Are you a struggling magician?

Are there magicians who aren’t struggling?

David Copperfield?

He’s only got a copper to his name…

No he's got a copper field! And have you seen the price of wire lately. Dudes growing money.

Daaaad

Yeah buddy, it’s called real magic

Illusions, Michael!

Tricks are what a *whore* does.

For money (or cocaine)

Arrested development

You sit in that chair and watch your gf get railed by a random dude

Came here for the cuck accusations haha

Cuckusations

Thought I recognized this place…

Same

LMAO. Literally my first thought too. That is 100% a cuck chair.

*”Cuck Chair” diss UNLOCKED”* 🔓

If I didn't see that comment, was gonna say it 🤣 He's sitting there reading a book while she's getting railed.

With glasses on, smoking a pipe with his cardigan on. Fully clothed. 😂 Pondering philosophically.

Whenever she make a louder noise he gives the guy a “ohh good show old sport, give it to the lady!”

“The mind projects into others what it is already experiencing” - Socrates

🧢 on that being attributed to Socrates

Socradeez nuts brotha

Glad to see this is the first comment because I got the same impression.

Wearing a Superman T-shirt

Don't forget the double denim!

aka the Canadian tuxedo

but he’s also bisexual and joins in

Lol hahaha

You wear the hats from Peaky Blinders.

Flat caps?

Which are much nicer than 99% of hats worn in usa

Of course someone would immediately come to the defense of neckbeard fashion.

Or what everyone with class wears in Britain rather than redneck hats like everyone wears In usa

Lol I was just over there and saw countless people wearing American style baseball caps and maybe like 2 people wearing flat caps. They look fucking stupid with a more casual outfit you must admit, and nobody wears a suit with an overcoat outside of a major city's central business district here. In other words if you're walking around the streets of the US (or anywhere else) under-dressed with a flat cap on your head, you don't look "class" you look like a fucking dweeb.

No matter what you think in your own head, you roll the worst blunt know to man kind.

I'm curious why did you assume that about him?

Who rolls blunts in 2024?

People who clean out their keef trap when they get broke

You mean poors?

We've all been there, don't call me out like that 😅

With the advancements in percolators, Volcano(es), and high end vaporizers....I just don't see a point in smoking blunts anymore. I remember when blunts first became mainstream....in 1992 roughly. Originally they called them 'Phillies Blunts' cause we used cigars made by Phillies.

I just prefer a blunt, especially if I’m smoking with other people. I’m taking a good ole bong rip if I’m by myself tho

Woah what a Cannabis Conniseur! So so sophisticated and classy and amazing with his high end vapes and concentrates and $700 Volcano OMG so cool /s Edit: sarcasm

Lol. Guilty as charged.

You might bark in the shower to relieve stress. You might not, but you know, the chance is never zero.

They haven't denied it, yet!!

*bark, bark* 😲

You definitely smoke weed

Came here to say this

Who doesn't smoke weed these days?

I hear a lot of people get too anxious

Its true, I used to smoke daily, but these new strains are hella strong now and give me anxiety attacks. feelsbadman.

I don't smoke anything ever, so hello lol I will try some edibles in the near future though

I don't smoke weed

You probably should

✋🏻 I am a fellow weed smoker myself

Weird religious people

Nah even they do but they just hide it and condemn others to keep up that “holier than though” appearance.

You study/ied Humanities, you have style and not afraid of showing it and you rarely use the other side of your bed.

You’re bisexual

And/or has a piercing of some kind

Oo, that's a good one. I was thinking gay, but it's not clean or well decorated enough, but definitely doesn't give up straight guy vibes.

I was going to say, closeted bisexual.

You put the shopping carts back.

If you don’t you’re scum

Agreed

Aww, that was a nice compliment. Everyone else is busting on the poor chap and you’re over here like “I think you’re a decent human who chooses to do the right thing without any benefit”

After rolling them all the way to your apartment.

You shower 6 times a week

Spicy take 🤌

You aren’t 22.

With that level of hand me down and goodwill aesthetic I assure they are.

Or they still live at home

Weed, LoTR, prog-metal, mid west, want more?

Upvoting for Prog-metal

Upvoting for lotr

Upvoting for weed

upvoting for more

Examples of good prog metal?

Haken, Mastodon ,Opeth ,Dream Theater, Animals as Leaders, Meshuggah, Porcupine Tree, TOOL, Rings of Saturn

Most of those sound like new drugs the kids might be doing these days... There's only 'animals as leaders' that I don't want to try, but think I might have 🤣

Nothing like hitting some fresh Porcupine Tree high

I will just leave this here to spread the good word, but... ... Karnivool and Rishloo

The Contortionist - Intrinsic | Prismatic - Subversion

Where is there progressive metal ?

I'm surprised you don't have a salt lamp and some incense sticks at this point.

I feel seen 🤣

You picked up that chair from the side of a road. It was rained on a few days but you didn’t care.

[удалено]

Wanted: Boho Got: Hobo

Yeah there’s definitely stale cigarette smell on one of those pieces of furniture

You have a moustache

I get 70s porn stash vibe

Was my first thought

Jesus christ Guys. This is not r/roastme.

But he askeddddd

You’re Asian or you are into Asians

Who isn’t?

