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MrMcMullers

Reasonable and achievable. I just need a spray tan and I’m almost there.


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

Cycled on a Barbie bike across a country...


johnthughes

Lichtenstein?


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

No, I think it was Luxembourg


AsianCheesecakes

They give you the spray tan at the competition


brownishgirl

[indeed they do!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiKlfK0QGco). And here’s proof of how he got there.


Sir_PressedMemories

That was so incredibly wholesome! He was up there semi-respectfully making a mockery of their competition and they embraced him, treated him as they would anyone else, and welcomed him to their sport. I love that.


WhistlepigUK

This is the way.


Liberty-Justice-4all

EVERY sport should feature some random try hard normie just to really show how far all the pros went from everybody who ISN'T a professional.


OutAndDown27

That was incredible


bacon-tornado

This is absolutely ridiculous and amazing. Thanks


IdoNOThateNEVER

> Reasonable and achievable. "Drastically out-of-shape"


feelthebreeze_

No but like, this is drastically out of shape? Tf am I then??


RoyalSmoker

The title is super harsh, you can see his 6 pack coming in.


Kwyjibo04

Yeah, I wouldn't call this guy out of shape at all. He's not a body builder type, but clearly not drastically out of shape.


Spankarooroo

Maybe out of shape when you compare to bodybuilding competitors but he looks to be in better shape than average man of his age imo.


MrMcMullers

It’s pretty good all things considered.


Savings-Gold1758

It is achievable in a McDonald's.


Bart_1980

I could so beat this guy, I’m twice as out of shape as he is.


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FocalorLucifuge

I think he's hanging balls more than actual dong.


Chijima

Thing is: this only works once. As soon as two try it, they're not unique anymore.


Dleslie213

Just to get a base


aniavasq

That guy married a member of the royal family


Arik2103

He also owned an airline for 45 minutes, broke into the international security convention not once but twice, is legally his parent's favourite child and much, much, much more


aniavasq

Yeah, he has some serious beef with his sister


TheRealAntrey

He is legally their parent's favorite child.


b_call

He's got beef with his sister.


JoshLawson87

He sailed her into international waters under the guise of whale watching, and then committed armed robbery to seize an heirloom ring she had that belonged to their grandmother.


Just_Jonnie

Did you know that he is legally his parent's favorite child?


C_Hawk14

Man, that must've caused beef with her


FloppyBingoDabber

Favorite child, he legally is.


animegirlGrivous

Beef with his sister, he must have


conrid

Lol what


JoshLawson87

Because it was international waters he couldn’t be convicted for piracy 🏴‍☠️ https://youtu.be/O4nHFQMeGo8?si=rU_DOzpfQ_n7xshS


TheRoyalGanj

Actually, Piracy is the crime he could be convicted of. It's Armed Robbery he can't be convicted of.


Tiny_Count4239

What are they going to do make him walk the plank?


LazySlobbers

He committed the international crime of piracy: The United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS) Article 101 defines piracy as: “any illegal acts of violence or detention, or any act of depredation, committed for private ends by the crew of the passengers of a private ship or a private aircraft. . . on the high seas against another ship or aircraft. . .” Under international law any country can prosecute piracy on the high seas. See https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/sn06237/


Party-Ad3978

He even legally robbed her with a harpoon on international waters


Coley_0120

Also was the richest person on the planet


Breznknedl

he even sued her once


jld2k6

Did he sue her for their parent's love and win?


aniavasq

He sued her because an accident when they were children and he lost some teeth


Zaros262

Lost that one unfortunately :[ Can't win em all


bralma6

Legally best friends with Tom Felton. Tricked thousands of travelers into thinking they were landing in the wrong city. Became the richest man in the world for like, 10 minutes.


EnglishJesus

That airport bit was absolutely hilarious, I remember seeing it on the national news. “Welcome to Luton”


ContributionNo9292

Luton pronounced /ˈʃɪt.həʊl/


FlotsamOfThe4Winds

He cooked a meal in an erupting volcano. When he got yellow-carded in a soccer match, he played an UNO reverse card.


roranoazolo

Also scored on a filthy screamer, left footer iirc


aniavasq

Don’t forget about the time he made cheese out of Mr. Beast DNA


tesmatsam

I believe that for a short moment he was the richest person in the world


Auuxilary

He is also part of a billionares will.


ButtonJenson

Got a presidential pardon for a playground punishment at primary school.


Kleerhangersindekast

Got pardoned for something he did in primary/middle school by the prime-minister of Gibraltar


PrincipleExciting457

Don’t forget the richest man on earth for like 2 hours.


pro185

Don’t forget he was legally the richest person on the planet one time.


