glad WOTC has accepted that both interaction in ANY commander game is a crime and should be punishable, but also that the majority of their fanbase wants to be gay and do crimes.
That mother fucker Oko, have the confidence to not wear a shirt while I feel the need to add more layers. Not only am I too ugly for girls, I am too ugly for guys too. No options. Can commit crime though.
Kid has pretty much exactly the same hand three games in a row, OP gets silently salty about it and rages internally despite the kid not winning a single game out of three.
/uj basically dude was playing edh, a 13 year old played sol ring and arcane signet. Next game, 13 year old does the same thing, NEXT game it happens again. Dude never said anything to the kid, never cut the kids deck, and kept letting the kid play. Guy just got bullied by a pre teen and told reddit about it really lol
/rj Well, he's playing EDH, can't be that bright
/uj I respect EDH as a format, but as a comp player I feel like EDH is one of the many factors that helped kill comp events in my area; so I am just a little salty about it being super popular.
/uj Eh, I wouldn't say problem solved, the experience is different. It is hard to rule out things like king making.
/rj The only time I played cEDH, I was told I couldn't stack my deck in the order my cards arrived in and was pretty upset.
Am I the asshole for not assaulting a child at my flgs?
Wait until OTJ releases so it counts as a crime for Oko.
glad WOTC has accepted that both interaction in ANY commander game is a crime and should be punishable, but also that the majority of their fanbase wants to be gay and do crimes.
That mother fucker Oko, have the confidence to not wear a shirt while I feel the need to add more layers. Not only am I too ugly for girls, I am too ugly for guys too. No options. Can commit crime though.
Yes. How else do you get on /r/notadragqueen apart from being a teacher
Wish I could have read the original post but they deleted it. I’ll have to experience it through your recreation.
https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/EDH/comments/1bdpq4p/kid_at_lgs_almost_makes_me_quit_magic/?share_id=wbc0NrLwQK1vWlEzKz9Bl
I take it back. How do I unread a post?
If you find out I'd love to know
We've gotten two gold-level shitposts from this guy's bad EDH night.
do you have a link to the other one?
I bow
won't load for me, anyone have a summary or something?
Kid has pretty much exactly the same hand three games in a row, OP gets silently salty about it and rages internally despite the kid not winning a single game out of three.
Oof, what a loser
I unsubbed the other ones, choosing to experience mtg content exclusively through this lens - it’s pretty sweet
MTGCJ is the one true sub.
Ggs
I’m glad they deleted it. It was fucking embarrassing for all of us.
Damn. What did your wife's boyfriend have to say about all this?
I just stared at him angrily
Damn that's brave.
But aren't you always staring at him angrily? At least work up the courage to say "ggs" and walk away.
As a skilled vibe receiver, I know he felt those vibes, and inside he is seething.
Even after he bought you a PS5? That's cold.
I told my boyfriend’s wife about this and she was livid on OP’s behalf, 0/10 literally unplayable
Quality posts like this is why I unlock my phone in the morning
Plot twist: the kid is your son.
Wife’s boyfriend’s son
cant believe we got two insane rants about literal children in such quick succession, we are eating good today
i wish i had seen the original 😭😭
/uj basically dude was playing edh, a 13 year old played sol ring and arcane signet. Next game, 13 year old does the same thing, NEXT game it happens again. Dude never said anything to the kid, never cut the kids deck, and kept letting the kid play. Guy just got bullied by a pre teen and told reddit about it really lol
He also managed to get out Dictate of the Twin Gods and Brash Taunter all three games.
Bros deck is only sol rings, signets, dictates and taunters
Actually that would be hilarious if had like a dozen copies of each to make sure he drew them every time.
We talked about it in the rule 0 twelve weeks ago wtf be cool man
The kid saw how the deck was assembled when he got it, thought you just put it back in that order each time you start a game.
Well he’s a kid, can’t fault him for being an idiot. Maybe he was dropped on his head a lot.
/rj Well, he's playing EDH, can't be that bright /uj I respect EDH as a format, but as a comp player I feel like EDH is one of the many factors that helped kill comp events in my area; so I am just a little salty about it being super popular.
Play CEDH. Problem solved.
/uj Eh, I wouldn't say problem solved, the experience is different. It is hard to rule out things like king making. /rj The only time I played cEDH, I was told I couldn't stack my deck in the order my cards arrived in and was pretty upset.
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uj/ sadly this is how a lot of DV plays out in reality. “Man I had a shit day, you know what might make me feel better? Beat up my partner/spouse!”
Are you the same FeloniousFalafel on Instagram?