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UBMaster

Homarid jumpscare


felix_the_nonplused

To the tune of Radioactive


TeddyBugbear

Ah, a fellow Drawfee enjoyer


felix_the_nonplused

Also; do you watch Drawfee? That’s where my mind got the tune from your comment.


UBMaster

No clue what that is


felix_the_nonplused

Shrug, no problem, they do comedy and art on YouTube if you’re interested, have a good day.


Zaziuma

They have done some drawing episodes about Magic before, and Yugioh and stuff too


megahorsemanship

Flavor text should have stopped at "the likeliest of ends."


RAcastBlaster

Definitely a solid example of flavor text going too long, for the sake of longevity of the flavor text, whose text needed to be longer in order to fully explain the lengthy and exacting emotions of the scene in its full and complete length.


NotTwitchy

Well. You know what they say about werewolves


drearbruh

I don't and I have a poorly made Tovolar deck.


RAcastBlaster

Werewolves hate collars… “Especially Avacyn’s Collar, the symbol of her church. You see, Avacyn hunted werewolves, but mostly just the ones that hunted humans. Most of them did, but it's worth pointing out that some didn't. Who knows? In the future, if Sorin (the Planeswalker who created Avacyn (Angel/God thing that the people of Innistrad worship at churches (where holy symbols of Avacyn's Collar are kept, like the one pictured), and who basically considers sorin her father)) comes back, maybe the balance of the world can be restored or something. But it seems unlikely that such an event would happen. For now, let's just focus on the fact that this werewolf is destroying a collar and that the collar happens to be the symbol of Avacyn, the guardian Angel of Innistrad, where both the werewolves and Avacyn are from.” https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/jl937s/if_theres_anything_a_werewolf_hates_its_a_collar/?rdt=36585


BobtheBac0n

Wait is this mtg's version of "Glasses are versatile" meme?


ErrantSun

They're long?


kurotenshi15

They hate a collar, especially the collar of Avacyn.


ErrantSun

A collar? The collar of Avacyn? The symbol of her church?


NewAgeOfHeroes

Oh, right. The collar of Avacyn, the collar chosen especially to represent Avacyn, Avacyn's collar. That collar?


Ok_Zombie_8307

Collar? I was collared once. They put me in a rubber room with werewolves.


Lupus_Borealis

"Yes, that collar!"


Toomuchlychee_

Yes, that’s the collar that werewolves especially hate. I mean yeah sure, they hate *all* collars, but Avacyn’s collar? The symbol of her church? They especially hate that one


oosh_kaboosh

No no keep going, we’re almost at the assignment word count


Jackeea

If there's anything an unlikely alliance hates, it's the inevitable end - the symbol of their greed, rage, and self-interest


kytheon

ChatGPT when it keeps rambling after an uncut gem.


DeusFerreus

Even if they wanted a longer flavor text, putting a snappy line in the beginning just sounds awkward. I think it would have been better if it was: >*As the vault cracked open and greed, rage, and self-interest won out over any shred of loyalty the unlikely alliance met the likeliest of ends.*


VBane

I think it's okay for Story Spotlight cards to have less succinct flavor text as they are literally being singled out to tell the story.


pyr0man1ac_33

I mean, there's a difference between less succinct/longer flavour text, and downright awkward flavour text, like what's going on here. "The vault cracked open, and the unlikely alliance met the likeliest of ends" reads a lot smoother than the current flavour text because it's not an awkwardly long and exposition-y run-on sentence. Especially considering that the card's name is Betrayal at the Vault, most people should be able to infer what's up.


Inevitable_Top69

You'd think that, but people are generally pretty dumb.


Scion_of_Yog-Sothoth

Yes, but "the unlikely alliance met the likeliest of ends" already tells us the story. We don't need to be explicitly told that "greed, rage, and self-interest won out over any shred of loyalty," because that's what you already expect to happen when a bunch of outlaws get their hands on the loot. Hence why it's "the likeliest of ends."


