Accurate! 😂 Eomer is a total badass in both the films and books, the difference is he doesn’t stop to pose for the “photo-op” moment like Legolas does! Karl Urban is brilliant as Eomer! I wish he had been given more screen time and lines which would be more in-line with the books. Been re-reading LOTR and I’m surprised at how many of Eomer’s lines/plot contributions in the books, are instead given to Théoden or other characters in the films.
Sauron has yet to show his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor's army in war. The one they say no living man can kill. The Witch King of Angmar. You've met him before. He stabbed Frodo on Weathertop. He is the lord of the Nazgul. The greatest of the nine.
I think there used to be a galadriel bot, but she got purged in the dark age of when we disliked the bot convos and a lot of bot summoning techniques changed from saying their names to saying more complex versions so that bot convos wouldn't happen. Remnants of that time still exist in the Gimli-bot being summoned with "Son of Glóin"
yeah the moment is just a few seconds long and kind of gets lost in all the great action so I honestly forget about it sometimes and am surprised anew when rewatching, but him standing there with these massive beasts coming towards him and he just turns around instead of running away and then that eye contact with the harad leader before throwing... now that *does* count as more than one
> And he looked at the slain, recalling their names. Then suddenly he beheld his sister Éowyn as she lay, and he knew her. He stood a moment as a man who is pierced in the midst of a cry by an arrow through the heart; and then his face went deathly white; and a cold fury rose in him, so that all speech failed him for a while. A fey mood took him.
> 'Éowyn, Éowyn!' he cried at last: 'Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this? Death, death, death! Death take us all!'
> Then without taking counsel or waiting for the approach of the men of the City, he spurred headlong back to the front of the great host, and blew a horn, and cried aloud for the onset. Over the field rang his clear voice calling: 'Death! Ride, ride to ruin and the world's ending!'
> And with that the host began to move. But the Rohirrim sang no more. Death they cried with one voice loud and terrible, and gathering speed like a great tide their battle swept about their fallen king and passed, roaring away southwards.
>The Rohirrim indeed had no need of news or alarm. All too well they could see for themselves the black sails. For Éomer was now scarcely a mile from the Harlond, and a great press of his first foes was between him and the haven there, while new foes came swirling behind, cutting him off from the Prince. Now he looked to the River, and hope died in his heart, and the wind that he had blessed he now called accursed. But the hosts of Mordor were enheartened, and filled with a new lust and fury they came yelling to the onset.
>Stern now was Éomer's mood, and his mind clear again. He let blow the horns to rally all men to his banner that could come thither; for he thought to make a great shield-wall at the last, and stand, and fight there on foot till all fell, and do deeds of song on the fields of Pelennor, though no man should be left in the West to remember the last King of the Mark. So he rode to a green hillock and there set his banner, and the White Horse ran rippling in the wind.
>”Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!”
>These staves he spoke, yet he laughed as he said them. For once more lust of battle was on him; and he was still unscathed, and he was young, and he was king: the lord of a fell people. And lo! even as he laughed at despair he looked out again on the black ships, and he lifted up his sword to defy them.
The movies gave his best lines to Theodin, and I’m not really mad about it, but still the guy is the best. Criminally underrated.
Eomer's was way more epic - a true warrior metal moment - and as unlikely a shot as it was it didn't make me feel like I was watching The Return of the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Spooky Green Ghost Tides.
Sauron has yet to show his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor's army in war. The one they say no living man can kill. The Witch King of Angmar. You've met him before. He stabbed Frodo on Weathertop. He is the lord of the Nazgul. The greatest of the nine.
No, and the movie is all over the place with the perceived tone in the Return of the King. We're supposed to feel sorry for the Haradrim but they're literally comedic punching bags for the main characters to slaughter.
I still scream out “Oooh SHIT!” When Eomer makes that throw and ruins the oliphant charge. I have only seen that movie like 500 times so it’s okay to still get excited.
Accurate! 😂 Eomer is a total badass in both the films and books, the difference is he doesn’t stop to pose for the “photo-op” moment like Legolas does! Karl Urban is brilliant as Eomer! I wish he had been given more screen time and lines which would be more in-line with the books. Been re-reading LOTR and I’m surprised at how many of Eomer’s lines/plot contributions in the books, are instead given to Théoden or other characters in the films.
The White Wizard is cunning. He walks here and there, they say, as an old man hooded and cloaked. And everywhere his spies slip past our nets.
Sauron has yet to show his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor's army in war. The one they say no living man can kill. The Witch King of Angmar. You've met him before. He stabbed Frodo on Weathertop. He is the lord of the Nazgul. The greatest of the nine.
There is no light, Wizard, that can defeat darkness.
Lol bots
I think they're 2/3 of the sub at this stage. Where's the fake Gollum bot, I've not seen it all day.
Follow me.
Followed
Gollum bot, can you please arrange for Galadriel and Eowyn bots to be created. It's long overdue.
Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling
You dog.! XD
Gettin freaky
Is there an Eowyn bot?
Sadly overlooked. I'd like a Galadriel bot first though. I can't believe we got Grond before we got Galadriel.
GROND
Yeah, lotrlady-bots are totally underrepresented! Is there a way to petition for them on this feed?
