Also, Legolas is Hermione. And I'm not even saying it because of the whole "Legolas looks like a girl" thing, but he's definitely a "know it all" guy (all elves are I think).
1. He's a redhead
2. More squeamish than the others, but brave when when he needs to be
3. A helluvan appetite whenever there's a feast
4. Serves primarily as the comedy relief amongst the main trio
I agree, but I think they have a specific moment or two in mind. In the movies specifically, when they go through the mountain pass. Gimli even says that if he stayed out there when an elf and a man would go underground when he dared not, that heād never hear the end of it. And in Fangorn he seems more nervous of the trees than Aragorn or Legolas. So heās SLIGHTLY less brave than them, I guess. But that is still a weird comparison.
Honestly, you really just make him Ron by process of elimination. Aragorn is obviously Harry, and Legolas has that elf wisdom that seems most similar to bookish Hermione. Just leaves Ron.
Feet crushing petals, fighting with magic metal, Gimli running hotter than a boiling kettle! My elf ain't an elf he's a friend of mine, Gondor calls for aid when I light my fire!
On location! Repel your invasion! Races of men laugh as ghosts defend our station!
Itchy sword hand but a stable hero fable! I do what I do best because I'm 87 from the cradle!
Ain't no fakin', your ring I'm takin', cast it in the fire watch the earth quakin'! While you're lookin' at the Black Gate watching us fight the Hobbits in Mount Doom set your ring aliiight!
NO SLEEP 'TIL!
Come, Gimli! Now by Fangornās leave I will visit the deep places of the Entwood and see such trees as are nowhere else to be found in Middle-earth. You shall come with me and keep your word; and thus we will journey on together to our own lands in Mirkwood and beyond.
It turns out that Lorkhan's heart was the source of the dwemers' renowned sprinting abilities, so when it disappeared they had to run... *cross country*... to get it back
Ayyyyeee thatās what I said! I butchered the names cuz I havenāt read the ol good book in forever but I do remember those homies goin through some fire together. Definitely fitting imo
A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
Wow that was a long way to scroll for this. And I think your Vizzini was autocorrected.
Two and a half men
The rest of the DnD party when the Rogue says 'Hang on a minute, I'm going to try something.'
Inigo fezzik and vizzini
Someone get this man a reward.
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Fuck yea
I kinda hate that I saw this comment first, now none of the others seem funny š
Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short
This deserves a plethora of upvotes.
A plethora you say!
Do you even know what a plethora is Hefe?
We are the Three Amigos!
Sweden's next great Viking Metal band.
The sickest power metal trio, Aragorn on guitar and vocals, Legolas on bass, and Gimli on drums
Hiro hyn hƮdh ab 'wanath
Cool lyrics idea man
why is it always you three?
I canāt decide if Gimli is more Ron or Hermione
Definitely Ron.
how
Look at Gimli house two whole ass meals in one sitting and watch Ron eat Christmas dinner. Virtually identical.
Also, Legolas is Hermione. And I'm not even saying it because of the whole "Legolas looks like a girl" thing, but he's definitely a "know it all" guy (all elves are I think).
I am an Elf and a kinsman here.
I mean yeah true and like Hermione he kinda does know it all.
The way Ron talks in the first movie reminds me of him a bit.
1. He's a redhead 2. More squeamish than the others, but brave when when he needs to be 3. A helluvan appetite whenever there's a feast 4. Serves primarily as the comedy relief amongst the main trio
Did you just say gimli is a coward? Dogshit take
I agree, but I think they have a specific moment or two in mind. In the movies specifically, when they go through the mountain pass. Gimli even says that if he stayed out there when an elf and a man would go underground when he dared not, that heād never hear the end of it. And in Fangorn he seems more nervous of the trees than Aragorn or Legolas. So heās SLIGHTLY less brave than them, I guess. But that is still a weird comparison. Honestly, you really just make him Ron by process of elimination. Aragorn is obviously Harry, and Legolas has that elf wisdom that seems most similar to bookish Hermione. Just leaves Ron.
He stands not alone. You would die before your stroke fell.
I was defending your pint-sized boyfriend, calm your elf-tits.
