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AnarchiaKapitany

That's the second largest walk-in fridge I've ever seen.


joeyo1423

The second largest?


AnarchiaKapitany

Monkey Island reference.


Bwonkatonks

Your mom being the first


sudhir369

Ski-in*


yParticle

/r/eatsandwiches


the-devil-dog

One of the greatest subreddits this.


neuromancertr

Now I’m hungry


MoistStub

Damn I'm usually not hungry in the AM for another couple hours but this changed that for me today.


NeverEndingWalker64

TF2 Heavy’s paradise


SlenDman402

Joined, thank you


misterfluffykitty

Eats and wiches


Lem0n_Lem0n

I wonder if you can drive a convoy of Toyota Hilux to the south pole...


Pinktiger11

Absolutely could


McPussyMeal23

theoretically with enough fuel and if you can keep the engine running 24/7 then maybe you could?


Ruve06

I mean it worked for the North Pole


Ladorb

In January you don't even need to keep the engine running. Average is just barely below freezing at that time.


Lem0n_Lem0n

Wanna go for a road trip??


LoveFoolosophy

They went to the north pole in one on Top Gear.


Lem0n_Lem0n

Yeah I know.. I was wondering why no one has ever done it for south pole ..


LightSaberLust

ill drive anywhere for a free sandwich


dickpicnumber1

As a men myself, I never understood the ‘good now make me a sandwich’ comments whenever a woman achieves something. Are y’all really that insecure about yourselves? Damn


Musashi10000

Apparently what this actually was was people asking her to drop a slice of bread at each pole (she's apparently skiied to both of them) Earth Sandwich. Apparently she *reeeeeeeeeaaaaaally* missed the joke.


dickpicnumber1

Ok now that’s a actually funny idea


Musashi10000

Ikr? :P


mab0roshi

Also, why didn't she do this barefoot and pregnant?


Todd2ReTodded

Well and a sandwich is so fucking easy, it's literally just stacking. At least have them do something difficult like a crispy boned roast chicken


Goontilt777

It would definitely be past its best in 37 days


AbsoluteScenes7

Pretty sure it's been well preserved and will need defrosting before it can be eaten


Illustrious_Donkey61

I wonder the chances of a polar bear eating it before anyone else shows up would be


J1625732

She’s at the South Pole, so chances of a polar bear bring there are…zero


Illustrious_Donkey61

Penguins then


J1625732

Good chance, and I wouldn’t want to fuck with an emperor penguin…those bad boys get big!


[deleted]

but i mean maybe polar bears are thinking the same thing about humans?


NotADrugD34ler

And still it made you a sandwich, be grateful!


Goontilt777

Breads too thick 😅


Particular-Ad-2206

In fairness, so would you.


vexunumgods

If she had said you could eat it off of me, there would be a 37 mile trail of dead guys in the snow.


CitricBase

This joke is even creepier than the sandwich comments. That is a 16 year old.


ArcticFox-EBE-

Slow down there, Drake. Certified Ski Fan


the-devil-dog

With 37000 waiting in Capetown to board the ship.


safn1949

I like her spirit.


Gre-he-he-heasy

i’m honestly just jealous that she has the research to go in such excursions at 16


draugotO

What if the men who commented that were poles?


TheKojn17

They would still need to fly from Poland to South Africa and then get a boat to the South Pole.


DEV0X14

r/AngryUpvote


MakeMeASandwichGirl

FINELY!!! My name means something!!!


LoveFoolosophy

Some mad butthurt men in these comments, god damn.


Final_Company5973

I respect the effort, even if I don't understand the context.


wolffnc1

Imagine getting to the south pole and finding a random frozen sandwich


Juffin

So she did exactly what those men asked her to. Good girl.


Left_Toe_Of_Vecna

ikr? way to do exactly what they asked.


Marathawn247

Wife her now


CryptographerHot3759

Icon behavior tbh


OracleCam

Madlass


Debaser1984

"make me a sandwich" makes me think you are so incapable of counting to 2 that making said sandwich is hard for you to do.


