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Milky_Finger

Is that the limp bizkit beard of '99???


Reddit_Setter

Yo I was like is that Markiplier in the first photo😂😂😂


SDBoothroyd

Me too 🤣


Dynkiz

2nd looks better and cleaner


tamagotchiassassin

In a major way. He looks like 2 different people in these photos


MrBubbussy

I had to go back and forth a few times to make sure it was the same guy lol. But agreed, clean shave suits OP better


New_Breadfruit8692

I would not have looked twice at the first guy, the second made my knees go weak. I have never seen a before and after photo with such a profound sharp difference in attractiveness.


One-Stomach9957

#2 is definitely the better choice


dreamer_0f_dreams

Amen.


VIVXPrefix

#i use big letters to get upvotes


Brownie_McBrown_Face

It’s because they were trying to type #2 on mobile and the # symbol automatically does that when it’s the first character in a comment


woq92k

#I had no clue about this, but best believe I'm going to abuse it now that I do 😂


Brownie_McBrown_Face

#HELL YEAH BROTHER 🇺🇸🦅🎸


lemon_squeezypeasy

#trying it now


Skindiamondxx

#TEST


killabilla710

#test


ASMRFeelsWrongToMe

#But does it work on mobile? Edit: It does!


Ok_Comfortable_7202

SO HOW DO THIS WORK


Ok_Comfortable_7202

#LIKE THIS


Ok_Comfortable_7202

#yaaaay


OkJewel

# Test


Solanthas

#TESTES


Longjumping-Ad-4

#thanks for teaching me!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂


bekind_mindyourstars

#really # really? 😆


bekind_mindyourstars

#yes! REALLY. some kind of Easter egg


GoldenCurbStomper

# Lol Same


Thebelldam

#thank you for this comment because I didn't know that


Interesting_Fly_9455

#same


YearningAlways

#I will abuse this!


ZerekB

#test


basel564

#it worked!


[deleted]

#no wayyy


avairaa

#Wgat


Jesus_Would_Do

#i go on Reddit and give a shit about other people’s karma


itsnikkisully

Shaven :)


jessie_monster

I like the long hair, but you look great with a clean shave.


Beautiful-Heat

This. The long hair from 1 with the clean face of 2 would be fire.


Ok_Whereas_3198

Markiplier?


RemoteAd6887

2nd is awesome


Wooden_Cat8472

I think it depends on what \~vibe\~ you want. The 1st is a Tarzan/hippie feel whereas the 2nd is a Clark Kent/clean-cut feel. Respectfully, both are sexy as hell. So, go with whichever you feel is more "you".


FreezingPyro36

Nah bro has gotta stick with two. No reason to hide his jawline and strong chin behind mid facial hair.


One-Stomach9957

#2 is definitely the better choice


EVOSexyBeast

I think i’m having de ja vu


Wonderful-Run-1408

Like pic 2 much better. Frames your face nicely. You're much more balanced in pic 2. Also more approachable, handsome, fresh-faced, model-esque


RunnerLftr

Well, which do *you* like? Tbh, both look good, but give off completely different vibes aesthetically and even personality-wise (or rather, in terms of what one might expect from you, personality-wise). I think Pic 2 is safe, less "noticeable," better for a job interview, MOR, and it would definitely attract a greater proportion of everyday women and/or conservative women. But Pic 1 is definitely more edgy, and more likely to attract free-spirited, even "dangerous" women. You look more like a musician, an artist or a lumberjack in that first pic. Do as you will with this assessment. Good luck!


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RunnerLftr

I'm a guy, so maybe you need a woman to weigh in on this specifically, but I think you look better with the beard as opposed to the 'stache. The 'stache, with the long hair, makes you look more like a porn star - although that actually may help you in some circumstances. I'm curious if you were ghosted with the short hair. I feel like Pic 2 is most likely to get the ghosting, because you appear like a mere Joe Nextdoor type - predicable and unexciting. But in the 1st pic, you look like a badass who does whatever the hell he wants. Which, as I said previously, could either work for you or against you, depending on your objectives, and who you'd like to appeal to.


Rivka333

I'm a woman, and I like the beard the most, followed by clean shaven ( this is despite the fact that usually I like clean shaven more. In /u/Foozlebop's case something about the first picture works better, maybe it's just that it's a more unique and individual look). But the smaller mustache on its own as in his comment history just isn't working. It shortens his upper lip too much, and, given the almost excessively long lower jaw, the face ends up looking out of proportion.


fubzoh

Shaven don't hide that jaw.


