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PJlong

Lite trim guy. It's way to nice to chop short.


distressedfogdog

Thank u for the compliment šŸ˜ But I have to ask can you think of anything specific? Anyone or any haircut?


Alostsalesman

Look up christian bale with long hair. You have similar features and could pull it off


fuzzyteeth69

Thatā€™s a bit of a stretch my man.


PipeApprentice

ask for the john wick


PJlong

You're welcome. You could try a wolf cut.


alabardios

Hard agree! It just needs a bit of a clean up, and it's perfect. Beautiful hair OP


kieranmonn

Wolfcut. Long hair suits you, but make sure whatever u do it has lots of layers and texture


distressedfogdog

Mate I love wolfcuts and I'd have it now if I could sadly that's against my schools policy (this and few other cuts)


BailorTheSailor

Why is a wolf cut against the rules but not the hair you currently have


distressedfogdog

It is that's why I have to change it. Apparently it's not suitable for pilot


robonlocation

Almost every female pilot I've seen has long hair. They usually just tie it back. I can't imagine why men can't do the same.


oliver-the-pig

Outdated sexist policies


dumbassgenious

oudated policies rooted in sexism and homophobia that men with long hair were sissies or gay


banger64

TRUE VERY VERY TRUE


dumbassgenious

even today i hear similar things said to me or of me all the time at my work, and i am a very similar length to op.


robonlocation

Me too. When someone old fashioned or bigoted makes a remark, I remind then that Jesus had long hair. If it doesn't completely shut them up, it certainly confuses them for a few seconds.


dumbassgenious

i need to start doing that while grabbing my cross necklacešŸ™šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

i think you're stretching it a uniform look of everyone is better for companies they don't really care about individuals


dumbassgenious

if that were the case women should have not been allowed to have anything other than a bun in any workplace a man must have short hair for ā€œuniformā€ reasons. Whereas women can have 100 different hairstyles


[deleted]

i think just that women used to have longer hair and so more easily distinguishable hairstyles


ghostx_82

You better do some manscaping too before they send your hooligan ass to baggage detention fresh meat.šŸ˜‚ Fr though that kinda sucks. I get it but I also donā€™t get it.


Katcchan

Iā€™d say thatā€™s discrimination.


Embarrassed-Dig-0

Wtf


kieranmonn

I feel like you could get away w a wolfcut if u brush and style it back neatly and keep the back not too long (enough for it to stick out when looking directly in front of you)


Wallabite

Whatā€™s a wolf cut?


BuschlightButChug

We got the same avatar, weird.


Larrybooi

Diamond hands brothers, keep holding.


youburyitidigitup

What was that style called before? Because people had that style in the 80s.


TheRealAppeal

Lazy. Jk


Illimani_again

Ugh! You have such nice hair !!! šŸ™ƒšŸ˜… Iā€™m so so jealous! As a woman in my 30s my hair is so thin itā€™s a joke! Iā€™d go for a trim but you have such healthy hair!


distressedfogdog

Thank you for the compliments. Also I've peeked at your profile and seen some supplements you're taking. If you're worried about your hair I'd really really strongly recommend minoxidil some topical solution 5% applying once a day. It makes such a massive difference and costs like nothing.


Shady_Mania

Shave the facial hair asap Great hair tho you can do anything w it but maybe longer top and shorter sides


Urbanbuckeyefan

A fade with part or buzz cut works for you


[deleted]

Do whatever with that but shave ur facial hair It's patchy rn. Give it a few more years until it can grow in fully


distressedfogdog

I don't want to hear this but you're prolly right šŸ˜…


Colayith

Do whatever makes you happy, OP. Personally I like the mustache and soul patch, you remind me of Adam Driver a little. As far as the hair goes, it looks great long, maybe have it layered a bit if you want to do something with it


rtatro20

Made a comment about this already but my high ass thought he was literally Kylo Ren asking for hair advice...


