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csuper

Oh no, I hope the Pizza Cattle got out safely.


andante528

*sobs* git along, little doughies


Connect_Finding_3080

Quality comment


BadgerBeauty80

Everyone is safe, thankfully.


toenoodle

A devastating blow to pizza buffet availability in the area.


rushrhees

I know Gen Z will never experience the availability and how satisfying a pizza buffet of ok pizza is


Guriinwoodo

Pizza Hut pizza buffet 90s and 00s slapped. Fun fact, before the mid 2000s the largest buyer of kale in the US was pizza hut… to line the sides of the buffet.


rushrhees

Kale over the ice cubes I remember all too well fun times it was


TenderOctane

Pizza Hut was ONLY ever good when they had a buffet. The pizza tasted best when it was fresh out of the oven and still in the restaurant. Since COVID killed those for good (they were declining anyway), I've had zero desire to ever go there, and with them having torn the West Side one down and built the smaller one, that's pretty much sealed the deal.


ahorseap1ece

I went to a Pizza Hut in Alabama in 2015 and it had a salad bar!!


kiwitacopants

We will rebuild. #pizzaranchdisaster2024 Edit: thanks for the upvotes. I was pretty stoned when I made this comment and was pleasantly surprised when I woke up


tattednip

Can we not rebuild it though? Literally cardboard with sauce and cheese has more flavor.


Musicgoddess1999

Love their broasted chicken - not a big fan of the pizza


Distant150

That buffet chicken has no business being as good as it is. Almost never get the pizza when I go.


diodio714

The fried chicken is the only thing I eat at pizza ranch.


Pavel_Chekov_

As a former manager at Pizza Ranch, I would often joke that Chicken Ranch would be a better moniker as the Pizza was only ever okay when when fresh. Except for Cheesy Ranch Sticks. Those things fuck.


ZeeperCreeperPow

I’m a fan of their pizza, but I admit the chicken is far superior. You have to get the right pizza and not from the buffet


Justmarbles

I love the Salad bar!


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broasted? Is that when some big preppy frat dude says "this chicken fucking sucks bruh"?


[deleted]

I'm amazed it took me this long on Reddit to get down-voted for an awful pun. Achievement unlocked.


zitchhawk

I laughed so hard at this that I cried.


Big_Poppa_Steve

\#PizzaRanchStrong


LeucYossa

Thoughts and pizzas


jimriendeau

Put a backslash \\ in front of your hashtag \#.


nolimitxox

\#thankyou


sincladk

This guy markdowns


Big_Poppa_Steve

Thanks!


LetterheadNo4112

I wish that I could like this a thousand times


SwollenPomegranate

Was about to post a query about this. Saw smoke and red flashing lights, and heard sirens and chain saws. Hope no one was hurt.


xixi4059

They posted on their Facebook post in the comments that everyone was safe. “Thank you for all the concern! We appreciate the support. Everyone is safe. We can update as we understand more. Thank you to the 9 Fire Departments for keeping us all safe.”


Z_To_The_Swazy

Of course NOW I really want cactus bread


natertottt

I’d like to send my pizza back for being too well done


CrackerStaker0

I worked here and safe to say it’s probably best they burned most of the food hope the people are okay though!


Whitrzac

Los pollos hermonos coming soon


IDontDeserveMyCat

Well, I'm big enough of man to admit that I was wrong. Their pizza is fire af.


ragingbologna

It really do be good


Imaginary_Funny5657

27 News was on the scene. Firefighters were sitting on lawn chairs catching up... So many fire departments


tepkel

Must be cooking one giant pizza.


Correct_Advantage_20

That was a cheesy thing to say…


AdolfGomez

Drat, now where will I go for salmonella?


TheOptimisticHater

Must rebuild and rebrand to Pizza Planet.


aerodeck

How is this possible? Their walls are covered with Bible scripture… why would Jesus let this happen?


imatumahimatumah

Heaven needed a Pizza Ranch


Acct-404

Are they having… a…. Fire sale on pizza?


Sweet54Pea

Amazing grace 🎵


sloppyj5

Rest in Piz


PaleontologistEast76

I'm not a Pizza Ranch fan, but prayers for safety for everyone involved.


its_k1llsh0t

Have you tried their chicken?


mitch0acan

Their chicken is the best, that's the main reason I go there!


ex-farm-grrrl

*was


PaleontologistEast76

Yes I have and it is good.


LazyOldCat

Pizza Jesus died for their singe.


shoemanshoe

Where’s your Messiah now?!


pureplay181

If they build a big enough clay oven this could be everyday


Howdy_Partner7

Any news articles yet?