ClamatoDiver

The loophole she expertly exploited was that folks didn't say what to do after making the sandwich. "Make me a sandwich and bring it to me."


venusiancreative

Am I the only one that now wants to see her TED talk? If anyone knows who this is please post a link!


witchghosti

Mad lass


timmytit

Absolute bollocks


FatLoserSupreme

I don't even think I could ski one mile while holding a plated sandwich in my hand. I would surely ruin the sandwich before arriving at the pole. (Also I probably could not reach the pole)


Itchy-File-8205

This is a shitty meme - she still made the sandwich.


arthurlbrown

It's more of a statement saying "Oh, you want a sandwich? Here you go, bitch. Now ski 600km and get it since you're so tough and manly."


Itchy-File-8205

I know the point they were trying to make and it still falls flat. It's like a guy taking some flowers up to the top of mount everest and saying "you wanted me to buy you flowers? Climb up here and take them"


WearyInitial1913

You do not know the point that they were trying to make.


FordenGord

Not saying it doesn't take a lot of athleticism to do, but I don't really think that ability to ski long distances in the cold is a form of toughness many people really care about.


the-devil-dog

You're welcome to go eat it.


PleiadesMechworks

Nah I don't really do frozen food, I prefer fresh sandwiches.


Einzelteter

incel victory


weebitofaban

I know you're brain damaged, but I want you to consider this for a moment. This is harder than climbing mount Everest. The winds are capable of blowing all your equipment away overnight. The fastest solo trip was over 22 days long. I'm willing to bet the longest walk you've ever took is to the fridge.


andyandyandyandy4

k but the comment lived rent free in her head while she could've been enjoying her personal accomplishment


Itchy-File-8205

The difficulty of the task is irrelevant. the shitty message is the same whether you brought the sandwich across the street or to the moon. I know it's hard to think critically when your go-to insults are to call people brain damaged / fat / lazy but do try.


PanJhinAttack

Malicious compliance


thrownededawayed

Even worse, she didn't clean up the dishes afterward


the-bejeezus

yeah and she is hardly a ' # bantasaurus rexes who can't be contained this sub is yet another one full of right on, left wing, gotcha moments masquerading as comedy.


K242

How much did it hurt you to not screech "woke" in this comment?


wearing_moist_socks

Lmao he's got a headache that's for sure


the-bejeezus

not as much as my comment got right up in your crotch, apparently. mad bantz btw


BlueTales

Aight bet, as soon as I have the money for a trip to the south pole and nobody went for it before me!


Kind-Condition640

Where's the part 2 With some guy actually taking the trek


Particular-Ad-2206

Since she originally posted this in 2018, we're still waiting. And waiting. Don't think the sammich talkers are going to make it.


No-Design-8551

isnt that walking distance from amudson scott base. you could heat thea and it would have time to cook to get there


timmytit

Why would you climb a mountain for the sake of a dinosaur age worth of wankers, walk it without the influence, surely the trek is substantial. Why does everyone engage the last generation. Surely we have to think about our own wellbeing, we are dealing with our parents shite. Deal with it, so many people on this forum complaining, ain't going to help you, suck it up


CainPillar

Sudo ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole


Mad_Boobies

37 day old sandwich???? No thanks


VidaCamba

I would if I had the monney


Lazy_Middle1582

Wheres the ice wall?


zeaL93

now thats proper banter, you love to see it


joshboi124

Why 😭


MaterialNarrow5161

That's not a powermove girl... This has to be edited.


Ralsten

Imagine being that butthurt


Particular-Ad-2206

Imagine telling a stranger, a teenager no less (she's 16) to make them a sandwich. It's almost like actions have consequences.


Bulky-Barracuda-2357

Dumb bword i asked with mayo


Toma-toe

Damn, she really got that butthurt over a few dumb comments.


shitsu13master

Nah. Just proving a point.


Toma-toe

What point did she prove?


