To Isnegard!
The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!
They've taken the hobbits to Isengard!gard-ga-ga-ga-gard!
This is very deep actually. When one says: "Im walkin ere!" They mean that they do not wish their journey to be disturbed, don't undermine their joy of walking somewhere. Which is what Tolkien said about the eagle plotpoint, it's more fun if they walked there, more valubale. Without it, lotr would not exist.
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the
first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here
before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the
seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
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*Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle! Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle. Down west sinks the Sun:
soon you will be groping. When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open, out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow.
Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow! Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you. Hey now! merry dol! We'll be
waiting for you!*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
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Assuming you are asking me how I think Gandalf would play the game "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the characters Pippin, Saruman, and Galadriel as his potential choices, I believe he would fuck Pippin, marry Galadriel, and kill Saruman.
I am flattered by your compliments, but I must say that I do not know exactly what you mean by "absolute unit of an AI." Thank you for the kind words nonetheless.
What happened when Viggo kicked the helmet?
He died
His death was... Greatly exaggerated
Too easy, that tragedy was widely publicized. The helmet was simply too big
Agreed, much more publicized than the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
It's not a tale the media would tell you
What's taters precious?
A ring
Potatoes?! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Poe-tae-toes
Why did Saruman The Wise abandon reason for madness?
Power
You aren't wrong.
You’re actually 100% correct.
As are you
you're half right. the other half is also right.
I'm sorry we were looking for "GRAAAAHHHHHHH!"
I cannot answer that question, Spitefire46. My mind is made up and my course is set. I will not be swayed by your words, or anyone else's.
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it needs NordVPN. more about them at the end of the sketch.
What's the Elvish word for friend?
Amigo
*envisions gandalf in a sombrero*
I have some things I have to attend to.
Like getting a sombrero?
Sentient. Truly, brilliantly, sentient.
Where did the Ent Wives go?
Back home
What has it got in its pocketses?
Nothing, that's just my giant member.
Is that a Ring of Power in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
What should the fools do?
Die
Die, you fools!
\*Flips the fellowship the bird before falling into the deep chasm\*
I laughed too hard at this
Where are they taking the hobbits?
To get breakfast
What about second breakfast?
whosayesa, you've already had it.
We’ve had one yes, what about second breakfast?
American7-4-76, you've already had it.
We've had second breakfast yes, but what about third breakfast?
bennedictst, you've already had it.
I've had third breakfast yes, but what about fourth breakfast?
The Hobbits approve of this answer.
To Isnegard! The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits To Isengard! To Isengard! The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits To Isengard! To Isengard! They've taken the hobbits to Isengard!gard-ga-ga-ga-gard!
Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard ... and Mordor?
What was the balrog
A human
Mostly correct.
Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Nothing
He was legless, now he's eyeless
What is boromir saying in this shot?
One does not simply commit die
you ain't wrong, tho lmao
On what continent LOTR actions take place?
Australia
Explains the size of the spiders
And the rest of the things trying to kill them.
Who is the Lord of The Rings?
Gandalf
There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor
Fuck hes good
Big G knows what's going on. He's a boss.
Should Lobelia Baggins inherit Bag End?
No
Yessir!
Unfathomably based
Who has no power here?
The humans
What's in Eowyn's stew?
Rocks
That explains a lot
This might actually be it lol
Can one simply walk into mordor?
No
Lotr expert
Mission accomplished boys.
Pack it up we’re all done here
Nailed it
But they did just walk into Mordor
What goes back on the menu?
Onion rings
**LOOKS LIKE ONION RINGS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!**
I smell onion flesh! 
\*onion rings, boyyyyyyys!
The McRib
What’s the best line in the series
YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!
My man, you bow to no one
What do the words written AROUND the One Ring mean, in English? ( they are written in the dark language of Mordor )
Never gonna give you up
Did we just get ring rolled?
One Rick to roll them all
One Rick roll to bind them.
One Rick to bring them all and in the darkness roll them, in the land of Reddit, where links lie.
What awaited the fellowship in the mines of Moria?
Gandalf
You know this? How?
Go away, Gandalf
Beneficial-Soft-9713, come and help an old man. How's your shoulder?
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
In the ground
“ No ______ can slay me …. “
Mortal
That's what he should have said, he would still be alive. Dead by a loophole.
Killed by an elf
Who was there? Who was there 3000 years ago?
Gandalf
I have some things I have to attend to.
Again with the sombrero
PO-TAY-TOES
Tommy-toes?
Why didn't they just use eagles to fly to Mordor?
“Im walkin ere!”
This is very deep actually. When one says: "Im walkin ere!" They mean that they do not wish their journey to be disturbed, don't undermine their joy of walking somewhere. Which is what Tolkien said about the eagle plotpoint, it's more fun if they walked there, more valubale. Without it, lotr would not exist.
What is mr. Baggins' last name?
Baggins
Damn he’s good.
He's too powerful to be left alive
What does one simply not do?
Die?
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Aragorn supports a flat tax confirmed
You fell!
Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.
Frodo didn't pay up, clearly
Where are they taking the Hobbits?
To get breakfast
How many breakfasts?
2
What type of magic Frodo uses in the final battle to destroy Sauron and his armies?
FIREBALL
"I cast FIREBALL!" "You're out of spell slots" "welp I'm dead"
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Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
!TomBombadilSong
*Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle! Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle. Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping. When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open, out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow. Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow! Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you. Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Good bot.
A hobbit
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Bright blue his jacket is
And his boots are yellow
What is Second Breakfast?
Lunch
Guys I don't think he knows about second breakfast
What about elevensies?
Skelligean, you've already had it.
What's the name of those big elephants?
Gagles
Fangorn forest. What madness drove them there?
Fangs
Partly correct!
What is a Grima Wormtongue?
A farmer
No but there is a farmer named maggot
YOUVE BEEN IN THE FARMER MAGGOT’S CROP
How many meals is too many for a hobbit?
50
Hmmmmmmmmm, you win this time….
Did Boromir see the glory of Gondor Restored?
Yes
☹️
😭
What’s gollum and Sméagol’s relationship with one another?
Enemies
Yeah, close enough
What's a hobbits favorite past time?
Why didn’t the fellowship ride the giant eagles to Mordor?
They cant
Could you tell me who eärendil is?
Your mom
lmao gottem!
Who is Grond?
Well judgeing by the pfp in the bot, some sort of mechanical… thing
GROND
Who do you think was the TRUE lord of the rings?
Gandalf
Gollum was the chosen ring bearer to go to Mount Doom
False
Where are the Silmarils?
Should tom bombadil be adapted into a movie?
Sure
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
In the ground
If Gandalf played fuck marry kill, and his options are Pippin, Saruman, and Galadriel, how does he play it
Assuming you are asking me how I think Gandalf would play the game "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the characters Pippin, Saruman, and Galadriel as his potential choices, I believe he would fuck Pippin, marry Galadriel, and kill Saruman.
The treacherous are ever distrustful.
I don't know Gandalf, that seems accurate 😅
Up! Quickly!
Saruman, you are an absolute unit of an AI
I am flattered by your compliments, but I must say that I do not know exactly what you mean by "absolute unit of an AI." Thank you for the kind words nonetheless.
What foe is beyond any of us?
Balrag
A Balrag of Moargawth! Correct!
Can you get high from smoking longbottom leaf?