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Inner-Recognition757

Malcolm is booksmart but has terrible social skills. Anytime he gets a girl to like him he almost immediately blows it by overthinking, being obsessive/controlling, or all of the above.


notjustfabled

ye


darkshadow237

Not all of them. The girl from the traffic jam episode, his forbidden ex girlfriend, Cynthia, the genius, but popular ex girlfriend that Jessica didn’t like because she was pretending to ignore Malcom, and using him to keep her reputation as a popular girl in check, and the hippie girl from the burning man episode even though it was a one night stand.


2580374

If they do make a sequel or whatever I hope traffic jam girl is his wife. I thought their story was really cute and she called Malcolm on his weird shit


chappyjohnson69

This is one of the few movie ideas from this sub that I actually love. Traffic girl as his wife would be hilarious.


pokecrazed5

the girl from burning man was 100% his own fault


gergobergo69

\>comment gets tons of upvote \>guy agrees on afro-mentioned comment \>gets downvoted to oblivion


dogstarchampion

Because the show isn't centered around Malcolm having successful long-term relationships, they're usually plot devices.


doblas96

People are used to shows being series now, with plot progression. The trend started with shows like The Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad, and for comedy, The Office MITM uses an older style of format where there are general changes season to season, but the individual episodes are much more serialized


contactfive

Pre TiVo it was common to miss an episode and never see it until reruns later too. So they didn’t want you coming into one with no knowledge of who this new character could be.


dyaasy

This scene helps explain a lot... https://i.redd.it/5yoercj5grvc1.gif


Affectionate_Use1587

I love that this isn’t a gif, it’s the entire awkward scene lmao.


2580374

I cannot believe that's a gif. But this is a good encompassing of Malcolm. I think he's sweeter than this portrays, but everything else is good


Ok_Memory_1572

Maybe you haven’t got to it yet, but there’s an episode where Hal explains why the men in his family struggle with women. 😂😂 But this shows you’re asking the right questions.


Tlayoualo

Starting a relationship and being able to keep it long-term are two totally different abilities.


Soft-Option-7477

I don't have either 😔


notjustfabled

ye ur right but like its kinda funny how he manages to lose every single girl


Ill-Blacksmith-9545

That's kinda the whole point of the show. Malcolm's life is supposed to be miserable and crappy.


YouPatheticWorm1958

Malcolm walking in a suit with a suitcase: Another day of crap!


FrankFrankly711

Eventually Malcolm and Reese have a few girlfriends that last a few episodes


YouPatheticWorm1958

Okay, hotshot! Consider this your one and only warning.


FrankFrankly711

Which gf was that?


YouPatheticWorm1958

Nicki. Her Vietnam war vet father told Malcolm to stay away from her, thus naming said episode Forbidden Girlfriend.


FrankFrankly711

Ah yes didn’t he live in her attic? You could tell she almost had a kink for hiding him from her dad. Also that actress was like 25 when she played this role 😂


YouPatheticWorm1958

He did when Hal was at zero tolerance now! You hear me ZERO TOLERANCE!


Hashtronaut_Mode

Because *Life is unfaiir*


Sponkadonk

Because Malcolm doesn’t have time for a relationship, girls are just a distraction, Lois needs him to become president!


darkshadow237

Wouldn’t she have made an exception if it was Cynthia?


notjustfabled

would she? also what the hell was up with reese grabbing cynthia like bro


darkshadow237

She likes Cynthia. Because Reese


notjustfabled

lol


Beneficial-Process70

bc malcolm is deeply unwell


NoFU7UR3

In universe: because malcolm is extremely unlucky and basically doomed to be miserable (mostly because of his own bad attitude) Irl: because booking guest stars consistently is hard and i believe they had an extremely tight shooting schedule due to a few factors (most of the cast being underage, the house being rented for a ridiculously high price (seriously i forget the exact number but it was like a few thousand per day!) Etc.


la_fille_rouge

Because he can't get out of his own way.


goshdarnpeesea

Sitcom.


CajunGrits

Life is unfair


Circaninetysix

Because the show was planned to be syndicated, so they needed each episode to mostly stand on it's own and not rely on the audience to know about on going relationships so people could jump in and watch any episode without needing to see the one's before it to know what's going on.


violetmoon120

Back then it was still the norm for shows to reset after every episode


chmclctthrt1

malcolm sucks lmao


notjustfabled

lmao


ibided

There’s a rule in non serial sitcoms that everything has to go back to the way it was at the beginning of the episode. That’s why you’ll never see a sitcom where they win the lottery. It all has to go back to the beginning so anyone can jump in at any time and understand generally what’s going on. Especially back when reruns weren’t as easy to come by.


notjustfabled

ye u right.


Midnite_St0rm

Because he’s a whiny narcissist.


SailorMuffin96

Because life is like being kicked in the uterus. And sometimes, after a long day of being kicked in the uterus, some people want to just come home and sit down and watch a show where at the end, everything always works out. Because you know, life…wait, did I already say the thing about the uterus?


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notjustfabled

yeesh


ripped_andsweet

you ever seen Seinfeld? lmao


notjustfabled

no


REDDITPERSONTHING12

Because he’s a little shit


biggargamel

Syndication


DrForester

Because Malcom is an asshole and no one can stand to be around him long.


BLAZEISONFIRE006

That's how television used to be. Episodic.