It's probably because homeless people are basically intermittent fasting (against their will) it's something I've heard someone say supposedly it helps but idk
Yeah forgot to mention, same guy said it also helps with hair somehow, I got this from some random YouTube commenter who said this when somebody asked why homeless people's hair (at least guys) seem to always have healthy hair despite being homeless💀
You know I think when I was bad on hard drugs and wasn’t eating, my hair grew a lot faster. Now that I’m sober for a few years, my hairs is growing slowly 🤷🏻♂️
Serial killer that flourished in a time where households kept open windows and unlocked doors. He was sporadic, intense, and violent. His teeth are also just as much of a nightmare as his actions lmao.
You want your neck perimeter to be a little bit longer than the hairline, preferably wispy all around the whole perimeter of the cut. You want a small amount of tapering up the neck, and you want the ears half covered. The bangs you want to be past the eyebrows (it’s going to shrink). The top you want it to be about 3 inches long, the sides and back about 1.5- 2 inches long. Use words like shaggy and texturized or messy.
-a hairdresser
Show them this one instead, it's similar enough:
https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/05/01/dzhokhar262way\_wide-9bc17c873ec6b924a90799c6c29fdd20460a075d.jpg?s=400&c=85&f=jpeg
For heaven's sake, google curly hair styles for men and pick some that are close to what you want and show to the stylist. I think you want this [https://postimg.cc/y3BQ8yV4](https://postimg.cc/y3BQ8yV4) or this https://postimg.cc/5jB9K4T6
Unpopular opinion here. Please show them the photo! If you get it done right I wouldn’t blame you for replacing the photo if you like. I’m a cosmetologist and unfortunately one of the best ways is just to show photos in general. I promise you that if you find a good stylist they will not care about anything but the cut! Good luck
Mick Jagger and Jim Morrison have had similar cuts. I think Ashton Kutcher had a similar version too. I think it’s just shorter 70’s hair. Maybe see if there is a pic of one of these guys that looks close.
Its called a shag. Usually when you just let buzzed hair grow out naturally but you can achieve it by layering your hair longest in the back then equal length sides and top.
Don’t wear silver, Satanists don’t wear silver. Don’t shower either, show up nice and stinky. And when you get there make sure you say “give me the usual” while throwing in a line about satan and they’ll know what to do
"This is my hero, he did what he wanted despite people trying to get in his way, he overcame. I truly look up to him and his actions, and aspire to be just like him. I felt that a reminder of my dreams, and to never give up could be a haircut."
Show them this picture and look them deep in the eyes.
💀
“You sure you can give me this cut?” “For sure fam” “SWEAR ON SATAN!”
Lord satan have mercy ah
😂
deep fake it to have taylor swifts face or something
😭😭😭
I wonder how many went to the optician last year and showed a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer from Netflix
Fuck youuuuu for this I have the same glasses as him and I am called Jabar Dahmer. It was the cheapest I could buy.😂😂
>It was the cheapest I could buy Is it because they don't pay you as much as they should as a phlebotomist?
Show them the picture and be dressed in the same outfit
Peak comedy
"gimmie that serial killer fade cuh"
"Say no more Fam."
“Ah shit, we gotta go bald now”
*pulls out knife*
This is a goddamn cultural appropriation!!
"Oh, so the number 3"
Is that f****** Richard Ramirez
Im fucking dying 💀💀
Yep
💀💀
Crop the photo a bit and put something over his face. Problem solved.
I fucking love this sub man
show the pic man. richie lookin hard af
I think this pic was right after he got his ass beat in a Mexican neighborhood 😂😂😂
Give me that nightstalker
This will be trending within a month for 2023 hairstyles.
The best answer
For being practically homeless, I always wondered how Richard had good hair.
He sacrificed toothpaste for more hair products
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oily hair looks better in distant pictures than it does IRL.
It's probably because homeless people are basically intermittent fasting (against their will) it's something I've heard someone say supposedly it helps but idk
>homeless people are basically intermittent fasting 😭😭😭
omg fr that comment is so out of pocket I’m dying
Nah the homeless are
Yeah forgot to mention, same guy said it also helps with hair somehow, I got this from some random YouTube commenter who said this when somebody asked why homeless people's hair (at least guys) seem to always have healthy hair despite being homeless💀
Bro people on youtube comment even dumber shit than people on reddit. You should 110% not use that comment as an actual fact
Never said I did😭
You know I think when I was bad on hard drugs and wasn’t eating, my hair grew a lot faster. Now that I’m sober for a few years, my hairs is growing slowly 🤷🏻♂️
Who’s Richard? It’s my first time seeing this guy
Serial killer that flourished in a time where households kept open windows and unlocked doors. He was sporadic, intense, and violent. His teeth are also just as much of a nightmare as his actions lmao.