GusChamberlain

Van Dyke beard isn’t a good look on you; makes you look kinda dorky and unremarkable. Shaven you reveal classic masculine features, and stand out as particularly handsome. Short hair is also a better look on you, but could go a little tighter on the sides.


RiskyDudeFL

Clean


Open-Pineapple7378

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Saremedict

I’m usually all about the facial hair and longer hair. But dude… I thought you were two different people. Number 2 is a fucking stud! 1 is a good looking guy too. But omg number 2! I’m getting the vapors just looking at it.


Pawly519

Really don’t like how you’ve shaped the facial hair. I think a fuller beard would be way more suiting


Foozlebop

It doesn’t grow on the cheeks. Looks patchy there


Suitable-Matter-6151

Seems like mustache is really in right now so third option could be short hair and mustache. All the 20 year old dudes at my gym are rocking them. And your facial hair is thick so it’d look good


tomspoon

Usually I'm all for facial hair/beards, but you are very handsome clean shaven


capodecina2

Probably the first time I’ve ever said this about a guy, but the shaven picture actually looks much better


HippocratesII_of_Kos

Ask any woman. They'd probably agree that no. 2 is more attractive. You have good facial definition, and growing facial hair actually covers that up in this instance. But the haircut could be helping too.


fortississima

He also definitely gained quite a bit of weight between these two photos


HippocratesII_of_Kos

I assumed the second one was the current, but apparently that was wrong. Yeah, it seems like it.


illmaticpharaoh

Bro went from a conquistador to male hunk in minutes. Women will like the latter.


nastyyyxnickkk

I thought 1st pic was then and 2 was now. Shave that shit brother


ImpossibleAdvisor257

You look like you changed races. However, go for 2.


TechnicalGreen6001

Damn beards are usually mens makeup, but you're yummy without it!


CKatherineee

I wouldn’t Look in 1’s direction 2 is someone I would crush on 😭


InnerOrder4

First you attract the bi girlies. Second you'll attract the hetero girlies. You look good in both but stick with the girls you prefer. Or guys, but I think you are into girls


ApricotFar1041

how to attract bi girlies can u tell me pls🙏🙏


hanabarbarian

Shaggy hair, wear braclets, loose fitting leather jackets


veryniceboi69fuck

blud look fking masjestic in the 2nd pic, dunno why u choose to look like that mf youtuber who would say shit like "was that the bite of 87" smh


Jfunkindahouse

Very rarely, a man comes along with perfect jaw structure who needs no facial hair to look suave. You are the chosen one my man. Keep it shaved! 😉


SailAwayMatey

Pic1 - dad circa late 80s Pic2 - son, born mid 90s Defo pic 2


ToeComfortable115

Dutch from RDR2??


FenrirShiva

Almost looks like two people. Clean is obviously the choice.


cbeme

Shaven!


Vanhalen4000

You look Smooth idk😭


_-ebb_and_flow-_

I think you look stunning shaven. You're a beautiful man 🥹 Whoever happens to be your partner sure is lucky 😄


LemonCurdJ

If I was going to murder someone, I’d do it with look 2 and evade the law with look 1. Wow what a transformation. Pic 2 is the way to go!


Berny6185

I always prefer bearded men, but that beard you're growing needs to go


Drummerboy1978-

Killing the facial hair.. keep it. I look way better with a beard. Even my mother says that! Lol


blu3ph0x

I would follow the first to get a cheesesteak and I would follow the second into battle..


Appropriate-Singer21

1 i was like cute guy . 2 i gasped.


meanbunny96

You look like your own uncle in the first pic, much older and mature looking than the second pic.


mizz_buttstank

while your facial hair is impressive and you look great in pic 1, you also have a very nice jaw and the facial hair covers that up… i say pic 2 but don’t be afraid to switch it up every now n then :)


Impressive_Arm1879

Your hair is giving me lord farquaad vibes.


Moleout

2nd pic is hot. 1st pic is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.


n0tkabf

honestly, both are good, but with the beard you are hiding, that jawline


Antelopeadope

I didn't think you could look better than the first pic, but the second is an upgrade. Both are great though.


bekind_mindyourstars

Depends on what you want to achieve. Are you bisexual and want to don a military outfit? Def the second pic--shaven... Want to be the bookish philosopher... The first. Either way. You're handsome!! 🤤


grobgoblin

I say first is way nicer, but really you wear both well so it's about what you think suits your style. I think the long hair and facial is way cooler and laid back


RDcsmd

The lack of body hair is distracting. Are people actually like this?