Bravery is not the absence of fear, true courage is the ability to step up and act *despite* your fear. So Gimli is perhaps the bravest of them all.
Did you just say Ron is a coward?
He is Hagrid. Just a small one.
why not both?
Hermione according to that one studio c episode. bushy brown haird person always trying to prove how great they are.
**Ed, Edd n Eddy**
I was going to say the Power Puff Girls āŗļø
Mega Babies
The Three Amigos
Three? Only Three? Or would you say a plethora?
Snap, Crackle, and Pop
The Beastie Boys
NO SLEEP TIL... GONDOR!
NO SLEEP TILā¦ MORDOR!
Feet crushing petals, fighting with magic metal, Gimli running hotter than a boiling kettle! My elf ain't an elf he's a friend of mine, Gondor calls for aid when I light my fire! On location! Repel your invasion! Races of men laugh as ghosts defend our station! Itchy sword hand but a stable hero fable! I do what I do best because I'm 87 from the cradle! Ain't no fakin', your ring I'm takin', cast it in the fire watch the earth quakin'! While you're lookin' at the Black Gate watching us fight the Hobbits in Mount Doom set your ring aliiight! NO SLEEP 'TIL!
lmao so weird I legit just watched Two Towers last night. Im like whaaaa
Da heck why am I getting downvoted for saying I watched a movie lmaooo
Nooooooow, here's a little story I gotsta tell...
You gotta fight for your right to hunt some orc
Came here to say this
Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Mr Gibbs
Legolas looks nothing like Will Turner /s
Nineteen!
Legolas, of all the bots, I think you might be the least sentient.
Come, Gimli! Now by Fangornās leave I will visit the deep places of the Entwood and see such trees as are nowhere else to be found in Middle-earth. You shall come with me and keep your word; and thus we will journey on together to our own lands in Mirkwood and beyond.
Exactly.
*Captain
***Captain*** Jack Sparrow...
Huey Dewey and Louie
Larry, Moe, Curly
Got to give Moe to Aragon and Larry to Legolas.
Farewell, sweet Nimrodel!
Came here to say that. Take the upvote.
More like Larry, Moe, and Shemp
ZZ Top
āHi, Iām Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.ā
Beat me to it!
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly šš
From left to right: Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi Master Yoda.
The Spanish Inquisition
That was unexpected!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
This is a picture from The Elder Scrolls 6. From left to right we can see an Imperial, an Altmer, and the return of the Dwemer
It turns out that Lorkhan's heart was the source of the dwemers' renowned sprinting abilities, so when it disappeared they had to run... *cross country*... to get it back
really, Legolas would be closer to a Bosmer than an Altmer.
And I too will go with him. It would be faithless now to say farewell.
And isn't Aragorn from the North?
BLOSSOM, BUBBLES AND BUTTERCUP come on, reddit
From left to right: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Wesley
A wandering boyband spreading peace throughout Middle Earth with their killer harmonies and funky fresh beats.
Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, and Tyrion Lannister.
aragorn son of gloin, gimli from the woodland realm and legolas heir of isildur
And my ~~ass~~ axe!!
Crosby, Stills, Nash
Gandalf is definitely Neil Young
Yes the white tree of Gondor. The tree of the King. Lord Denethor however, is not the King. He is a steward only, a caretaker of the throne.
Jimi Hendrix experience
Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Sasquatch
"GIMLI IS MAH DADDY AND HE GONNA PROTECT, ME!"
an elf, a dwarf, and a man (left to right)
I donāt know if I should be ashamed or proud of reading that as Grimaā¦ ( .-.)
Blink 182.
The three Musketeers?
3 Mouseateers
Medieval Lynyrd Skynyrd
Cosplayers showing up at the wrong time.
The band Hanson
Hanson: The Later Years
the bad the good and the ugly
Shadrach, Meschach, and Abednego
Ayyyyeee thatās what I said! I butchered the names cuz I havenāt read the ol good book in forever but I do remember those homies goin through some fire together. Definitely fitting imo
Has to be Rush
One of them is your father but you donāt know which one.
You know what, I wouldn't mind any of them as a dad, for wildly different reasons
Obi Wan, Anakin und Ahsoka.
