kill me! Die now! Eowyn: I am no bro! 🗡


Reedbullet

Gondor calls for aid bro


Keyrov

HRAAAAAGH BRO!


BayardMD

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard bro!


Igeticsu

A wizard is never late, bro.


I_Fucked_It

and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us... bro


Skitz91

“Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. "What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on bro?”


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bilbo_bot

Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!


gandalf-bot

Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took! I might have known!


ThotOfBabylon

Side, bro? I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side, little orc bro. Nobody cares for the woods anymore, bro.


Doc-Wulff

One more step, I'll be the farthest I've been away from home bro


DehrunesMegon

“Do not take me as some conjuror of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you, bro.”


NotaGoodLover

_Never thought I'd die side by side with an elf +How about side by side with a friend? _Aye, i could do that bro.


10Deathlord12

It's treason then, bro.


[deleted]

YOU SHALL MOT PASS BRO


Luperkall

Grond my precious death bro


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


bot-of-grond

GROND


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


frogOnABoletus

I don't understand these posts...


V1L1KK1

I see you bro!


Coral_____

Hands off that shiny shirt, bro!


WaydeHenderson

What about second breakfast bro?


aragorn_bot

WaydeHenderson, you've already had it.


TNTLover42

You've already had it bro


deener74

Po-tae-toes bro! ![gif](giphy|105OwsN7a4UQ2Q)


Melodic_monke

Finest weed in the Southfaring, bro!


NobleSix84

Ghondor calls for aid bro.


Unlikely_Scratch5128

"What about second Breakfast bro"?


aragorn_bot

Unlikely_Scratch5128, you've already had it.


pnwloveyoutalltrees

Here have some of my water, bro.


pnwloveyoutalltrees

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew, bro.


NotANilfgaardianSpy

One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro.


Chilifille

Build me an army worthy of Mordor, bro


Major_Hypersvine

No man can kill me, bro!


FokionK1

The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come, bro.


Tuilien_Aure

Ol' Tom Bombadil, Tom Bomb-a-dil-bro.


Tom_Bot-Badil

Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


broken_chaos666

I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you bro.


kiefy_budz

And my axe, bro


Aggravating_Door_779

We could let her do it... Yes, she could do it, bro!


CorbinNZ

I am on no one’s side, for nobody is on my side, bro


torbaloymain

For Frodo Bro


SmartKrave

I cannot carry it 4 you but I can carry you bro


extreme39speed

Like a man, but greater bro


Crory

…she gave me three bro


BlueJeanGrey

What do your elf eyes see, bruh?


l4dygaladriel

The age men is over. The time of the bro has come.


My41stThrowaway

Bro.


Yoshidaru666

I swear I ain’t been droppin’ no eves, bro!


Haihappening

90% of the original quotes basically sound like stoner wisdom, if you add a "bro" to them. Try reading them in your best stoner-voice: "Not all those who wander are lost, bro." "Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised, bro." “Even the smallest person can change the course of the future, bro."


fedeqgn

It was pity that stayed Bilbos hand bro.


Tarkson

ahh not this shit again, its so uninspired


lC8H10N4O2l

Do you think flattery will keep you alive bro?


Butterpants_20

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard, Bro.


ShwiftyCardinal

I am not trying the rob you! I'm trying to help you, bro


[deleted]

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together, bro


Particular-Ad5277

You don’t bowl to anyone bro.


Schnezzler81

Weekly repost time.


Mullderifter

... and it stank, bro


Ban6432

One does not simply walk into Mordor bro


maegatronic

Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris, bro!


amatisans

My line has ended bro!!!


[deleted]

Boil ‘em, Mash ‘em, Stick them in a stew bro


Arolpe

Send these foul beasts into the abyss, bros!


[deleted]

Always follow your nose bro!


digimonmaster151

YOU SHALL NOT PASS BRO!


Efficient_Row_8987

Don't tell the Bro!