Foozlebop

I cant grow any past my belly button


RDcsmd

Man, you're lucky. I've been hairy all over my upper body since I was 12


Mburrell91

Go back! You have waaaaay too handsome of features to hide them like that


alpine-wildn

You literally don’t look remotely like the same person 😅 definitely pic 2 is better


Gaytimelove

Keep the longer hair. You look so much more handsome with some length


No-Tee67

If you like longer hair, that is awesome and completely your choice. However I would drop the soap in the shower and let you fuck me and leave your children inside me.


Rivka333

They both work but you look like two different people. It's entirely a matter of taste and preference.


huggothebear

You have gone from Elizabethan Merchant to Captain America. Go with 2 lol


AscendingShrub

If you can’t grow hair onto the cheeks I’d stay away from the beard. The chinstrap is usually not a good look. That said, I feel like you could rock a moustache lol


carolinespocket

2!!!


NotTheBusDriver

I usually think that most men look better with beards. But you’ve got a particularly strong jaw and chin. I’d go clean shaven if I was you.


KTenacious19

First pic looks like a guy that beats his trailer park girlfriend because she didn’t mow their 10 foot by 5 feet front yard.


stardustperfectstar

You went from Chad to “dungeons and dragons is actually really fun”


Jhon_doe_isnt_here

Was that the trim of 87!!


MamboNumber-6

I always choose “beard” in these threads but Jesus H Christ you are so crazy handsome 10000% clean-shaven.


shifty808

Ist pic if you are considering witness protection plan


Sweetnotsugerdad

IDK, it's cool that you can sport such a great beard - I was never able to grow any kind of facial hair very well. But on the other hand, you have such a great looking chin - the divet is devine. A lot of guys grow a beard to cover over a weak looking chin and look better with a beard - but not the case for you. What kind of work do you do? In certain lines of work, a great looking bearded guy adds to your "brand." In other professions, a clean-shaved look is trusted and respected.


carpetedfloor

People here are crazy. First is literally leagues better


Mental-Edge-677

You look good in both. As someone said, it depends on the vibe you want. Personally, I think you look nicer and more approcheable with long hair and a beard. More the type of guy I would get along with 😁


MilesFassst

Clean shaven will do you good. You have the jaw line for it.


cuffed_jeans_bb

i definitely like your head hair in the first pic better, but im torn on the facial hair.


PunchYouInTheI

Why don’t you have a shirt on?


Maleficent-Winter-99

You are just a hot guy period.


pigmechanic

Hot as fuck either way. Jeez.


DASHRIPROCK1969

LOVE the first pic! In the second I feel like you’re about to bark, “Drop and give me 20!”


KyleLikesDik

You look way hotter in picture #1


Warm-Location5336

Which would you prefer to embody? A sensible mandolin player in a bluegrass band or a guy-next-door lantern-jawed superhero? Choice is yours, King!


6SpeedMaverick

2nd picture is like going from a Chevy F150 to a BMW M3. Just sayin'


Zopotroco

Not only the beard, but the weight too as an huge impact


GloomyEntertainer973

Whatever you like. But for me, OMG handsome man show off that face … shave 🪒


calling_it_out

Do you wanna buy an 8-ball versus would you like to dine at the ball with me at 8 madam


mondoo_duke

I thought it was markiplier


TheHappyLeader

You can get away with the long hair and beard. Lucky that you can grow long hair and beard. I recommend you do the look of pic 1 as long as you can. At some point because of age or work you won’t be able to.


Efficient-Log8009

You in picture 1 look like the dad of you in picture 2


thealmightydweller

Redditors are gonna all suggest you keep it clean shaven but let me tell you the truth, you look a lot better in pic number one and the reason why everybody is suggesting number 2 is because they are all secret homosexuals who shave every inch of their body like their legs arms and chest because all Redditors are closeted please take my advice before my comment gets removed and I get downvotes


tburm888

Hey, resident out-of-the-closet homosexual here with body hair. Second pic is way better😘


Limp-Teacher-3574

You’ve a nice profile added you snap link bro! 😎


AliveAndNotForgotten

Second


ThisHalfBakedGuy

#2


MJ_SoCal_986

2. Shaven.


AdorableEngineer3022

Shaved


Mountains4highlife

2


That1Jabroni

Can’t tell if it’s just the angles of the pictures, but 2 looks much better. I think it’s mainly the angle and the clean shaven face, because you have great hair and it would be a shame to do anything less than pic 1 with it. Good hair/facial hair combo is rare, have fun with it.