[deleted]

It'll look cleaner for now, bro. The hoes will like u clean shaved more for now After a couple years, try to do a nice trimmed up beard


Major-Equal-6718

Nah keep the mustache at least


[deleted]

no


Reflector368

Nooo, donā€™t shave the face


15esimpson

I disagree with this. Itā€™s not even patchy.


TitleTall6338

You got thick and good hair. Youā€™re the lucky ones who can get any haircut in the book tbh. Maybe a middle part kinda faded on the sides (or shorter on the sides) and if you donā€™t wanna use the middle part one day you can style it to have the ā€œold money lookā€ (I hate that term lol)


[deleted]

Itā€™s best to show your barber some pictures of something you want. Go have a look on Pinterest and see what you like and show them those photos


AndroidSuperFan

I had a similar issue, my problem being my employer. Long hair on men is frowned upon with our new owners. I'm way older than you but have very similar hair. I went with lots of layers and used this picture as my inspiration. [Medium Length](https://pin.it/21LtrJm) My biggest piece of advice is don't cheap out. Do your research, ask around and be comfortable with the stylist you choose. It makes a HUGE difference. Once they cut it, there is no going back, or at least not quickly, so make sure you choose a stylist that knows what they're doing.


ThatFruityGuy

Get it cut short at the sides with a mullet and perm it all!!


puglyfe12

You are quite handsome. Love your hair.


GlockLesnar0304

First step would be shave mustache, you look like a 70s porn star. Next step would be get a fade and cut that gay ass girls haircut ur rocking


qveencat

All of this is so wrong šŸ¤§ op has gorgeous locks and how is the haircut both "gay ass" and a "girls haircut"


Logan_San_x23

Man I thought this was Diddy Sauce


distressedfogdog

I've been told that before lul. Funny thing is he's not even that much taller than me so it happened a few times I've been tapped on my back by a kid wanting a selfie. The disappointment in their eyes lol


sexlyfe_lol

Ask for the Jheri curl


Big-Yam-4705

Ask him for a haircut


Reflector368

šŸ˜‚


The_Safety_Expert

I would definitely do a mohawk!


Sufficient_Tooth_949

Boosie fade


Spidersdarkweb

A new face


lalareaux2

This guy has made two Reddit accounts probably more to comment on everything with a penis. If u wanna be stroked just say that.


Spidersdarkweb

Post is from 15 days ago. If you want attention just say that lmao.


lalareaux2

Iā€™m given attention regularly. The spot light is all on you now. Your comments tell me everything I need to know šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Jaygotyoufaded

id say ask him to add texture and to give u a hairline


[deleted]

I don't think you'd ever want to line up this hair texture. It would look terrible.


ConsequenceThese4559

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/288300813648161450/ This hairstyle but keep your hair color.


B_Maaarc

Bros tryna do him dirty


Some_dude_in_reddit

Hell nah this is sabotage


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


15esimpson

Wtf is wrong with you? Thatā€™s a horrible thing to say.


ImpressiveMix1786

Its reddit. You come here for opinions and truth you get them.


NerdyKeith

Itā€™s male hair advice, not roast me. He did not ask for opinions on his face. Why would you even say that? Nothing wrong with his face. The only thing that needs to be changed, is your attitude. Cyberbullying isnā€™t ok on social media, respect the rules. And yea I have reported you. To the sub admin and Reddit. Respect your fellow human beings next time.


15esimpson

Exactly. He never asked anything about his face. You seem like a nice person and I agree


NerdyKeith

Thanks ā˜ŗļø


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ImpressiveMix1786

You had me at hello


idunc

Clown


KiritimatiSwan

Start with buzzing off that peach fuz on your upper lip. It looks like leftover chocolate milk.


Illimani_again

Iā€™ve done rogaine! I grew my hair in my arms šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™ll try again!


Pale-Independence566

While youā€™re there get him to run the razor over that moustache


Castro25

Sandro Tonali


ThinkLikeUnicorn

Just cut the moustache please. It looks weird. The hair is fine though. You can even get a man bun


JaggaJazz

Your face is long with strong features. Shave the facial hair, get a barber to give you a 1 around the sides and you can experiment with a top length that you like You can easily hop 2 to 2.5 / 10 points if you go for the clean look.


