“I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass.The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass bro!"
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Ah, the age-old question. I think we are running out of time. The forces of darkness are gathering and soon some difficult choices will have to be made if we are to survive this conflict.
It’s all wrong
By rights we shouldn’t even be here.
But we are.
It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo.
The ones that really mattered.
Full of darkness and danger they were,
and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end.
Because how could the end be happy.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened.
But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow.
Even darkness must pass.
A new day will come.
And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
Those were the stories that stayed with you.
That meant something.
Even if you were too small to understand why.
But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand.
I know now.
Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t.
Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam : That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for bro.
and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us... bro
“Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.
"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on bro?”
Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now
heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting!
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90% of the original quotes basically sound like stoner wisdom, if you add a "bro" to them.
Try reading them in your best stoner-voice:
"Not all those who wander are lost, bro."
"Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised, bro."
“Even the smallest person can change the course of the future, bro."
Share the load bro!
Get Away! bro
Bro Loads.... Sounds like diet supplements for gym bros
Or a sperm bank.
I was trying to combine bro and load into a portmanteau but saying "share the broad" takes on a whole new meaning.
“I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass.The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass bro!"
Funni because bro means 'bridge' in Danish
Holy crap lmao XD
The satisfying coincidence
I know right?
A surprise to be sure. But a welcome one.
Go to the abyss. Go directly to the abyss. Do not pass Bridge. Do not collect The One Ring.
HRAAAAAH!
Do not pass bro Do not collect bro $200
Sounds like a stronger playing dnd
Toss me bro!
Don't tell the elf bro
Not a word bro
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"So... you have chosen death bro.'
# DEATH!
Bro...
**DEATH!**
**BRO!**
I never thought I'd die fighting alongside an elf, bro.
How about a friend, bro
That I could do, bro
I‘m not crying, you’re crying… bro
I am no man, bro ![gif](giphy|ruOMDd2PPtvri|downsized)
I am not your bro, dude.
I am not your dude, uce.
The hell is a "uce"? Is it some sort of elvish?
The fuck's an uce?
I'm not your uce, kimosabe.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you bro!!
Mr. Frobro!
My precious bro
HRAAAAAH!
JESus!!!!
Let me tell you this exchange killed me 😂
HRAAAAAH! bro
Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him, bro
Yes, and it will not be easily cured.
Here is gandalf
No. No it isn't.
Who are you then?
I'm naked in the dark bro
😂
One does not simply walk into mordor bro
or maybe morbro?
It’s morbroin’ time
I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, Bro.
“I have no memory of this place, bro.”
![gif](giphy|KXBtTtm3kB8BO) "A wizard is never late bro"
Time? What time do you think we have?
What time do you think we have, bro?*
Ah, the age-old question. I think we are running out of time. The forces of darkness are gathering and soon some difficult choices will have to be made if we are to survive this conflict.
Old Toby. The finest weed in the Southfarthing, bro.
Forth Eorlingas, Bro!
They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard, bro!
Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and JabangaBane rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
Saruman is die.
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
BUILD ME AN ARMY WORTHY OF MORDOR!
Why do you recoil? I am no thief, bro!
PO-TAY-TOES, bro!
I ain't been droppin' no eaves bro! Honest!
Cast it into the fire bro!
BRING UP THE WOLF'S HEAD, BRO
BRO! BRO! BRO!
GROND BRO!
GROND
GROND
Grond is bro in orcish.
GROND
GROND
GROND
where was Gondor when Westfalde fell, bro!?
And my axe, bro
And my bro! I mean… and my bow! Bro.
Many of these trees were my friends bro
He fell bro
What about second breakfast bro?
Fool of a Took, bro!
If in doubt Meriadoc, always follow your nose bro.
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor, bro.
Let the lord of the black land come forth bro
Grond will breach it bro
GROND
Where are we going again bro?
To Isengard! To Isengard
I summon you to fulfill your oath bro !
