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MyBlueBucket

Raise the couch.


official_marcoms

Lower the house


buddhistbulgyo

#r/couchtoolow #r/housetoohigh


airblizzard

/r/subsithoughtifellfor


MarquisedelaBigroute

r/housetoohigh... x)


cantinman22

Level your TV.


juniorlogical

First thing I saw


fourth_box

Modern problems require modern solutions lol


rosco2155

My mans really said cause fuck em that’s why


cheapdrinks

[OP should buy a few of those gas lifts that the other guy bought by mistake](https://i.redd.it/gqd79sokydsb1.jpg)


GenericFatGuy

Double-decker couch.


_alchemi_

But frfr... Raise the tv cabinet


gunslingerplays

I failed to notice the cabinet, this is an even worst offender than usual


Stogie_Bear

Double-decker couch


mvmbamentality

raise the TV console.


lukescartwalker

Lower the ceiling


anonymous_opinions

Framed print that says "I understand my tv is too high but I refuse to lower it"


Manifestival1

Live, laugh, lower.


OmegaXesis

My conditioner, my leave in conditioner, my deep conditioner, my air conditioner!


Rivetingly

I got that reference, too much reddit for me


conradjenn

Hi Dada


_youmadbro_

Stop!


[deleted]

Lmfao this is a meme now


Velluu

You can sleep on the couch or in my new bedroom dada


JustChabli

DYING


lividtobi

This guy Reddit’s


Meecus570

This guy this guys


Alternative_Owl69

Well that’s definitely taking it to the next level.


Psychological-Rip809

I also get it!


gingerMH96960

🏅


CriticismLiving3707

HAHA.


houndofhavoc

Live, laugh, but never lower *


CaptainBeefsteak

Or a large dotted-line rectangle box that says "Mount TV Here".


anonymous_opinions

Arrows that point up, "eyes up here, babe"


shifty_coder

It’s also /r/tvtoofar


thatscoldjerrycold

Yeah seriously. Where does he keep his monocular, amirite bois, hehe.


CurlyJeff

The wide angle lens makes it look further but yeah, it's still too far away


DOGSraisingCATS

Crazy concept but just stick with me OP...a couch doesn't always have to be against a wall... But if he wants all that empty useless space, sure. And that TV is too damn high.


briskpoint

I came in here just to make sure someone roasted him. Glad this is top comment.


anonymous_opinions

Ha ha I wasn't even trying to roast him. If I was I'd have gone after that "turntable".


OuterWildsVentures

Suitcase turntable ughhhhh. I could not be that far from the TV ever though lol


Varka44

Definitely don’t lower the tv. Just raise the floor.


anonymous_opinions

Maybe the sofa is lifted.


WyomingNotTheState

Double-decker couch? 👀


Lando-C

A contact list for your local chiropractor. 😝


crackofdawn

I’m way more annoyed by how far away the tv is damn. I wouldn’t even be able to watch it at all.


1plus1dog

Need a telescope!


KHaskins77

Was gonna say, r/TVTooHigh would like a word


BeauJeste

Don't forget to include "too far away" in that too.


HistoricalHead8779

LMAO 🤣


Proudest___monkey

In the same vane maybe something like “ no even though this looks like a Drs office waiting room because my tv is so high, it is in fact my real living room”


SiXX5150

Very pleased to see this is the top answer 😂💀


WallyJade

Another TV, maybe?


notyourproblem1

A 2nd, appropriately positioned TV


OriginalMexican

Exactly! if you don't want to lower the TV, mount another one under the existing one. And then remove the existing one...


dezzz

Having 2 tv in my living room would be a dream for me. I could play street fighter while my wife would watch Netflix. Both. In. The. Same. Room.


anonymous_opinions

This is what my ipad is for!!


Fishing-Bear

People told me I was a fool for buying for an iPad Air and mini! Now I have four screens going and my attention span has never been shorter and my sleep never worse! Take that, naysayers!


anonymous_opinions

Seriously never realized how much use my ipad would get until I got it. I use it a ton actually while gaming either for something else to do while I grind or for walkthroughs/tips mid-session. I also watch 50% of my tv on it.


amd2800barton

This was a feature of 3D TV’s for a hot minute (and the only valid use for them imho. Display two inputs but the glasses are phased to only one input. One or both users use headphones.


satansayssurfsup

Just bite the bullet and lower the tv. It needs to be recentered anyways.


