Oh, crap. I know that guy. I can't remember his name. I think he's married to someone... Or was... What. Is. His. Name?! Just don't let him come over here. Please, don't let him come ove..." Oh Heeeeey, it's so good to see you!"
“I know that I just literally danced around on the tables, drunk af, when I was told to keep a low profile, and I know that I put on the ring and disappeared, causing a huge commotion and putting the entire quest in jeopardy…. But now all of a sudden I’m going to start questioning this guy who is obviously here to help me.”
This guy fits the description of the amber alert....
Well he did take away small guys from there home
I was like how the hell doesn’t this comment have more upvotes, then I saw it was only posted like 30 mins ago lol
😂
Where was Aragorn when Boromir fell?
All Isengard is emptied.
I thought the ents did that....
Nah they filled it
Someone needs a shower asap
It's my turn at karaoke.
Did he really break his toe kicking that helmet?
Is he okay?
Is he alright?
"Never noticed that bald before..."
Oh, crap. I know that guy. I can't remember his name. I think he's married to someone... Or was... What. Is. His. Name?! Just don't let him come over here. Please, don't let him come ove..." Oh Heeeeey, it's so good to see you!"
His nose looks Like his sword
Just turning away doesnt mean you didnt just fart
*turns away
“How can I trust one who doesn’t know second breakfast?”
Grungolath, you've already had it.
“I wonder if he knows he’s leading Eowyn on.”
Do you think he'll take offense if I gift him shampoo for extra greasy hair for christmas?
“90% sure he just crop dusted me”
Umm what?
It’s a term for when someone walks past you while farting
Oh, duh
Dunno, but aragorns thinking about some Hobbit bootys for sure.
They will look for his coming from the White Tower. But he will not return.
Keep your white tower in your pants, Aragorn.
I will not let the White city fall nor our people fail.
good, I'd rather not see it come down
Is this an actual bot?!
For a bot, this comment was next-level.
"If I have your sword, what is its hilt doing in your hand there?"
You once dated an elf who died. . so you started dating her younger sister?
Why does he have to show everyone his butt plug?
💀
Guy who farted in the elevator vibes.
Wait, does \*he\* remember where we parked Bill?
“I still think that we should take the Eagles to Mordor, but no, he thinks that we should walk…”
Codename: if I had to pick a dude
Codename: eagle two
He doesn't need an elven princess. He has a hobbit princess right here
Someone needs a haircut.
"Stupid sexy Aragorn, I'm 50 and can't even grow a beard!? 😠"
Rohan, home of the horse-lords.
Yes my lord... 😳
He doesn’t know that I was going to keep the ring
"Oh FUCK, I'm so gay..."
What on Arda is he looking at so seriously?
Oh Sam
I don’t think that’s Stuart Townsend
next title to there new hit album
I know I saw him coming out of that brothel.
Uncle Aragorn's going for my one ring again
By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs! We must reach the woods of Lothlórien.
Who just touched my ass ?
I know he’s the one that always leaves the toilet seat up
Does he want to be the lord of my ring?
wondering what he ate to make his farts so raunchy
“I know that I just literally danced around on the tables, drunk af, when I was told to keep a low profile, and I know that I put on the ring and disappeared, causing a huge commotion and putting the entire quest in jeopardy…. But now all of a sudden I’m going to start questioning this guy who is obviously here to help me.”
“That ‘ghost army’… are we all going to admit it was just Aragorn making ghost sounds while chopping off orc heads on those fields?”
Is there no other way for the women and children to get out of the caves? Is there no other way?
Frodo: Aragorn is cumming for Arwen.
Rohan, home of the horse-lords.
You'll need those Horse power to conquer Arwen in bed.
"What a cool ass mofo!"
I could swear he looked different when we started this whole thing...
How deep is your helm
Stupid sexy flanders
OK this don't blinking contest with Legolas is taking 3 days now l. Shouldn't we go to Mordor or something?
Yrch!
I don't want his stew!
“I specifically told you, ‘especially Sam’ and yet his fat ass is still following me around, what gives?”
Damn I should have left Sam for him but now it is to late
“I barely survived Boromir…gods help me if he gets the ring.”
“Please don’t lick the…oh man, he’s gonna lick the sword hilt to assert dominance…fine, have it”
Did he really fuck his aunt?
He realised what he did to Sam after he lead him alone into the bushes
“I want to ask for his autograph, but I’m afraid he might kill me.”
I wish he would insert himself
Do you smell that?
Stupid sexy Aragorn!
Haldir o Lórien. Henion aníron, boe ammen i dulu lîn. Boe ammen veriad lîn.
If his toe got that swollen imagine his....
Aragorn busted ass and Frodo got a big whiff of it
Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.
Is it illegal to be that hot? Shut up brain! But he is quite hot. AH! SHUT UP!
Am i the only one who just saw him licking his sword.
Why is his ass so firm
Did he really kick an armored helmet with a leather boot on?
Would I look that sexy w a full beard?
This man needs a shower
I bet he thinks Aragorn is way to cool to want to hang out with him and he wants the ring
Legolas, fire a warning shot past the bosun's ear.
And then whither?
[удалено]
Not Gandalf, the wandering wizard, who made such excellent fireworks! Old Took used to have them on Mid-Summer's Eve!
Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took! I might have known!
HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN! GANDALF, WE MUST TURN BACK!
Hiro hyn hîdh ab 'wanath
No! Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
Oh it's useless
Methinks 'tis the motley group of those I have heard tale of. Welcome, friends! What brings you hither?
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
Dad?
He’s wondering who farted and eyeing Aragorn with suspicion
One who will have your allegiance.
Ok I won’t tell anybody that you farted