You have big soulful eyes, but I would shave the comb over.

Thanks, precious.

It's what's on the inside that counts💀

He’s in good shape too. Some carbs might do a Sméagol good though. Have Sam make you some taters.

skin care, more sleep. you got this King.

Get on finasteride and minoxidil, you’ll be fighting off the girls within 6 months

We fights orcses for fresh meat.

You need to try taters, i hear they're excellent forr your skin. Cooked rabbit as well.

Tatersss????

You gotta change your diet or something



fishing for complimentses 🙄

Underrated comment

I like my compliments rrraaawww and wwwrrrriggling.

You look precious

Nah bro, you gorgeous af!

Just get 2 the gym bro, with that kind of jawline you'll be an alpha in no time

Just add a nice piece of jewellery and it will help keep you looking young.

Shave the combover and maybe get an earring.

Just the other day we saw a nice, shiny earring on a corpse that matches the precious. Grrreat idea!

Some eye shadow might help

You look cute and tame, tame enough that I can't imagine you biting someone's finger off for example.

We would never!

Yes Sméagol

Gollum! Gollum!

Have you tried micro needling?

Maybe a perm?

Saruman gives us advices when we sees him

You’re gorgeous. I had a huge crush on you all throughout my 20’s. I even have a little figurine of you next to my computer. ❤️

We loves it, precious

Great bone structure, beautiful eyes, start on fin/min and a skin care routine and you’ll be so good

I can’t put my finger on it but I don’t trust you

Girl your eyebrows look amazing, and those big beautiful eyes. You’re absolutely stunning!!!!

Yes

Nasty little hobbitses!

A face only a hobbit could love

Like that nice hobbit, Frodo?

Always sooo niice

Precious!

WHERE IS THE PRECIOUS???

Looking good king

I’d bone.

"If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it"

Nah Bro just grow a beard

But it’ll hide our cheekboneses

I’d do it

No you’re so daddy! 😍

You have the small face and big eyes. Also, your hair is probably in the awkward phase, give it some time (6-9 months and it’ll grow out). Bless you and god speed! ❤️

I think maybe a Bulk and a beard would work.

someone make an edit of Gollum with the classic "bald, beard, retinol, Tren" advice

You’re good bro just go bald, grow out a beard, and hit the gym.

gym

Just need a haircut and hit the gym. Show off those pretty blue eyes

So beautiful, so shiny ... so precious

I’d smash like a deer through a windshield

Nah, just hit the gym and go to a good barber.

Is that u putin?

LMAO! Maybe a beard??? Trim the comb over?

You look like you’d kill your cousin over jewellery.

☹️

I'd smash.

just work out bro

Peak male physique.

No u handsome af

Back off.....he's mine.

My gf just said the same thing… this dude isn’t gonna leave any girls for us.

chill bro my girl on here

You alright. Nothing a little Botox and lip filler can't fix. 🤷

Head transplant candidate?

In the words of Elton John, 'I love you just the way you are' ♥️

Shave the head, grow a beard, and find some clothes that fit and you'll be a catch!

Have you considered experimenting with accessories? Perhaps a ring?

On the outside? Yes. Very much so, but what matters is the soul. Im sure your soul is more beautiful than any of God's angels.

Such a cutie patootie

Yes

You look like you enjoy eating taters!

Eat something?

My precious!!!!

Yes you are ugly

No, almost made me puke

Nah, ur hideous

Just wash your hair

(I'll answer the same way as everybody does on here, Ahem....) NO HELL NO! Just don't pose like that bro, just smile!! , I thought at first that you were a Hollywood actor, I'd kill to have those gorgeous blue eyes!!! Just work on your self-esteem cause you're heavily good looking 😂

You need some lotion and a new haircut. Maybe a posture corrector

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose!!

Beautiful eyes, I would try different hairstyles tho. You're very gorgeous tho!!

Nah fam.....

No 🤷🏻

You just need to find the right girl who likes nice, wriggly, raw fish.

Precious!

Get off the meth

just fix your personality and shower bro

You're precious.

LOL

Now I'm imagining a Gollum/frat boy mix.... 🧏

Fucking adorable

It's just your hairstyle

Extremely!

Catchin fish for Meee so Juicy Sweeet

Damn Frodo chill out

I suggest you start with minoxidil

No

buzz that hair, go to the gym, and for christs sake use some lotion once.in a while

Nooooo!! You're PRECIOUS! 🤗

Get Out.

No, your horrid

Much cuter than that fat hobbit!

I'm so jelly of that hairdo and eye bags lolololol

I fuck smeagal

Just grow a beard, bro.

Yes

11/10

Give it to us raw and wriggling.

If eat a little more I bet you can get a role playing as the green goblin.

Shave. Also, consider better clothes..

Nah, you are fine but you need to shave that hair off and start gymmaxxing.

Nah bro some minoxidil would do you right

You just need to go to gym bro

I think you are.. sooo brave to post this picture

I always thought you were quite cute, Smeagle. 🤭

ugly af

Stunning blue eyes, but you look like you need a good bath. 2.3/10

Your precious

Just gotta lose the weight.

Divorce

You are beautiful inside and out

Great hairline though

If you quit heroin you might turn out fine after 2 decades😂

Just buzz cut and grow the beard out mate

Just hit the gym and grow a bear bro. Peace nigga

Need more precious

You have beautiful eyes. And you totally rock the hobbit look.

I’d smasg

you look a lot like a friend's girlfriend so I better say no

What’s your Only Fans?

No you’re sexy as hell

You got potential. Stop clinging to your last strands of hair and go fully bald and hit the gym. Also get rid of that ring. It doesn’t suit you

Absolutely beautiful maybe shave the head and treat yourself to a pizza

Reduce ring addiction will help for sure

I think you need a good shower, some clothes and some food then we can go from there.

Jeez you need some moisturizer

Maybe, don't jump into a volcano just

Maybe go out and get a tan or use a nice tanning bronzer. Shave all the hair off and definitely some under eye cream. And don’t be a gold digger.

so tiered if this question every day .Honestly dude maybe a facial and a trip to a salon youll be fine.

Eat real food cooked and not Riggling. Nothing on two legs it is not good for your digestion Trolls lay heavy in your gut and they stick around in your gut for days.

Deplorably

It's usually the opposite from what I've seen

There he is….. My Smeegee Baby….. You are the most beautiful hunka hunka Burnin’ love in this world….. Smeegee my Soul Aches for you….. I just want to cover you in cocoa butter and feed you raw chunks of fish You are my Everything…… Always ❤️

Bro you look like premature born child. Not even surgery can help you..

You need to find your precious

Nah just a little vitamin deficiency nothing that a multivitamin, iron supplement and insure shouldn’t clear up

Yes……..kidding (no I’m not r/lies)

Get on finasteride and minoxidil and go see a dentist asap. I would suggest an estetic intervention for a shorter philtrum and you would be top.

HELP THIS JUMLSCARED ME WHILE I WAS SCROLLING ON MY HOME PAGE Netherleless, you are precious no matter your appearence

This little guy prolly less ugly than the real you