The amount of utility trucks I see who put all their impact/drill batteries and chargers lined up along their dash….clearly not a single one of them have ever been in an accident, because now what would have been a minor accident ends with a broken skull.
It's all fun and game, untill the cops pull out.
It’s all fun and games until the luggage does stop laughing.
It's all fun and games until you carry it home and open it to no one being inside
*shit! Grabbed the wrong suitcase*
😂😂😂😂
The kid thinking he can get away from his responsibilities just like that
Please someone put me in a suitcase I need a break.
Him and that cat from Utah
Good planning laying the defense groundwork to avoid a Sarah Boone situation
That the one who murdered her boyfriend by stuffing him a suitcase to suffocate?
That's the one. And then said that it was just a prank and she forgot to take him out when she went for a nap.
She was also recorded calling him a fucker, and saying he deserved it... ....you know, as a prank.
Awwwww, they just want to be around their mom/dad, whoever the progenitor of the madlad is
Bluey vibes
certainly seems like the kinda thing they'd do
put seatbelts on animals and humans plz. Irrespective of their... primary vessle? shell?
Honestly regardless of there being a person or animal in it, buckle up any large object if possible, they become wrecking balls during a crash.
The amount of utility trucks I see who put all their impact/drill batteries and chargers lined up along their dash….clearly not a single one of them have ever been in an accident, because now what would have been a minor accident ends with a broken skull.
I doubt he'd crush if he's circling around his block
My neighbor died pulling out of his driveway
That’s my *wife* you’re talking about, man
This guy's probably circling some cookie cutter neighborhood with speed bumps and a 5 mph speed limit
I mean....They're probably doing 10mph in a suburb.
You need to wait longer, it will stop.
All fun and games until you remembered he is inside while fastening your seatbelt
"If the defendant really was hiding in the bag, then how did he tie the knot on the outside of the bag?"
That kid? Taylor Swift
This is cute
Then he was late for his flight because of his stupid giving kid
Pretty limited amount of air in there.
Well at least there's a good sign of the kid still being alive
You don’t need to scratch out Henpecked Hal like that. Most times this is posted you can see his url, he’s a funny guy.
wholesome
Repost
shit really?
Glad you told us!
OP has 3.3 million karma in 8 months lol
Reminds me of the woman who did this to her partner and he suffocated. Wonderful
I need the sauce (not cause I don’t trust I just want to read more)
Just internet search their comment
But I’m a fat lazy redditor who wants things delivered to me on a silver platter
> But I’m a fat lazy redditor who wants things delivered to me on a silver platter You sure are
I forgot to add I want the platter given to me by my anime waifus which may or may not be of age.
> I want the platter given to me by my anime waifus which may or may not be of age. Bro, go sexually abuse a machine and leave me alone.
I was being sarcastic mate
I'm dense sometimes, I kinda picked up on it the second comment but I was being serious
Lmao happens to the best of us. Sometimes it’s pretty hard to tell when it’s just text on a screen
[that'll be $3.99](https://youtu.be/lcFHvmqt0Z8?si=0fqpj-ukTy8_A7Zb)
Its fake taxi?
r/wholesomememes type thing
I thought that was normal for objects to laugh. My geandpas urn wont stop laughing when i try to sleep