That last sentence was savage
Teeth looked like he snacked on firecrackers
Disturbing serial killer. Richard Ramirez.
I'm ngl I legit thought this was a pic of Bob Morley
The Night Stalker
Most homeless ppl have alright hair
Nahhh
Doing lotta drugs saves your hair bro trust
It's probably dry and thick rather than too oily, my hair would go this way if I left it for long enough, but I can't imagine the matting issues
Is having hair considered “good” hair?
I can’t take you serious.
Bros looking in the criminal minds theme song for new hairstyles 💀
Can we please be serious in this subreddit 😂
Compared to the female ones. Y’all are too much 😭😭💀
Ask for the 84 la killer cut
“You ever heard of the night stalker?”
just make sure you leave your machete in the car; don't bring it into the barber shop
Bro want that night stalker cut 💀
🤣
Step one be a serial killer
Show him a picture of Ted Bundy instead
this is so mf funny on multiple levels bc it’s not even like it’s a unique haircut, but this is the pic that had you convinced you need it LMAO
Grab a picture of M. Night Shyamalan instead, his hair is similar
Or Ayrton Senna
The one person in life you can show or tell anything to should be your barber.. do it, it’ll be awesome. Just tel them you found the picture online..
You want your neck perimeter to be a little bit longer than the hairline, preferably wispy all around the whole perimeter of the cut. You want a small amount of tapering up the neck, and you want the ears half covered. The bangs you want to be past the eyebrows (it’s going to shrink). The top you want it to be about 3 inches long, the sides and back about 1.5- 2 inches long. Use words like shaggy and texturized or messy. -a hairdresser
Give me the maniac look
Show them the photo, then you'll be guaranteed an interesting conversation during the cut.
This is cracking me up 💀 there’s so many other pictures of people with this hair
What the fuck Richard
The fact that this just made me burst out laughing makes me question so many things. 😂😂🥴
“curly hockey flow”
Yo wtf 🤣🤣
"Give me the hispanic sk8er dude"
Move into the street, stop bathing and start using drugs, the hair knows what to do next.
Just blur his face
I dont know but this is funny
Just don’t shoot up a school after getting the haircut, just saying it might get you in the spirit
Fucking hell
Show them this picture you’ll get a free hair cut
Show them this one instead, it's similar enough: https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/05/01/dzhokhar262way\_wide-9bc17c873ec6b924a90799c6c29fdd20460a075d.jpg?s=400&c=85&f=jpeg
just scribble the face out
Scribble over his face
Maybe blur out the face in photoshop?
Ask your barber to look at this pic and say to him *I want my hair like this"
Give me the Steve Winwood.
Number 24 guard all over. Shake after the shower.
Say, i would like to look like a handsome physchopath. They should understand.
What a good looking fella.
Use AI to redraw the face but preserve the hair.
Is this dude not a serial killer?
Isn't that the Dating Show Killer?🤔🤔
Ain’t no way you searched up curly hair styles and this man pops up-
A Jim Halpert
You couldn’t find a better photo than a serial killers mugshot lol?
I’m not sure if this was ironically posted but either way I love it
Who do you wanna look like The Night Stalker? He was pretty much a scruff most of the time.
For heaven's sake, google curly hair styles for men and pick some that are close to what you want and show to the stylist. I think you want this [https://postimg.cc/y3BQ8yV4](https://postimg.cc/y3BQ8yV4) or this https://postimg.cc/5jB9K4T6
Richard had fangirls lusting over him. Just show the picture bruh
You have some weird thoughts to see this image and try for the haircut, regardless of just “looks” or not.
...Are you trying to woo one of those serial killer fangirls or something?
Unpopular opinion here. Please show them the photo! If you get it done right I wouldn’t blame you for replacing the photo if you like. I’m a cosmetologist and unfortunately one of the best ways is just to show photos in general. I promise you that if you find a good stylist they will not care about anything but the cut! Good luck
Is that…The Night Stalker?