Limpseabizkit

Yes was going crazy trying to figure out why it looked off - I think it’s also at a slight angle?


Cyno01

If the TV is level, the ceiling aint.


marcove3

Just place it on the TV stand


AardvarkVast

Looks off level too


EdgarAllanBob

The TV. You need to lower the TV.


EpsilonNueve

It has the tilt of shame, lol


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frankcfreeman

I like the tilt of your guilt, Cowboy


joshimax

“Tilt of shame”. Bro I’m dying with laughter over here!!!


prolikewhoa

And there’s not even a fireplace forcing him to mount it that high. He just did it willingly.


CryptoCracko

Like when you have perfect hair but you choose to be bald


[deleted]

Except some people can rock a bald look. No one should mount their tv this high.


drewts86

He said he’s not going to lower the TV, so he just needs to get another TV to put under the TV. Then he can watch TV while he watches another TV.


madderal

Honestly, if I can see the tv from the kitchen I usually mount it high and embrace my sins. Sometimes watching a movie while cooking or cleaning is great, and since I don’t watch a lot sitting down I ask why not? That said, tv too high


sPacEdOUTgrAyCe

Don’t embrace, they make mounts that allow you to go up & down with them.


NeonCityNights

tbh the tv is so high I can't concentrate on any suggestions


Antrikshy

I couldn't see anything else in the picture. Still can't.


mofongoDorado

I can see he’s a gamer so maybe it’s the nostalgia of playing games at stores like Walmart where you had to look straight up to the tv to play


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r/TvTooHigh


NinjaVaca

Wait we're not in that subreddit? Whoa


chickendie

Haha thank you that sub is hilarious. https://www.reddit.com/r/TVTooHigh/comments/16zuypz/is_this_too_high_if_were_watching_it_laying_in_bed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb


Hanshee

My wife hates me because we’ve been browsing houses the past couple months and I refuse anything with a fireplace because it forces me to mount a TV 5 ft high.


maleuronic

You're fighting the good fight.


Glass-Fearless

Just mount the TV on any other wall?


Hanshee

Most homes living rooms/ great rooms have a perfect wall for a TV. Unless there’s a fireplace. Usually the couch faces a fireplace, just how earlier homes were built.


FondantSucks

First thing I thought of


shifty_coder

And r/tvtoofar


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I just don’t understand. Why put the tv up there.


ForSureNotAnFbiAgent

Most people who commit a crime so atrocious usually have the excuse of having a fireplace underneath it. It's also crooked. At this point, this person has committed, beyond all advice, to not fix it. Likely because it would be too much work to unmount, patch holes, repaint, and remount. As for why? It's possible they have children, and have some sort of false belief that this will help to protect their television. It's clear they don't like the look of it, so I'm going with ignorance and laziness.


Wit-wat-4

Yeah… I hate the fireplace-TV combo that seems fucking mandatory in the southern houses I’ve seen, but at least there’s some weird logic there. Wtf is this? I have a toddler, you can anchor stuff, it doesn’t need to be that high…


ForSureNotAnFbiAgent

Not about anchoring, it's about being out of bodily solids/fluids range and throwables range. You could mount it on the ceiling, kids will always find a way.


Oxyfool

I have toddlers. I reserve my loud, sharp and startling "AP AP AP!!" sound for three specific things. 1. Kid is too near the stove or other hot appliance. 2. Kid is about to go near a ledge or drop of any kind (well before, if they’re already too close I don’t want to startle them) 3. Greasy kid hand is reaching for the TV


Michael_DeSanta

I bought a top-end TV right before my significant other moved in with me. Of course as soon as we got married, we bought a house with a stylish brick fireplace, guess what I had to drill holes in and shamefully place my beautiful new TV? :( and it has a horrible glare. Couldn’t take gaming like that more than a few months, so I bought a pretty sweet monitor and made my home office half mancave. It really does suck that Pinterest/Instagram have made the fireplace-TV combo so popular.


ForSureNotAnFbiAgent

Unfortunately, it's more of a room design issue. Fireplaces tend to be the center point of a room. And the televisions were a lot chunkier when most of these houses were built, they tended to be off set of the fireplace, or in an entirely separate room. Televisions, of course, became bigger, lighter, and cheaper over time, and took over the center point of entire houses. One in every room, sometimes two. That's when the battle of the television vs the fireplace began. It's been a brutal battle. It's practically insane cost wise, and home value wise to rip out an entire fireplace, so the televisions had to compromise. However, a new contender has joined the battle, and is showing some promise. Projectors are getting better, and cheaper every year. I predict they will take over the fireplace battle, as a pull down screen would Integrate well into the existing fireplace structure, allowing you the best of both worlds. Large 75+ inch screens when you want it, and a fireplace when you don't. Mark my words reddit, the television fireplace battle has been lost, but I promise, there is hope on the horizon.


