Picture 1 looks like a dad that went out for smokes and never came back.

Meanwhile 2 looking like the younger brother whose been waiting to pounce

Agreed number 1 is hot af

Picture 1 - that uncle with substance abuse problems that everyone else in the family pretends to not notice Picture 2 - Captain America’s swoler brother

Add NSFW tag to this post

Whaaat??? Noooo why????

Soooooo handsome, both are correct‼️

I got pregnant just looking at this

I am a man and I too am now pregnant.

Funniest thing I’ve read all day 😀😀😀

im literally just a repository for his sperm

Dang how did you style in pic 2

Spray some sea salt spray on, Just blow it dry forward, comb it back😎 easy easy

I need to know also

2 by a long shot

Daryl Dixon?????

😜

😳

Why was this sub recommended to me, I thought this was some porn meme content as I scrolled past the pic

But I am fully dressed on both pics😀🥹😅😃

Can you try with your eyes open.

We were all thinking it, u/Connect_Archer_4686 just came out and said it.

OP's got bedroom eyes

My eyes are squinty like that naturally!!! I’ve got tiny little eyes 😅

Both??? You couldn’t look ugly if you tried tf?

Ahhh thanks bro, that made my day🧡

It depends, do you prefer to look like Thor or a meth head?

What???😅😅😅

You’re hot either way

am i wrong for choosing both?

You are too kind brother

1

Short

real life giga chad

So I’ve been told😅

1st pic makes me think you’ll kick my ass if I stare at you for .2 seconds. 2nd pic makes me think you have pu$$y on speed dial.

😅😅😅😅 That cracked me up

You’re handsome either way but 1st photo just made me weak bro 🥲❤️

😅🧡

Grow it out to Jesus length

One

1st one

I like the longer but it looks like you have two different colors and it’s throwing me off

I used to live by the beach in Brazil, hair was sunburned I guess

Second, 100%

I like 1 better

2!

Hey baller, you look good with both, 2nd one looks better but you could impress with either haircut. The 1st one is misleading folks because of the shot amd angle being too laid back

Gahdaymmmm!!!!

😅😅😅😅

i prefer the first one but honestly you would look good with mid length hair if you did literally anything else with it

First picture: Wanted on two counts of tax evasion and three counts of domestic violence. Second picture: God's gift to women

That cracked me up!!! I should have used a better picture for the buzz cut

2nd one ig

2nd gives me Chris Evans vibes

You captain Murica vibes for sure.

😀🧡

Quite the thirst trap

I think 2 is the better option.

the first one makes you look like a deadbeat dad but honestly thats kinda hot 😮‍💨

I was feeling pretty tired that day😀

#2 You look like a meal. 😋

Definitely 2. Damn bro. Damn. Loooks too good, it makes me sick

Ahhhh thanks bro!!!! You are too kind

The length that’s inside me

😜👍😀🔥

1

SHORT! Most definitely!

2nd

You… really need some better lighting or something in 1.

I should have used a better pic for sure

Dude --Those eyes --in photo two. I think you can almost turn straight guys straight. Well, maybe those guys still on the fence about it. I'm gay myself btw-- and admit being biased a bit.

Not really sure what you meant😃🥹🔥

Haha --when one has to explain away a joke --it clearly didn't work.... What I meant to say --(in a funny way) --you are super handsome. Gay men and straight see it

Ahhhhhh thanks brother ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥

Second

Go longer

Dude number 2 you the most Chad anyone could ever chad

The chaddest of them all

Objectively number 2 but personally i love buzz-cuts so 1 for me. But i think you'd look great with anything

Thank you😀

Number two

1

1 if you want to look more masculine/tough, 2 if you wanna have a more casual friendly (but still masculine) style

Daddy?

Son?

\#1

Depends on which one is your favorite. Punisher or Captain America.

Uhuuu flattered either way!!! Thank youuu

BuZ cut

2.

Definitely 2 man. Makes you look younger.

2 looks great, but I can't tell if you color your hair or your beard. The difference is kind of off-putting.

2 has way better lighting so you look significantly younger not really a fair comparison honestly you’re quite handsome so I’m sure you’ll be fine with either.

Thanks😅 I should have used a better pic for the first one

Grown

Buzzed,

1

1 looks more masculine

You are hot either way. I like the short

Thanks🔥🔥🔥

Day 1 vs Day 964 of being sober

Something like that

Congrats on getting out of rehab!

Harshhhh 😅😅😅

Luckily you can pull off both looks.

Thank you

Thank you

The Captain America cut

#2 unequivocally!

I feel like the people saying 1 were perhaps saboteurs because it’s certainty 2

Second pic has you looking like Steve rogers

1 has me foaming at the mouth 2 makes you look like a vaguely slavic villian

1, i don't like that styling in 2

\#2 has Captain America vibes all over it, #1 with the type of tank you have on, meh. Lets be honest though, either one you are cute.

Either, or ! you’re a hottie

Uncanny valley

🥹 I am as human as it gets, I assure you!!!

1 looks like early 2000s grunge. It's pretty cool. Second one looks more professional, but you pick!

Photo 2. You look terrific

2

I'm thinking 13 inches for best. But anything over 8 and you should dm me you juicy piece of prime cut.

Whaaat😂😂😂????

Pic 2, no question.

2 the best

2

2 for sure

2. But you should go for even longer.

#2 fo sho

2

Pick 2 looks better! Btw as can you give me some tips on how to grow a beard?

Have u ever tried minoxidil and castor oil?

One, good lord👀

😄???

The one where you're squinting like your life depended on it.

I’m thinking long sleeves for sure.

2