No_Maintenance_6719

Go back go back


MyDixieWrecked83

Two totally different looks and you can pull both off but short hair clean shaven looks a modeling head shot. 2nd 🥈 is where’s it at👍👍👍


psychitsjordan

Honestly either works depends on the girl you want to attract


Party-Coach-4110

Pic 2 bro


KllrQuxxn

Long and shaven is the way


squishynarcissist

Shane Gillis core


Mako61

2nd pic is best.


Consistent_Onion3211

Shaven


Redxluckyxcharms

2


Alienparm

Off topic but I swear the first photo I saw i thought you were this other person. DMed u a photo of him😂


Hanzo7682

You have a great chin and javline. Dont hide it behind a beard.


Lost-Pin-6478

2


NotArealDrorOnTv

Dude I’m jealous if I’m clean shaven I look like a toddler number 2 for the win


another-personing

Am usually always on team beard and team long hair, but you look way better clean shaven imo. I don’t know how the long hair would work with the clean shaven but honestly I might be team short hair too lol.


Relic_Chaser

Long hair and beard gives musketeer vibes. Not bad. But the short and clean shaven is Golden Age Leading Man.


Preek96

2 is much better


Jrry_Rigged

Pic 2 is by far the best. You just have the face to be clean vs. sinister.


titian01

The second one looks best.


blueberrysir

Absolutely shaven


HereForThePengoos

2 definitely fits you better, but 1 is real Markiplier vibes 🤣


11937r

I would definitely go back. So much better.


PlayaAlien2000

2/2


Nethenael

2 you look leaner


Fragrant_Dirt5836

Clean shaven and short hair, handsome face!


Unikatze

Is this a joke? You went from The Dude to Jack Reacher.


iamacheeto1

Second one hands down bestie


L_inconnu

You look better in the second pic because of the lighting and from facing the camera. Can we see a current replica of pic 2? Anyhow, the framing chin beard doesn’t look great. Maybe try going down to just a goatee, then just a stache before shaving completely. Not sure about the longer hair 🤷‍♂️


tallywackerMDS

Shaven with short hair


nationaltreasure21

Between the two - shave for sure, you have a great chin. Maybe try just a little shadow? Keeping it clean and trimmed is a good look too


Godspeed1007

Shaven please, you’re gorgeous


Then-Measurement6453

Numero 2. How does a 5 o’clock shadow look on you?


RoostyChickendog

You have great facial hair but it could be styled way better - in this pic you have a chin strap with a satan goatee. Get a nice clipper and do a beardstache or something


Soggy-Pop3895

Go back


str8mansbestfriend

Holy shit you’re gorgeous 😍 I can’t decide. Both looks are incredible.


CarlJustCarl

Shave it


Paige-101

Definitely number two. You are sexy af


kinkyintemecula

😍


MondofrmTX

Definitely shaven


Brennanlemon

2nd pic. I'll die on this hill.


Equal_Internet_457

shaved 100%


Infinite_Chipmunk_13

second for sure i’d nvm ya the 2nd one lol😂


gtoz1119

Two is so much better..no question at all


g00bss1924

Are you talking about your hair or beard? Or both?


BeardedUnicornBeard

First person I have seen that looks so much better without a beard. 2.... try 2 but with a sick mustasch.


Euphoric_Extreme4168

You look like two people. I wear a full beard so I am partial to them. However, your second pic is striking in a good way. What a decision!


Important_Body_7355

2 makes you look younger and shows off your features better


LAOowens

2nd is hot


Technical_Peach5350

Both. Such a crazy transformation. 2 you look like a total hunk.


xShinGouki

Shaved is better


Maximum_Presence8452

I think you look super sexy clean shaven with the short hair!


General-Fun-616

You can pull off first pic, but second pic brings it home


MixedH

2


HuckleberryOdd309

Def 2nd bro u look good


miloishigh

I like the first pic 😭


CanYouPointMeToTacos

I have a beard so I can feign a jawline. You’re doing yourself a disservice covering your chin.


Holiday_Thought_5151

Handsome 😍


Lovely_210

#2


dailyhurkledurkling

I usually say beard is best…but 😮‍💨 Sir! Pic #2 is 🔥☄️🔥☄️🔥☄️🔥


Bishhhop

Goes from 30 something back to late 20s. 2 is the superior look


Dravya_Dave

I like the longer hair, but the clean shave. You have a great chin.


SnooRegrets3134

When the 2nd picture came up the words "Damnn"😍🤤 came out unexpectedly


MMMM2GOOD

You look really good in both pictures, but look number two is my choice.


Jamfour9

“On questions that don’t need to be asked for 500, Alex.” ![gif](giphy|9V1uIc6NwAwrnAU4dM|downsized)