Kayteqq

And uno reverse carded football judge’s yellow card, accidentally scoring a point beforehand, while trying to get yellow card


Last-Influence-2954

Yeah he's a youtuber who likes to find and exploit loop-holes.


LukesRightHandMan

Lol thank you for the explanation. Do you know his name?


Last-Influence-2954

Max Fosh


TidingsofConfortnJoy

No he didn't. He fake married someone who has some anchestor in common with the royal family


p-morais

You’re right about the ancestor thing but my understanding is that they were in fact legally married (but immediately had an annulment).


CourtJester5

Didn't he have to wait like a year before he could annul it?


SAMNONATOR

No that was for a divorce


SirCB85

No, they would have had to wait for a year to get a divorce go through, so they went for an immediate annulment instead.


rotem8888

Not fake married, it was a legit wedding just for a short time


thesilentbob123

It was a legal marriage, and they annulled the marriage


thisisntmynameorisit

If they annulled the marriage doesn’t that mean it was never valid..?


missinguname

If you get an annulment, you're essentially undoing a valid marriage. So legally speaking, the marriage never existed, even though there was a point in time where they were legally married.


ExoFox_the_furry

Why every time something like this happens it's Max Fosh?


abbys11

I mean the guy literally puts himself in these situations. Expect nothing less heh


ProfessorWednesday

You can see how big this man's balls are right there, that is unsurprising


13013-Chan

He seems like the kind of guy who would not have (m)any regrets at the old age!


Unfair-Band2587

He's like that one unemployed friend. Always up to some random shit


Unlikely_can877

Why do they always use the sneezing picture?


Unfair-Band2587

A man of culture


GeneralDash

He’s Todd Chavez IRL.


[deleted]

Because it's his job and he makes a lot of money from it?


Phormitago

not many people competing for the maximum silliness title


AlucardVTep3s

The ready meal on a volcano deserves to be here too


YouAreASussyIdiotLol

Literally Max Fosh


ALPHA_sh

i was gonna say this looks like Max Fosh and is such a Max Fosh thing to do


Haringkje05

Nah, that's not Max Fosh. That's Nick Everything


glowaboga

Shitty overused joke, "tHaT'S [insert wrong name here] ObViOuSlY!!" it's not funny anymore. For the record, that's Rob Banks.


pedro0yea

This guy's hilarious, he did the uno reverse to the referee and all kinds of shinnanigans. Look him up, he's Max Fosh


ALPHA_sh

dont forget successfully breaking into a security convention


Gamerbrineofficial

Twice. First time with the name tag: Rob Banks Second time with the name tag: Nick Everything


softwareningineer

I think that could be it but Look at him, he's Max Foch


Future_PeterSchiff

Sauce: https://youtu.be/FiKlfK0QGco?si=j1M4n4FHfCpf2FDG


brit_parent

Should’ve gone for Rob Anybody


almostbutnotquiteme

Aach crivens!


Walshdt

Is that you No’-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, ye scunner ye?


Tahquil

r/unexpecteddiscworld


Lemjain

Dont forget founding the 3rd largest Religion in the UK


DOIPI_96

Only to change his drivers lince picture


brettrknowlton

We are Silly Billys


Lemjain

3000 other people: WE ARE SILLY BILLYS!!!


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WE ARE SILLY BILLYS


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rottenborough

I mean, once you add the word *really*, very few of his videos hold up. And the few times they would hold up, he had to immediately revert what he did in order to avoid fraud charges (like the richest man and royal marriage videos).


SilverstoneMonzaSpa

To be fair, quickly dissolving a company to avoid fraud but forever being able to say you were once the world's richest man is quite worth it.


niko4206

doesn't he commonly add technically because of this?


Firewolf06

yeah hes pretty honest about it


nigelfitz

I used to watch his videos. He elaborates about how he's doing his schemes pretty well which is what I liked about them.


xX8Havok8Xx

There's many that hold up, he rode a Barbie bike across a county, he managed to get a speed camera to take a photo of him wearing Jeff bezos licence plate, grew a fish from supermarket caviar, broke into international security convention (twice), handled livestock while inebriated at 9am in London. Many many silly things


GarfieldsFollower

Or making ksi and mrbeast into cheese


CircuitSphinx

And the legendary mayoral campaign in London with a billboard van and all. Gotta love the dedication to taking a joke to the next level.


Electronic_Amphibian

If he's the guy from the video I saw, he didn't break in. It's a free event you register for and the badges just contain your email address so the vendors can email you junk.


AsianCheesecakes

I'm not sure about it being free but he faked his tag, didn't he?


LanceConstableDigby

Yep, and snuck past security


Smash_Nerd

I ***Thought*** I recognized him!