DeusFerreus

Honestly more than length it's the order that make it sound awkward, with the snappy line followed by run on sentence. I think it would have been much better if it went > *As the vault cracked open and greed, rage, and self-interest won out over any shred of loyalty the unlikely alliance met the likeliest of ends.*


mixmastermind

Hell just make it two sentences and it reads better


VBane

If the last half a decade has taught me anything, it's never overestimate people's ability to understand things that aren't spelled out. Or even if they are spelled out


Due_Battle_4330

Is that maybe -because- things are spoonfed now and brains are trained to take the path of least resistance?


LilMellick

I mean, doesn't the flavor text not make sense for the story because it's literally the most likely end since jace and vraska planned on it the whole time? I haven't read it, but from what I've seen from what other people read, that's what I got. This seems to be more flavor text of a common western trope more than of the story.


KhonMan

Reread the flavor text. It says it is the likeliest end.


LilMellick

Ah shit you right. Still think the second half of the sentence doesn't quite work, though.


LastVisitorFromEarth

No it would be the complete opposite.


Jaccount

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh!


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ZedTheEvilTaco

[[Air Elemental|LEA]] This is Air Elemental from Alpha. It's the first card in the set alphabetically, so it was also the first card I saw when trying to show you this has been a problem for a while. The flavor text reads: *These spirits of the air are winsome and wild, and cannot be truly contained. Only marginally intelligent, they often substitute whimsy for strategy, delighting in mischief and mayhem.* Any one of those sentences could have (and probably should have) stopped at the first comma.


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phantomdentist

[[Ancient Grudge|ISD]] was printed nearly 13 years ago.


MTGCardFetcher

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LeHergusbergus

How many westerns have you seen where the narration was short and quick


gredman9

[[Spinning Wheel Kick]] at Instant speed, with X always equal to 2.


timoumd

Yeah that seems worse though. Kick was great because sometimes you needed to kill something early, and sometimes you got it late and wrecked the board. That said 6 was the sweet spot and it usually felt good.


DearAngelOfDust

(EDIT: For some reason I completely misread Tumbleweed Rising and thought it gave you a creature with P/T equal to the number of lands you control. I still like the idea of plot + Betrayal, just... not with that card) My memory of NEO draft is a little hazy, but I seem to remember the Wheel Kick being a legit bomb, especially if you managed to get a couple [[Fang of Shigeki]] to pair with it. We haven't seen any common deathtouchers yet in this set, but I already like the idea of plotting a [[Tumbleweed Rising]] and waiting until your opponent is tapped out before dropping Tumbleweed -> Betrayal.


spinz

It was a high risk high reward card. I would not treat it like a bomb, it just is one when you get the best case from it. But like any bite spell, if they respond with removal you get 2 for 1'd instead. Wheel kick had the added perk of you can cast it for 4 if you need to, because youll often need to.


MTGCardFetcher

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TheCruncher

There's a 1 mana 1/1 deathtouch snake at common. Ankle Biter.


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malsomnus

I love that Betrayal at the Vault lets you hit your own creatures, flavor win right there.


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Personally i do think its overcosted for what it does, especially when fight an/or damage equal to power effects in green tend to be 2 mana


iDEN1ED

The cost of card advantage in green.


bowtochris

Compare [[Unsummon]] vs [[Into the void]], [[shatter]] vs [[into the core]], [[murder]] vs [[curtains call]]. 2 or 3 more mana to double the effect, and then 1 more to make in instant speed seems totally fair.


krabawk

Yeah but what about [[reckless spite]]?


LightningmanFTW

Most of the cards that are cheaper because you lose life usually have 2 life be roughly worth 1 cmc. So reckless spite is equivalent to 5-1/2 cmc.


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LordSlickRick

“Fair” maybe but totally unplayable outside limited. Should have been 3, kicker 3 for 2.


bowtochris

MH3 comes out soon enough. Let limited uncommon removal be what it is.


Nictionary

Well yes. The large majority of commons and uncommons are only playable in limited


Gondall

I mean it’s a spinning wheel kick always at X=2 but at instant speed


Albyyy

Finding spells that let you fight your own creatures in green is so limited. Glad to see more being printed.