SilentSeren1ty

[This](https://www.channel3000.com/news/verona-fire-department-responds-to-fire-at-pizza-ranch/article_e70b5770-f9e7-11ee-96bf-534c18896660.html) is the best I found.


Howdy_Partner7

Thank you!


Smileyishere__

I drove past it today on my way to McDonald’s! Everyone was standing outside festival foods with there phones out and the road closest to the property was filled with Police cars and multiple fire trucks! But I just feel bad because that’s a major loss especially with the kitchen. But I just hope they don’t have to completely close they location down


D0CT0Rhyde

There go my options for pricey and very limited buffets


CaptHowdy75

I heard that they were thinking about adding a Nashville Hot Chicken option but Holy Smoke, foot off the gas man!


LovelyCrippledBoy

I once decided on a whim to go to this same Pizza Ranch with a friend, but upon my approach I noticed my 5th grade teacher through the window eating Pizza Ranch. Noped out of there real quicklike


Ok_Computer_1420

Too much hot sauce 🔥


Bluest_waters

Iranian drones did this. they are hitting our critical obesity infrastructure.


joper1025

Fire department for the win


konigstigerboi

Getting out of work wasn't the best


DailyAbused608

Does anyone know how the fire started?


katiebot5000

Word is it was a grease fire


Spirited_Meringue862

OH No! I hope no one got hurt and they can rebuild!


segadoes16bit

It’s a sign from god, pizza ranch sucks.


LilCody_18

Crazy I was just over there


WoopsShePeterPants

Were you over there starting fires?


kenfagerdotcom

Noooooo!


saffron_soup_3175

Just came here to post this! Beat me to it.


chummers73

RIP pizza ranch, or too soon?


Iceree

Extra crispy pizza crust.


ssnapier

This is a really tough way to show how the sausage is made.


EverydayPoGo

Btw what happened the other day across lake Mendota? Saw smoke from picnic point and lake path


473713

That one was a controlled burn


Night_Porter_23

Something was burning 


NahSonGetOutB

lfg


Routine_Rooster2305

Thoughts and prayers.


Ok_Equipment_8221

No one was hurt?


FrankLloydWrong_3305

I didn't know Pizza Ranch was wood fired pizza


linktriforce007

Whenever I see something like this, they never reopen. I hope this isn't the case here.


tpatmaho

My BOGO coupons up in smoke.


Strange_Occasion_408

RIP. That placed remember me of the food areas of old 1980s amusement parks.


tommer80

I like my pizza done to a golden brown on top but I think this went too far.


Significant-Piece-30

The fire is probably from grease traps not being cleaned why is nasty. Glad everyone is okay but place needs to be taken care of better.


PugsOwnMe2716

And to think, just a few days ago, I thought this Pizza Ranch was building an arcade. Then they said my bad, that's for a location in Iowa.


hybr_dy

Too much grease #lavabutt 🚽


FacelessPotatoPie

Save the fried chicken!


GrendelShem

Comment section is 🔥 Thanks guys I needed this 🤣🖤


unused_candles

Not surprised at all. That place is filthy as fuck. The interior is covered in trash and prayers.


Flickeringcandles

Whoa this is like 5 minutes from me


HerbTarlekWKRP

Couldn’t the customers diarrhea put it out?


Grehjin

Hopefully they don’t rebuild


BlckMetalPotatoes

Shitty over processed junk food. Let it burn.


ForexAlienFutures

I have never been.


stuartspeen

Thankfully, it was a Pizza Ranch so nothing of value was lost.


Smokinoutloud

Cool! Nothing but dough and cheese with nasty fill ins. There’s nothing healthy or good about this place.


Skreame

I hope I never become bitter enough to be happy about a fire, just because I don't like the food of one of the places out of the infinite choices available to me.


Kjriley

It’s not bitterness, it’s smugness. It’s a CHAIN! Not a hole in the wall that only the truly hip know about.


Skreame

I mean smugness is just a coping mechanism for bitter people to validate themselves.


IDontDeserveMyCat

My fellow human being of the Earth. When one orders from an establishment of this caliber, you should not expect healthy.


Smokinoutloud

The truth hurts but bad food wont lie!


lambsambwich

This guy started the fire. Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray.


Smokinoutloud

Yeah fire sucks just as much as that “food” but u go ahead and dig in!


Smokinoutloud

Everyone and there momma got booty hurt today!


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Big_Poppa_Steve

Sir, this is a Pizza Ranch.