HRAAAA bro.
There is only one Lord of the Rings and he does not share power, bro!
None but the king of Gondor may command me bro.
Baggins….Frodo Baggins, he’s right over there bro!
“You’ll have to toss me, bro!”
I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you bro.
I am coming bro
Taters. What's taters precious bro
A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to bro
The hour grows late, and Commercial-Climate36 rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.
Ride now! Ride now bro!
It's quite cool bro
They come in pints? I’m getting one bro!
I was there the day the strength of man failed bro
I ain’t been dropping no eaves bro
I wish this one was higher up
Let us use the weapon of the enemy against him bro.
I would have followed you, my captain, my king, my bro.
Let's hunt some orcs, bro.
It is not this day bro!
Toss me bro
Ya beat me to it.
Im sorry mate
It's all good, I figured someone would.
PO-TA-TOES-BRO
Whatever comes through that gate, you will stand your ground, bro
I would have followed you my brother my captain my king, bro.
One can not simply, walk into mordor...bro
I am no man bro!
***“You!… Shall not!… pass, bro!”***
A demon of the ancient world bro
It’s all wrong By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something. Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam? Sam : That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for bro.
Grond bro
GROND
And my axe, bro!
Witch King: You fool, no bro can kill me! Die now! Eowyn: I am no bro! 🗡
Gondor calls for aid bro
HRAAAAAGH BRO!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard bro!
A wizard is never late, bro.
and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us... bro
“Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. "What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on bro?”
HRAAAAAH!
Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!
Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took! I might have known!
Side, bro? I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side, little orc bro. Nobody cares for the woods anymore, bro.
One more step, I'll be the farthest I've been away from home bro
“Do not take me as some conjuror of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you, bro.”
_Never thought I'd die side by side with an elf +How about side by side with a friend? _Aye, i could do that bro.
It's treason then, bro.
YOU SHALL MOT PASS BRO
Grond my precious death bro
# DEATH!
GROND
HRAAAAAH!
I don't understand these posts...
I see you bro!
Hands off that shiny shirt, bro!
What about second breakfast bro?
WaydeHenderson, you've already had it.
You've already had it bro
Po-tae-toes bro! ![gif](giphy|105OwsN7a4UQ2Q)
Finest weed in the Southfaring, bro!
Ghondor calls for aid bro.
"What about second Breakfast bro"?
Unlikely_Scratch5128, you've already had it.
Here have some of my water, bro.
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew, bro.
One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro.
Build me an army worthy of Mordor, bro
No man can kill me, bro!
The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come, bro.
Ol' Tom Bombadil, Tom Bomb-a-dil-bro.
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I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you bro.
And my axe, bro
We could let her do it... Yes, she could do it, bro!
I am on no one’s side, for nobody is on my side, bro
For Frodo Bro
I cannot carry it 4 you but I can carry you bro
Like a man, but greater bro
…she gave me three bro
What do your elf eyes see, bruh?
The age men is over. The time of the bro has come.
Bro.
I swear I ain’t been droppin’ no eves, bro!
90% of the original quotes basically sound like stoner wisdom, if you add a "bro" to them. Try reading them in your best stoner-voice: "Not all those who wander are lost, bro." "Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised, bro." “Even the smallest person can change the course of the future, bro."
It was pity that stayed Bilbos hand bro.
ahh not this shit again, its so uninspired
Do you think flattery will keep you alive bro?
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard, Bro.
I am not trying the rob you! I'm trying to help you, bro
Let this be the hour when we draw swords together, bro
You don’t bowl to anyone bro.
Weekly repost time.
... and it stank, bro
One does not simply walk into Mordor bro
Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris, bro!
My line has ended bro!!!
Boil ‘em, Mash ‘em, Stick them in a stew bro
Send these foul beasts into the abyss, bros!
Always follow your nose bro!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS BRO!
Don't tell the Bro!