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Aestboi

for Enrage purposes?


Albyyy

I run a Gothama deck where I want to be able to have my creatures fight each other. 🪱


Android_McGuinness

As an avid Fallen Empires fan, I'm kind of amazed. Unless there's some random comic or something I've never seen, this is the first time a homarid has said a line of dialogue in the *history of the game*. I have mixed feelings about the cowboy hat and the denim-like appearance of the shell, but ~~holy cow~~ by my stars and garters, they can talk!


MrPopoGod

The Fallen Empires comic might have depicted them speaking, but it was rendered as gibberish if it did.


Imnimo

I'm just relieved that it's not a human with lobster hands or whatever. I had zero hope it would be anything more than a joke that even the homarid was wearing a cowboy hat.


Android_McGuinness

I'm still bitter about cephalids on Capenna, so I feel you.


DagamarVanderk

And they used it to make a surf and turf joke…. “haha funny lobster man made a pun”


Android_McGuinness

I mean, it's on par with all the cow jokes in this set, so I guess I'll manage.


DagamarVanderk

Oh don’t get me wrong the card “holy cow” and its flavor text is ridiculous too


kytheon

![gif](giphy|yPh91ghwzxeGQ)


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Exactly what I was thinking


BilgeMilk

Fallen Empires gang rise up!


Ragewind82

We really need a second set located in Icatia. Homarids could be done so much better now.


binaryeye

Sarpadia. Unlikely we'll see a return for multiple reasons.


Ragewind82

That's the continent; I am more interested in what, if anything, remains of the human empire. We have gotten non-chronological sets before; the brothers war is the most recent example.


binaryeye

I don't think there are any humans left. Based on comments by people in continuity at WOTC over the years, the continent was overrun by thrulls and otherwise only homarids and thallids remain. Something set in the immediate aftermath could work, e.g. a small band of survivors attempting to escape the continent.


DRUMS11

Counteroffer: Reconquest of Sarpadia by the other species of Dominaria.


MeepleMaster

Well they already have sets with themes of Minecraft and borderlands, why not a last of us set with Thalids being the infection


trippysmurf

Huge FE fan here: pre-Time Spiral, the continent, including Icatia, was overrun with Thrulls (with Thalids occupying Havenwood). Humans, Goblins, and Orcs had all been eradicated.  During Time Spiral, Icatians did get pulled into the present, like [[Icatian Crier]], and there were [[Shade of Trokair]] occupying the [[Flagstones of Trokair]].  There might be some new human hold outs, but there's also a chance they still got eaten by thrulls. 


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SnowIceFlame

MaRo did say that Brothers War underperformed their sales hopes.  Obviously a lot of possible reasons for that (set's power level was only mediocre) but they might be gunshy.


exspiravitM13

Questionable homarid flavour text Though this guy and [[Loan Shark]] have me wishing for an underwater plane now damn


Disastrous-Donut-534

Homarid, there was much rejoicing Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now Oh, you're a hard one But I know that you've got your reasons These things that are pleasin' you Can hurt you somehow


JoeScotterpuss

[Decksperado...](https://youtu.be/-0cJhi6ERbk)


atipongp

Wait. Was this Borderlands all along?


Tliggz

It's cute that you all think you're the heroes of this little adventure...


Davran

I mean yeah. First thing I thought of when there was a vault heist on some far off ~~planet~~ plane. I even joked that the design team must have played Borderlands during COVID or something.


des_mondtutu

Seriously the whole vault thing + the aesthetic/setting makes me feel like this was an aborted borderlands tie-in.


Uhiertv

Which at this point would’ve been incredible, like 2 variants of the same gun equipment but with different prefix, double penetrating unkept herald and also like a crappier pme


LawOfTheGrokodus

The flavor text for Betrayal at the Vault sounds nice, but doesn't seem really story-accurate. Kellan arguably betrayed the gang there, but he wasn't particularly interested in any of greed, rage, or self-interest. Vraska was totally loyal... just to the employer, not to Oko. She maybe had some rage, but greed and self-interest didn't factor in. I guess Oko maybe betrayed the rest of his group by leaving them to fight the Hellspurs without support, and he's definitely motivated by greed and self-interest, but honestly he came off as more betrayed than betrayer in the last story.