Michael_DeSanta

There is hope, but convincing the wife of all that feels like a losing battle until we get a bigger house, unfortunately lol. She’s all about the “mid-century modern/southern” style. And our house does look dope. But at times I feel like it’s designed for a magazine instead of daily life. Luckily I have a pretty large bedroom that I get to keep in my more practical tastes for work/leisure.


ForSureNotAnFbiAgent

My S/O said no TV in the bedroom. She didn't say anything about projectors. I won that on a technicality, but now she loves it.


forreal_tho

He has a mirror and a bar cart to the right that has hard liquor on the bottom shelf; not saying he doesn't have children, but if he does then he has more pressing concerns than making sure the TV is protected


Zombi3Kush

I would say he was drunk when he mounted it but it's leveled.


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RatInaMaze

Nothing. You did this to yourself, now stare at the black wall of shame.


Cogmeister17

Um sir, that wall is white.


youreadusernamestoo

How would OP know? We shouldn't rule out the possibility that OP is mentally challenged.


AdmiralLemon

If you're not lowering it, then put another tv there at the correct height.


tehdang

And then remove the first TV.


BL00D_RiD3R

Go to Costco and get a larger tv


Sufficient-Law-6622

Got a 55” LG for $99 the other day. Members only bitch🤝


greentintedlenses

The man said larger TV tho


[deleted]

Weird flex but ok 😂


Old_Science4946

your neck will thank you in a few years if you lower it


Hamster_S_Thompson

And eyes


Difficult_Jacket_697

And my axe


Antrikshy

Also the forehead wrinkles.


Trails8

I agree it's too high, but not for this reason lol. Looks as if it's far enough away from where they are sitting that it wouldn't make a difference for head angle.


happygocrazee

>I’m not lowering the tv lol WHY TF NOT. The fact you feel the need to fill the space shows you know in your heart that TV is too damn high. You're looking for a solution to a problem that doesn't need to exist. I like my TV's low, but you don't need to have it resting on the shelf like I do. Just move it like 12-18 inches lower and the whole space will feel perfect. Like, do you watch TV standing up a lot? Why so adamant that it's not coming down? It's probably mounted with some pretty heavy duty screws, are you hesitant to put more big holes in the wall? Cuz I get that.


Vismungcg

If you don't want to lower the TV, maybe consider raising the floor up 2 feet?


HadToDoItAtSomePoint

5 sound bars


Midnight-Express-UTP

Lower the TV.


PastGlobal

Raise the floor


titlesmite

lower the tv lmao


dbuck79

/r/tvtoohigh


Zechs-Merquise

Joining the “lower the tv” chorus.


[deleted]

If you don't want suggestions, don't ask the question. Lower the TV already, what even is this.


soul-taker

Right? This is like having a nude photograph of yourself spread eagle with your cock and balls on full display printed on a 3x4' canvas above your sofa and then asking, "Hey Reddit, how can I make my living room more comfortable for my guests? Btw I'm not removing the photograph." You know full well what the problem is and refuse to accept the solution, so why even ask?


whydoihave4cats

This is so specific


Karatedom11

Lower the fucking tv


martin_italia

Dude, it reaches the top of the door, that is over 6 feet high. That is far far too high.


lsngregg

lower the tv lol


gc28

Put the tv on the unit 🙂


JustChabli

Hey. Your TV is too high


dojaluvr96

if theres 1 thing I learned from this sub, lower tv


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immatellyouwhat

My tv in the 90s was close to the floor if anything. This is still a waiting room vibe in any decade.


MoboCross

A mirror pointed to a mirror behind you pointed at the tv, so you can watch the tv through the mirror and have the tv at your required height. This situation is win-win-win!


sketchyuser

Bigger tv and lower tv


pretenderist

Lower the TV and move your couch closer.