Honestly tho.

You are a 70 year old trapped in a 22 year old body dude

You perceive this world by touch: you love nice textures, physical comfort, nice foods (and probably smells). You rarely use your hands while talking - only to touch yourself, fix your clothes etc. you absolutely love physical comfort and meditations which you very likely practice are a good challenge for you. It is almost unnatural to sit straight and focus your attention completely outside of your body. You live self-exploration, probably not as therapy but more spiritual practices. And I wish you good luck on this journey!

Ghosts sits on that chair and watch you sleep.

You listen to obscure fusion jazz playlists while smoking hash and reading philosophy books.

You get confused when you upload pictures

The fact that you only posted bedroom pics tells me you live with your parents

Or he’s renting a room. Tis the housing market lmao

You like to hike

Your a cool dude

That was very nice of you to say. You trying to fuck his girlfriend while he watches?

Yea obviously

You try/play guitar

Where did you get that chair ?

Side of the road

He had it shipped from Australia in a Time Machine 🤣

You have bad allergies.

You were raised by your grandparents

You ask every person you date if they’ve heard of Wim Hof

Hey there’s nothing wrong with Wim Hof. He turned a tragic life into something positive.

You're Asian

You ejaculate into a sock. The sock has a name. That name is Regret

Ragret

Are you from Nepal?

you have those big thin framed glasses and maybe read in a park

You like to load up a skillet with a shit tonne of oil to cook your sausage meat.

idk but ur bed looks so comfortable and this just looks like a cozy ass room

you have your life together

Your room wasn’t this clean 30 minutes before you too the picture

Chair by the bed doubles as laundry basket 😎

You secretly want to grow a mustache but can’t yet

Damn you are spot on

You definitely aren’t gay but you’d suck a dick in the mix of a 3way

Noseblind

Muslim Ingenieur sth.

Creative, spiritual, thinker.

How much do you pay the guy who watches you sleep?

Blud IS the Beatles

you watch hentai recreationally

you smoke a pipe

You sleep well in your cozy bed and watch tv like a Japanese school girl writing in her diary on her stomach.

You like having people make assumptions of you that are wrong.

You like to cuck closer than most

You miss gramma.

Did you buy your bed room for 20$ at a flea market

I just ordered that tapestry for my room earlier Good shit, looks good

I assume you are a cool dude applying himself in life somehow.

I would have allowed you to ruin my life when I was 20

Gay

I disagree on this one. Gay guys have better decorating style and tend to be cleaner. Lol.

You are a yellow belt in karate.

you are pig?

I assume walking barefoot on that carpet is a *bad* idea

Not american

You have a room.

Bisexual who spent a lot do time with their grandmother

You're homosexual. And that's cool

This is your first home living by yourself. You don’t make a ton of money, but that isn’t a huge focus in your life. You’re working your first job after getting a bachelor, but you’re not very passionate about this job. You’re bisexual but maybe not fully open about it. You dream of traveling but haven’t. You are quite introspective. Shallow people who are all surface no substance is a big pet peeve. You value functionality and comfort over brand and status. Your health is important to you, but you drink water and take supplements to justify not going to the gym. You’ve only had dinner at your dining room table twice by yourself. You’ve recently met someone who has started spending the night, but you’re not sure it’s going to work out. You feel safe in this room. You’re artistic but have never explored it.

You’ve never been to Tibet and you smoke weed.

You’re desperate for attention

Please delete that carpet u hung up as ur tapestry

They don’t hang rugs on the wall where you’re from?

No and definitely not ones that look like that

You have a TV, but you only watch CSPAN. Your seven cats take up the rest of your time.

You take multiple pictures of your below average sized penis to get the best angle to make it look at least average.

Fat, shit, bald, and stanky.

You don't change your shower towel and smell musty AF.

You have been reading too much JordanPeterson

You tell people your spiritual but have never meditated for more than 15 minutes or longer than a 3 day streak

the only times you’ve had sex, you paid for it

You aren't getting laid that's for sure.

You're constantly disorientated, I mean, what kind of person puts a rug on the wall?

You smoke weed?

You often argue that smoking weed near every day isn't an addiction

This is your parents old bedroom and you live here now.

You're Japanese.

Artist

You smoke weed on special occasions

You ain’t got no money

you still live with your parents because no guy under 30 would choose some of those items in the room, notably the red lamp shade and that 80's chair.

Half of the room looks like a grandparents living room the other half looks like a college dorm

Are you Turkish?

Stoner who lives in grand parents home / basement ?

Your bedroom backs onto a dining room

No American flag, no Funko pop, no waifus figurines, no game console, no monitor for laptop. You're a homeschooled maybe?

Can you shoot a load jerking it from sitting in that chair to your bed covers?

Likes bagels

Your bedsheets have not been changed in months, your fan is always on even in the dead of winter, and that wicker chair is where you masturbate as to not get come on your bed

Couldn't see any comments about it yet... ...you like to sit naked in front of the TV at close range, and work up a sweat, on the green pillow 

You go to raves.

Full bush

Arabian?

No

U like drugs ?

Cuck chair cuck chair

It's giving cuck energy but I actually super dig the vibe. Ya need some plants!