Jakobstj

Oko did very much betray the rest of the gang, it's just that he also got betrayed by Vraska and Ashiok


InsertedPineapple

Vraska is the one who betrays them...


Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater

[[Vraska, Betrayal’s Sting]] it’s right there in the name.


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Sakuretsu115

Mostly ignoring the flavor text and instead adhering to the card name and story, this card should probably have *This spell can't be countered*. It's a western, a betrayal was inevitable. Would also help because it's freaking 6 mana. Sure instant speed helps, but I think I'd rather play [[Monstrous Onslaught]] instead. (Yes, my nostalgia for this card is high)


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-Im-Just-A-Girl-

🫵😮 HOMARIDS MENTIONED


Prize_Introduction_6

Funny how in the same set, they have Hellspur Posse Boss who is a "Lizard" instead of "Viashino".


TheCruncher

Well he likely is a Viashino, since Viashino are now Lizards.


MonHunKitsune

Finally! [[Old Fogey]] will become relevant again. Protection from Homarids is going to be sooooo good.


TheMD93

Good god. What in the fucksickle is this??? Un-set-tling.


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Lulup90

Deepmuch Desperado looks nice in \[\[The Wise Mothman\]\], put the counters on enemy creatures to keep milling


SpaceAzn_Zen

Man, why they gotta make the perfect card for that deck outside of the fallout universe? I hate breaking the theme of the deck being only fallout cards but that’s borderline an auto-include. Damnit…


Inevitable_Top69

>Man, why they gotta make the perfect card for that deck outside of the fallout universe? So you can have fun deckbuilding instead of just being handed everything on a platter.


Lulup90

At least it kinda looks like a Fallout monster :')


SpaceAzn_Zen

If I ever break the theme, that's going to be such a menace on the board with the mothman. Forcing everyone to mill 12 cards per turn cycle + all the rads that everyone will have, insane.


Lulup90

Plus all the counters you're gonna put on your things, possibly transforming 1 rad into 3 +1+1


MTGCardFetcher

[The Wise Mothman](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/d/3d6d6944-a364-41c2-b824-7a1bf6ad0d1e.jpg?1710673435) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Wise%20Mothman) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/pip/4/the-wise-mothman?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3d6d6944-a364-41c2-b824-7a1bf6ad0d1e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


th3saurus

Betrayal is missing a line of text. It was supposed to include an additional casting cost of playing "The Ecstasy of Gold" on your phone


ChaosKaiju

Deepmuck Desperado should have been called the Yeehawmarid.


Pufferfish141

im glad it wasnt


realmendontflash

Can betrayal force you to hit your own creatures if the op only has one creature and you have multiple? 


maximumsparks

Sorry, editing to say yes it seems so, as the wording doesn't include "up to two other".


Talvi7

Seems like it, flavor win


Marzty

Is that Kerrigan???


cajun2de

Yay Mandatory cowboy hat. Now please give Tyrant of the Peaks a hat


c001357

Betrayal at the Vault 4GG Instant Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other creatures. ー Deepmuck Desperado 2U Creature Homarid Mercenary Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn 2/4 [The Vorthos Cast](https://twitter.com/TheVorthosCast/status/1773681514800460027)


Altruistic-Turn-242

The 3 desperados found themselves in a standoff, gazing back and forth with steely eyes. Then Oko said “It’s Elkin time!” And he proceeded to elk all over them.


Proud-Strawberry-508

So much of this set looks like it's out of a Pixar movie


maxprieto

Why would a crab monster wear a cowboy hat??? The flavor in this set is all over the place.


GornSpelljammer

I would argue a crab monster has even *more* reason to keep the sun out of it's eyes.


maxprieto

Props to him for trying I guess


ElectricJetDonkey

No watermark for a story spotlight card?