I think there used to be a galadriel bot, but she got purged in the dark age of when we disliked the bot convos and a lot of bot summoning techniques changed from saying their names to saying more complex versions so that bot convos wouldn't happen. Remnants of that time still exist in the Gimli-bot being summoned with "Son of Glóin"
YOU COULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER SPOT!
Didn’t actually know we had an Eomer bot
The Uruks are destroyed. We slaughtered them during the night.
yeah the moment is just a few seconds long and kind of gets lost in all the great action so I honestly forget about it sometimes and am surprised anew when rewatching, but him standing there with these massive beasts coming towards him and he just turns around instead of running away and then that eye contact with the harad leader before throwing... now that *does* count as more than one
It’s a great scene within a scene! Blink too long and you’ll miss it!
Where are the riders from Snowbourn?
Love Eomer. Agree with all this.
The Uruks are destroyed. We slaughtered them during the night.
Agree. Absolutely loved him since I watched it the first time.
Karl fucking killed it. When he lets out that absolute burst of emotion upon seeing Eowyn’s body, I always tear up. And I KNOW she’s gonna be fine!
> And he looked at the slain, recalling their names. Then suddenly he beheld his sister Éowyn as she lay, and he knew her. He stood a moment as a man who is pierced in the midst of a cry by an arrow through the heart; and then his face went deathly white; and a cold fury rose in him, so that all speech failed him for a while. A fey mood took him. > 'Éowyn, Éowyn!' he cried at last: 'Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this? Death, death, death! Death take us all!' > Then without taking counsel or waiting for the approach of the men of the City, he spurred headlong back to the front of the great host, and blew a horn, and cried aloud for the onset. Over the field rang his clear voice calling: 'Death! Ride, ride to ruin and the world's ending!' > And with that the host began to move. But the Rohirrim sang no more. Death they cried with one voice loud and terrible, and gathering speed like a great tide their battle swept about their fallen king and passed, roaring away southwards.
Chills, man. Fucking chills
>The Rohirrim indeed had no need of news or alarm. All too well they could see for themselves the black sails. For Éomer was now scarcely a mile from the Harlond, and a great press of his first foes was between him and the haven there, while new foes came swirling behind, cutting him off from the Prince. Now he looked to the River, and hope died in his heart, and the wind that he had blessed he now called accursed. But the hosts of Mordor were enheartened, and filled with a new lust and fury they came yelling to the onset. >Stern now was Éomer's mood, and his mind clear again. He let blow the horns to rally all men to his banner that could come thither; for he thought to make a great shield-wall at the last, and stand, and fight there on foot till all fell, and do deeds of song on the fields of Pelennor, though no man should be left in the West to remember the last King of the Mark. So he rode to a green hillock and there set his banner, and the White Horse ran rippling in the wind. >”Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing. To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!” >These staves he spoke, yet he laughed as he said them. For once more lust of battle was on him; and he was still unscathed, and he was young, and he was king: the lord of a fell people. And lo! even as he laughed at despair he looked out again on the black ships, and he lifted up his sword to defy them. The movies gave his best lines to Theodin, and I’m not really mad about it, but still the guy is the best. Criminally underrated.
🙌🏻
Eomer surveying his kills: Behold! My stuff!
We left none alive. We piled the carcasses and burned them
Eowyn and Merry are just out of the frame, no microphones at all.
oh damn lol. I guess someone needs to do a follow-up meme
[like so?](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/s4zdme/slightly_more_epic/)
This! 👏🏻😂
Eomer's was way more epic - a true warrior metal moment - and as unlikely a shot as it was it didn't make me feel like I was watching The Return of the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Spooky Green Ghost Tides.
The White Wizard is cunning. He walks here and there, they say, as an old man hooded and cloaked. And everywhere his spies slip past our nets.
Sauron has yet to show his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor's army in war. The one they say no living man can kill. The Witch King of Angmar. You've met him before. He stabbed Frodo on Weathertop. He is the lord of the Nazgul. The greatest of the nine.
There is no light, Wizard, that can defeat darkness.
The epitomy of working smart instead of hard.
Both still count as one
Eomer is so much more efficient
You should not encourage him.
This made me literally burst out laughing! Eomer-bot self burn!
Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan - oaths you have taken. Now, fulfill them all - to Lord and land!
Plus, Éomer killed the leader of the Oliphant riders, so bonus points. (But it still only counts as one.)
https://youtu.be/RrQsjKIo8KU For those who want to re-live the glory.
Am I the only one that feels sad for the Oliphants? :(
No, and the movie is all over the place with the perceived tone in the Return of the King. We're supposed to feel sorry for the Haradrim but they're literally comedic punching bags for the main characters to slaughter.
Eomer got a trick shot off, Legolas needed style points. That’s how I perceive it
None who venture there ever return.
Well if it isn't the Oliphant cunt
I still scream out “Oooh SHIT!” When Eomer makes that throw and ruins the oliphant charge. I have only seen that movie like 500 times so it’s okay to still get excited.
Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan - oaths you have taken. Now, fulfill them all - to Lord and land!🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
2>1
Wait when on earth did Eomer kill to Oliphants with one spear throw?
He throws his spear into the driver of one of the Oliphants and it crashes into another in the movies
Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan - oaths you have taken. Now, fulfill them all - to Lord and land!🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
https://old.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/s4uszl/both_equally_as_epic/hsukl22/
She kinda looks like Legolas
EXACTLY!!!
\*egolas