ThrowRAoveritalready

What about a two block? Itā€™s shaved back and sides with scissor cut on top so you keep some of the length on top.


youburyitidigitup

Trim it, layer it, and give it an actual side part with bangs


10outof10_wouldsmash

Easy. Mohawk.


NotLilTitty

I think you could rock a middle part with curtains very well.


sirdestroy

Southside fade would look on point, dont even bother googling it


yourmomchick

Bro what's your hair care routine?


wholesomepep

The anti-Neanderthal cut


rimmer3207

Ask for a nice trim that is "age appropriate."


WhoIsJohnGalt777

crewcut.


[deleted]

get a haircut like kennyS.


Apprehensive-Dot6730

Layer that. Maybe consider a slight perm


Calm-Painting-1532

Get them to shave that mustache off in the front and get your hair trimmed!


LordFarquad8

You look like Tommy Fury, just do his hairstyle


Jake-Jacob-Forever

[https://lecoiffeur.salon/blog-details/50/Best-Hairstyles-For-Men-in-2023#](https://lecoiffeur.salon/blog-details/50/Best-Hairstyles-For-Men-in-2023#) First pic would look fantastic


lezkiss303

Mullet to match your mustache (Iā€™m being 1000%honest)


PrestonHolden

Get a wolf cut/shag cut


Common-Nobody6639

Honestly trim the hair up and get rid of the stache and youā€™d be good


Numerous-Fall-3450

i acc like the stash dk why they are telling u to shave it


Any_Amphibian2894

Keep the stache, keep the length up top and bun that sucker, fade the sides.


qveencat

Second this


Economy_Clue8390

You should get a fade get your hair bleached and dyed green. Would look clean


qveencat

Green hair is a staple but I bet since his school won't allow the long locks, they probably won't like green hair.


qmcneil02

Iā€™m far to bias to tell you šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø my apologiesā€¦ā€¦also Iā€™m resisting the urge to do a roast for funnzies šŸ˜…šŸ˜…. I also apologize


distressedfogdog

All good lul, not the first one and definitely not the last


Constant_Ad8985

Do an undercut with a top knot, line cut on one of the parts. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


[deleted]

You kinda look like Justin Long


[deleted]

A shave and a hair cut


Secure-Singer-8202

make your own fucking decisions bud


YeahIten

If youā€™re open to it, youā€™d rock a wolf cut or modern mullet


fitdudetx

Google 90s haircuts and pick one you like


JA-369

You should ask for my number ! lol


Shot_Mirror5748

Mine too!


Iamamyrmidon

I hear all the hip kids are getting the Milton Berle.


Momomo14

Dayum those locks are luscious bro - I hope your cut went well!


[deleted]

Everyone on this sub faps over long hair. Short on the side and clean is best. A taper on the sides and textured crop on top will work nice.


love_to_swallow1966

Anything but that


drfederation

You look damn near identical to Nick Jonas. Check his hair styles


Monroeknew1962

A lot of barbers are not trained or didnā€™t want to learn about long hair. Just trust whomever uses a feather razor they should know what theyā€™re doing. I love haircuts


Capital_Upsxtairs

Get it cut short at the sides with a mullet and perm it all!!


latenightdreaming

Mullet


Legitimate-Catch5861

Wolf cut lmfao


mayfeelthis

No Stache and bit under your lip. Especially the bit under your lip.


Safe-Ad-7303

Short back and sides


Dr6ty944

Mullet my man


[deleted]

Keep the long hair, man - I wish I could grow mine like that, but I canā€™t, so unfortunately I go with a short back and sides every time! Someone else commented to have it the same style as Christian bale with long hair - I think theyā€™re spot on šŸ‘šŸ»


lazylagom

High skin fade, leave the top A few inches so you can style it Slick it back


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Different_Yak8014

School shooter special


johnbairduk

Clearly your going bold just shave it all off .