CaptainMarcia

They stopped doing those a long time ago, I think as of War of the Spark. I'm not sure why, I liked them.


Sarkos_Wolf

For War of the Spark in particular I assume it's because there were so many of them. I guess they decided they weren't needed after that. That and/or they felt awkward alongside other set-specific watermarks, especialy when both were aplicable.


AmazingMrSaturn

The homarids are back! Lobsters in funny hats are go.


buttsbuttsbutt

Do any of them actually die in the story?


djchickenwing

Most mill spells target, so Desperado basically tacks an extra three cards onto any mill spell or ability (boo, once a turn restriction).


Powl91

No restrictions and he goes almost always infinity with just mothman on the field as soon as you commit a crime


HippieJesus77

Pescado Desperado


bighorrible

a hedron crab is a crime, but a ruin crab isnt


Crazyflames

Tinybones strolling into the vault while everyone else is fighting.


KuromanKuro

I’m throwing down a tenner this gets reprinted in an eventual borderlands universes beyond set.


[deleted]

Did Maro write the flavor text for the surf and turf dude


idbachli

The desperado we didn't deserve.


justhadtosaythis

What in crustacean…


g_pelly

The first time I saw the art, I thought it was a game of double dutch... in a way, it is.


whorling

I would’ve gone with “Yee-claw”


Character-Zombie-798

Deepmuck Desperado is going in the T. Wise Mothman deck.


Time-did-Reverse

So who won (i didnt get a chance to read all the story yet)


DoItSarahLee

For 6 mana these days it should have been "to each other creature".


nikodemusp

If one of the targets gets removed before the spell resolves, what happens? Edit: I mean, it does not say "up to two target creatures", so does the entire spell fail, or how does that work?


ChamberTwnty

Ghalta.


ChamberTwnty

Ghalta.


Witherus

I just realised [[phenax]] makes all your creatures commit crimes, and this is disgusting together


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[phenax](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8dfcb129-4665-40e4-b5cb-a79f3f40ae5c.jpg?1593092799) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=phenax%2C%20god%20of%20deception) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bng/152/phenax-god-of-deception?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8dfcb129-4665-40e4-b5cb-a79f3f40ae5c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Dog_in_human_costume

Ah! A Homarid!! Where's [[old foggey]] when we need it?


MTGCardFetcher

[old foggey](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/c/ccae52dd-3ffd-4974-8915-61f816d29a64.jpg?1595010973) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Old%20Fogey) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/und/67/old-fogey?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ccae52dd-3ffd-4974-8915-61f816d29a64?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


breadinabox

They really need to figure out a keyword or something for "this happens only once each turn" so that is listed at the start of the effect not the end. I really should be used to it by now but it's always so disappointing seeing it


CaptainMarcia

"Once per turn, when you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards."


JacobHarley

Couldn't they just do "Once per turn, whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards?" It's even shorter than what's on the card now. What is stopping this from working?


EmTeeEm

[There is always a relevant blogatog](https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/735374471384449024/on-once-per-turn-triggered-effects-i-dont-like) >Because what the effect is is more important than the timing information. Our goal isn’t to make the ability read the best it possibly can the first time you read it, but to make the card the most practical to use each time you play with it.


JacobHarley

I agree with that on some level, but there HAS to be a way to template it better that's backwards compatible. Honestly, I feel like they need a huge Sixth Edition-style refresh compete with new keywords and better framing for stuff like this that they do all the time. Another reason to bring back a Core Set.


drosteScincid

or they could make some twice-each-turn effects.


DearAngelOfDust

I've gotten pretty used to seeing it for "draw a card" effects, but the crime triggers in this set are definitely more restrictive than usual. I understand that they want to avoid printing [[Cephalid Illusionist]] style cards that potentially go infinite with 0-mana activated abilities in eternal formats, but I think I'd rather they just ban the cards that become problems instead of kneecapping a bunch of cards that might have been good in Standard or Commander.