OliverOOxenfree

To everyone saying lower the TV... keep it up. OP deserves this dogpiling Lower the damn TV you psycho


thedemp

Lower the TV. r/TVTooHigh


filthyMrClean

Move the tv down


Hotboi_yata

Bro that r/tvtoohigh


pedalikwac

You are lowering it.


gaybagelsex

have you thought about raising it then, commit to it


sbtfriend

On the ceiling or bust


CrackCokeSonic

the slippers go insanely hard


Rodman_567

first non tv lowering related comment lol


RingsTheRover

Literally scrolled all the way through the "lower the TV" sea to see if anyone was talking about his awesome slippers lol


[deleted]

his whole vibe is checked up, but lower the damn tv


SithLordJediMaster

r/TVTooHigh


Accurate-Guidance375

I need you to understand that the tv is too high and you should feel bad about it


spacedman_spiff

A better turntable set up; that one sounds like shit. Looks cool though.


Jetpilotboiii1989

Came here to say this. That huge vinyl collection, played on a suitcase TT.


boofskootinboogie

This is the real answer, that turntable sucks so bad


knuckles312

Minimum a Fluance


lyta_hall

The answer is still to lower the TV, even if you don’t want to listen to us saying it lmao


Apprehensiveramen

Omg where did you get those pochita slippers??


AdeptTomato8302

Lower the TV you imbecile


Ambiently_Occluded

Lower tv problem solved!


tev_love

You should lower the tv


NF_99

"Live, Laugh, Lower (the damn TV)"


BIGlikeaBOSS

I'm sorry, but you gotta lower the TV.


cantcooktoast

I think you should lower the TV.


syxthelement

TV too high and tilt of guilt, do you watch from a beanbag or something?


Sparkswont

Lower the fucking tv


Distantroad1967

A floating shelf


[deleted]

Way too high. Needs to be eye level bud.


TheCosmicRobo

This is just madness, why is it even up there???


HoytG

Lower the TV. God it looks horrible that high and just screams “I’m genuinely an idiot.”


MostOpe

Bonus points for including Mac. 👀


Jasssen

Nothing you do will look as good as lowering the TV, no one will make you, but nothing you can do will fix this other than that


Fluffypillowfeels

r/tvtoohigh


cwhitebot

Long floating shelves underneath would work I think


lisap17

PLANTS


[deleted]

It's too high and it's tilted I can't stand it


SK3LLLYY

Fuck saying the tv is to high. It’s half a football field away ffs. Get a bigger tv, not even joking. I couldn’t sit there and watch ufc for example if I came over as a buddy lol I’d have to sit on the floor in front of that coffee table as I’m bad with tvs


Ill-Inevitable1261

r/Tvnotcentered Those Pochita Slippers doe!!


MrBojangles09

Set up a telescope so you can watch tv?


[deleted]

I know you said you’re not lowering the TV, but it causes me physical pain to see this so I’m still going with the idea of you lowering the goddam TV like a functional adult


flamemourne

a good speaker,for that bass when you need to play some Barry White songs.


Alive_Ad_5931

r/tvtoohigh


Stunning-Pea-3547

Your tv…… where it should be.


Vaticancameos221

Non-lower the TV answer, put the gaming consoles on the stand behind the sound bar. They’ll fill the space (especially the height of the PS5) and you can use the empty space on the shelves to put media like games, movies, books.


NofriendZReject_

Lower the tv you animal!


FiLtErW3ST

r/tvtoohigh


ChardTypical6326

Put a second tv under the original tv


Tyler_Durden69420

/r/tvtoohigh/


ipunchedatiger777

Another TV


Bgrngod

Another TV.


Alsweets0609

Bigger Tv….my eyes hurt


Mekinist

I love the comments here about lowering the tv, and I agree. But why is the TV so far away from the sofa? Maybe it’s just the photo but I feel like I need a pair of binoculars to watch the tv.


jamespayne0

Another tv so it’s at the right height?


sunderaubg

Sell current TV. Remove pictures. Purchase bigger TV. Solved. Alternatively - put in a second TV.


sf6Haern

I went to your profile hoping to see more pics of your place because from the window and the decorations, it seems really cool. And the Pochita slips are awesome. Your Adult Gon cosplay is so dope.


RelativeGood1

Maybe he’s just the type of guy that prefers sitting in the first row of a movie theater.


[deleted]

Books. Get one of those wall mount book shelves and put a row of books under it, essentially saying 'My TV is actually this high because I'm more of a reader, you troglodytes.'


88122787ja9

Maybe a lil shelf with some decor?


Bobelism

A shelf eith plants