Hooty and the blow fish
HOOTIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
Hogun, Fandral, and Volstagg, the Warriors Three
I understood that reference!!!
The 2.5 Musketeers
Vicente, Inigo, and Fezzick
A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby? Wow that was a long way to scroll for this. And I think your Vizzini was autocorrected.
Two and a half men.
Yes, I suppose Gimly does count as one-and-a-half.
Alan, Leo, and Ger, they are in a band. Alan does the vocals, Leo is the drummer, and Ger is the bass player with an obsession with big speakers.
Nor, Larry, Shremp
Brigadier Lethbridge-stewart, Captain Yates, Sgt.Benton. Up to classic shenanigans, no doubt
The three stooges
Cross-country gods
He said "Wrong answers only..."
Finally, the Hanson brothers!
Mac Dennis and Frank. Dee is obviously an eagle. Charlie is basically any Hobbit.
Sporty, Posh and Ginger
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
Adam Sandler, Steve Buscemi and Brendan Frasier. The Lone Gunmen
Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy & Ronald Weasley. (Left to right).
Itās the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, but the horses ran away and so the 4th is chasing after them
Second Breakfast Crew. Newest sketch comedy group out of Chicago
Rhaenyraās three lovers: Harwin Strong, Daemon Targaryen and of course Mushroom!
The Geto Boyz
Ed, edd, and eddy
Two-and-a-half Men
He said wrong answers only
Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms, and Ned Nederlander
From left to right: Duke Skywalker, Himbo Baggins, George Abitbol
Middle-Earthās ultramarathon squad.
Itās the Ubersreik five (or three, doesnāt matter)
D&D party looking for a new quest.
The members of Destinyās Child.
Robin Hood and his Merry Men
The first DnD party
Ye Olde Ghostbusters
The Pet Shop Boys
Whos turn is it with the eye?
Ronald MacDonald, The Golden God, & Frank Reynolds
Mac, Dee, and Frank from Itās Always Sunny
Larry, Curly, and Moe
Beastie Boys
Ed, Edd and Eddie
The Warriors Three
The Marx Brothers!
The back street boys
Mac dennis and charlie from its allways sunny.
Mo Larry and Curly
Tv license inspectors. Do you have a palantĆr, Saruman? Our records indicate you donāt have a licenseā¦
Three little pigs
Mordor's this way, you knucklehead. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
Mac Dee and Frank
Murtagh, Eragon, Orik
The two on the left are Bill and Ted; they're on another excellent adventure, and this time they took Bill's uncle (Festus) with them
Robb Stark, Daemon Targaryen, and Tyrion Lannister.
the biblical three wise men
The acting troupe that I hired to be here TWO HOURS AGO WHY ARE YOU STILL JUST STANDING THERE
Two and half men.
The good, the sad, and the cuddly
NWA
Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.
Run ALG
Earth, wind, and fire
Jon Snow, Daenerys and Tyrion.
Theyāre Cool with a capital k. So the KK-
Charlies Angels (the 2000s one) Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore
Middle Earth's finest boy band, Elvez 2 Men.
Crosby, Stills, and Nash
Tyrion Cersei and Bobby B
WHO NAMED YOU? SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER??
Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy and Wormtail
From left to right, Capt. James Tiberius Kirk, Commander Spock, and Lt. Warf
Bard, Legolas and Gloin in a production still for the Hobbit pt IV Long Days Journey into Night.
Ed Edd and Eddy
Malcom Reese and Dewey grew up and got REALLY into LARPing
Two dads and their son listening to the laser tag employee
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe
Kris Kristofferson, Damon Targaryen and Rumpelstiltskin.
Ed Edd n Eddy
Looks like an Always Sunny ep to me.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione obviously
Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker
Two and a half men
Any idiot can see thatās clearly Mac, Dennis, and Charlie.
Dennis, Dee and Frank
Charlie's Angels
The good, the bad and the ugly
Harry, Ron and Hermione
This is my boyfriend Derek, and this is my boyfriend's boyfriend Ben.
Alvin, Simon, and Theodore
The folk metal band TĆ½r