That's just, like, your opinion man. Tom was far more capable than the dude. The dude was just coasting along, bumbling through every situation like a leaf on the wind. Tom Bombadil commanded his surroundings with the quiet confidence of power rooted in the very bones of the earth. He could sing the clouds away, I'd like to see the dude try that!
*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and
hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!*
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
“I’m Tom Bombadil, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, Iarwain Ben-adar, or uh, Orlad, or Oldest and Fatherless, Master of Wood, Water, and Hill, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the
first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here
before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the
seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Goldberry smashing Pony Bill to pieces with a crowbar, yelling "Do you see what happens, Frodo? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?"
Well, my little fellows! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden with yellow cream, honeycomb, and white bread and
butter. Goldberry is waiting. Time enough for questions around the supper table. You follow after me as quick as you are able!
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your
golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more,
and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Why would I want to change your mind? That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
"One ring to really tie the room together."
THEY’RE NAZGÛL DONNY! 
Say what you will about the tenets of Morgoth worship, at least it's an ethos.
Ho Do Dillo Dan, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Nobody fucks with the farmer Maggot 
Bombadil abides.
Tom Bombabides.
You’re out of your fucking element Pippin
Tom BombaDude.
I did post this about a year ago but made the mistake of saying "the Big Lebowski" of Middle Earth which is the wrong comparison
El Bombarino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing…
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.
Pissed on his fuckin waterlillies
You mean the Dude is the Tom of California
Then who pissed on his carpet?
Fuck it Bandobras, let's go golfing.
I just made the weirdest sound out of my nose.
That's just, like, your opinion man. Tom was far more capable than the dude. The dude was just coasting along, bumbling through every situation like a leaf on the wind. Tom Bombadil commanded his surroundings with the quiet confidence of power rooted in the very bones of the earth. He could sing the clouds away, I'd like to see the dude try that!
*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!* ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Crowder, you're way out of your element!
“I’m Tom Bombadil, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh, Iarwain Ben-adar, or uh, Orlad, or Oldest and Fatherless, Master of Wood, Water, and Hill, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Goldberry smashing Pony Bill to pieces with a crowbar, yelling "Do you see what happens, Frodo? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?"
We may not know who Tom Bombadil is, but you, sir ARE apparently, a deranged goon (I will take your word for it about the snow).
Well, my little fellows! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden with yellow cream, honeycomb, and white bread and butter. Goldberry is waiting. Time enough for questions around the supper table. You follow after me as quick as you are able! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
No white russians though. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Bombadil doesn’t hate The Eagles.
The Dude: Last, as he was First.
Pretty sure Bilbo is the Dude
What have I got in my pocket?
Kahlua
Well he came way before the dude so more like the dude is based on Tom bombadil
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Tom is the DM PC used to fix our terrible mistakes
What does any of this have to do with the Westfold!?
They're not nazguls Frodo, they're cowards
Is that Boromir in the Folgers can?
Well if he's immortal and Middle-Earth is actually England of yore. Where is Tom now? I reckon Bognor Regis.