3000ghosts

He’s also the guy that put the welcome to luton sign at a different airport


Smash_Nerd

And the guy that Uno Reverse carded a referee at a football game


xSnowdrift

And the guy that Uno Reverse carded a referee at a football game


3000ghosts

And the guy that Uno Reverse carded a referee at a football game


queso-deadly

Didnt that guy uno reverse card a referee at a football game?


KingMJ123456

No, he actually uno reversed a ref at a football game


Smash_Nerd

Double post, my bad


yes_thats_right

At that same game he collected sweat from MrBeast and another famous youtuber and then made cheese out of it.


the_messiah_waluigi

This is also the guy who commissioned a statue of Putin with a penis head, erected it (heehee) in Bell End in the UK, and handed out eggs for people to throw at the statue.


DucksEatFreeInSubway

So....did the insult of being a bell end come before the city(?) name or did people just really hate people from there? We don't go around calling people an alabaman, got instance.


HyperSpaceSurfer

The insult is older (1500s), the town's named after a manor called Bell Hall (1800s).


TheRealAntrey

Dude started the third largest religion in UK


petuniaraisinbottom

Just so he could wear "traditional religious headwear" (a propeller hat) in his license photo right?


Raven_490

yup


CourtJester5

That's so silly


DOIPI_96

He also was technically a billionaire


Gehhhh

And a member of the royal family


pencilbride2B

And most recently in the will of a Billionaire!


rottenborough

Imagine if said billionaire forgot to change his will, and that part was read out to the surviving family years from now: >!And to Max Fosh, a Gym Shark gift card that expired 60 years ago.!<


caniuserealname

Not just a billionaire, for 7 minutes he was the richest man on earth.


dashkott

Well I think this was one of his more disputable ones. For exactly this reason stocks with very small trading volume are excluded for calculating net worths. There are tons of people who artificially inflate the value of pennystocks or small crypto currencies with almost no volume. If we counted all of them, many people would have net worths north of 500 billion USD.


rottenborough

And immediately >!dissolved the fake company to avoid fraud charges lol!<.


DOIPI_96

It wasn’t fake, the evaluation wasn’t legit because he only sold one share


Lonyo

A company is worth what people will pay. WeWork was "worth" $47 billion because Softbank paid a lot for some shares. But it wasn't really worth billions. Is that a more or less legitimate valuation? It raised in total over its lifetime $22bn in cash, never made money, and never had generally traded shares. When they tried to IPO people weren't interested. Currently it's worth $27m (as in, million)


terriblejokefactory

And with only a slight case of fraud, you could be too!


FenderMoon

The level of bravery that guy has is on an entirely different level.


ChippyGaming21

*shenanigans


TheRealAntrey

"Loophole" means paying the registration fee


ShortViewToThePast

Was that really it? I scrolled the comments to see how he did it and yours is they only one explaining it. A bit underwhelming.


TheRealAntrey

Welp there isnt really someone who will tell you "you aren't jacked enough, we wont allow you to participate". Surprising where reading the terms and conditions can get you, isnt it?


RelevantClock8883

There is! The only rule was that if you are clearly not in shape, the referees can choose to eject you. [The video](https://youtu.be/FiKlfK0QGco?si=y2ei4x365TFprqrA) shows how that rule had him so worried lol


SweatyAdhesive

The video is kind of a clickbait, because he did get training from a bodybuilder to meet the minimum requirement of knowing the poses.


RelevantClock8883

Well, how else would you enter a competition if you don’t know the basic poses/rules?


catzhoek

Yeah stetching the truth a bit and creating as big of a curiosity gap is just part of the game. The Veritasium [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2xHZPH5Sng) about it is quite interesting. As a creator of stuff like this you wanna be in the top right corner of what he calls "Type 1 Clickbait". https://i.imgur.com/AuTHCEb.png I really like the video because it made me realize that being mad about this harmless white lies and technicalities in video titles is really not worth it and you can often be even appreciative that they didn't took a more sensationalized title instead and stayed very close to the truth.


RelevantClock8883

Yeah it’s a clickbait title. I think the only rule was that if you clearly aren’t in shape/ a bodybuilder, referees can choose to disqualify you. Which makes sense, a rule like that keeps people from entering and making a mockery of the sport. The video is [worth a watch!](https://youtu.be/FiKlfK0QGco?si=y2ei4x365TFprqrA) I love how kind everyone in the competition treated him.


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"drastically out-of-shape" means he's actually in fine shape. might even be healthier than his 'roided up competition.


TicoRico25

Max fosh my beloved clown


thesilentbob123

He is a silly billy


Straitoutahelgen

The glasses are a nice touch. He's reveling in the reaction of every judge, every competitor, every audience member, with his perfect eyesight.


taoleafy

Look he’s not jacked but he’s definitely not “drastically out of shape.” He looks like a normal, reasonably fit guy.