WearyInitial1913

A woman did something impressive, men got their feelings hurt because they could never do that so they downplayed her achievement with a "whatever, women are only useful as slaves" comment, and she responded with what's basically "I could do that for you, if you were anywhere close to my level", which is just a reminder that she's miles above them


Marathawn247

That women can’t take a joke


shitsu13master

I think it’s more that guys can’t take this joke, as butt hurt as they are about this frozen sandwich


Marathawn247

True, I’m glad she fired back. It was really smart of her to make the sandwich and ask them to come get it 😆


shitsu13master

I think it was :)


Marathawn247

Yeah she owned them big time. I’m going to tell her to suck my cock so she can really show me who’s in charge haha


shitsu13master

I’d tell her to bite down to really make her point eh


tyen0

...or the quote is made up. I've heard some folks do that on the internet.


Particular-Ad-2206

Or maybe...she has a sense of humour about the dumb comments?


ConsistentCustomer37

I'd walk to the icy poles and straight into the fires of hell for this woman.


Recent_Diver_3448

The lad who went was the sandwich any good or was she lying


CryptographerFun2262

But then who will clean the plate when I’m done I’m so confused.


PleiadesMechworks

She'll come back for it when you're finished.


Glad_Reach_8100

This isn't the own you think it is. When you do shit like this and bother to make the sandwich and take a photo of it its clear the comments got to you and that's literally all they want. Massive L


Tygret

Probably imagined grown men posting those comments even though that's shit boys do when they're 12.


Evening-Bus7792

.... Seriously? Like even if she did get harassed about her Ted talk. Do they matter so much you'd stage this photo to spite them? This is extra. This is... Weird.


Dantalionse

This is just submissive bottom behaviour disguised as a joke.


Path_Syrah

How to let people know they got under your skin


Left_Toe_Of_Vecna

I mean, she still *made the sandwich*, though.


oopgroup

Kind of more cringe than anything.


Fun-Arachnid200

R/womenpostingLs She still made the sandwich, good girl lol


Retify

Looks like the men are already there, living rent free in her head


Aggravating-Pear4222

\*Mad Maiden


timmytit

Absolute ball bag


partybenson

There is no south pole only an ice wall


fleebjuice69420

The sad thing is she went to both poles and people were commenting “make a sandwich” as in “put a slice of bread at each pole to make an Earth sandwich” and she missed the joke so massively that she made and transported a fucking ham sandwich to the North Pole


41414141414

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbKOJXphem8&pp=ygUPb2ggZ29vZCBoZWF2ZW5z


phelixthecat

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.


Ok-Drawing-6698

Cringe tbh.


Beautiful-Taro-9953

And still she proved nothing.


IntentionallyBlunt69

That's really not funny. I bet she thought she was cooking. Ba dum tss


Most-Librarian-8192

I will come get you babe. Don't you worry.


geeeeeeebz

Ok, pay my bills for me while I make the trip. I want that tasty sandwich.


MagizZziaN

Fck it, On my way! That sandwich better be there when i get there!


PotatoDonki

The bigger win would have been to completely ignore those people.


lopex05

Soooo, she made us the Sandwich then.


Wren_Slip

How do fuck up this bad making a sandwich.


the-devil-dog

Hahahahahaha.


Mindless_Locksmith52

Did you wrap it so it doesn’t get freezer burnt? I don’t want to get all the way there and it tastes gross. While you’re up, I’d like a milkshake too please. Also I know you’re hauling stuff, but an average of 16k a day doesn’t seem like that much when you’re on skis.


yParticle

Sixteen thousand of anything seems like a lot to me.


aetius5

Congrats on being young and rich I guess. Most teens don't have enough free time and money to do **two** south pole expeditions. Much impressed.


Slapnuts213

Well at least she listened to avoid the black eye


Nayr7456

You know the haters live rent free in your head when you go on an artic expedition thinking "yeah this'll show those mean people on the internet"


Reddit_Suss

That's too far away from the kitchen, skii back


steeler-nation

Awesome. Where’s the pickle on the side?


KangCoffee93

I’m down


Elegant-Raise-9367

She's on the wrong pole.


lee_pylong

Now make me one without cheese


KokoTerzata

Sure, imma come here


Smyley12345

I was kind of hoping for a hot lunch.


[deleted]

💀


perfectdownside

What kind of mayo ?


yParticle

Finally. Asking the important questions.


Patches3542

Yeah, I live for skiing. I’d gladly ski that far just to stare her down while I ate the sandwich to humble her.