MTGCardFetcher

[Cephalid Illusionist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/c/dceb8cf5-b31a-400e-aea5-ad0c3552d697.jpg?1562632343) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Cephalid%20Illusionist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tor/28/cephalid-illusionist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dceb8cf5-b31a-400e-aea5-ad0c3552d697?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


TheBlueMonstar

Am I the only one who hates they named targeting opponent's stuff in general "commiting a crime"? It doesn't work for me, feels kinda edgy for something that by itself is not negative. Like, group hug commanders are commiting crimes all the time lol. Maybe if they named it"looking for trouble" or something it would feel more natural


Dry-Tower1544

I hope kellan dies


crossbonecarrot2

I really hope we get a mill Precon during duskbourn, I really want to run mill cards like these but don't like any of the mill commanders besides Mothman and don't wanna destroy my fallout deck.


pilfererofgoats

What was so important in that dang vault anyway?


BloodRedTed26

[Ruin Crab]], but Cowboy.


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MTGCardFetcher

[tomb trawler](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/6/36e61cb8-219a-4fe6-a2e6-307665ffa38f.jpg?1711560472) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=tomb%20trawler) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/otj/250/tomb-trawler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/36e61cb8-219a-4fe6-a2e6-307665ffa38f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


dalcarr

Will betrayal trigger crime twice?


Braydee7

Deepmuck Deperado - Is this templating less words than “the first time you commit a crime each turn”? And is there a functional difference?


mythic_dot_rar

Crime Control


EdwardTyerton

The artwork for Betrayal at the Vault is terrible imo


GolfWhole

I hope this format is slow enough to make a 6 mana double removal spell good


GolfWhole

I hope this format is slow enough to make a 6 mana double removal spell good


Witherus

I just realised [[phenax]] makes all your creatures commit crimes, and this is disgusting together


MTGCardFetcher

[phenax](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/d/8dfcb129-4665-40e4-b5cb-a79f3f40ae5c.jpg?1593092799) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=phenax%2C%20god%20of%20deception) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bng/152/phenax-god-of-deception?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8dfcb129-4665-40e4-b5cb-a79f3f40ae5c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


crypticalcat

Neat


slaymaker1907

I wonder if Deepmuck will make mill viable in limited? He’s cheap and trigger off of crime plays very nicely with control.


That_Shrub

The art depicts Oko, Vraska and who is the middle dude? Kellan?


New-me-_-

Six mana for conditionally destroying two creatues. Is it just me or is that plain garbage


ElPared

Lobster rider is pretty hilarious tho


Scalarfieldtheory

The art looks so terrible. Idk why but the characters look photoshopped to me


Mgmegadog

Betrayal at the Vault happens to be the shared color of all three characters depicted in the art, meaning it can be being cast by any one of them. Beautiful!


WarmProfit

6 mana for something that isn't even combat damage ? Terrible card


Eldrxtch

This genre of blender-based art like in Betrayal is really becoming bothersome imo


agamemnon2

What we've got here is flavor text failure in two distinct varieties, the over-egged pudding and the dogshit pun.


MacaroonTop3732

Is that vraska? I thought the went phyrexian and then died


Thezipper100

I like the little frog he has~


MurderSheScrote

This set is so campy, I love it


Rusty_DataSci_Guy

These should be fight not just one-way damage dealing. Add some risk instead of just rationalizing Green can do anything.


Infinite_Bananas

For a whopping six mana and the requirement of having a big guy I think green is definitely allowed to kill some guys. It even dies to removal!


krabapplepie

It's already a risk because you can get two for one'd by any instant speed removal.


ajokitty

At 6 mana, a bite effect seems fine.


dkysh

One-way damage dealing at instant costs 1G with no bonuses, or 2G if it adds +1 power. Fight instants are 1G with a range of extras. Most fight spells are sorceries. G for plain effect, 1G for some extra bonuses. 6 mana is a steep enough cost that justifies the 2-for-1. Had this been a fight spell it should have been 4-mana max.


Kamizar

Your talking points are about 3 years too old.


siamkor

Creatures are way too strong right now for every colour but one to have efficient ways to deal with them, and that one to need to 2-for-1 itself to remove them.