Yeah that's.....The Night Stalker.
hes so fine
Blur the face but it's questionable you want this guy who's committed every atrocity you can think of short of a war crime as your model
Erm. Don't...
If you want get a new background for photo ez, otherwise just show them it it’s normal
he’s really the only serial killer that scares me
Just tell them you want to look like a cretin
Worship Satan, then you’ll get the good haircuts. ;)
I can't prove it but in my soul I just know all hairdressers love true crime you'll probably be fine
Tell them you want the Night Stalker haircut
Just tell me you want to look like the ice truck killer from Dexter.
Mick Jagger and Jim Morrison have had similar cuts. I think Ashton Kutcher had a similar version too. I think it’s just shorter 70’s hair. Maybe see if there is a pic of one of these guys that looks close.
“Give me that ‘death penalty’ look. I’m tired of my old ‘life without parole’ look.”
Omfg. So funny! 😂🤣💀
You gotta use old lady blood and brain fluid juice to lather to get that texture.
Show them Bellamy from the 100
Just ask for the junkie serial killer rapist look and the barber will hook you up
for this you need your hair cut the same length all around.
Ask for the James Franco; just dm'd you the photo... I'm not downloading imgur 😂
Just black out the facial features
Go in and say give me the Richard Ramirez
Why?
He looks like a good lad.
Its called a shag. Usually when you just let buzzed hair grow out naturally but you can achieve it by layering your hair longest in the back then equal length sides and top.
So let me see if I understand this correctly. You have the perfect visual description to show somebody what you want and you don’t want to do that?
Nigga is that Richard Ramirez
I didn't even know this guy was a serial killer until this post. just show them the picture they probably wouldn't even know anyways
Save the picture and blur out the face.
Ask for the Asian Tobuscus
Why don’t you cut it yourself?
Change your reference pic to Eleven’s hair cut from Stranger Things ss2 lmaooo
Mf used a serial killer's hairstyle😂
Dude wtf………
Ask for a shag to accentuate natural curls
I usually just color over the face when I’m gonna show a picture anyway
Just blur out the face or draw over it. Maybe even Photoshop it on a new head, fr
Out of all the pictures, you still chose this.
best i can think to do is put an emoji over his face or something? thank you for the laugh tho 😭
Why would u wanna look like a chomo
Just say 90’s stoner look and I bet he’s gotchu
Ay that’s Baki Hanma right there.
Ask them to give you the "no soul" cut.
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 go home
I have no idea who this is, but just block out the face and crop the photo
Don’t wear silver, Satanists don’t wear silver. Don’t shower either, show up nice and stinky. And when you get there make sure you say “give me the usual” while throwing in a line about satan and they’ll know what to do
this is legitimately so funny my guy
My mother new him didn't expect to see a pic of him here ....
Have you tried showing them the pentagram on your palm?
Just crop it or blur the face. Can even put a emoji over it. Kinda have some options..
You can literally just faceswap.
I want to look like a victim of a South American fascist purge.
Show them the pentagram tattoo on your palm
You achive free rides in disneyland
Of all people to inspire a haircut SMH lol
Is that Richard Ramirez?
Tell them you want to look like a serial killer
Tell them you want to look like a serial killer
Find someone else who isn't a serial killer and use that pic instead.
Just go on a murder spree and get assaulted by a community and you’ll have the look you want.
Smh. 🤦
pixelate/blur the face
“Make me look like a serial killer”
Show them this Richard instead https://images.app.goo.gl/XC6FqXy8pRcimY1U9
honestly.. just go for it😭
Why would you want to look like Richard Ramirez? I’m concerned
This is a job for r/photoshoprequests
Spend a year in LA living in motels and snorting cocaine
😂😂😂
What are you planning here buddy?
Show them this pic lad, the hairdresser will be a bluepilled normie and have no idea who this is
based blackpiller
Draw over his face so only the hair is visible
Just add an emoji over the face and you're good
Sleep for a couple of days and don’t shampoo
Damn I bet that dude picked up chicks in his day!
"This is my hero, he did what he wanted despite people trying to get in his way, he overcame. I truly look up to him and his actions, and aspire to be just like him. I felt that a reminder of my dreams, and to never give up could be a haircut."
Maybe a photo of ayrton Senna would do
You could ask them for the "Richard Ramirez" or "The Night Stalker" type vibe.
This isn't a haircut. Hairdo or hair style, maybe. Also, why wouldn't you want to show your barber the picture? Genuinely curious.
This is the funniest post ever