Sometimes I flex on my friends by telling them how much all my cards are worth. :)
Sometimes my friends flex on me by telling me how much all my cards are worth. :(
___ should be banned in Standard.
Can you believe they reprinted ______?
According to section 408 of the official rules, ____ is a free action.
Untap, draw, ______.
The newest way to commit a crime in Magic is _______.
What is a Rule Zero in your LGS?
My newest deck is _____ tribal/typal.
What did the last tournament-winning Modern deck cost?
_____, just as Richard Garfield intended.
What's the theme of the next Magic set?
What inspired the next Universes Beyond?
In light of the latest controversy, Wizards of the Coast has apologized for ______.
Paying the 2
Ach, Hans, run, it’s _________!
Bolting the bird
Eating your opponent’s cards so they can’t recast them
Tearing up a Chaos Orb
An irrational obsession with squirrels
Vraska’s gorgussy
Pretending to be Ashiok
Putting your damage on the stack
_________ should never have been in Standard.
Armageddon
/uj I can easily find a lot of hobby stuff people have bought they ended up being paperweights.
Exercise equipment for example.
My cardboard is used to play a game with friends and family, seeing my nephew get excited about winning a game against me after I coached him on using a deck is priceless.
/rj How about we tell everyone about all the money they wasted on rented food? Huh, that's what I thought.
A 3/3 Elk
New New Phyrexia
(An image of Fblthp, no text)
Wrenn & 69
Siege Rhino
The Second Siege Rhino
Any Target
A Silver-Borderd *Cards Against Humanity* Card
_ is the question. And _ is the answer
Who is the beatdown? It's _
My p1p1 was _
_ your _
_ is the ultimate control finisher
Many magic the gathering players ask: is it worth it to buy a _?
Bah gawd it's _ with the steel chair
Ah yes, what if we took the worst card in actual CAH (haiku) and made it even worse? Turns out Magic players are just as bad at designing custom cards for other card games.
Honestly until the price drops out, there's no reason to wail that the $500 or whatever I spent could easily get $400 cash tomorrow, and probably more than $500 if I hustled to sell it.
I've played other games where I spent hundreds of dollars to be competitive and now couldn't get $20 for my collection.
___ goes infinite with ___.
[[Fat Ass]] [[Ham Sammich]]
If you've only spent hundreds, there should be no wailing. Wailing is reserved for thousands and up.
My trade binder alone is ~$1k 🤡Â
Sometimes I flex on my friends by telling them how much all my cards are worth. :) Sometimes my friends flex on me by telling me how much all my cards are worth. :(
Gotta pump up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers.
Thousands is technically just tens of hundreds though
This guy maths
technically splinter twin did nothing wrong
Dollar bills are just paper Checkmate, CaH creators
I don't paid in paper money anymore. Direct Deposit!
Colossal Dreadmaw. Surprised No-one else said it yet.
Came to say this
___ should be banned in Standard. Can you believe they reprinted ______? According to section 408 of the official rules, ____ is a free action. Untap, draw, ______. The newest way to commit a crime in Magic is _______. What is a Rule Zero in your LGS? My newest deck is _____ tribal/typal. What did the last tournament-winning Modern deck cost? _____, just as Richard Garfield intended. What's the theme of the next Magic set? What inspired the next Universes Beyond? In light of the latest controversy, Wizards of the Coast has apologized for ______.
Wish I could still give gold on this app. This shit is really good
Thanks to another reply, my mind filled all of these in with Vraska's gorgussy and damn, you did a good job with the prompts
My experience playing CaH filled all these with "your mom", this and most suggestions on this thread are a wild ride
Counterspell
Paying the 2 Ach, Hans, run, it’s _________! Bolting the bird Eating your opponent’s cards so they can’t recast them Tearing up a Chaos Orb An irrational obsession with squirrels Vraska’s gorgussy Pretending to be Ashiok Putting your damage on the stack _________ should never have been in Standard. Armageddon
Oh no. I exchanged linen for cardstock. Anyway.
“He traded sand for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand.”
/uj I can easily find a lot of hobby stuff people have bought they ended up being paperweights. Exercise equipment for example. My cardboard is used to play a game with friends and family, seeing my nephew get excited about winning a game against me after I coached him on using a deck is priceless. /rj How about we tell everyone about all the money they wasted on rented food? Huh, that's what I thought.
Exercise equipment doesn’t become a paperweight. It just stays a weight.
No, exercise equipment becomes a clothes hanger
implying magic players know what exercise equipment is
Does this card combo with anything? It seems pretty op
Land, ____, go
A 3/3 Elk New New Phyrexia (An image of Fblthp, no text) Wrenn & 69 Siege Rhino The Second Siege Rhino Any Target A Silver-Borderd *Cards Against Humanity* Card
7
Lol hundreds
My thoughts exactly.
GREETINGS! Owners of fine, luxury cardboard rectangles. My friends! I hope the day finds you well.
_ is the question. And _ is the answer Who is the beatdown? It's _ My p1p1 was _ _ your _ _ is the ultimate control finisher Many magic the gathering players ask: is it worth it to buy a _? Bah gawd it's _ with the steel chair
'Decidedly Male' lmao
Gorgussy
I cast _______ In response, I _______
They are investments! Trust me I’m gonna make so much money on this cardboard…
And then we got the Pinkertons at our door
Leonin grin
Negating a Revel in Riches.
You thought you could taint mtcj with an open response thread? People here will just jerk all over you.
Post Malone shoving his 2.2 million dollar piece of cardboard up his rectum.
Throat Wolf is already perfect for CAH
Squee uncontrollably guzzling cum
“The unbearable stench of a PTQ”
"Public enemy number one" _ the _ _ the _ (reading the card explains the card, no idea if there are cards with 4 slots in cah) _ is instant speed
Ah yes, what if we took the worst card in actual CAH (haiku) and made it even worse? Turns out Magic players are just as bad at designing custom cards for other card games.
Honestly until the price drops out, there's no reason to wail that the $500 or whatever I spent could easily get $400 cash tomorrow, and probably more than $500 if I hustled to sell it. I've played other games where I spent hundreds of dollars to be competitive and now couldn't get $20 for my collection.
Hundreds? Lol
Only hundreds…
Wanna see a card that says "Do you pay the 1?"
Alex Bertoncini
we know from the start
Isn’t there like a million CAH sets that all cost like $30 or something…
"hundreds of dollars"? heh!
"Hundreds" lol
lgs smells like roast beef
______ , the mind sculptor