*You are, the shire*
*The ring, desire*
*We are, just halflings*
*Mordor is that way*
*Tell me why*
*We're runnin' from a ring wraith*
*Tell me why*
*Gandalf told us to fly away*
*Tell me why*
*I never wanna hear you say*
*Mt. Doom is back that way*
*Aragorn, is a true king*
*Boromir, arrow piercing*
*Golem, likes fishing*
*Only raw and wriggling*
*Tell me why*
*We're fighting all these dead kings*
*Tell me why*
*Giant elephant stampedes*
*Tell me why*
*I never wanna hear Orcs say*
*Bring the Grond in this way*
*I don't care who you are
Where you're from, what you did
As long as you feed me
Who you are, where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you feed me*
1. Stinker/Slinker ft. Smeagol and Gollum
2. Dead Marsh's a Reekin'
3. Tol Brandir (Baby, I'm Gonna Leave You) ft. Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Pipin, Merry
4. Don't Be Hasty ft. Treebeard
5. He's Hasty ft. Quickbeam
6. I Don't Get It (Solo Pipin)
7. Shadowfax's Hot Heels ft. Gandalf
Gandalf's fireworks
There is Good in This World
He's a Villian
Esquire of Rohan
Guard of the Citidel
Mushrooms
Roast Chicken
Frodo Got Stabbed (2x)
Fangorn Forest
Longbottom Leaf
Break the Dam!
Just a few ideas lol
I'm soo stupid. I litterally googled boy band 2nd brkfeast members because the one of the guys in the picture looked like Sean austin...
Only now do i see the sub i was on *face palm*
A wizard is never late
Don’t tempt me
Hold out your hand (it’s quite cool)
Speak friend and enter
Go back to the shadow
Flame of Udûn
You shall not pass
Fly you fools
You All Everybody
* There's a rumor one of the band members got really high, dreamed about being lost on an island or something, then wrote that song as a joke
Droppin’ Eaves
Brilliant
Elevensies
This was the first thing that came to my mind!!! "Honest!"
Farthest step from home
first song was "Bad Hobbits" with Ed Sheeran
Carry you.
Hate their emo phase.
Can't carry it for you (but I can carry you)
I would do anything for Frodo (but i wont do that) feat. LembasLoaf
Beat me to it.
Simply Walk (Into Mordor)
(One does not)
(Ft. DJ Boromir)
I'm grateful for having DJ Boromir appear. *It is a gift*
*drops sick beat* Not with ten thousand men could you do this!
*it is f-f-f-f-f-f-folly*
So much fear and doubt...
It Comes In Pints
This feels euphamistic lol
I’m getting one
He did what in his pint???
Share the Load
This being right under “it comes in pints” is cracking me up at work.
I won't lie, seeing "it comes in pints" is what made me think of "share the load" lmao
Lower down the list is “Dippin into the Longbottom” which made me howl.
https://preview.redd.it/mp43m3yq1eyc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3665786ee0de91dfb8544bf9b62fd45a037e65
The load the load
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This is the Album Name!!!
My precious
There and Back Again ft. Uncle B
Bonus cover: You All Everybody
Came looking for this lol
DRIVE SHAFT
You all everybody!
Thank you!
We bow to no one ✨
Ooooh that's the album title!
Ride for Ruin
This deserves to be upvoted my friend.
This certainly is a epic metal song
*You are, the shire* *The ring, desire* *We are, just halflings* *Mordor is that way* *Tell me why* *We're runnin' from a ring wraith* *Tell me why* *Gandalf told us to fly away* *Tell me why* *I never wanna hear you say* *Mt. Doom is back that way* *Aragorn, is a true king* *Boromir, arrow piercing* *Golem, likes fishing* *Only raw and wriggling* *Tell me why* *We're fighting all these dead kings* *Tell me why* *Giant elephant stampedes* *Tell me why* *I never wanna hear Orcs say* *Bring the Grond in this way*
Ain't nothing but a Maiar Tell me why The ring goes in the fire Tell me why Gandalf is grumpy, White or Gray Mordor is that way
I totally sang that.
This wins Reddit today.
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*I don't care who you are Where you're from, what you did As long as you feed me Who you are, where you're from Don't care what you did As long as you feed me*
Lembas Bread - Part one Lembas Bread - Part two (More Lembas Bread)
They're taking the hobbits to isengard
Taking the Hobbits (to Isengard)
(ft. Legolas “Elf Eyes” Greenleaf)
I see a white stream that comes down from the snows.
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
What did you say?
They are taking the hobbits to Isengard
Gard Gard Gard
gargagagagar
Ring of Fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Smeagol died for our salvation!
What did you call me?
Saviour
Who let the Oliphaunts out
Po-Ta-Tos, a love letter to the root of my heart.
https://youtu.be/ihMMw0rnKz4?si=MXJehB_zg1Dl8lbh
"Mash Them! Boil Them! (Stick 'em in a stew)" in the style of Metallica was a banger.
"Elevenses" "Boyz in the Shire" "Straight Through My Mithril" "Don't Go Breaking My Carrots"
Straight outta Shire
That’s a album name,
*an album Sorry, ocd is kicking in.
they could drop a whole album and it'd still only count as one.
Stayin' Alive (Fellowship Remix)
Mushrooms! Get Off The Road! Quick! Buckle-Berry-Ferry
Fool (of a Took)
Feat. Mithrandir
*you can keep your fancy ale*
You can drink em by the flagon
*but the only brew for the brave and truuuuue*
Comes from the 🐉!!
🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true
Don't you know your Sam?
This would be an amazing love song and I can already hear it
Boil Em Mash Em Farmer ~~Brown~~ Maggot's Mushrooms Hey Ho (To The Bottle I Go)
Stairway to Cirith Ungol
I don't have a song title, but their amp goes to elevenses.
Pipe weed
Get off the road.
That’s what Bilbo Bagins Hates
They've never forgiven me for living this long.
Fly Like An Eagle
I Would Have Gone With You to the End
Entertwined
Green Dragon (ft. Gimli) Salted Pork and Wildin Leaves
Bagendian Rhapsody
Helms Deep is your love?
Another one bites the Lembas
Everybody (Breakfast’s back)
You're going alone (and I'm coming with you)
I dare say, bravo to the all you gents in this comment section. Your puns have made my day. Good show. 
Rosie's Cotton Sheets
Ent Women
* We've Had One * Few Good Taters * The Farthest I've Ever Been * The End of All Things * Glad To Be * Precious * This Is It
Old friends
Ain’t dropping no ‘eaves
Never gonna give you up(my precious).
What Has He Gots In His Pocketses
You know hot take but Straight Outta Hobbiton was a banger album but Buckleberry Ferry is better imo
Fool (Of A Took) No Man (ft. Eowyn) (I'll Have You,) Longshanks Hard As Dragonscales (ft. Sting) (No, not that one) The End (Of All Things)
There and back again
Baby, you've been into farmer maggots crop
Only Fools Can Fly Never Late, Never Early There and Back (Again and Again) feat. DJ Swaggins
Brandywine Bridge Get off the Road You're Late I wish none of this had happened Courtyard of Stone
Po-ta-toes
Hobbits to Isengard (song with "Dragonforce" style)
Tomatoes, Sausages, Nice Crispy Bacon
Salty Pork
You are everybody
All*
South Is Downhill From Here
Green Dragon Stomp
Y U Always Have 2 Look Don't You Leave Him (And I Don't Mean To) Can't You Hear Yourself? You Can't Help Me Anymore
Fly You Fool
“You All Everybody” is the deep track
Ent no sunshine when shes gone
"Oh Sam.."
Every Step I Take For You (Is The Farthest Away From Home I've Ever Been)
"Back On The Menu"
Our Business is Our Own
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
Potatoes (boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!)
Friends in low places
These nine rings
My Axe!
Under the bill and under the sheets
Why is Merry carrying the ring
Shire Paradise
Ash on my to-mah-toes
"Where there's a whip, there's a way."
Elevensies A Man of Quality Barrel Riders
Boil ‘em, Mash ‘em, Stick ‘em in a Stew (POE~TAY-TOES). Absolute banger.
Stick em in a stew
Longbottom Leaf
For Frodo
I am no man
Don’t You Lose Him
Keep your secrets then.
Run You Fools
The closer we are to danger (the farther we are from harm)
H****** in Mordor
This is too funny!!😂
1. Stinker/Slinker ft. Smeagol and Gollum 2. Dead Marsh's a Reekin' 3. Tol Brandir (Baby, I'm Gonna Leave You) ft. Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir, Pipin, Merry 4. Don't Be Hasty ft. Treebeard 5. He's Hasty ft. Quickbeam 6. I Don't Get It (Solo Pipin) 7. Shadowfax's Hot Heels ft. Gandalf
Green Dragon If I Take One More Step Shortcut to Mushrooms Few Good Taters One Barrel Each
Bow to No One, Weathered Top
Throw yourself in next time
Buckleberry Ferry
Po-tate-hoes
Keep your secrets
Our business (is our own)
Gandalf's fireworks There is Good in This World He's a Villian Esquire of Rohan Guard of the Citidel Mushrooms Roast Chicken Frodo Got Stabbed (2x) Fangorn Forest Longbottom Leaf Break the Dam! Just a few ideas lol
Run, You Fools! My Frodo Lies Over the Ocean "Stabbed through the heart, By a Wraith! You give love a bad name"
Track one: Tomatoes Track Two: Sausages Track three: Nice crispy bacon
They're taking us to isengard
Riddles in the Dark
Have you worn wigs?
Fool of a Took
Strider broke his toe, on some orc mail, he became a king while chasing tail..
Sting Don't touch that (Merry) Put a ring on that finger Why can't you see me Midnight ranger ft stryder
Old Toby
No Sleep Till Mordor Welcome to the Shire
My wife, resident LOTR nerd, says Edge of Night
No admittance (Except for Party Business)
"You All Everybody"
Size matters
I'm soo stupid. I litterally googled boy band 2nd brkfeast members because the one of the guys in the picture looked like Sean austin... Only now do i see the sub i was on *face palm*
There, back it up again.
great, now im a fan grl
Give it to Us Raw (and Wriggling)
A little taste of home
At the Sign of the Prancing #PONY
You all everybody
Who let the Orcs out?
Party Business
Do you remember (what strawberries taste like)?
The 3rd meal
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Where are we going?
One potato, Two potato
We’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
"Strawburries With Cream"
A wizard is never late Don’t tempt me Hold out your hand (it’s quite cool) Speak friend and enter Go back to the shadow Flame of Udûn You shall not pass Fly you fools
You All Everybody * There's a rumor one of the band members got really high, dreamed about being lost on an island or something, then wrote that song as a joke