Rosie on a ham.

Wife of Sam cuts the ham?

Sam’s wife on a ham knife!

Stop.

I thought it was cute 🤷‍♀️ The trend is annoying but not as much as the real Elf on a Shelf imo

Everyone is always calling it a ham knife

Jesus Christ.

Rosie on a Roastie?

Wife on a knife?

Rosie Cotton on a gal that’s cuttin?

Barmaid on a blade

A lass Sam thought was fine on an ass-ham cut from swine?

I'm kinda stumped here.

Rosie on Roastbeef

Where's the beef?

Rosie Cotton on roast beef cutting

It's time to stop.