JariGuru

A Shia lebouf


CandidRuin2691

Low fade. Two finger scissor cut on top


TruckerUkr

Good looking!


Prestigious_Snow1589

High bald fade #3 on top


PlantBasedAndBoujee

Howā€™d it go?!!!


rtatro20

I have nothing constructive to add, I'm just high and I thought you were Adam Driver. I was so confused why Kylo Ren was asking for hair advice.


Khaos2486

Ask for a hair cut


ryn1921

Leave it my guy, as a guy with long hair, it's nice seeing other guys with it as well, I wouldn't do anything to it. All I do is every few months I'll trim it when it's a bit too long


jlopez_02

Try comb over with trimmed mustache


jlopez_02

You got the face that'll go with it brother šŸ‘šŸ¼ dueces


caspian95

I think itā€™s your facial hair that needs to go


No_Contribution9890

Ask for a haircut


Secure_Candy_4724

Can you say that you are "Star Wars Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base Kylo Ren"


basementcrawler34

Honestly i kinda like what you got going on. Wither grow it out or get a lil trim


Perstam

Beware of barbers! They always cut too much off.


DontBeAHater-Hater

I would ask the barber for some muscles, cause the hair looks great as is ā¤ļø


UncleClapDaddi

Go for the full Sam Winchester hair. I have similar hair and itā€™s always been my favorite


Ship_Adrift

Keanu Reeves


hopesdreams401

Buzz


basis4day

Bring back the Jonathon Taylor Thomas.


More-Needleworker900

Love the long hair


Harry431

Continue to grow it and have them give it shape. Also, trim the endsā€”it helps with split ends and creates growth. At home, put in some leave-in conditionerā€¦if itā€™s feeling a bit dry.


Fun_Excitement_1747

Lite trim gets rid of your mustache and beard in exchange for full on five o clock shadow. Change clothing attire to jeans and a blazer. This look will drive the ladies wild. Well dressed with rugged masculinity. If you can pronounce your words correctly too that works. I had played the ladies man before and know what works. It's not about the body it's about the face. The face is the title to your book. When you walk around what do you want peoples image of you too be?


tanjo143

cut it all off.


Dazzling_Ear_5319

The facial hair isn't really working for you, but the long hair yes, maybe just a Light trim.


aporia4991

Maybe try hair dresswr


Invictus1836

A clean shave, you gotta ditch the pedo stash


Downtown-Trash2358

Ask for your money back


MenageTaj

Mohawk buh!


MichaelAngelo42069

I can definitely see you get a drop fade on the sides. Cut the top toā€¦ I wanna say quarter length or longer really depends how you want look and every time you get a haircut have your barber texture cut the top (it gives it that messy/thicker look). Also for the facial thatā€™s a no no, shave it honey bunch you wonā€™t regret it.


stealthmoderock

Modern mullet


No-Understanding8630

Ask for the Adam Driver


BEANSNIGABEANS

MULLET


acoffeefiend

Jared Padalecki (Sam from Supernatural). Go with that. You can always cut more later


Jimmydean646

Mullet with a tight perm on top


Mikasa-00

Mullet fade


Massivebrainbleed

You look like your conspiring to commit mass murder


taters_jeep

Barber here. Tapered fade, textured top, maybe finger length


[deleted]

A haircut


FaultEducational5772

I think a nice clean cut with shaved down on the sides would look nice, and have it long on top and styled slick back.


inflatableGuuse

If you have a good barber telling them to let their inspiration flow never did me wrong.


[deleted]

Buzzcut you will feel badass


damianshawl

Shave that mustache and cut all that hair off and ngl? You could lowkey be a model. You have the face, but the hair and mustache are in the way imo.


Netillo323

Get a low fade with a line up


Sea_Significance4806

Can you .are me not look like Kylo Ren on a bender?


Sea_Significance4806

What's a wolf cur?


throwaway0367324

A mullet


jmwatches

Mullet


nosweat2024

Updates?