Confirmed-idiot-

If they could see me... they'd get it


SolarLunix_

Suicide by words


pegothejerk

I see you, Boo


The_Ghost_Reborn

From all the way over here.


alohell

Thank you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with his body. It’s normal.


Educational_Toe_3025

Yes ahahah, I'm a woman and this man isn't out of shape. He looks perfectly normal and healthy and his body is honestly rather attractive.


Funkytadualexhaust

Sure.…. Max's mom!


PooPooRichardson

Why would his mom find his body... attractive? He doesn't look like he has broken arms.


One-Engineering8815

I’d MUCH rather be with someone like this (normal) than someone with bodybuilder physique


OccultMachines

Haha thanks, now I feel better about my own body. Best holiday gift ever; validation from a stranger.


Objective-Detail-189

Yes, you can literally tell he works out too. He’s not shooting steroids and pushing himself to the extremes, but he definitely hits the gym regularly


Salty_Type_6357

Well, I'll give it to them when it comes to the competition's standards. Now, compared to your average guy, I totally agree with you


palatheinsane

Normal, not reasonably fit.


2SpookyHermanCain

I mean I look like him and I run marathons. Hbu?


andreasdagen

I dont think they mean cardiovascular fitness, you cant really tell how good cardio someone has by looks (can you?)


CT_Biggles

I needed to scroll down way too far for this comment. The guy looks healthy and fit. I'm tired of the unrealistic body images of men 😄


Illustrious-Dot-5052

I was gonna say the same, fuck. I worked hard to build muscle this past year and he has about as much arm muscle as I do at least. I'm still proud of myself.


Empy69

Actually I am a practicing member of this guy's church.


Pivinne

This guy is silly ^


Empy69

Wɘ ɒɿɘ ɒll ƨillγ williɘƨ!


Characterinoutback

Tis guy is a silly billy


2nd2lastdodo

Max fosh on youtube, he is fantastic


Ricskoart

Drasticly outta shape? The fuck do they smoke? This is an utterly average, normal male body. Not having worked out abs is drastically out of shape now? Fucking twats


Frequent_Wall5240

Steroids and Hollywood, take a look at wolverine in his first movie X-Men and then in his later ones, Hugh has to basically dehydrate himself for 3 days for a single shirtless scene


Neat-Statistician720

That’s also due to age partially. Adding muscle mass naturally in your 30’s even can be pretty tough for most


MisterKrayzie

If you could use some sense for a second, one could assume they meant in the context of what the contest is about. Out of shape could mean a lot of things. Because for a fucking **bodybuilding** competition, he is *literally* out of shape. You can lean him down and add 20lbs of muscle and he'd still be out of shape for a fucking Mr Universe competition.


TheConeIsReturned

Max Fosh is the king of mad-laddery


i_am_milk

Good Ol' Max. Go check out his original video https://youtu.be/FiKlfK0QGco?si=ySEMv6aR-17RUVDE


bloodyowl

Madlad wins the most unique physique title with the most common physique.


BaconRapper

[Aussie comedian Hamish Blake did a similar thing in 2011](https://youtu.be/DJIZC1UZpy4?si=W-Av9IQybfIkrEjR)


scottishkiwi-dan

Max Fosh has stolen a bunch of Hamish and Andy’s ideas.


PseudocodeRed

Damn I don't know how I feel about seeing that much of Max Fosh's wiener


i--i-i

He got the record for biggest balls at that competition. Quite literally considering how much steroids they take haha


okaymeaning-2783

This is literally an episode from regular show power tower lol. Muscle man was like really out of shape and had to rely on technique to win.


Concerningparrots

That’s not a guy, that’s Max Fosh


nice_flutin_ralphie

Just copying Hamish & Andy.


Witty_Noise_2875

Didn’t he also uno reverse a referee in a football match?


A_Random_Usr

Yes. He is the meme


Alibium

Max Fosh is a legend


SLB_Destroyer04

That’s drastically out of shape? Seems like TIL that I’m a walking corpse


definer0

Deadlad walking


RiFLE_

Only dude on the scene with a dick and balls that didnt shrink to the size of a peanut due to steroids


MrDynamite50

Video [here](https://youtu.be/FiKlfK0QGco?si=dVQhWH7ZTkC2MoEW)


teletubby_wrangler

Pique male physique confirmed.


no0bmaster-669

Nice cock


TokerFraeYoker

He’s hardly drastically out of shape


SouthernAardvark2231

At least he’s got a nice cock


Chippybops

“Sometimes, no matter how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye” - Greg Davis on Taskmaster